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2011

04

Aug

Heather Locklear Tits for Old Times of the Day

Heather Locklear…..seems to be doing alright…at least her tits are…bringing back memories of masturbating to Melrose Place…not that I even remember Melrose Place…I mean that shit was on TV two decades ago…but it’s nice to know her body has held up the storm that is being married to Tommy Lee then Richie Sambora….spending the better part of 20 years having unprotected sex with groupie fuckers….making her pussy having indirect contact with population of a small town worth of pussy….and like a public washroom toilet seat…that sounds real fucking wholesome and clean….making her, even at a month away from 50 years old, all well traveled , dusty, weathered and filled with worldly scents she picked up going around the block a couple of times and that’s just her vagina….just the way I like my used up, weathered women entering the golden years of life.. with hot tits who I stare at in pictures….

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2011

04

Aug

Kristin Cavallari Tight Body Leaving the Gym of the Day

Here are some shitty pictures of Kristin Cavallari leaving the gym because when you are unemployed, but so want to be famous and noticed, you go to the fucking gym so that you don’t get fat, cuz no one likes fat chicks, even though being fat could give her a marketing hook, and get her cast in some fat people TV shows, even though no one wants to watch fat girls on TV, and America is filled with bitches built like Precious hungry for both all things edible and a minute of fame….so instead trash Cavallari just does the obvious Hollywood route that I hope ends in poverty and desperation cuz that’s always when the fun goes down cuz whatever is going on here…is hardly fun…if anything it looks sad….something that I usually see on women both before and after I have sex with them…making this almost erotic…

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2011

04

Aug

Halle Berry Bending Over of the Day

I was surprised to see these pictures of Halle Berry bending over…you know cuz she’s all fancy and probably has a staff of blck people to do that for her….you know so that she can watch how they act and channel that for her public appearances where she can pretend she’s not actually white as fuck and the closest she’s been to black was when she crossed the street when a black guy was walking towards her back in the 80s when she wasn’t famous and could actually walk the streets without security….

Not that it matters, what does matter is that she’s not showing any panty like the bitch I watched bending and struggling to lift some heavy luggage out of her car yesterday, who I probably would have offered a helping hand to, had this been another era, like the 40s or 50s, where women weren’t so scared of getting raped or having their shit touched by strangers…I mean if I wasn’t so into watching her hot ass struggling to lift and carry shit while showing off her panties….in a way that made her fear of getting raped jusitiable, you know with the poundin’ erection and all….

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2011

04

Aug

Britney Spears Gives Her Boyfriend a Lap Dance of the Day

I’m so behind on Britney crazy that I had no idea she had a boyfriend, I just assumed she was still fucking K-Fed….cuz I figure that’s how they do things in trailer parks…you know she loses her mind, shaves her head, runs back to him….he gets high off crack and ends up knocking up some black chick who works his favorite fried chicken spot, only to move her in the trailer next door, using Britney’s money, so that he can run his 10 babies with 4 different bitches properly….you know bank rolled for life thanks to her pop career…that is usually a stripping career when it happens to normal white trash…

But apparently, she’s got a new boyfriend, who she brought on stage to give a lap dance to, you know as a tribute to what she would be doing had she never been forced into entertainment by her parents….

And I’m guessing he’s the volunteer “audience” member to to prevent a liability…you know like if she uses her fucking shit and end up either forgetting she’s on stage and starts actually sucking him off/ fucking him, or worst, losing her mind tired of being a puppet and taking it out on that dude in a wrong place/wrong time, poking his eyes out and biting his tongue off kind of protest…

Either way, seeing a bitch lap dance her boyfriend is boring…I far prefer watching a bitch have sex with her boyfriend…but I’m posting the video anyway.

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2011

04

Aug

Ashley Tisdale’s Rockin’ Body Goes to the Gym of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is pretty substantial when her head is cut off…if only she only found a way to permanently live a headless life…you know maybe walk around with a green screen or a mask so that no one would be forced to look at her shitty face and do an ugly watch…but instead would be able to focus on all things good about her…like her tight fucking body thanks to working out as she is a much smarter ugly person than me, who knows working out and having a tight body is a great cure for a disasterous face….I mean that and the nose job she got a while ago…but that didn’t do all that much for her….but you get what I’m saying and that’s that I respect her effort to one day be a pretty girl she always wanted to be…and that day will come when all the pretty girl get old and fat and she’s still tight bodied cuz a tight body at 60 is so rare that no matter what the bitch looks like, she’s hot….cuz faces on a bitch matter less and less the older they get….but bodies are what you fuck…True story.

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2011

04

Aug

Mariah Carey’s Tits in a One Piece for Twitter of the Day

There’s something hilarious about Mariah Carey posting pictures of her “Ocean Workout” on twitter, you know because she’s fucking fat as fuck and the only thing I can assume she’s doing in the Ocean is taking a fucking shit, cuz it was closer than walking back to the hotel, and because she considers taking a shit the closest thing to working out, cuz it is the only time she really feels her lightest after dropping last night’s excessive fat chick meal out of her…

The good news is that with all fat chicks comes fat tits…and here are Mariah’s from a distance so that you don’t have to deal with everything else that is unattractive about her….like her face and body….and that works for me…

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2011

04

Aug

Kelly Osbourne is Squeezing Coco’s Ass for Twitter of the Day

Kelly Osbourne looks so bummed, literally, you know, cuz she’s got her hands all over Coco’s ass and posted it to Twitter, I guess so shaken up about the death of her “best friend” who she was such a good friend to that she really got involved and did all she could to prevent that death that was probably pretty preventable….You know, tired of all the tears the paparazzi captured and statements she’s been making about how broken up she is…and taking a break from all that sadness and getting on with her life…and what better way to do that than to grab Coco’s ass…it’s like some kind of amusment park ride…only more manhandled and used…cuz you don’ climb the whore ladder and marry a celebrity without a whole lot of practice….

In other news – Kelly Osbourne called Christina Aguilera the fat cunt she was born to be….fascinating….

Here are some recent pictures of Coco at some bullshit event showing off her bullshit body…

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2011

04

Aug

Aubrey O’Day’s Ass for Twitter is Not Smiling and Needs its Friend of the Day

Aubrey O’Day’s pretty good at keeping herself relevant by giving her fan base semi-slutty pics on twitter, which is coincidentally all it really takes for a girl to get a fan base, cuz as dudes, we’re really only interested in looking at them half named….it’s like she’s taken her future into her own hands, since no one else is giving her work, not that she ever really had work, cuz as far as I know her claim to fame is fucking Diddy when she was on some making of the band shit….

Some call her strategy bottom feeding….I call it bottom heavy…they are just jealous their overreating doesn’t make them a sex icon to at least half a dozen people who have nothing better to do than follow trashy bitches on twitter waiting for them to upload pics….

They are clearly just jealous….Right….

That bullshit said, the good news is that she’s recruited a better looking friend / hired model to use as a prop to make her ass pictures actually worth clicking, cuz staring at her fat ass that’s sucking into itself,on its own is boring at this point, played out….and what better way to get noticed and stay noticed than by using a half naked chick with a better ass to compliment/support yours……

Who cares…this is Aubrey O’Day…what a waste of words I’ve just written…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2011

04

Aug

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

So I’m talking to this girl at a local bar …and I ask her the obvious “What’s the biggest and weirdest thing you’ve ever inserted” and after her initial shock at how awesome I am at interviewing new girls I am, she’s like “nothing too weird or too big, I’m tight so just a dildo”…bored by her obvious response, cuz every chick tries to say she has a tight pussy, and that bores me, so I decided to sabotage the 5% chance I had to fuck her in a back alley, so I said “dildo’s can be weird, I use one on myself that is molded to look like a dead rotting rat, and I have another that looks like an aborted fetus”….needless to say, we had creative differences and went our seperate ways…

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2011

04

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some exciting if you’re a child pornographers who escaped getting arrested which I’m hoping you’re not…cuz that shit is the single most disgusting thing a motherfucker can do….and depressing if you’re a normal person like me who is either always depressed and reminded the state of our world, although funny as hell, is just doomed, which gives you hope in your depressive state, cuz let’s face it, nothing makes depression better than pointing and laughing at people worse off…

Either way, here’s the news.

72 Charged in Child Porn Network Probe
Seventy-two people have been charged with participating in an international child pornography network that prosecutors say used an online bulletin board called Dreamboard to trade tens of thousands of images and videos of sexually abused children.

Woman Called 9-1-1 Over 2,100 Times
A California woman has been busted for placing over 2,100 9-1-1 calls in June.

‘I’m glad you have cancer’ note sets off protests
A nasty note in a neighborhood dispute has lead to nights of protest in front of the Cranston, R.I. houses after one neighbor told the other he was happy he had cancer.

Dallas Swingers Clubs Closed
The owner of two troubled Dallas nightclubs has been ordered to permanently shut them down. The city said he called his businesses churches but that was just a ruse.

Police Release Video of Serial Butt Slasher
Police have released a video of the suspect in the serial cutter case. The video depicts the suspect entering a store on June 20.

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