I just realized that if you stare at Ashley Tisdale’s ass and just her ass….you know ignore everything else about her…especially her face…she’s actually pretty hot…
Posted in:Ashley Tisdale
2011
17
Aug
I just realized that if you stare at Ashley Tisdale’s ass and just her ass….you know ignore everything else about her…especially her face…she’s actually pretty hot…
Posted in:Ashley Tisdale
2011
17
Aug
Summer Glau did FHM in April so it is only natural that I’d be posting her FHM video 5 months after the fact because a fan emailed it into me and I saw it on other sites and felt pressure to put it up cuz half naked bitches are a timeless thing…even if you have no idea who they are….you know like diamonds, they are forever….with no timeline as long as it is capturede on film….cuz I know first hand that I can jerk off to vintage porn starring bitches who are likely dead now as well as I can jerk off to new porn….which unfortunately for me isn’t that well dude to impotence, hard living and an inability to get off to porn cuz I’m desensitized, but you get what I’m saying….
Posted in:Summer Glau
2011
17
Aug
Like every well rounded man….and not the disorganized, useless alcoholic I am….I figure there’s a huge importance in starting your day like you were in the 50’s and on your way to the town factory while your wife stays home, pretends to be a good homemaker, when really she spends her day fucking the grocery clerk, mailman and any other man who doesn’t work at the town factory…
So here’s today’s news….I’m loving the flash mob hustle….we need to organize one of those…all we need is a mob…which luckily I can help with since I know this site alone gets at least one reader.
Bachmann mixes up Elvis anniversaries
SPARTANBURG, S.C. — Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann got her Elvis Presley dates all shook up during a campaign stop Tuesday in South Carolina.
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Rapper Accused of Inciting Flash Mob
Los Angeles County prosecutors will decide this week whether to press charges against The Game, after a tweet from the rapper’s account incited a telephone flash mob that overwhelmed the emergency phone system at a sheriff’s station.
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Child ‘Mayor’ Renames Street for Bieber
Forney’s 11-year-old mayor for a day is a big Justin Bieber fan and she’s renaming part of Main Street for the teen heartthrob.
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Caught on Tape: Flash Mob Robs 7-Eleven
Surveillance cameras caught a flash mob of 30 teens robbing a 7-Eleven store in Maryland.
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ACLU Defends Del. Sex Offenders
One story has a city locked in controversy and may have you shaking your head.
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Twin may lose $50K for hockey shot
An 11-year-old boy who made an incredible long-distance hockey shot into a tiny goal at a charity event may lose his $50,000 prizemoney because it was actually his twin brother who was registered to participate, ABC News reported Monday.
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Posted in:stepNEWS
2011
17
Aug
I am not the panty evaporator I once was…..I mean not that I ever really had game….but it used to be a hell of a lot better. Last night I was trying to sext a girl and she wrote “Not tonight I have a headache” and she was fucking serious…I thought that was part of the tease…you know playing on being an unhappy married couple…but she was fully serious…leaving me hanging….and realizing….I continue to suck at life but at least it is funny.
Tiny Apartment Transforms into 24 Rooms and It’s Kinda Amazing – VIDEO
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Kasey Wants to Say Good Morning
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Power Ranking All NFL Cheerleading Squads in 2011
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Like Giving You Great Gifts
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Shantel VanSanten From “The Final Destination” Hotness
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And Today in Useless Talents
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The Most Random Shit You Will Read All Day.
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These Girls Wearing Bikinis Set the World Shower Record
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18 Year Old Strips Down
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Live Web Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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If Celebritys Auditioned For Jersey Shore – VIDEO
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Posted in:MHD
2011
16
Aug
I only lost 25 twitter followers this week…I feel like I need to recoop them…even though twitter is pretty fucking useless…I still bought into the shit and post on the shit so FOLLOW ME NOW AND SAVE ME FROM SUICIDE …. my twitter popularity is that important to me…or not…who cares
I’m going to drink more….here are the stepLINKS
The Single Best Cameltoe Pic of the Day
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Does Laughing as Gene Simmons Bare Ass Make Me Gay?
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Eva Longoria Sweet, but small Camel Toe
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Madonna Through The Years Was Once Worth Fucking
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Salma Hayek’s Amazing Cleavage on the Cover of a Magazine
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Courtney Stodden is Such a Piece of Trash – I Called Out for Not Being 16 The Day Her Name Hit the Media…
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Live Web Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Who the FUCK Would Buy a 69 Dollar Hot Dog?
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Justene and Her Friend Get Touchy Feely
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You Gotaa Love That There Are Ass Pics All Over Twitter
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Man, Whitney Houstan Used to Be Hot
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Sara Jean Underwood Topless Awesomeness
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Deena Cortese is a Fucking Pig
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Julie Chen Versus Leah Rimini Bitch Fight
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Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Best Friends Get It On – VIDEO
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Top 25 Hottest CFB Cheerleaders
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Brooke Burke Models Boobs In Sun Safely
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Some Jessica Simpson, Just Because
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WTF Photo of the Day
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It’s Madonnas Birthday So Here’s a Photoset of Her Deterioration
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A Little Bit of Kim Kardashian
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Dancing Sluts Make Mom and Dad Proud – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Drunk Party Sluts
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Some Amber Rose, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Salma Hayek is Looking Hot As Always
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Angela Sommers is One Hot Blonde
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Frances Bean Cobain Is Gorgeous
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Tyra Banks, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Eva Angel Strips Down
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Man I’d Love to Bang Gabrielle Union
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Little Blonde Cutie I Would Like to Be All Over
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I’d Like to Be All Over Krysten Ritter
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Gisele Bundchen’s Rock Hard Body Bikini Pics
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MONSTER TRUCK DUEL! – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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How About a Little Brunette Amateur
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Kelly is a Naked Cowgirl
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The hottest fans of every NFL team (160 pics)
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J-Lo’s Divorce Just Got Way More Interesting…
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Tahiry Shows Off Her Body In The Gym
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You can go to jail cuz of Facebook…..Internet Isn’t Fun Anymore
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Some Dumb Bitch Named Lauren Answered an Ad to be a Model – Ends Up Getting Fucked…
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Anne Hathaway is Boring as Fuck When She’s Not Naked
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I love EX GF REVENGE Porn – Cuz Everyone’s Got an Ex
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Jennifer Love Hewitt See Through Dress: Come Get Me Boys
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Eva Longoria Sweet, but small Camel Toe
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Phoebe Price Seductive Beach Pics
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Rachael White Is Topless And Grabbing Her Tits
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Man Gets Jailed For One Year For Slipping His Hand Under Sleeping Woman’s Dress
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2011
16
Aug
All this hype around Pippa Middleton makes no sense when you factor in the permanent shit stain on the back of her thigh….a little brown port wine stain that I’m sure she’s happy didn’t land on her face…but probably not happy that people are pointing and laughing at cuz to her it is hardly a big deal…shit she’s had it all her life and no dude’s complained cuz like me they probably are looking at her pussy or asshole or tits when they fuck her….not that I’ve fucked her – or ever will but you get what I’m saying and that is that Pippa is imperfect….possibly battling a contagious disease…probably just a birth mark…a really gross, embarrassing, disgusting birthmark she should probably get removed now that she’s related to royalty…..and obviously she’s good enough for me once I get over the grossness of the whole thing….but I’ll never meet her…so I’ll just point and laugh at her inadequacies without worrying about all the disgusting bitches I’ve put my dick inside that she clearly is a step up from….cuz this isn’t about me…it is about this fancy pants being knocked off her high horse….even if you’re like me and you just focus on the vagina lips, asshole and tits when it comes to a bitch….I think I already said that….
Posted in:Pippa Middleton
2011
16
Aug
Her name is Sophia Lie….and she pisses herself….I mean I guess she could have spilled a drink on herself but where’s the story in that….
In her defense, you’d piss yourself to if you were forced to spend more than an hour with Josh Hartnett, let alone spend your life with the fucking asshole. You know because clearly you wouldn’t have any dignity or self respect….
See I know a girl who went on a date with Josh Hartnett when he was in town filming and apparently he spent the night talking about his hair and whether it was better in one movie than the other…and that’s the kind of conversation that would make a motherfucker, even an opportunistic motherfucker drink until they have no more feeling ….
Here are the rest of the pics…
Here are some of her fashion modeling pics….cuz she’s a hot fashion model …so hot she has a celebrity boyfriend…assuming Josh Hartnett is still a celebrity…and she’s one of these three naked bitches…just not sure which one…you can try to make a came out of the shit….since you have nothing else going on…
Here’s some art faggy video cuz you like those art fag….
Posted in:Josh Hartnett
2011
16
Aug
I don’t know if Jerry Hall is in a shirt or a one piece bathing suit….I stopped looking when I remembered that this is Jerry Hall today and not Jerry Hall in the late 70s…..I just know she’s on vacation even though her life has been a pretty huge vacation….
Sure I’ve posted picturs of her in a bikini but a lot can change to a 55 year old in just one year…you know that breaking point where she’s officially old and not worth a fuck….you know that point where even she says no to a bikini even though she’s accepted her body, is comfortable naked, but is just respectful of the on-lookers…..even though I still want to see her naked….
I’m more into her daughter Georgia May Jagger the Model ….and expect this gentle loving post about her mother to go straight to her vagina making me her obsession….it could happen..and her jealous older sister Lizzy Will Do Playboy to Get My Share Of Attention Jagger isn’t so bad either….
Posted in:Jerry Hall
2011
16
Aug
There’s nothing quit like watching a mom ass in a pair of period friendly shorts cuz she’s likely menopausal and the only discharge she risks leaking out of her box will get tapped in her incontinence pad…doing errands…I mean other than watching all the other bitches in the world with better bodies doing their menial daily tasks like shopping for bikinis, studying for college exams, or getting drunk and dancing on bars….Don’t get me wrong Mom Body with period friendly shorts jacked up her ass is amazing…and all…cuz I have an addiction to wanting to see as many vaginas as I can on any given woman I happen to cross paths with….so I don’t discriminate…but I will say…Salma Hayek’s seen better mexican starlet with big tits days….but here are the pics anyway…
Posted in:Salma Hayek