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2011

03

Aug

Miranda Kerr’s Twitter Erotica of the Day

Miranda Kerr is probably one of the best mom’s out there…not cuz she lovingly cares for her baby….but because she bounced the fuck back from the pregnancy that I am capable of looking at her slutty twitter pics, in a silky robe, showing some leg and cleavage before doing a fashion show, all made up, and in the self-shot slut pose, cuz she probably felt hot and like she was looking her best, which is pretty convenient cuz I’m thinking she probably was, you know finally back at work after all those months of having her staff of nannies take care of her kid as she hit the gym….not that I ever care about the personal life of bitches I’ll never meet…I’m just more interested in looking at her tits…

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2011

03

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

So a dude who reads the site who I like to call the lone soldier, since no one else reads the site, and I even debat whether he actually even reads the site, or if he just likes sending me pics of his chick cuz he’s one of those “watch my chick fuck” kinda guys who likes sharing….wanted to show me the ring he got his girl…cuz I guess he figures she’s the one to marry and knock up….and luckily….he also attached a closer view….

This is the creative shit more of you idiots should be sending in…you know help make the site fucking relevant you passive pricks…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Cliff Dive Slut FAIL – VIDEO
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Hugh Hefner Planking Looks Like Weekend at Bernie’s – Dead Man Puppet Show…
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Guess Who is Still a Fucking Mess on Death Watch..
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Web Can Sluts You Can Count on To Do Their Job Right
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Where Are They Now? Nickelodeon’s Leading Ladies Of The ’90s
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Sophia Vergara’s Tits Are Out of Hand
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Guess Who George Clooney is Bangin Now
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The Seven Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History
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Jayden Cole is Naked and I Like It
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Cam Shows You Can’t Help But Love
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Will Smith’s House Looks Like a God Damned Hotel and Not in a Good Way
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Naughty Girlfriend Gets Herself Off
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50 Sexiest Ladies Rocking Racing Gear
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Panty Upskirts For The Real Housewifes Of Beverly Hills-Brandi Glanville And Dana Wilkey
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A Little Mila Kunis
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Demi Lovato, Just Because
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The Change Up Movie Review
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Okay If You Are Among The Dudes That Paid This Dunkin Donuts Worker to Suck Your Pecker, I Need You to Give me an Exclusive Interview NOW!
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Kate Moss on a Vacation Means Nudes For You and Me
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Some Hot Lesbian Action
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Lazy Mom Hurts Her Kid – VIDEO
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Check Out Lorena Sanchez
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Famous Women That Could Be Strippers In Another Life
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Alexandra and Janessa Get It On – VIDEO
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Top 5 Hottest Hentai Porn Videos
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Adriana Lima in a Bikini
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4 Lebians Get It on Outside
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Doutzen Kroes Photoshoot
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Fashion Hottie I Would Be All Over in a Second
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Amy Childs in Spandex
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Webcam Strip Down
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ashley Tisdale, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Ariel is One Hot Redhead
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Okay I Hate Planking But This Pic of Hugh Hefner Doing It Is Kinda Funny
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And More Mila Kunis
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Striptease of the Day
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Bird Attached to a Windshield…But not the right kind of bird….
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Scarjo is an Annoying Ex
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Bam Got the Worst Ryan Dunn Tattoo Ever
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Belen Rodriguez In A Bikini Gives Me A Serious Boner
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Rihanna Grabbing Her Pussy And Acting Like A Slut
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Jennifer Aniston Still Dating Same Guy. Going For New Record
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Young Virgin Orgies – A Vessel To Heaven
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Geri Halliwell’s Stomach Has A Mind Of Its Own. And It’s Fucking Disgusting
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To Catch A Predator’s Chris Hanson Loves Banging Blond Strippers
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George Clooney is Fucking Stacy Keibler – Who Cares?
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Smiling Dog to Warm Your Pathetic Heart….
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2011

03

Aug

Melanie Griffith Looks Like a Crackwhore and I Like It of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I like my women to look emaciated, malnourished, drug addicted and like they are eager for their next hit of crack…you know pretty much exactly like Melanie Griffith is looking….cuz they are easy, affordable, too weak to run, and most importantly filled with tastes and smells that take you on a journey cuz they have a story….making her Today’s little piece of heaven…

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2011

03

Aug

Mila Kunis’ Exciting Russian Fetish Video of the Day

I’ve seen this video circulating….and I didn’t bother with it because I figure seeing a Ukrainian immigrant speaking Russian when in Russia doing promo for a movie wasn’t all that exciting, you know call me crazy….

If anything I find it irritating when I’m around imported women and I can’t figure out what they are saying, or whether they are plotting my death cuz my threats of sending them back to their war torn countries aren’t going over as well as I hoped….cuz Russian girls are all spoiled brat who don’t remember what communism or the iron curtain is all about…especially since they were raised here…

I mean and I also find Russian as erotic a language as German or Arabic, you know all hacking and coughing and violent like I’m gonna get prison raped sounding….

Not to mention, the rumor is she’s defending Justin Timberlake in the interview….cuz she’s probably fucking him….making this even less erotic than it already is….

I think Mila Kunis is just good to look at, or masturbate to in her re-runs of that 70s show…

Here she is in LA…probably speaking english…except maybe when she buys her illegal firearms and cocaine….from Dimitry and Vladimir her Russian mobster friends she met when she was a kid at Vodka soaked Russian work camp….

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2011

03

Aug

Sofia Vergara Mom Tits in a T-Shirt of the Day

I’ve probably said this before, because I’m an alocholic and I like to repeat myself without knowing I’m repeating myself, cuz that’s part of the fun of being drunk most of the time, but I’m fascinated by Sofia Vergara, not because of her huge “natural” mom in her 40s tits, but because she was a single mom who came to America from Colombia in her 20s, and instead of becoming a stripper, walmart clerk or waitress at a cuban restaurant, she became all hollywood and that probably took a lot of whoring to a lot of the right people…meaning this pussy has seen its fair share…and that amazes me….

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2011

03

Aug

Ashley Greene Shitty Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

These pics would be better if her ass was actually shitty, you know the covered in shit kind of shitty and not just the no real substance, soul or appeal shitty…cuz at least her ass being covered in feces would give us something to fucking laugh at or at least talk about, like the drunk chick who shit herself outside the club two weeks ago, but instead I’m stuck with this garbage media whore marketing herself shit…..and that’s no fun…cuz I only like an ass when the cheeks make a smile shape where they meet the legs…not this weird deflated garbage…fuck Ashley Greene like you were a Jonas brother who pretended he didn’t fuck Ashley Greene, giving her a complex that she could deal with cuz it meant more teen fans she’s already locked down – thanks Twilight.

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2011

03

Aug

Freida Pinto Covers Her Baby of the Day

Here’s Bollywood pussy that belongs to Dev Patel cuz he gets her, you know with the whole being the only two Indian (dot not feather) actors who have made it in America, even though she’s far better looking than him, you know good enough to even land a famous white actor, but famous white actors can’t give her uterus Indian (dot not feather) babies…and apparently that’s something important to ethnic people….at least that’s what I’ve concluded on the stinky immigrant bus I sometimes take…

She’s leaving pilates or yoga cuz she’s cliche like that….you know being into Yoga and from India is almost like being American and owning a gun…only a lot more peaceful, thanks Ghandi, and she’s covering her stomach, which means pregnancy…cuz that’s how these secret arranged marriages work…trade goat for daughter, daughter make baby, move to america, open convenience store or butter chicken and nan bread store…only this is hollywood….

I have no idea why I did that post….

Posted in:Freida Pinto

2011

03

Aug

Emmy Rossum in a White Dress of Day

I’ve seen this bitch naked…not in my bed, pool, or even on stage when she was coming up as the star…but I’ve see her naked naked in Shameless and I prefer it to this….

See this white dress may not be period friendly…which is convenient cuz Emmy Rossum isn’t very friendly on TWITTER you see cuz she blocked me….

But this white dress could have been pervert friendly….cuz white clothing tends to be pretty fucking see through especially with a thick black bush under the shit…and seeing her showing off her body that we’ve all seen naked thanks to my naked in entertainment pervert journalism …you know making us think she was actually kind of cool and cared about her fans and our masturbation needs…but instead she just sucks…and not in a good way…but I’m posting the pics anyway…

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2011

03

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s WMB 3-D See Through Photo Shoot of the Day

Kim Kardashian got cast in a new magazine called World’s Most Beautiful’s maiden issue….because I have a feeling that Kim Kardashian invested in or financed, or is even the silent partner behind this shit cuz she liked the way it sounded, especially when they said they’d do a 3-D photoshoot with her, something that would be dangerous if it was more focused on her ass, or even her gut, cuz let’s face it, she’s just a fat chick who knows how to wear, strap down, and hide her fatness…..which coincidentally is also proof that she’s hardly the world’s most beautiful anything, unless you own a restuarant she’s walking into, cuz you know it’ll be a good day for sales, provided she even eats in public, cuz most fat chicks like to keep that shit behind closed doors as they cry….

Either way, here’s her 3-D photoshoot that’s not really 3-D or something you want to see in 3-D, and she’s showing off her fat tits and see through leggings…something you probably like…but I prefer the Black on Fat Chick Sex Tape Porno Career that Launched Her into this Money Making Monster she is Now…thanks to Ryan Seacrest…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

03

Aug

Kristin Cavallari’s Bikini BBQ of the Day

There is a funny thing about being famous for nothing….and that is that the bitches who are famous for nothing aren’t money motivated…they strictly do it for attention, to get noticed and the hope that one day it’ll all work out and they will actually get a paying job or at least a very rich boyfriend who wants to fuck them after seeing them in the magazines you know to finally achieve that bottom feeding level of significance so that they can say to themselves that they’ve finally made it…or some shit….and that addiction to wanting to make it, wanting to be famous, and wanting people to remember them leads to great things like staged bikini BBQ pictures that are so ridiculous they’re almost fucking comical…but the half naked factor almost makes it like low grade porn…and that works for me…and apparently it also works for Kristin Cavallari cuz people like looking at girls in bikinis…it is just that simple.

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