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2011

17

Jun

Kristin Cavallari’s Useless Tits of the DAy

A valuable lesson I’ve learned in life is that tits are always useful…even if the bitch they are attached to is useless, annoying, talentless, a hack, a crackwhore, or dead…both career-wise and physically, just not too dead, cuz then tits just become gross, if you ask any necrophiliac he’ll tell you the soaking her in warm water doesn’t work forever…

I don’t know where I’m going with that, I guess Kristin Cavallari just makes me morbid, inspires me to think of graveyards, morgues, the final curtain and all that bullshit, cuz I can’t imagine her ever coming back and making anything of herself…It’s like Michael Jackson once said before he died….”this is it”…..cuz I feel quoting Michael Jackson always works cuz he just has so many words that represents what I’m thinking, “I’m Bad…Thriller”….what the fuck am I doing…oh right…staring at Kristin Cavallari’s unemployed but more importantly unemployable tits…that are gonna lose their shit eventually, craving that fame they once had doing bad fake reality shows….Wonder how this is gonna pan out….

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2011

17

Jun

Emma Stone for Elle of the Day

This is a little too high concept for me…I figure when you put a bitch in a fashion magazine all you need to do is get her naked…or half naked and shit’s instantly art….You don’t need to go all Cirque du Soliel/I did too many drugs/I like being obscure…cuz really all everyone wants to do when they see these kinds of pics is jerk off to the bitch in them, not have some twisted mind fuck like you’re living in some other dimension and you just got warped there…if you know what I mean…which you do, because we are one….

But I am down with EMMA STONE ….and I barely even know who she is, or even find her that hot, I’m pathetic like that….and it turns out that I haven’t done nearly enough posts on her to get myself arrested for stalking, or being a threat to her….so I’ll take what I can get of her…to add to my collection…if you know what I mean…which you do cuz you’re weird…

Posted in:Emma Stone

2011

17

Jun

Webcam Star of the Day

There are a lot of hot bitches on webcams…Seriously, I check the shit out multiple times a day and it is constant material…and the craziest shit in all this is that it’s all voluntary…it’s like these bitches just love to be watched, whether naked, fucking, masturbating or clothed, they are on the shit and I have a hard time deciding which one to make the webcam star…

Today’s Webcam star is ….she’s 19, she is 5 foot 8, she just laid in her underwear sucking a pacifier that glows in the dark, while her dog licked himself in the background and her boyfriend/husband poked her with random shit, a little finger but no dick cuz his seduction was kinda weak and far too familiar in terms of the rejection he got…it probably woulda made you cry cuz you could relate…..I didn’t quite grasp what her hustle was, but watching her respond to guys asking her how many dudes she has been with, trying to get her to fuck her dog, begging her tog et naked while she balanced an alarm clock on her ass, made for shit that woulda rocked a circus, you know shit I woulda paid money for, but instead got it free…..

MDPrincess, I don’t know who you are, or what kind of meds you prescribed yourself, but you brought joy to my cold dead life, all while in your underwear rocing a tight young body and that makes you my Webcam Star of the Day….


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2011

17

Jun

Lily Donaldson Grabbing Some Tit for Muse of the Day

Lily Donaldson owns a 2.2 million dollar apartment in New York. This is how she pays for it. Nothing like good old hooking to give you the good life. I’ve thought if you got it, you might as well exploit it, cuz exploiting it, unless you’re third world or illegal, always pays more money…from stripping, to escorting, to even fashion modeling…get naked…it pays…and if you have a daughter…spread the word…it’s the best advice you can give her…forget education, skills, or even your brain….it’s all about them titties…

Here is Lily Donaldson, “model” aka “gets paid to get naked and seduce without actually fucking, grabbing and showing off tit in Muse and I like it…

Posted in:Lily Donaldson

2011

17

Jun

Dancing Chihuahua of the Day

Here’s some weird devil shit….cuz there’s nothing like watching a dog dance to start your day….especially when that dog is a fucking Mexican dog that has become the face of such great Mexican mocking institutions like Taco Bell….I’m not gonna pretend I care about Mexicans being properly represented in the media, hell I probably misrepresent mexicans to my 5 readers everyday, cuz I’m about as Mexican as Taco Bell, sure I was born there, but don’t live, breathe or speak the shit and I am almost embarrassed by my ignorance to my own roots, but luckily, I’m too drunk to actually care….drunk on the joy that comes watching a little dog dance..I mean he’s actually dancing…amazing…

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Posted in:Viral Videos

2011

17

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the stepNEWS…sure it could be better, crazier, racier, more exciting news that fucks your fucking mind, but people don’t watch the shit anyway, if anything, they just complain about it…

Employee Fired For Homophobic Comments – Cuz Gays are The Star of ANarchy…
Safeway has fired a store clerk for homophobic remarks made last weekend. The comments were made at the store on 4th Street in southwest D.C.

Police: Massage Therapist Went Too Far
A warrant is out for a Houston massage therapist who allegedly went too far.

Caught on Tape: Weiner Called Pervert On Live TV – Cuz He shoulda just sent fake cock shots like I do….
As Rep. Anthony Weiner quit Congress on live TV on Thursday, he was heckled by a man who called Weiner a “pervert” as he announced his resignation.

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2011

17

Jun

Ginta Lapina Nipple for Fashion of the Day

There’s nothing like a hot bitch with a vaccuum cleaner to remind us of the glory days when bitches were bitches and men owned them….now you have to go all mail-order immigrant wife for the same fucking nostalgic treatment that is really “natures way” and as much as people want to blame the gays and their marriage for the start of Anarchy, I blame allowing women out of the kitchen and into the work force, giving her the right to vote and making her an equal…

This has nothing to do with me hating women, so don’t go all calling me out for being a mysogynist, cuz I love women, especially when they are showing their nipples for fashion in Vogue Germany and getting paid more than I make in a decade for it…but in my defense I don’t consider stealing 20s for my wife the last 10 years an actual job…I’m in between shit, you know on a career change and why fucking stress about it….cuz I take advantange of my wife’s disabilty paycheck…It’s evolution of the modern man or some shit…Make your wife feel what it’s like to support a home since she wanted to work so bad 25 years ago…. motherfuckers….

The model in Gina Lapina. And here’s her nipple channeling some 1950s amazingness…hot, objectified and willling, I love it….

Posted in:Ginta Lapina

2011

17

Jun

Candice Swanepoel’s Nipple for Men’s Style of the Day

You know what…there’s not enough nipple pictures of Candice Swanepoel….Sure, we’ve all seen her nice, round, small, firm, amazing, possibly HIV positive cuz statistics aren’t on her South African side, tits before….but not quite enough…

She went all corporate and signed her life away to the Disney of lingerie companies, you know the kind of mainstream, publicly traded garbage that is strictly there to make billions of dollars in underwear sales, while being acccessible to the masses…mainly the Christian masses…

They commit all these up and coming hot bitches, and they photoshop out their nipples, in efforts to keep what they do wholesome, all while repressing a model, who would have totally been comfortable being naked, cuz that’s what models do, and taking countless amounts of titty pics of them out of circulation, out of the market, pretty much non existent thanks to contracts they signed when selling their fucking body to them….

But the good news is that clearly there are loopholes, and bitch can venture off and pull out half her tits every once in a while…

This is one of those times.

Take it all in….Clearly she wears push up bras…but that’s okay…take it all in…

Posted in:Candice Swanpoel

2011

17

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m still drunk, cold and naked….Add me to FACEBOOK ….

Here are my morning hangover dump….cuz other sites sometimes have better shit that I do…and I’m a lazy, unambitious fuck and don’t mind piggy backing off them…it’s kinda my way….FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER ….

Canoeing in McDonalds. Oh Yeah, You Read That Right
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Field of Your Dreams: MLB’s Sexiest Cheerleaders
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Free Cam Show to Waste Your Weekend With
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s 10 Hottest Hook-Ups
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And You Thought Your Home Was Small, Jesus Christ
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Maybe You Can Explain to Me WTF Brett Favre is Doing
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Check Out Miss Paris
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German Slut on Video
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Because These Are the Type of Girls You Don’t Have to Tell Twice
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This Ginger Lee Chick That Anthony Weiners Was Sexting is Cashing in on Her 15 Seconds of Fame
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Posted in:MHD

2011

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t objectify women. Women objectify women.

Now that you’ve learned a valuable life lesson….Here are my stepLINKS…

But first…I was walking through the park and some kid said to his mom “that weird scary man is looking at your bum”….I happened to be that weird scary man he spoke of….and that mde my day….

Now…Here are my stepLINKS

Dumb Busty Blonde Girl Trying to Take a Picture
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One of the Most Ridiculous Kim Kardashian Ass Pics…
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UK Bitch Falling off a Segway Scooter Porn
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Home Alone Teen
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J.Lo Showing Titty
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Kendra Wilkinson Shows The Doctor Her Nude Pics
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Hot Young Girl in a Hot Leather Skirt
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Jennifer Aniston is Becoming a Homewrecking Slut and I Love It
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Tom Brady Got a Camera Attached To His Dick
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Here’s Some Videos of the Fucking Retards in Vancouver Rioting
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I Love Sluts Who Get Naked on Camera and I Therefore Love These Sluts
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How To: Play Soccer on a Floating Village – This is Pretty Awesome
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The 25 Hottest Reality TV “Wives”
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Kelly Brook Belongs In Lingerie
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Adrienne Curry Hot Tits on Twitter, Cause That’s All She’s Good For
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right Free
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25 Hottest Elite Female Athletes
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Italian Model Ilary Blasi Caught Topless
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Megan Fox and Some Other Young Hollywoods
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Kendra Wilkinson is Fucking Weird Looking
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Fuck You Apple: IPHONE users may soon be stopped from filming at concerts — as a result of new Apple technology.
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Man Jennifer Hudson’s Body is Tighter Everytime I See Her
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Yeah I’d Bang Naya Rivera
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Smoking Hot Brunette
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Camila Morais for Bon Prix Lingerie
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Some Hannah Hilton Hotness
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I Wanna Be All Over Emmaly
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Cry Me A River: Despite Making $75,000 Per Edisode On “The Voice”, Cee-Lo Green Says His New Fame “Takes A Toll” On Him
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Get a Load of Phoenix Marie
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Top Five Striptease Videos
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Gisele Bundchen Hotness
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Sophies Go Down on Each Other
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Lizzy Jagger June 2011 Playboy Cover Shoot
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Now Here’s a Fashion Chick I Can Get Down With
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Lindsay Lohan is Slipping Further and Further Into Irrelevancy
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Live Crash Holy Shit – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Cameron Diaz is Leggy
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Extreme Stage Dive Fail – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Get a Load of Ariel
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10 events that led to Randy Marsh’s divorce
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Coco and Nicki Minaj Are Having an Ass Off
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WTF is Christina Aguilera Smoking?
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Top 10 Dirtiest Cities In USA
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Avril Lavigne Upskirt… Almost.
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