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2011

06

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Self Shot Bikini Fatness for Attention of the Day

Clearly Aubrey O’Day felt left out when all the other useless celebs had paparazzi taking pics of them, so she decided to take shit by the reins and fuck up the system, by taking pictures of herself for the public, cuz that’s what bottom feeders do for attention…

She asked this question on twitter:

If you had the ability to have the worlds attention, everyone would drop their head in silence and listen to you… What would you say?

My response….

I would say “i think Aubrey o’day has a dick clit” and no one would know what I was talking about cuz you don’t exist

She ignored me….because the truth hurts…she’s a nobody…but wishes she was a somebody…it’s almost sad..but I have no soul and don’t care…but I’m posting her chubby body she got implants to balance out in a bikini anyway…

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2011

06

Jul

Jessica Alba Pregnant Tits Walking of the Day

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Jessica Alba is another pregnant slut who pretends she’s not a slut by being all married and already a mom who I’d like to feel how tight her asshole gets as the baby crowns….you know one of those bathing in her placenta as her water breaks all over my chin….in a whole “pregnancy is beautiful as long as you’re not fucking it, because when you start fucking it, it gets messy, which sometimes isn’t all that bad, just ask Kim Kardashian how she feels about being a receptacle bodily fluids, it ain’t that bad”, nice belly button, ya heard….

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2011

06

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch the Tight Gym Pants Version of the Day

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This is the hustle of the ugly girl who was considered hot for a minute due to marketing….it’s called hit the fucking gym to keep as fit as fucking possible, because at least you will have some redeeming quality, like that you’re not fat, sloppy or disgusting, so ugly girls out there, follow this ugly girl’s lead, let her be your leader into having a tight ass, cuz when you have a tight ass, a busted down face won’t even be noticed….especially with big sunglasses on….it is a good cover-up scam…..

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2011

06

Jul

Octo Mom Publicity Stunt Bikini Top of the Day

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Octomom, is likely excited by the Casey Anthony kill off your kids cuz they are a burden and not get charged with murder, especially cuz she has the argument that it was self defense on her side, and to prove it, all she has to do is show the court the sloppy mess that is what is left of her vagina, as evidence of what she’s been through….after the vomiting…and shock and instant homosexuality….they’ll just let her go home and apologize for wasting her time….and here are her tits in a bikini…

To Find The Rest of the Pictures
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2011

06

Jul

Paulina Porizkova’s Topless Bikini Pics of the Day

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In August 2009, Paulina Porizkova wore the exact same bikini that she’s wearing in these pics… making this either old pics the paparazzi are re-using and are saying are new….or a trend I can get used too cuz middle aged models who spent their careers topless….carrying that skillset into everyday life…you know topless when they aren’t even getting paid to get topless but cuz they like being topless is just awesome on all fronts…or she just can’t afford a new bikini cuz none of us have every heard of the communist war torn bitch…and whatever the reason…I’m diggin it.

Posted in:Paulina Porizkova

2011

06

Jul

Miranda Kerr’s Mom Tit Picture of the Day

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When you’re a bra model for an evil controlling corporation and it is your job to have a tit that looks great under all circumstances….coupled with a recent pregnancy and milk filled tit…you get moments like these. I have a feeling this is what Kelly Clarkson was singing about the day she won American Idol….

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2011

06

Jul

January Jones Shitty Single Pregnant Chick Beach Wear of the Day

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I expect sluttier clothes from a woman who got pregnant from being a slut and most importantly kept the baby cuz she didn’t care that she was a slut or that the world would think she was a slut, and figured now was her chance to bring a fatherless child into the world, something sluts aspire to do….but instead she’s dressed like this….who’s she trying to fool?! I mean shit, I had her pegged for some 2 girls 1 placenta porn that leads into anal sex while crowning porn….but instead we get this…what a scam.

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2011

06

Jul

David Spade Still Lands Hot Pussy of the Day

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The lesson we can all pull from David Spade is that if you are a midget, dwarf, troll of a person…who everyone laughed at their little boy stature their entire life…get into entertainment, cuz the second you get on TV or in the movies for being the little weasel of a person that everyone laughs at, you will land some of the hottest pussy available to man….it’s just how girls work…they get excited at the fact that they have the chance to fuck older famous dudes…it’s a great story to tell their friends when they ask about how “LA is treating them”….

You know how it is….you know cuz you’re the kinda guy everyone laughs at who wasn’t resourceful enough to get a fucking job in entertainment…and now you’re stuck chronic masturbationing.

Posted in:David Spade

2011

06

Jul

Kate Hudson’s Baby Daddy’s Mom’s Old Lady Tits of the Day

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A day is not considered complete without staring at at least one set of old lady tits in a tube dress….or maybe it is….I mean who really cares about trashy looking bitches who convinced their son to knock up Goldie Hawn’s daughter cuz we all know she doesn’t believe in abortions all the time….because it would lead to the good life…even though Kate Hudson doesn’t have tits like your momma, but you can always come home to breast feed and lets face it, she pretty much looks equally as haggard…I saw something borrowed I know how it is…yeah you heard me right I saw something borrowed…so what…

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2011

06

Jul

Victoria Justice Jailbaitin’ of the Day

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Here’s a bike seat I am sure a handful of you weirdos would love to be sniffing after this Victoria Justice bitch goes on a long ride, like the guy I know locally who I always see late night, all over town, sniffing the seats on this city’s rental bike network….cuz that’s what perverts do.

Either way, here’s Victoria Justice, who is 18, pretending she’s 14, cuz that’s her target market, doin’ what I have decided to call “Jailbaiting” cuz like “Masturbating” it is a self-fulfilling hustle to get as much attention as possible to yourself by being a long looking slut, knowing dudes love young looking sluts, and milking it like you are 18 and already too washed up to technically be jail bait…

What’s next for her, a photoset of her playing with barbies, or tag, or whatever the fuck 14 year olds who aren’t having anal sex parties do these days…

It is all a lie. Don’t buy into it…but you just can’t help yourself cuz you are a pervert…

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