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Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day
Celine Farach is the Instagram Of The Day
Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Life Jacket Suffocated Tits of the Day
Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day
Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini. Taking Over Canada of the Day
Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day
Michal Idan is the Instagram Of The Day
Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day
Old Lady Heidi Klum Tries and Delivers but is Still Boring of the Day

2011

16

Jun

Kelly Brook Post “Miscarriage” Lingerie Pics of the Day

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Remember when Kelly Brook got an abortion and pretended it was a miscarriage so people wouldn’t think she was a baby killer, but instead would sympathize with her, offering their condolences, when she really just didn’t want to lose her figure after spending close to two decades to finally get noticed and hit the c-list….She probably realizes that she can have kids in a few years, but for now, she’s gonna just fully absorb herself in what she’s made for herself…kinda thing…

I prefer when she’s covered in lipstick, naked, vagina exposed, but I’m sure that brings up too many horrible memories of her toilet that fateful day her baby left her…..

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2011

16

Jun

Adrienne Curry Bottom Feed on Twitter in a Bra of the Day

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Adrienne Curry is the fucking worse nobody around. She is milking twitter and her fanbase as hard as she can, cuz she realizes that whenever she does something for the virgin losers, whether dress like a Star Wars character or go to Comicon, the motherfuckers go nuts, giving her this false sense of celebrity she is addicted to and always wanted, hence why she did reality TV….and no matter how obvious getting in a bra with Star Wars merch on twitter is….it’s working for her and has even given her the confidence to leave her 65 year old husband cuz he just doesn’t get this whole computer shit….But I do…and that is that the internet will love you as long as you are half naked and supporting nerd shit….clearly this curry cunt got that memo…

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2011

16

Jun

Sophie Monk Doing Errands Cameltoe of the Day

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Sophie Monk must have a huge, deep, vagina … cuz her camel toes are so constant that a few years back…when she was a little more famous cuz she was dating some Good Charlotte lesbian twin, she made a comment in the media about all her camel toes, trying to convince us that her vagina is in fact of normal size and stature, thickness and depth…or she does this shit on purpose….you know jacking those jeans as high up as she can because it gets her in the media…cuz she’s wishful thinking and hasn’t given up hope that she’ll one day have an actual Hollywood career, I mean she came all the way from Australia for this, something’s gotta give, right?

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2011

16

Jun

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Does Publicity From Behind of the Day

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Bald man lover Rosie Huntington-Whitely, or as I like to call her “The Megan Fox Replacement”, dressed all back-showing and erotic to David Letterman, because she knows the reason people like her better than Megan Fox, and why she’s getting Megan Fox gigs, is cuz she’s not scared to get naked…a trait needed to get by in Hollywood today…something Megan Fox thought she was too good for…that in a few years from now you’ll see her retracting in a lucrative career in softcore porn…not to take attention away from Rosie Huntington-Whitely, the bald man loving slut, about to strick gold in the entertainment world, by making this about Megan Fox long after her decline into non-nude obscurity, cuz this bitches outfit needs to be appreciated and copied by every single girl on the streets, even the fat ones, cuz I want spotaneous erections everytime I leave my house, without having to look for them at the public pool…cuz that doesn’t make them spontaneous…even though I prefer Rosie Huntington-Whitely when she’s topless and in Panties in Video from before her “acting” career…

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2011

16

Jun

Blake Lively Dressed Wholesome of the Day

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Here is old lookin’, hard faced, attention seeking, Blake Lively at the premiere of her movie that I guess the nude pics of not her, the relationship with Leonardo and all the other media was designed to promote….because bitches like this sell their souls to get where they are…they are just tools for other people to make money…cuz there’s a world of Blake Lively caliber pussy out there that isn’t Blake Lively for a reason…

The point is that she’s covered up her fake tits….put on what looks like a babtism dress, or maybe a virgin bride from the deep south in the 1930s dress, that’s all pure and innocent and high necked….but I feeling I can see ass through the front sheer panel…cuz Blake Lively likes to keep her hustle real…and I guess that’s what makes me a fan. Cuz I love sluts…especially exhibitionist sluts…

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2011

16

Jun

Pink Post Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

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Here are some post pregnancy even though I think she’s still got a baby in there, erotica for those of you who have always been into women who still have the placenta hanging out of them…..or for those of you who always wanted to see Pink in a state of feminity, with tits and ass like a black woman making pancakes for a rich white family….

I mean unless bitch is crafty and unwilling to let up her front that she’s got a pussy, and instead staged this shit and actually gay-dopted a baby with her bitch Cary Hart, uninterested in getting bad press like the dad who had a baby a few years ago who was on Oprah, and took advantage of being able to finally eat her fucking face off to make her prosthetic stomach more life-like….but that’s probably a stretch…and she probably does have a vagina, just a very tough one…

Either way, here are her fat asss and titty post pregnant even though I still think she’s got a baby in there erotica.

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2011

16

Jun

Katherine Eunice Schwarzenegger Divorced Parents Syndrome Porn of the Day

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I know there’s nothing much to these pictures, but a bigger girl in what is probably her early 20s, is pornographic on its own…you know all hungry for the cock the hot girls are rejecting, because fat girls like male attention, and suck dick proper to compensate….but to add to that, this is Katherine Eunice Schwarzenegger, Arnold’s daughter, who is going through her parents’ divorce, and there’s something I’ve learned over the years about kids going through divorces, even as adults, is that it fucks them up and makes them do bad things, to divert from the pain they are feeling inside, and to get some attention from their parents, who are too busy fighting amongst themselves, instead of giving these brats a homelife they feel they deserve….

Seriously, Divorced kid syndrome is hot….or can be…if you find the divorced kid as an adult stil tormented and blaming herself for the collapse of her family…

I can only imagine the tricks this girl can do with her throat/vagina. Amazing.

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2011

16

Jun

Katie Holmes Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Katie Holme’s alien loving ass for no reason other than posting a bitch who feel off the map after everyone in the world wanted to fuck her hot tits, even if it was just to shut her annoying character up on Dawson’s Creek, it still counts…

I don’t understand Scientology, other than seeing it as an amazing scam created by a sci/fi writer who figured if he hooked people into believing in something, like it was a religion, they’d pay top dollar for a book he limits to the people who pay him millions per copy…It’s like a pyramid scheme where you buy more and more expensive books looking for salvation…until reaching the ultimate book, a few million dollars later…only to realize you’re just an insecure asshole who wasted a few million dollars….cuz rich people are crazy…

But that doesn’t change the fact that bitch is in tight pants….what she does with her spare time doesn’t matter, but as far as I’m concerned, it’d be better spent masturbating on webcam for me…

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2011

16

Jun

Hot Riot Porn of the Day

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I wasn’t going to bother covering the Vancouver Riot with more than a link in the stepNEWS, because I live in Canada and I am forced to hear about the shit on all angles, and prefer this site to be my escape from fat, beer drinking….wait a minute…I think I just described myself…

That was before I saw this ultra hot pic of some slut in little shorts making out with some dude during a riot that I am sure looks way worse in pics, than in actual fact, and I found it kinda erotic…This is like that kissing sailer classic from World War II, or that burning vietnamese chick from Vietnam, oh wait…that’s not the same thing at all..

But you get what I’m saying, these poeople will come forward, and she will be forever known as the hot ass whore from the riots, cuz nothing gets a pussy wet like the smell of burning gasoline, the taste of pepperspray and the intensity of danger…and the ability to loot the local Sears for some condoms when needed, assuming people who live on the edge liek this use condoms…

Either way, Riot Porn is my new fetish. Too bad he’s not fucking her in the middle of the street. I know I want to..

I bet her parents are proud….

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2011

16

Jun

Brooklyn Decker See Through Titty Pic of the Day

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I am the only dude in the world who is not into Brooklyn Decker…

I think she looks retarded, and I feel like I’ve got to the point in my life, where I don’t need to have sex with retarded girls anymore, mainly because I dont work at the retard facility anymore, and I don’t have to watch them masturbating all day, but also because I’ve grown as a person, and have left those days behind me, mainly because retard bitches are hard to get access to, behind those barbed wire and electric fences…

I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I am convinced Broolyn Decker is only in the media because she married a tennis pro with the most powerful serve…a guy who can get his sports agents and sponsors to force an SI cover…

But she does have great tits, and at least she’s not being a cunt about showing them, and is instead showing them, cuz there’s nothing worse than an actor or model who hides her tits based on some basic conservative christian principles that no one else in the world follows…

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