I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2011

01

Jun

Karissa Shannon is in a Bikini of the Day

Karissa Shannon is hilarious…..and I love her ass, but I am more into her PORN CAREER where a black dude takes full advantage of the fact that she’s white trash but more importantly, the insecure twin, who craves attention, because she hates that everyone liked her sister better, the kind of trash that ends up getting fucked on camera and paying off the paparazzi for lame bikini pics, when she should really just be taking more loads to her face…Based on this clip I released, She’s a Dirty Girl ….

To See the Rest of the Pictures
Follow THis LInk

Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2011

01

Jun

Justin Bieber Gives Foot Massages of the Day

Bieber was giving Selena Gomez a foot massage like a little bitch.

I mean this dude is Justin Beiber who has millions of beaver, not only Canadian Beaver, but from around the globe beaver who are willing to lick his fucking asshole for days after he takes a shit and doesn’t wipe, if you know what I mean…..He could have any 16-25 year old girl…

But instead he busts creepy mommy issue moves, you know the shit creepy moms make their kids do to them when their husbands leave them, only on Selena Gomez, the bitch he’s fake fucking for press, only to twitpic the shit, for press, cuz in reality he’s pussy whipped by Usher Raymond and Usher Raymond is the only one getting the “REAL” foot massages…

Posted in:Justin Bieber

2011

01

Jun

Webcam Stars of the Day

I fucking love webcam girls. When I was new to the internet I used to get into these webcam rooms and harrass the fuck out of the webcam girls.

I’d ask them if we went to school together, I’d pretend to be their father’s, I’d get kicked out in half a minute, except once, where I became friends with one of the girls and would get her to clean her house naked for me, on our own webcam…and eventually ended up having sex with her cuz she lived in Montreal, which was where the site was based…..

As the internet progressed I forgot my love for the simple things, like mocking girls who are actually doing me a favor by getting naked for free….so I’m going back to my roots, and haring a great joy that comes from webcam stars.

I’ve decided to showcase a webcam star, since I rock these sites everyday and I’m already doing without documenting…..and these girls are the fucking stars as far as I’m concerned…

Today’s webcam is SWEETANGEL7. She’s 24 and from the USA but more importantly she comes in 3. I can only assume one of the girls wanted to do it, so she convinced her friends to get in on it with her as to not feel like a slut. They did, they got naked…They played around naked, danced naked , touched each other naked going hardcore.

They all ignored my requests for marriage.

Marry me, I am smaller than that dildo, but I make up for my inadequacies with my dance skills

The hot one went on to dildo her asshole. I went on to go out drinking…but here are the screen caps I managed to get.


TO FIND YOUR OWN WEBCAM STAR HERE – There are MIllions of Them

FOLLOW THIS LINK

Here are the pics….


TO SEE MORE OF THIS WEBCAM STAR,
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Email me screenshots of any webcam stars you think deserve to be here….

Posted in:Webcam Star

2011

01

Jun

Rihanna’s Man Down Official Video of the Day

Rihanna hasn’t been deported yet cuz she makes the USA too much fucking money, she hasn’t killed herself yet, cuz she feels like she’s at the top of the world not having to be a pilgrim commoner like all the beautiful bajan women working as hookers for tourists and cleaning hotel rooms in Barbados…..but she has gone home to film a music video and make the world think she actually is liked or respected in Barbados, from what I know, they all fucking hate her, cuz she talks down to the locals like a snobby cunt, but you don’t care about that, you care that her tits look swollen in this video and that she’s standing next to fat chicks who are probably her cousins, to make her look skinny and to get them off her back…

THe good news is that she’s finally making music that makes fucking sense. That sounds caribbean and as much as I hate pop and despite how much I want Rihanna to disappear….this is a good move.

TO Watch the Video
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

01

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS is a very very very very important collection f the days mose amazing news stories that didn’t make it on the national news, that cover such important issues as racism against white people, which I saw last night at the 2 dollar tuesday at KFC, Cops raping, even though all the cops I know just run drugs and hookers and can have you killed off and become a “missing persons”, as they know all the tricks, and people dressing up like nuns to rob a bank, when everyone knows nuns don’t exist anymore, it’s a dated concpet that is only really used as a fetish cuz we like the idea of 80 year old virgins…

The stepNEWS really hits close to home….

Racism Against White People
Do whites suffer more racism than blacks?

MBTA drivers fight, play chicken
CHELSEA – Two MBTA bus drivers are in hot water after engaging in a road rage incident with buses in Bellingham Square.

Former Southgate Cop Accused of Rape
A former Southgate police officer is facing some very serious charges. He’s accused of raping a woman after responding to a call for help at her house.

Pair dressed as nuns rob Chicago bank – HI
CHICAGO – Police were Monday searching for two suspects who robbed a Chicago bank dressed as nuns — in a scene eerily reminiscent of the Ben Affleck movie “The Town.”

Man attacks girlfriend with forklift
A Springfield man will face several charges after allegedly attacking his girlfriend with a forklift.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

01

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here are some links to some shit that’s going on around the internet while my shit is going on around my stomach thanks to a shitty digestive track and too much beer. The smells coming out of me are as unnatural as your ability to click these links cuz you don’t exist.

I should have done less acid growing up.

The Top Ten Worst Infomercials – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

The Hottest Unknown Sports Reporters
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Free Cam Shows and All It Costs You is a Click of the Mouse
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Grace Park Gallery That’s a Must See
FOLLOW THIS LINK

There’s Blake Lively Nudes Floating Around That Are Probably Fakes But Here They Are Anyways
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Worst Escape Attempt EVER – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Emmaly Has Got the Right Kind of Curves
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Now Here’s the Kind of Amateur I Love
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Live Sex Shows You Don’t Even Have to Leave Your House For
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:MHD

2011

01

Jun

Blake Lively Fake Nudes of the Day

There are some fake nudes of Blake Lively circulating around the internet, that could very well be real nudes of Blake Lively, because all women are whores, even you grandma, I mean even you would be a whore grandma, if you were alive, if you know what I mean.

I was late to get them up cuz motherfucker I was out drinking….and there’s no computer where I drink…just tears, broken dreams and singer songwriting….where we rhyme things like star, care, where you are….Shit’s legendary…One day I’ll record…but today is not that day…

Today is the day to debate whether this pics are legit nudes, crying for attention like a fake relationship with Leonardo DiCaprio…

Everybody get excited, while I wait for the notices that they are underage pics and that it is illegal to post them, so that I am forced to take them down, even though it’s a good look for Lively since her face is so haggard she lookes barely alively, but in her mid 40s…..

Either way this is what attention seeking fame whores do….apparently they also take self shot nude pics that I kinda love and that I know I could stare at all day because I have…

So Blake Lively or not, give this bitch some work, I’m in love but not with her strategic face and pussy hiding…

I’m calling legit. But only cuz I want them to be as they’d bring joy to my life instead of the hell I’m living. What are you thinking…no wait don’t answer that…cuz I know you aren’t actually there….and this whole conversation we’re having is fucking weird.

Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I wrote a joke today….

I don’t eat popsocles period, but I do eat period popsicles mmmmmmb-LAUT

Get it, cuz it’s a play on punctuation. Shit’s genius. I’m gonna go kill myself, or die trying in the back alley, while you click on this fucking links you useless cunt.

Cuddles…

Adrienne Curry Is a Slut for Twitter Cuz That’s All She Has Going For Her…
GO

Fantastic Mug Shot of the Day
GO

A Whole Lot of Kim Kardashian Bikini in The World’s Most Annoying Video
GO

Hot Music Video With Tits
GO

Web Cam Deliciousness
GO

A Ray Plasma TV
GO

The 10 Hottest Chicks We’ll Miss From Canceled TV Shows
GO

Jessica Lowndes Sexes It Up For FHM
GO

Christina Aguilera Is Still Drunk
GO

Free Cam Shows, From Me To You
GO

Nerdy Girl Tits on a Web Cam
GO

The 50 Hottest Women Wearing Baseball Jerseys
GO

Elisabetta Canalis Panty Upskirt
GO

Some Shakira Hotness
GO

Kim Kardashian is Slutty on Video
GO

Gretchen Rossi in a Bikini
GO

Snooki Hot a Cop in Her Car In Italy Cause She’s a Fucking Idiot
GO

Janessa Brazil Hotness
GO

Halie James Big Ol’ Natural Tits
GO

Anny Downs Gallery
GO

Lily Aldridge
GO

Rarely Seen Footage Of Gabrielle “Break A” Union Back In Her Days As Video Vixen! [Video]
GO

Check Our Kira
GO

Young Urban Pervert: Lesbian Sex Parties
GO

Who is Jamie Chung?
GO

Check Ouy Jo May
GO

Lindsay Lohan in Bikini For Richard Phillips Film
GO

School Boy I’d Like to Punch in the Face
GO

Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley Bikini Pics From Mexico!! OW!!
GO

Random Pic Dump of the Day
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Dude Can’t Handle a Scooter – VIDEO
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Evabelle, Angela or Abby?
GO

Lauren Anderson Playboy Pics
GO

7 fetishes and what they may reveal about your childhood
GO

Audrina Patridge Looks Pretty Emaciated Too?
GO

KING’s July/Aug 2011 Issue Preview [Photos]
GO

Ivanka Trump’s Amazing Tit Hanging Out of her Dress
GO

Gretchen Rossi Busts Out Her Tits And Camel Toe For Another Shot Of Fame
GO

Snooki Put Two Cops In The Hospital, Loses Her License
GO

Gwen Stefani See Through Pants
GO

Look At Audrina Patridge’s Tits. They’re Funny
GO

Snooki Declared National Embarrassment
GO

Check out ALL the Female Teachers having sex with their students. Awesome!
GO

Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

31

May

LeAnn Rimes Skinny Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

LeAnn Rimes is not only a homewrecking bad Christian slut, who fucks married men with babies on the way, she’s also a skinny hipster….well not entirely a hipster…but she uses hipster iphone photo aps to get pictures of her amazingly disgustingly skinny body and fake tits in a bikini…to show the world what her ugly face has got going on underneath her clothes…it’s all party of the Christian slut thing….next step will be inserting religious statues into her cunt…cuz repression and being married to a gay dude for a long time fucks with heads like that….

I am all for all girls, no matter how big and ugly their faces are, no matter how skinny and disgusting their bodies are, no matter how fake their little round tits are, no matter how boring their music and homewrecking is, posting pics of themselves in bikinis, it makes my creeping on them a lot easier.

Keep up the attention grabbing exhibitionism, but more importantly, keep up the starvation/meth addiction, I think the world is collectively ready for you to end yourself.

In case you were wondering, this bost wasn’t meant to be funny. They never are.

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2011

31

May

Gwen Stefani Does the Adam’s Family in a Thong at the Beach of the Day

What the fuck is going on in these Tranny Goth on the beach Pics.

I just don’t know if I really want to understand.

But I do know that they are see through and showing off thong underwear….

Maybe she’s trying to prove she’s not a cross dresser cuz cross dressers don’t wear thongs as there’s not enough room to tuck their dick nicely behind the fabric of a thong, you know mythbusting cuz her husband has an affinity for cross dressers….

Maybe she’s a chick….I mean she most likely is…there are plenty of manly women out there…she does have kids and pretty believable pregnant pics…and maybe she’s just looking for male attention cuz her husband’s too busy jerking off to dudes in dresses and wigs…

Maybe she doesn’t realize her skirt is see through…and that this is just an accident…

Maybe we’ve asked too many question about this and theorized too much on this…cuz what it comes down to is it is just fucking dark and weird looking and it makes me want to sacrifice a goat to satan…and I’ll I’ve got is an obese wife who can beat me up…so I’m just gonna move along.

Posted in:Gwen Stefani