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2011

20

Jul

Some Pussy at the Captain America Premiere for the Virgin Losers of the DAy

Hey Virgin Losers who are really into collecting cuz it is the only thing that calms your apergers…from comic books, to fantasy, to superheros, action figure, sci/fi and aliens…you’re a recipe for never getting laid cuz you’re too socially awkward and annoying…

But here’s some pussy you can pretend is going to marry you after you make millions programming the next facebook, at the premiere of Captain America, some comic book shit, for you to masturbate to, cuz you can lie to yourself and pretend that they are actually into superhero virgin loser shit, I mean why else would they show up to the event if they didn’t, ya know, it can’t have anything to do with getting paid or taking advantage of getting in the media in photos….idiots…

Either way here’s the pussy from the premiere I wasn’t invited to….

Maria Menounos Looks better on the beach having a pussy slip than in this crazy outfit, but at least it’s tight…

Amanda Righetti – I have no idea who this bitch is but I can assume she’s at the event for the press…..and I don’t really care what her motivation is…I’m more interested in whether the carpet matches the drapes….cuz as scared as I am from the devil spawn redheads of the world…I totally want to fuck one…cuz I haven’t yet…

Jamie Chung is Asian….and Asians are like robots and respect men like you who like computers….so maybe you should focus on China for your potential future wives….

Zoe Saldana’s long chain smoking legs that weren’t wrapped around my neck and/or shoulders when she was in Montreal filming last month cuz she’s got no respect or consideration for me…or really any loser…cuz she may be your sexual avatar fantasy, all sci/fi and shit…but she only does that for the money…

Hayley Atwell Got Tit

I still have no idea who Elsa Pataky is….but I know she’s been getting hype…and these pics make me wonder why….

Vanessa Pudgens….in the highest heels possible and loosest dress ever…in efforts to hide the pudge….that I think is pregnancy or emotional eating both related to her being a kiddie porn producer….back when she took nude pics when she was 17….

Posted in:Captain America

2011

20

Jul

Ali Lohan is the Jailbait Disappointment of the Day

I don’t understand how with only 5 months before her 18th birthday, this Ali Lohan, sister of haggard Lohan, hasn’t pulled a Miley, Taylor Momsen, or capitalized on her sisters name in order to get noticed as the jailbait all the perverts want to give tutor….naked….but instead has spent her time not showering, looking like a wreck, and remaining far less interesting than her older sister we’re all bored of when she was this age….

I mean this is prime opportunity to really make a name for herself, and instead she’s taking her sister’s lead, and is doing nothing, I mean you think her mom would step in and force the bitch into making her money in the last window she has as parent to claim a huge percentage of those earning…and that’s been the Jailbait disappointment of the day….

Posted in:Ali Lohan

2011

20

Jul

Ashlee Simpson is a Mom in Some Little Shorts of the Day

I don’t know why I posted these pictures…I think I thought she had more tits…or that her little shorts would be as exciting as the little shorts I see everytime I leave my house…from the 19 year old in little skimpy shorts who was dry humping her boyfriend in the park, ass out, making me practically cum my pants, to I mean every other girl this summer who realizes that ass cheeks hanging out of their shit like it was the 70s is a fucking good thing….I didn’t think she was on a walk with what looks like her shrink, or AA sponsor, or some lesbian bitch she’s decided to date because she was married to a homo and the level of testosterone, sex and strap ons was essentially the same…..so dyke she doesn’t get her period anymore kind of thing…

What it comes down to is Ashlee Simpson peaked when she got caught lip syncing….and here is the damaged mom goods in some boring pics that don’t even compare to what’s going on outside in REAL LIFE….

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson

2011

20

Jul

Rihanna Should Invest in Heels of the Day

I’m not a fashion consultant, but I could be, provided the people hiring me were interested in learning how to dress like you’re poor, don’t shower, don’t wash your clothes….you know practically homeless, thrift store/mission specials from over decades ago, that’s I’ve kinda just wear them into the ground….soiled, stained, been through and seen more shit, both figuratively and literally than most 25 years old…..

But even I know, if you’re built with short, thick legs, you should probably rock a pair of very very tall heels….cuz shit will lean you out, and make the world forget you’re a sturdy bitch who can hold her own when a motherfucker chokes you out for being a total cunt who lead him to choke you out…you crazy bajan trash….

Here are her stumpy, thick, shitty legs cuz when I see skin, even on clown-haired freaks, I get excited….now if only she was juggling….my balls….in her mouth….Do-Do DoDo DoDo Do-Do Do Do…..(that was my attempt at writing out the circus song)….

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2011

20

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Bike Fetish of the Day

Keep on biking, because soon they’ll be calling you Vanessa PUDGEson….instead of the nickname she got when dating Zach Efron, Vanessa FUDGEPACKERson…..cuz bitch looks like she’s getting fat…more than she looks like she straps on 10 inch black dildos to fuck her bitch fake boyfriends she’s only pretending to date thanks to a marketing commitment to a project they worked on…a project that was clearly not staying fit…cuz if it was maybe she wouldn’t be so thick…

See despite what the fat chick I had an argument with yesterday thinks, fat hookers do not charge by the pound, meaning they don’t get paid a premium because they have more woman flesh to them, unless they work specifically for people with fat chick fetishes, who don’t count as the average whore consumer….because in the everyday world, the fat hookers are the discount bargain basement ones you target when you’re on a budget…

See cuz fat chicks suck…

So Vanessa Hudgens needs to stop the emotional eating, she needs to step up the biking, maybe even Forrest Gump that shit and keep riding and riding and riding until she’s gone around the country tile she gets skinny…

But luckily for her, I still have a bitch biking fetish that leads me to stealing bike seats off hot pussy, usually in skirts, I see lock up their bikes and running into a store or cafe, to snif them out for masturbation purposes when I find myself a back alley or dumpster or public park to love do it in….

And really, I’ve never heard any complaints, cuz bitches love riding the seat post, they just aren’t allowed to admit it cuz that would make them classless sluts….

Good times.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

20

Jul

Webcam Star of the Day

Her webcam name is Monllaccj. She is 23, from Italy and I just watched her jerk off a dude for the last 20 minutes..she sucked his nipples, she played with his balls, she gave it her all, in some strong as fuck arm that I wouldn’t mind being friends with….I think the highlight of the show as watching her rub her twat all over the dudes leg like some kind of dog in heat eager to get fucked…proving yet again that the best place to be on the internet is watching cam girls in action….wahtever her motivation is….whether it is money or slutty exhibitionists…I don’t fucking care…she’s won my heart….

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2011

20

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not hungover yet, see cuz I haven’t gone to sleep yet, and I’ve been drinking through the night…It’s not cuz it is a special occassion, it’s not cuz it is summer, it is cuz it is Tuesday and that’s what people with no jobs, responsibilty are supposed to do….I spent the last hour in the park, unshowered, dirty clothed, reeking of shit, piss, whatever this stain on my shirt is and for some reason moms were giving me dirty looks as I muttered “I’d fuck that mom ass up with my dick if I could”….they have no vision….so 9 to 5…cookie cutter suburban life that society wants you to have boring…but shit I’d love their chronic yeast infections for fancy underwears and tampons all up on my face….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t it is that today’s gonna probably get interesting if I don’t die in the process….I’ll try to TWITTER THe EXPERIENCE if I don’t die…Good times…

Here’s the morning hangover dump….which apparently smells different when you’re gay cuz of all the expired semen, occassional AIDS/Syphilis and designer perfume….True Story.

Roof Jump Timing FAIL – VIDEO
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Ugliest Athletes of All Time
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Free Cams Because It’s Wednesday and You’ve Made It This Far Through the Week
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The 10 Hottest Celebrities Who Attended The University Of California
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Weston Cage is Doing Karate For The Paparazzi Again
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Chocolate Rain – The Metal Cover
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Skinny Brunette Gets Herself Off
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Live Sex Shows That Will Make a Hot Day Even Hotter
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Now THAT’S How You Quit a Job
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Posted in:MHD

2011

19

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I plan on getting wasted….stipping down…shitting and pissing myself…calling escorts to see how much it’ll cost for them to shit and piss on me…cuz I’m fresh out of piss and shit…only to be hung up on….maybe even reported to the police….before watching porn and masturbating in my own filth….at least I can only hope that’s what goes down tonight…cuz otherwise I’d just be wasing this limited life I’ve god….

Okay enough of that…Here are a few comments I left on FACEBOOK ….and that were later deleted….it’s a new feature, I’ll be sure to do better…

As for the 1500 VICE Owes me from years ago when they were trying to figure out website traffic….You can add BEN DIETZ and if you’d like to read our email exchange from 2007 when they planted the seed that ended up ripping me off click the images below…

Assholes.

Here are my stepLINKS…

Roller Coaster Accident…
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Hayden Panettiere Smoking Midget Fetish
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Bree Olson Has Fucked Other Celebs – One is Even a Multiple Oscar Winner
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Jersey Shore Do Italy the Miserable Trailer…
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Selena Gomez Carrying a Change of Clothes Fetish
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Some Peurto Rican Video Vixen’s Ridiculous Body
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Of Course There’s a Recording of Octomom Saying She Hates Babies….Cuz it’s like a bitch who works in an ice cream store hating ice cream…only more of a cry for attention…
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Betty White Didn’t Fall For the Guilt of the USA Military and It Made Me Love Her More
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These Sluts Got What You Need
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Excercise Ball Sends Kid Through Door
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Who’s That Girl? Meet “Captain America” Actress Hayley Atwell
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Karissa and Kristina Shannon Bikini Pictures
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Adrienne Curry is Basically Topless on Twitter Again
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Free Cam Shows Because You’re a Degenerate With No Money
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Her Pussy and a Toy
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Do You Have a Nipple on YOUR Foot?
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20 Sexiest Cheerleader Calendar Videos
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Rachael Taylor See Through Dress
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Emo Slut on Msn Video Chat
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25 Biggest Fluke Plays in Sports History
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Demi Lovato is Banging a Dude Almost 20 Years Older Than She Is
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Jessica Simpson is Fat as Always But Wants Us to Know She’s Not Pregnant, Just Fat
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Irina Shayk Hotness
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Paris Hilton is a Spoler Bitch
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Guess Who’s Back in Rehab That Isn’t Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan or Amy Winehouse?
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Gotta Love Short Shorts
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Best Worst Wrestling Move Ever – VIDEO
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Carli Banks is a Dirty Slut
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Two Hot Babes Are Better Than One
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Couple Meets On “Adult Bondage” Site And Rapes Her 1-Yr Old Daughter! [Video]
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Breanne Brenson is Trashy and I Like It
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Heidi Klum Topless Sunbathing
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Emma Stone Hotness
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Wet Pussy Teen Gets Off
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Rachel Nichols Maxim Shoot
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WTf Are You Wearing?
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Rihanna is Pantsless Around NYC
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fun With Golf Carts – VIDEO
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Victoria Silvstedt Just Because
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Striptease of the Day
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This Slut Has a Solo Session
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Play pool with Katja Kassin
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9 Famous Peope Who Spent Time in a Mental Institution
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Crystal Harris is a Fucking Publicity Whore
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How About Some Laura Dore?
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Tom Green Invented Planking in 1994
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I want to fuck Jared Leto’s Pussy – No Homo
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The Hottest Hot Air Balloon of All Time
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Vanessa Hudgens Bike Fetish
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Woman Has 3rd Nipple… On Her Foot
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Irina Shayk Grabs Her Tits – Friend’s With Benefits
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Karadashian’s About To Cash In On Dead Teenager
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Ciara’s Boob Falls Out Of Her Bikini
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Kelly Brook’s Big Tits In A Bikini. Shocking!
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2011

19

Jul

Coco in a Thong Bikini of the Day

There are some pictures of Coco that I can’t post because I don’t have the rights to them but feel like I need to post them for the sake of humanity….She is on the beach in what looks like a thong, but in reality it’s a regular sized bikini, up against her ass, losing it’s battle…..and it just appears to be G-String cuz it’s one of those proportional shits like when you go to the fair and sit on the really really big chair making you look like an elf…on that big, round, ridiculous, ass version….She’s showing off her fake tits too, but who cares about that, any bitch can get fake tits, it takes a special hooker to get a fake ass to seduce her john into marrying her….

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Posted in:Coco

2011

19

Jul

Kylie Jenner is the 13 Year Old Being Prostituted By the Kardashians of the Day

TheSuperficial posted this ultra perverted Kylie Jenner Pics that I had to post and link to cuz they are disturbing….he did the Catch a Predator graphic…cuz these pics are just that…illegal….

I guess you’re never too young to follow the lead of your mom and half sisters and slut yourself out…I mean with the hormones in the food and starting puberty at 6 and all that, it’s practically like she’s 18 already….however the LAW doesn’t agree…cuz your land of the free is oppressive…thank fucking god…cuz you people and your emails requesting underage girls….scare me….I mean in this case, 18 is only 5 years away and by then the Kardashian revolution will be long over, if anything this is their last hope, that’s why they’re pimping her out to the public, before it’s too late and no one cares….and her slut phase will be over, and she’ll be a great girl to go steady with while writing her letters in her rehab/institution/prison like the creep who targets down on their luck crazy people you are…provided she hasn’t already killed herself by then…cuz she’s far too young to grasp what she’s doing, what her mother whom she trusts has done to her, like some Jonbenet shit, and the hell this shit is going to drag her through….damaged goods in the making….thanks Kardashians…for the desparation and throwin’ in one to the fire pit as a sacrifice to keep the family afloat….freaks…

THis is the kind of shit that gets kids taken away from their parents….used like she was a Culkin…and this is my campaign to get that to happen….

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