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2011

08

Aug

Blake Lively Legs and Cleavage on Site of the Day

I have no idea why I am bothering posting these Blake Lively pictures…I guess she’s showing a little cleavage, which I guess is exciting to those of you who never leave the fucking house, cuz everywhere I seem to look, for middle school to the old folks home, there’s fucking cleavage, making it one of those things you can’t openly get excited about, because the people around you will think you are weird, or at leasted totally sexually repressed/under sexed and that’s never a good way to get a blowjob, assuming there’s ever a time when you’re no alone, something I doubt…but here’s Blake Lively on set..cuz I know how fans are…and seeing her anywhere will get you excited….and I guess that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

08

Aug

Titty Flash with Nipples on Youtube of the Day

Here’s a video that was posted to Youtube Aug 1st, 2011…..it is called “hot body contest spring break naked girls dance sexy bikini thong Hot boobs breasts 1″….it has all off 900 views and features some slutty, trashy college girls shaking thir ass like they aren’t drunk white chicks….these trash can bitches letting loose at some cheesy sports bar, who make the world go round and more importantly keep the likes of Jersey Shore tv shows on the air…are amazing….but not as amazing as seeing titty flash and nipples on youtube..

I’m sure this video is gonna get pulled fast…but watch it while it’s still there….

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

08

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless Beach Pics to Start the Day of the Day

Here is mother of a small african village, Heidi Klum, tapping into her National Geographic influenced life, you know trying to be as authentic as possible, walking around all sloppy titty to the watering hole or some shit that jerk off fantasies from the 1950s were made off…but the truth is…I’m always down to see a top model I used to find one of the hottest pieces of ass in the world topless….at pretty much any age..Momma Africa or not…cuz that’s just the kinda pervert I am…

On a sidenote, I have no idea when these pictures were taken, I just assume they are new cuz they were just emailed to me…

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2011

08

Aug

Rumored Cathay Pacific Sex Scandal Pics of the Day

I have a friend who used to fuck a Cathay Pacific flight attendent and he fucking loved every second of it…now I’m not sure if this is actually the same girl…cuz lets face it all Cathay Pacific airline workers kinda look the same…but the hotness is that this bitch was sucking off the pilot, in the cockpit, midflight, and that to me is what pilot school dreams are made of…hell that’s what every traveling man with an erection and a decent looking flight attendent they’d ideally take into the bathroom stall and seduce…since they are the stripper sluts of the air, and you paid good money for them to work you into having an enjoyable flight, that they are…but there are air marshalls to worry about….

Either way, we all knew this went on or assumed it went on…long haul flights are boring…but I think it’s a scam…maybe a porno parody…but AOL is reporting it so it must be true…

Here’s what they had to say…

Hong Kong-based Cathay Pacific Airways is launching an investigation into pictures that appear to show a pilot receiving oral sex from a flight attendant while in a commercial airplane cockpit.

Low quality photos of the act, featuring a woman in a red outfit not unlike those of Cathay Pacific’s flight attendants and a pilot, have circulated through Chinese media. According to some reports, the two are a couple.

“We are conducting a full investigation into the matter and there are some indications that the female shown in the photos may be a member of our cabin crew,” a Cathay spokeswoman told Agence France Presse. However, she added that, “There is no evidence whatsoever to suggest that the act took place in-flight, and there are no reasons to believe that any safety breaches have occurred.”

The pilot, who is apparently not from Hong Kong, issued a legal letter to local paper Apple Daily saying the photos had been stolen from his personal computer and he had filed a police report.

According to GlobalPost, industry sources suspected the photos’ release was part of a malicious stunt to hurt the company.

Here’s the animated recreation…

Posted in:Cathay Pacific

2011

08

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some amazingness going on in the news…I am sure there’s other shit going on that’s even better, but that would mean I was giving you the best content on the internet, and that would fuck up my reputation as the biggest waste of space on the internet….and I’m not willing to do that…but I do like the cop walking off the job in his underwear, something I think we should all do right now, ideally women in the office building next door to me….

Medical Pot Cardholders Wrongly Arrested
Lawyers say patients who are legally allowed to use medical marijuana are being wrongfully arrested.

Adult Video Store Robbery Caught on Tape
A man with a shotgun ordered an adult video store clerk to hand over everything and the whole incident was caught on tape.

3 Charged in Stolen iPhone Ring
Police in D.C. and Virginia are announcing a major bust as they crack down on suspects who are stealing iPhones and other electronics

Remorseful Purse Snatcher
A theft, who gained a conscious after stealing a woman’s purse, showed up at her door with money and an apology.

Cop Walks Off the Job in HIs Underwear
Here’s something you don’t see every day… a police officer walking out of his precinct in nothing but his underwear.

Woman Says LAX PD Officer Assaulted Her
An officer at Los Angeles International Airport has been placed on adminstrative leave while authorities investigate a young woman’s allegations that she was sexually assaulted at the airport.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

08

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m not an asshole…but thanks to great personal hygiene I smell like one….

So much is going on, so little time…here are the mourning hangover links to other sites who don’t have 72 hour benders..Good times…unfortunately I don’t remember them…but the site made $2.73 this weekend…balling…don’t be jealous of my success….

False Start Fail, Just When I Thought Competitive Swimming Couldn’t Get Any Gayer
FOLLOW THIS LINK

25 Sports Hotties We Want to See in 3D
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Free Cams to Make Your Monday More Bearable
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Alissa Rae Ross is All Sorts of Sexy
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Parkour Double Backflip is Kinda Impressive
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Devon is a Cuber Whore, Check Her Out
FOLLOW THIS LINK

More of Miranda Kerr’s Insane Post Pregnant Tits
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Web Cam Girls You Will Fall in Love With
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Blonde Shoots a Dildo Out of Her Ass – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Ryan Goslin Has Banged All These Babes and I’m Jealous
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:MHD

2011

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend…or what I like to call the two nights I try to spend figuring outa way into the neighbor’s house, or even a girl I follow home’s house, to lock myself in her closet and masturbate with a pair of her panties, only to get caught, arrested, humiliated on the news for being the freak panty closet follow you home when drunk pervert….it’s the best kind of orgasm….

Here are the stepLINKS…have a holly jolly weekend…you useless cunts and follow me on FACEBOOK and TWITTER cuz I want to feel like I am relevant…

Good times. Drinking times. If I don’t die…I will be back.

On a Sidenote I just saw a trashy pregnant chick walking around in a bikini and it was amazing…

Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip – I’d Post it but I don’t Care Nuff Bout Fat Hoes.
GO

Irina Shayk Walking Her Dog is So Human for Such Awesome Tits….I just wish I had the shots of her picking up the shit…that’s the porno part…
GO

Octomom in a Bikini – Lovely.
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Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Live Cam Shows To Keep You Busy Friday Through Sunday
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I Bet These Street Performers Make More Money Than I Do
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Cynthia Escobar Brings the Hotness
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Sexy Girls with Even Sexier Self Shots
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The 10 Hottest MMA Ring Girls of 2011
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Jenna Haze is Rockin a Bikini Proper
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Guess Who Wants to Run for President
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Cam Shows With the Hottest Ladies Around
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Amateur Uses Phone as a Vibrator
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Anne Hatheway as Cat Woman in Menh
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Lingerie Basketball vs. Lingerie Football: Which Is More Legit?
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Olivia Wilde’s Tits
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Haven’t Seen Sarah Michell Gellar in Awhile
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Zooey Deschanel Really Annoys Me But Here She is Anyways
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Kim Kardashian Candid Cleavage
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Blake Lively’s Ass
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This Chick is Playing With a Whale Dick!!! Hahahahah
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I Wanna Be All Over Rebecca
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Barbie is the Kind of Girl You’ll Want to Violate
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You Know a TV Show is Shit When the Best Part About It Is the Dog
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Who the FUCK Would Rock Diamond Encrusted Contacts?
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Kristina and Katia Get It On
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Airport Security Obsessed Over Passenger’s Panties
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Haven’t Seen Nicole Scherzinger in Awhile
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Horny Lezzies in the Kitchen
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Laura Whitmore FHM cover shoot
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I Love a Leggy Hottie
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Miranda Kerr is One Hot Mamma
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Accidental Drifting Fail – VIDEO
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Isabelle is Hot in White
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Some Vanessa Pudgens
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Check Out Ashley and Her Tits
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Courtney Stodden is fucking Disgusting
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I wish Ashley Tisdales Face Was as Nice as Her Body
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Mandy Moore is See Through
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Miranda Kerr’s AMazing Full Tits
http://www.thesuperficial.com/the-crap-we-missed- GO

Jersey Girls Don’t Pump Gas But they Are Still Trash
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Taylor Swift Does Eminem’s Lose Yourself Cuz She’s a Fucking Dork
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Rihanna Camel Toe Bikini Enjoys Her Water Sports
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Kim Kardashian See Through Cleavage Candids
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Nicki Minaj Tits Slip on Live TV – Good Morning America
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Tamara Eccelstone’s Wonky Tits Defy Gravity
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Olivia Munn Sweet Sweater Puppies – I Don’t Know How She Does It
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

05

Aug

Rihanna’s in a White Bikini of the Day

Maybe I haven’t had enough sex today, or maybe she’s just standing next to fat chicks or maybe I’ve just been standing next to fat chicks but I think these Rihanna pics are hot…

I also love that I know people in Barbados and they they hate her for being this diva bitch with a belly, you know big fish coming home to her small pond, only to act like a big fish, when really you’re supposed to be pretty nice, humble and cool when you become that big fish, you know since you proved yourself and don’t need to shit on the people more than you already have as they pull bratty rich people from the UK around on tubes for beer money, when you can own the fucking hotel they’re working out of….

But I really love the rumors that she was a teen prostitute and that’s how she made it…cuz whoring at a young age being the gateway whoring to land a solid fucking career that’s lasted the last 4 or 5 years….should be advertised more…and maybe it’s best to keep all the Southeast asians ladyboys and Eastern Europe sex traded teens out of the marketing material…cuz their underage whoring is far less lucrative….

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

05

Aug

Some Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Shorts and Boots of the Day

She’s so wrecked….and I love it…From her yellowy, disgusting skin color to her lip that looks like she was punched in the face…or at least had some dental surgery or botched plastic surgery…all crooked and discount bargain basement stripper working the day shift….to the bruise on her leg…to the deeper rooted truth that is her inability to get work, maintain work, her family issues and most importantly that she was once at the top of the world…and now she’s dragging painfully along the bottomand that’s why she’s amazing…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

05

Aug

Blake Lively Hard Face Showing Off Leg On Set of the DAy

Here are some boring pictures of Blake Lively’s legs on set. I just spent the last 10 minutes zooming in and out of the shit and there’s no sign of dicaprio semen dripping down her thigh…making me wonder why I’m bothering posting these…since there’s nothing but hard face, hairy neck and some long legs….when all I really want to see is a sign, any sign, of her being a little fucking slut.

Here she is in a robe so you can fantasize that you kicked her to the curb after fucking her with nothing but your robe on her back cuz she didn’t suck your dick to completition…at least that’s how I’m playing these outdoor robe pics out in my head…

Posted in:Blake Lively