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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

29

Jun

Michelle Hunziker Great Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t even know who Michelle Hunziker is…but she’s got a great ass and she’s in a skimpy bikini and sometimes, usually all the time, that’s all you really need to know about a bitch….it makes her more appealing than when you have to listen to her talk, or to her ideas, or her opinions, or even when you scratch the surface of her personality and find her unbearable…that’s why I’m all about focusing on the surface for the sanity of all…

Amazing fuckin ass….just a lovely girl….one you can really appreciate….looking at her ass…

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2011

29

Jun

Kate Moss’s Soon to Be Pregnant Ass in Shorts of the Day

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Kate Moss is getting married this weekend, cuz that’s what people with STDs do when they find another person with STDs to settle down with. It’s the whole premise of the Meet People with Herpes website…cuz no one wants to deal with that embarrassment when it comes to fucking unprotected on the first date when drunk….but then again…this is Kate Moss and it has been public knowledge for a long time that she has unprotected sex with rockers who share needles and fuck groupies….it’s also public knowledge that she’s got a kid and has probably been down this wedding route before…and it’s also public knowledge that I think she’s great, even in her old dirty pussy age, and I’d love to get tonsil deep during an outbreak. True Story.

I’d love to be at this wedding…Mountains of cocaine, orgies of models….I wonder why I wasn’t invited…oh right, cuz I’m a nobody…Yay me…fuck them, I’ll make my own model cocaine party, without models or cocaine, but a model cocaine party nevertheless…

Either way, here is her pregnant or soon to be pregnant, provided they let people with HIV get pregnant assuming she has HIV ass. Pretty boring pics considering what we’re used to from Kate Moss….bitches always tone it down when marriage comes….

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2011

29

Jun

Mila Kunis is the Cover of Flare of the Day

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Here’s a boring fucking fashion spread if I’ve ever seen one…Seriously, I don’t really understand how you can get a bitch in a photostudio and end up with this standard, dull, uneventful shots…if I was the fashion photographer on this one…I’d aim for more titties for fashion….More labia for fashion…more hipster bush for fashion…and I know Kunis would be down cuz she spent the better part of the last decade with Home Alone Culkin who’s gotta be a heroin addict trust fund hipster who feed off the bullshit art and fashion world…it’s not like this bitch is all Vanilla…she’s for sure done anal…bothing giving and receiving…if you know what I mean….

That said, if I was the fashion photographer on this one, I’d probably be too busy fucking models on private jets on our way to 5 star resorts to write nonsense about nonsense…thus making me the loser in all this…It always ends like this.

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2011

29

Jun

Alicia Keys Has an Embarrassingly Fat Wax Figure of the DAy

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She might as well been modeled sitting in her bed eating a tub of ice cream crying cuz her boyfriend left her. I always say instead of wrapping the emotional eating up in spandex, embrace and expose it….

You’d think out of respect they’d slim her down to the point everyone would say “Shit, look how great they made her look” instead “hey look they turned her into a fast food restaurant clerk dresses as Alicia Keys as an action figure on halloweeen”……

Not that I actually care, I just find it funny. What an amazing joke on the part of Madame Tisasss….This is something I’d do in the DrunkenStepfather Wax Museum of Sluts that currently lives in the furnace room and is strictly reserved for me to fuck.

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2011

29

Jun

Rosie Hungtington-Whitely is Overrated at the Tranny Premiere of the Day

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This Transformers shit is so overrated….They penetrate the media like it was a cheap hooker in a mining town. Seriously. Stupid story after stupid story about stupidness that happened on set…or drama that happened with Megan Fox and LeBoeuf having sex…or anything to get people talking cuz they know they are sitting on the biggest fucking piece of shit to ever hit theaters….they’re just hoping to break even…and really whether this bitch was Megan Fox or not, they’re all fucking whores to me…and really Rosie Huntington was better off a model, cuz at least she got fucking naked for the cause, instead of this D-List thinking she’s an A-List garbage that’s going on here… Fuck em all and their bullshit…ideally with my tongue.

Posted in:Rosie Hungtington-Whitely

2011

29

Jun

JWOWW in a Sports Bra Preppng for a Porn Career of the Day

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I am thinking it is no secret that JWOWW was set on a porn career before the Jersey Shore shit happened, I mean why else did she get stupid implant, I mean maybe it was to balance out her really big self, but I think trashy bitches getting fucked on camera for money and some noteriety is more believable…

I am only posting these pics cuz her sweat pants are riding her cunt like so many men in the near future are going to be doing to her after the Jersey Shore fame dwindles and she’s left with her Plan A that she got diverted from thanks to the garbage polluting our society that is Jersey Shore…

She’s the worst. Here she is jogging, cuz no one likes a fat pornstar, except maybe those BBW fetishists, but I’m not sure you can count them as people, they too twisted to be human…

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2011

29

Jun

Hilary Duff’s Awkward Sex Life of the Day

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When your husband is gay, this is what happens…he makes you practice ballet, or gymnastics or whatever the fuck this non-fucking shit is….cuz hockey was something that just worked out for his billionaire heir self, his real passion was in spandex pants….

See I’m not sure if Hilary Duff’s husband is gay, I just like to assume he is, cuz the idea of her being passed around the locker room to bring up team spirit, also lifts my spirits…and I just like to assume all athletes are gay…cuz of the amount of time they are naked and touching each other…I blame ritual hazings using broomsticks in assholes for this biased opinion….

Here’s another one of her working out so that she ends up broad and built like a man so that her husband will finally have sex with her…but only from behind and if she’s wearing a pair of tighty whites and a wig.

Thanks for using twitter for giving a glimpse into your life…

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2011

29

Jun

Selena Gomez Cleavage Meeting Shia LeBeouf of the Day

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This is what I all Selena Gomez getting paid by the producers of Transformers to pretend to be a Shia LeBeouf fan to penetrate a new market of 14 year olds to make their shitty movie succeed….assuming the 14 year olds haven’t all blacklisted her for taking the virginity of their savior Justin Beaver, even though that too is all marketing to divert from the fact that Justin Beaver’s ass belongs to Usher Raymond….both literally and figuratively…..leaving Gomez with nothing but a bunch of adult perverts into chipmunk looking 18 year old sex offenders….maybe that’s what Transformers marketing is trying to do…reach adult perverts….it all makes sense now….

The highlight of the video….her retard looking friend as she adjusts her tits….unless of course you love groupie teens acting like groupie teens cuz you always wanted a groupie teen of your own…but apparently being unemployed and living at your moms doesn’t get you the kind of respect or fame you feel i should…

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2011

29

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was sent a flask filled with Vodka from as a Gift from Wolf & Harrison….cuz some people appreciate me….so I took it to the public biking system we have here after sniffing each public bike seat to find the one that smells most like pussy..drinking and staring at bitches while trying to ride the fucking thing until ultimately running into a bitch crossing the street and getting into a really irritating altercation with her drunken boyfriend who wanted me dead…cuz it is summer and the city is alive…the tits and asses are out and drinking and biking is the new drinking and driving…someone shoulda told Ryan Dunn he was being so last year….

Here’s some shit going on on other sites…cuz I’m waking up from my messy, yet pleasurable evening.

Lego Black Ops! Yes! – VIDEO
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25 Skimpiest Fan Outfits in Sports
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Free Cam Shows Cause You Sure as Shit Don’t Have Much Else to Do
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Tracy Morgan Makes Fun of Retards
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How About a Real Life Transformer?
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Cam Sluts You Can’t Help But Love
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Check Out Jenny Romero
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Brunette Gets Herself Off
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The Ten Hottest Female Surfers
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How to: Fuck Over Your Current Piece’s EX on Craigslist
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Posted in:MHD

2011

29

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

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here’s the latest stepNEWS cuz sometimes I dress up in pantsuits, get my hair and make up did, and pretend I’m on a morning show….it’s strictly for masturbation purposes…but lucky you get the stepNEWS out of it…

I don’t now what I’m talking about….

Man Accused of Inappropriate Touching
Peoria Police are looking for a man who inappropriately touched two young girls inside of a Dollar Tree store.

Michigan Mom: Breastfeeding Brouhaha on the Bus
A mother with a newborn says she got caught up in a breastfeeding brouhaha. The Taylor woman claims a bus driver tried to give her the boot for feeding her baby on board.

Last Effort for Anti-Groping Bill
The Texas House will get a chance vote on a bill that would criminalize inappropriate, invasive searches by federal employees, even though the chances of it passing are a long shot.

Mom ‘Too Drunk’ to Pick Up Kid at School
A St. Paul woman has been charged with two counts of second-degree DWI after trying to pick up her daughter from Monroe Elementary School with a .30 blood-alcohol content, nearly four times the legal limit.

Man Hit by Car, Dies in Passenger Seat
Investigators say a driver was so intoxicated that he struck a man walking along the Gulf Freeway with his Mazda 626 and never realized the victim’s body fell into the passenger side of the car.

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