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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was just sent a gift from god….I was walking down the street and I looked into a car….and a bitch was breast feeding her baby…tits out and amazing…then I hit the park…where three 18 year olds were bending over in spandex about to play tennis….and I realized it is gonna be a good day….before remembering I have to sit on the computer all day posting shit I don’t care about….yay…

Here’s some shit going on around the net….

I’d to Tear Shit Up With This V8 Chainsaw
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The 25 Hottest Women to Date Sports Playboys
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Make It Through the Day
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And That’s Why You Don’t Drive on Drugs
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Six Online How-To Guides For the World’s Saddest People
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Ke$ha Has a Digital Clitoris
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Lisa Ann Has Some Insane Cleavage
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Web Cam Sluts You Will Fall in Love With
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Blonde Girl is Self Fisting
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10 Wardrobe Malfunctions We’re Thankful For
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Weird Al is Going to be Live in Your Living Room
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2011

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was told there was pro tennis going on in this city so I went to every hotel looking for Sharapova, i figured what better time to breast feed off her ripped athlete body in the back of the van I throw her in, but then finally some sympathiser realized what I was up to and told me that it is the men’s tennis shit going on….which works too cuz I figure that means Brooklyn Decker is in town, and that I can breast feed off her in the back of the van while her downs syndrome looking face looks on….but after much hard looking I came up empty, which is pretty convenient since I don’t have a van…meaning the plan was flawed from the beginning…but in my quest I met some slag who I ended up going down on and for some reason her twat smelled like bug spray…not quite sure if it is a good thing or a bad thing…but my mouth was inside her so it can’t be that bad….

Here are the stepLINKS…

Arnold’s Got the Coolest Ex Wife Is a Cunt T-Shirt Ever….
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Lady Gaga Dressed in Drag is So Avant Garde Try Hard…Die Cunt…You Suck
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Irina Shayk’s Hard Nipples Working Out are Life Changing
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Huge Marilyn Monroe Panties
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Kesha Playing Her Vagina Instrument – Assuming She has a Vagina after Trading it in for this bullshit career
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he New Catwoman is Apparently a Stripper Too Bad They Have Someone as Dull and Ugly as Ann Hatheway Playing Her
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Kelly Rowland Slipped a Nip or Two
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Web Cam Sluts That Take It All Off
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Telemarketer Batman Prank. Wait, What?
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Jenny Strips Down at the Beach
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Irina Shayk Looks Hot Doing Anything
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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Amateur Gets Filmed
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Who Would You Rather? Ellen or Justin Beiber?
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Top 50 Sexiest Female Golfers and Tennis Players
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Heidi Klum is Topless Again
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Ashley Green is Fucking Weird Looking
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Lara Spencer Has This Thing About Her That Makes Me Want to Bang Her
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Lookin’Good Sweetheart
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Ilary Blasi is Whacking Some Balls
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Emma Stone Brings the Hotness
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Kate Upton is Sexy as Always
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Swiss Anti-Drug Poster Uses Amy Winehouse’s Picture To Prove Their Point!
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A Gallery Of April O’Neil And Her Sweet Personal Pics
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These Busty Teens Are in Action
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Slippery & Wet – Sexy Oil Bikini Calendar
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I’ve Said It Before and I’ll Say it Again, I Would Totally Bang Zoe Saldana
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Brea Morgan Brings the Sexy On
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Planned Parenthood Goes Bollywood! WTF! – VIDEO
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I’m Sick of Hipster Chicks Dressing Like Fucking Librarians
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio
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Girl on Girl Lap Dance – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Naked Skydiving With Playboy Bunnies!
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I Wanna Be all Over Emma Frain
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And That’s Why You Don’t Drive Like a Fucking Moron – VIDEO
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Balloon Fetish Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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Tyra Banks is Still Fat
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Rihanna Humped Some 60 Year Old Dude on Stage, And Here’s the Photo
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Blake Lively is Leggy
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Ilary Blassi Can Whack My Balls Anytime
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Chanelle Hayes Spilling Out Of Her Bikini Top. I see Areola. Sexy!
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Kelly Rowland Puts Her Tits On Display In New Jersey
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Rihanna See Through Top And Nipple Ring
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Taylor Momsen Dry Humping On Stage and 3 More Ways She Has Disappointed Her Parents
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Charlize Theron See Through Spandex
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2011

Aug

Kelly Rowland Nipple Slip for Attention of the Day

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When you are a second rate Beyonce who was used as a tool to make the world think that Beyonce carried Destiny’s Child, because Beyonce used her spoiled cunt with pull in the industry by being a catty diva to her bff from her childhood who she came up with….to ruin her career and force her to perform tits out to get any attention, work or money, while Beyonce sits at home tiling her bathroom in diamonds….

Funny how things work out when you sell out your friends for personal gain…..

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2011

Aug

Lacey Schwimmer Trashy Failed Stripper Implants of the Day

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Usually the professionally trained dancers don’t end up on TV with actual work…and while they are studying and being professionally trained…they always know that in the back of their mind, they are probably going to become strippers, and the only choreographing they do, is high level strip shows you can tell come from someone with experience, even though ultimately, all those sluts end up in the same place, bouncing on a dick in a back room for 10 dollars a fucking song….but for some reason, this professional dancer went another route, she got the professional dancing but it didn’t give her the slut attention she set herself up for as a kid and all those years of growing up practicing something as useless as dance….but I guess she’s making up for it after life didn’t take the path she wanted it to…cuz it’s never too late to get implants and show off your fat tits and fat ass in some slut costume….whether there’s a seedy biker run bar involved or not….cuz I guess stripping is a career you can never quite fail at…no matter how old, fat, ugly or drug addicted you are…it is always there to fall back on.

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2011

Aug

Tamara Ecclestone is a Model in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Tamara Ecclestone….I have never heard of her before…but the rumor is that she’s the daughter of some model named Slavica and some F1 Racer named Bernie Ecclestone…which pretty much means she’s a rich socialite, who has used her connections to get modeling work, entertainment work, that’s not really work…but more something to do instead of spending her family money…not that it matters…she’s in a bikini and has great fucking tits…probably fake…but still tits…even though I hate fake tits…cuz they’re nothing to get excited about and usually look fucking stupid….here are the pics..

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2011

Aug

Rihanna Wet and in a One Piece Bob Marley Bathing Suit of the Day

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Here’s Rihanna in Barbados for the second week….I guess she’s decided that she can’t compete with the white folks…as her shit was getting stale and boring before she decided to re-invent herself with some reggae and Soca vibe, yes I just did my first music review and it was about Rihanna’s shitty pop music…..so she’s taping in and promoting herself as an authentic islander….which no one ever really denied, cuz getting her career start as a teenage hooker at the karaoke bar where she fucked rich white people from the UK while they were on vacation….lead to a lot of bitterness and hate from her peers and when they turn on you…you kinda lose that Islander edge…that she’s clearly trying to re-establish….

The Bob Marley one-piece bathing suit was a good touch…I mean I can taste the Roti pussy from here…it’s thick, irritating, but I’d still try to get up in it, I mean shit this is Rihanna…..

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2011

Aug

Some Pussy at the Teen Choice Awards of the Day

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I didn’t watch or liveblog the teen choice awards because I’m more into living my own life…or self destructing in my own life than wasting my night in front of my creepy neighbor’s television cuz I don’t have a TV, watching the shit, while worried he’s drugged me to rape me, or more importantly to keep me, cuz he’s that kind of weird…

I also don’t find anything teenagers like interesting, if anything it is depressing and makes me happy the end of the world is near, cuz these vapid little materialistic consumers are so fucking uninteresting….

Although, I do wish I was still in highschool, cuz when I creep on Highschool, I see a whole lot of sluts, all willing to have anal sex, cuz it’s socially accepted, and all busty thanks to hormones in the food, making elements of this generation fantastic, but still not fantastic enough, cuz the second you talk to one of these 16 year olds, the idea of having sex with them and their huge hormone in food tits loses its appeal cuz teens are fucking idiots…

That said, here is some of the pussy being marketed to teens, cuz they are a good demo that pay the fuckin’ bills and have logevity or some shit….

The whole thing, pretty boring to me, but then again, I’ve been doing this for 8 years, and I’ve been uninterested in hollywood and celebrity since long before I started this…making my life a fucking torture…

But at least there’s some tits…and desperate for attention girls willing to really put themselves out there to matter…which sometimes is a good thing…

Selena Gomez…cuz the Teen Choice Awards are the best place for Sex Offenders…

Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez…cuz it was a good PR Move…

Fergie Looking Tough…Like a Wrestler Chick….or an Action Hero and you probably like that..cuz you are a virgin loser and that’s what you’re into….of the Day…

Ashley Greene’s Boring Outfit cuz she fucking sucks…

Tyra Banks….in Spandex….Should be Arrested for Indecent Exposure…

Blake Lively in Latex Looking Dress…that I’d like to cum on, because it’d be easier to clean than her wrinkled weathered face…

Cameron Diaz….So Not a Teen Anymore…not even close…but she may be growing a clit dick for A-Rod…but I haven’t seen pics of it yet…

Taylor Swift…..does the Marilyn Monroe…cuz I guess she’s trying to be more interesting, cuz this prudish act we know is an act cuz John Mayer totally fucked her up the ass raw dog, is hardly fun for us to watch….wholesome is for girls you marry, not girls you masturbate to..t

Alexa Vega….wearing a dress worth noticing..

Raven Symone…..cuz she used to sit on Bill Cosby’s lap in a way you probably wouldnt want your 4 year old sitting on some pervert with a Master’s in Education cuz he loves kids so much’s lap…

Holland Roden is a Ginger in Green …..like some kind of Leprochaun waitin for you at the end of the rainbow…

AnnaSophia Robb and Bethany Hamilton cuz Both Arms Played One Arm in a Movie and now thy are BFF….OBVS….even though it looks like One Arm could eat pretty much all of Two Arms…

Some Avril Lavigne All Lady-Like in a hot dress….even though her daily style is suburban mall punk on her 14th birthday….which would be more appropriate….

Kaley Cuoco cuz Her Hotness Might Have Killed John Ritter….at least her teen looks over stimulated his heart…giving a whole new meaning to “Killer Looks”….that’s the story I heard…

Some Fake Looking Tits Named Maryse Ouellet I’ve never heard of…but appreciate…

Kim Kardashian at any event where people will take pics of her in efforts of trying to stay relevant….

To Remind you this Award show is a fucking useless joke…Rebecca Black was there…and it looks like she won…

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2011

Aug

Charlize Theron Hard Nipples of the Day

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Despite the AIDS in South Africa stats, I’m not worried about getting AIDS from Charlize Theron’s South Africa pussy, cuz you see, you can’t get AIDS through a picture of some older hotness who moved to America with a dream and who is now an Academy Award winner who did Playboy to get noticed back when she first started, all rockin’ some hard nipples…..

But you can get aids swimming down river from a gay nudist waterfall…and the fresh shit filled semen gets stuck to your fucking open sore on your leg….it’s just always a story no one believes when they ask you how you got Aids….

Here are her nips.

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2011

Aug

Kate Hudson New Mom Body Can’t Distract From her Haggard Face of the Day

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Kate Hudson looks so old and haggard…I’m talking her mom looks more youthful and fresh than her….

I was actually forced to watch her latest movie and I blame very hot vagina coupled with my weakness for hot vagina for that…and the entire time, I couldn’t believe anyone would ever fight over her…I mean other than two Johns looking for the cheapest street blowjob and she’s the only discount whore around….

I can only assume that with being raised in Hollywood, in a broken home, with a famous mom, led to having too much access to cash, too little parenting, lots of drugs and hard living….and now it’s all coming out in her face….not that it matters…this is Kate Hudson…a real no body.

But at least she’s not fat and bounces back from pregnancy pretty face, cuz you know, hard drugs are a good way to replace eating…speed up metabolism…if you’re willing to sacrific your face…

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2011

Aug

Rachel Bilson is a Vision in White of the Day

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This is like a dream….a vision of an angel when I’ve taken one too many sleeping pills…you know in efforts to excape this miserable life…only to realize that I’m obese and thus too big to take down with a shitty over the counter sleeping pill….leaving me forced to continue to self destruct via unprotected sex with hookers and alcholism…not that I actually ever want to die…I’m too self absorbed for that…not to mention watching all the idiots go by and dealing with such low level day to day problems, like having to eat out my gross wife once a week in order to get my 100 dollars from her….and never making money to afford the good life…is like a comedy act…and I hate comedy….

I also kinda hate Rachel Bilson for being boring as shit most of the time…but today…this is all virginal and lovely and sometimes the world needs less exposed skin, and more wholesome tenderness….that said…I’d prefer these pics if there was a little more spread pussy lip…

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