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2011

03

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you read the steplinks, or my TWITTER, you would know there is a midget festival going on here, I got over-excited cuz I never see midgets, but feel they bring luck, so I had no choice buy to seduce one into fucking me by asking her about her midget vagina. I was pretty close to making it happen, but got too drunk and now I’ve thrown away the once midget fucking chance I had….wasted opportunity…the story of my life.

Here’s the morning dump, it stings, it burns…it’s real.

Dog Jumps on Dolphin
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Lindsay Lohan Crotch Shot
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The 100 Hottest Soccer Wives and Girlfriends
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Free Cam Shows, If Only Because It’s Friday
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The 25 Hottest Cheerleaders In Movies
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Surprise! Guess Who’s Ankle Monitor Went Off
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Chalk Drawing Awesomeness
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Gotta Love a Babe in Black Lingerie
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She’s Rubbing One Out in the Shower! – VIDEO
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Spend Your Weekend With a Girl Who Won’t Talk Back
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Guess Which Irrelevant Has Been is Inviting a Bunch of Other Irrelevant Has Beens to Have a Bikini Car Wash to Save Her House?
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2011

03

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’ latest stepNEWS to start your miserable day…no wait it is Friday and that makes your corporate life exciting, this is the afternoon you wait for, the best day of the week and it is finally here….you pathetic drone…..now let me distract you with stupid news…and send me money for my efforts…drone…

Accused Murderer Uses “Red Bull” Defense
Stephen Coffeen of Florida has admitted to killing his father. Prosecutors say he is insane and will not pursue a murder case against him.

Mother Caught; Accused in Rape of Boy
A Pasadena mother accused of raping her friend’s 12-year-old son almost a dozen times is now behind bars. Police arrested Brandi Fuller, 30, in Hitchcock after receiving a tip from Crime Stoppers. The focus now turns toward DNA; there is an allegation the young boy fathered one of Fuller’s six children.

Women Sue Jail Over Underwire Bra
Two adult women are suing Prince George’s County because of how they were treated while visiting a relative in the local jail. The women say their underwire bras kept setting off the metal detector and a guard told them, “Until you’re clear, you cannot come through here.”

Ex-wife Accused in Home Break-in, Fire
A teacher is accused of breaking into her ex-husbands Fort Bend County home, then starting a fire.

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2011

03

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Tits for Twitter of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is a useless twat, we all know that, but at least watching her struggle to stay relevant involves her wearing as little clothes as possible and posting the shit on twitter, but I don’t think she’s hungry enough, sure she can wipe out an all you can eat buffet, but she’s not hungry enough to get naked or fucked on camera….lame….

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2011

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am 90 percent there is a midget conference going on in this city. I was out drinking and saw at least 10 midgets and shit blew my fucking mind, so I had to go up and ask a bitch midget if her pussy was big in her circle of midgets, or was it just normal sized and looked big on her cuz of the size of her frame…..I think she liked my plus sized taller than 5 foot attention and she asked me to meet in a few hours….This is as close as I’ve got to fucking a midget and if I don’t pass out…it is gonna happen…

I have FACEBOOK….

I also have stepLINKS….

Michelle Rodriguez Ass Crack
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JLO Sex Tape in 3…2…1
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Drunk Tits Busting Out of a Bra
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Kim Kardashain Needs an Athlete to Lift her Fat Ass in a Bikini in 300k Bikini Photos
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Alcoholic baby
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Salma Hayek Cleavage Pics
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Aimee Teegarden in a Bikini Pics
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Because Sex Cams Are the Only Way a Guy Like You Gets Some Action
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Someone Tagged Up Sarah Palin’s Tour Bus and It’s Hilarious
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25 Female Comic Characters You Would Totally Bone, Or At Least Jerk Off To
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Miley Cyrus Slutty Promo Shots of the Day
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Billy Bob Thornton’s Daughter Killed A Baby. Officially.
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Free Cams, Because It’s Thursday and We All Need a Little Boost to MAke It Through the Weekend
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Brunette Squirter
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Greatest Sports Hottie Videos Ever
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Maria Sharapova CamelToe Video Clip
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WTF Photo of the Day
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More Selena Gomez, Even Though There’s Some Bieber In There. Literally and Figuratively
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Salma Hayek Cleavage
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Jersey Shore Retardedness of the Day
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I Wonder if the TSA People Caught Herpes
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Asian With Talent That Isn’t Really a Talent at All
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Vagina Slips! – GALLERY
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Get a Load of Marisa
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WTF MUSIC VIDEO OF THE DAY
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Woman Leaves Her Baby In A Car With A Corpse To Go Shoot Up??
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Shyla Stylez & Bobbi Star Hotness
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Rachel Starr’s Juicy Ass Is Back On Bang Bros
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Heidi Klum Milk Moustache
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Slut in Kinky Latex
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Dad Drops His Daughter to Catch a Baseball WTF
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Okat This Chick is On Some Alice and Wonderland Tip
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I Wanna Be All Over Keri Hilson
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Old Man Interview is Kinda Awesome – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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The 66 most overrated women of 2011
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Check Out Mia and Bunny
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Paris Hilton Frisked At LAX
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Snooki Takes Her Floppy Tits Through Florence
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French Chick, Big Tits and A Boob Cam. Guess What Happens Next
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Some freak Show Does Some Lady Gaga Rock Guitar Weirdness…
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Michelle Rodriguez Shows Off Some Deep Ass Crack
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This Lego Sniper Rifle is Some Serious Nerd Shit
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Nadya Suleman Seduces Me With Her Bikini Body
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2011

02

Jun

Miley Cyrus Sexy Pajams in these So Undercover Stills of Day

Here are some stills of Miley in some movie called So Undercover, that I am sure won’t win her an Oscar, because straigth to DVD doesn’t count to the pretentious Academy, but should, because this is Miley Cyrus at her best and she’s a fucking genius on all levels, a natural talent who makes us really feel her characters, she’s got such depth in her work….ok that joke done…

I think she’s lost her appeal since she turned 18, all her pervert fans who made up 90 percent of her search terms have moved onto other underage girls, leaving her confused, unsexualized and alone….with no real clear way to go…I am surprised there hasn’t been a sex tape released and that this underwear pajama is the best she can give us…and I’ll post it anyway…even though she’s almost 19 and this kind of thing isn’t as alluring to you weirdos…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2011

02

Jun

Paris Hilton Films a Nude Bath Scene for TV of the Day

If you’re like me, then you’ve probably forgot about Paris Hilton. You know that annoying cunt who got paid far too much for doing nothing, all because she had a sex tape.

Well apparently she’s got a new Reality show…one I assume she promoted on some CNN Larry King the UK edition….the other day, where she was crying about the sex tape…and how it ruined her and how a whore, slut cunt like her is labeled wrong…and how she’ll never live it down….and how she had nothing to do with all the other whole slut cunt behavior that happened after the sex tape…like the cunt flashing, the Paris Exposed, etc etc etc …..

I guess she was getting jealous of the Kardashians and felt it was time to reclaim her title, her hustle, as queen of the pornstar cross over rich girls….

So she got naked in the bath for her show…Obviously….

Too bad no one was there to throw a plugged in hair dryer at her…

To See The Rest of the Pictures
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It’s all too familiar…Her hustle is on repeat – thus boring….

To See The Rest of the Pictures
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Posted in:Paris Hilton

2011

02

Jun

Jennifer Aniston Gets Topless for Smartwater of the Day

Here’s Jennifer Aniston topless and grabbing her tit for smart water.

I’d like to say that this is the only kind of whoring she can do, since any guys her high expectation cunt goes after, cuz she thinks she is hotter than she is, in some high maintenace annoying way, run as far as they can away from her and her dying to get knocked up uterus.

I’d like to say that this picture simulates what she does to herself while masturbating while remembering the love Brad Pitt had for her before giving her Angelina herp.

But it’s not all that amazing whoring or sexual, considering we can’t see nipple, and really nipple is what defines topless to me, cuz not wearing a shirt just doesn’t always cut it….like in this case…our prerequisites over the years have shifted to become more hardcore….

But I will say that she’s definitely putting herself out there to be remembered, noticed and possible to get knocked up… Think of this as her personal ad….

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2011

02

Jun

More of the Blake Lively Nudes that May Not Be As Fake As You Think of the Day

I am not posting anymore of the Blake Lively Fake Nudes anymore, because I don’t think they are Fake Nudes.

I am pretty sure they are real nudes, and I don’t need to get sued or fucked with by the hacker authorities, cuz I’m just an innocent ghetto blogger with no money….

The truth is that all girls have nude pics of themselves, especially vapid little insecure celelebrity cunts who crave attention on all fronts….it’s the reason the cellphone camera was invented and who knows maybe she’s just scoping out her implants, girls love scoping out new things they buy…

I have no problem with this hustle, if anything I love that they do it, I just don’t like they legal power or budgets they have when mustering up a lie to clean up the mess/deny/justify their actions…even though historically leaked pics have helped careers…

So hacked, leaked, real or not…Someone has a message for you….and has posted a bunch more pics to tell it…without realizing he’ll probably end up in jail…if he actually exists…

I’m pretty sure this is tied directly into the Dating Leo campaign…but what do I know and really who cares…I just wish there was more pussy in the pics…

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Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

02

Jun

Nude Photoshoot for Fashion of the Day

The photographer’s name is Steven Chee. The pics are for something called The Ellery Gazette….something I’ve never heard of….but apparently for Fashion week.

The models are Anja Konstantinova, Greta, Dani Seitz, Sarah Lorimer and Saara Sihvone…girls I’ve never heard of…..but apparently get naked for money like common whores…

THe concept is naked for fashion…cuz fashion is so pretentious that the irony of nude models to promote clothes in on some higher level that makes brains explode….and I’m down cuz it also makes dicks explode provided the internet is down….TV is down….and you’ve got nothing to jerk off to but the print outs of these pics…

GOod Times…

Posted in:Steve Chee

2011

02

Jun

Topless Chick Simulates Suicide in a Weird Amateur Photoshoot of the Day

I’m bored of celebrities. I find real life girls I can touch, follow home, or slip date rape drugs in their drink far hotter, not just because I can actually see them in 3D, but because celebrities are overrated trash, and porn chicks are just fucking disgusting looking.

So I turn to slutty everyday girls for internet kicks, and real life kicks, and I came across this set of some hot slut who should be famous, simulating suicide, something I’m sure all you depressive weirdos can relate to, and I had no choice but to post them, cuz they are what the mainstream is lacking….real fucking soul.

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