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2011

02

Jun

Edita Vilkeviciute in a Hot Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Edita Vilkeviciute , she’s a model. I prefer when she gets NAKED for fashion, but that’s just because I like any reason bitches get naked for money, under all circumstances. Except maybe when me and my wife were down on our luck, before she got her disability checks approved and she got work modeling for art school nude models, and unemployed me worked as her assistant, in efforts to sleep with art school bitches, only to be rejected and laughed out of every college party I went to, being labeled the guy with the pig of a wife.

But I luckily I have this site to focus on bitches who aren’t currently sweating, grunting and gurggling what may be their last breath in the one room basement hell hole I call home…

I don’t know what this photoshoot is from, but I like it.

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2011

02

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There’s no sense of community here anymore. I guess I’ll have to make an app for that…May all you mobile internet users who left me die of brain cancer from the cellular phones you’ve replaced me with….or maybe I just got stagnant. Either way, I’m figuring out how to revamp this dump….it will involve more tits and an iphone app that makes you look like you have a pussy….while I do that..here is the Morning Hangover Dump….

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Poster is DIRTY
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Rugby Ref KO Gives Me a Headache
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The 30 Sexiest Latinas in Sports
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Free Cam Shows To Waste Your Day Away
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Oh Come On Who Doesn’t Love Staring at Tits
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Gwen Stefani Thong Ass
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Because Web Cam Sluts Are a Great Advancement in Technology
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Rosa Acosta is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Horny Brunette on Video
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The 15 Sexiest Celebrity Geeks
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Jesus Will Save Your Ass, Or at Least Provide a Few Laughs – VIDEO
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2011

01

Jun

Ashton Kutcher is Cheating on Demi Moore of the Day

If you were fucking some lab rat zombie in her 60s, you’d probably work out a deal in the pre-nup that states “I may get tired of fucking a lab rat zombie in her 60s, and I may want to revert back to fucking all the young pussy that was throwing itself at me so much when I was on TV and in Movies that I got so bored of it, that I went on to marry lab rat zombie pussy”….It’s one of those “I’m pretty sure she’ll be cool with it as long as I still fuck her lab rat zombie pussy and take her out to nice places with me”….Older chicks are easier going about the whole fucking girls who aren’t them…so I wouldn’t call this cheating, if he was cheating he’d probably avoid LA pap smeared clubs/restaurants, etc. He’d probably take her to some remote place in Canada or some shit…therefore there’s no scandal in this…but I do like the attempt at disguising himself, but the paparazzi are just too smart for hime…


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Posted in:Ashton Kutcher

2011

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The internet is dead….and by the internet I mean this site….

I just checked my traffic for the first time in 6 months.

Holy Shit.

I officially didn’t make it….6 years to realize it….

But I did make my stepLINKS…

WTF Video of the Day
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Perky Emo Tits!
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Hot in GQ
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This BMX Backflip is Pretty Impressive
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Holly Madison Bikini Tits
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Hayden Panettiere’s Having Midget Sex With Mark Sanchez Now
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Drunk Lady Washes Up On The Beach
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Ivanka Trump’s Amazing Tit Hanging Out of her Dress
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Sex Shows That Can’t Help But Get Addicted To
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Kate Upton’s Sexiest Twit Pics!
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Nicole Scherzinger Totally Got Her Tits Done
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Avril Lavigne is Such a Little Bitch
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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25 Sexy Female Softball Players That Don’t Look Like Lesbians!
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Naomi Campbell is About to Beat Up Some Executives at Cadbury is 3…2…1
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Nadine Cole Upskirt
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This Blake Lively DiCaprio Thing is Making Me Want to Puke
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WTF is Amber Rose Wearing
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Annalynne McCord Isn’t Insecure At All
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Looking Good Sweetheart BARF of the Day
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Alessandra Ambrosio is at the Beach
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Mercedes Terrell Makes Wednesday Bearable
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Introducing the REAL Chuck Norris
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Sammi Rhodes is Open For Business
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Well Hello Krystal Vega
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Happy Birthday To The OG Sexy Diva, Marilyn Monroe! She’d Be 86 Today
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Carli and Paris Get It On
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Kitchen Sex FAIL
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Blake Lively Covers ‘Glamour’ July 2011
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Phone Sex With Talia
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SNOOP DOG = NEWS ANCHOR
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Hipster Festival Hottie
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Nicole Scherzinger Rocks Mom Jeans in Paris
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She’s a Wanna Be Pron Star
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kate Walsh in a Clingy Dress
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Have You Met My Future Wife
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Rihanna Likes Her Men ‘Hot and Hung’
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Miley Cyrus Is Almost Uncovered In Her “So Undercover” Promo Photos
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Striptease of the Day
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Hayden Panettiere Enjoys A Dirty Sanchez
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Snooki Is A National Joke. No Shit
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French Chick, Big Tits and A Boob Cam. Guess What Happens Next
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Lucy Mecklenburgh Shows Off Her Big Tits In A Tiny Bikini
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What’s Paris Hilton’s Most Embarrassing Moment?
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

01

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger Mom Jeans Titty Party for the Paps of the Day

I wonder if celebs pose as much for their pap smears as they do for the paparazzi….I’m thinking they don’t get pap smears for frear of finding out they have pre-cancerous cells on their cervix thanks to HPV they got on their rise to the top, but then I am reminded of medical journal fact that most bitches, even no whorey bitches, even everyday bitches who are virgins can have HPV just from sharing public toilet seats, and it makes my “Price of Fame” joke irrelevant…..which is no surprise as everything I do is irrelevant….

Here is Nicole Scherzinger in tight clothes cuz she was a Pussycat Doll a decade ago when the pussy cat dolls were something worth jerking off to when all you had to jerk off to was MTV.

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2011

01

Jun

Janice Dickinson Pumping Gas Proper of the Day

I don’t know what it is about Janice Dickinson , whether it is the insanity or the no shame or the fact that she embraces that she’s an old, haggard, plastic surgery raped ex-model, with an irritating attitude that I want to fuck, no matter how cold, dead and disgusting her vagina may be….

I don’t know what it is about these Janice Dickinson pumping gas like a slut in a short tight skirt that makes me want to fuck her, no matter how cold, dead and disgusting her vagina may be.

I do know that I had a friend who used to live next to the gas station and video babes pumping gas, but they never actually posed like the sluts that they are, maybe cuz they didn’t know they were being filmed and if they did would probably call the cops, or maybe cuz they aren’t as Hungry as Dickinson is from both starvation and falling out of the limelight…

Either way, I’m down. These pics are rock and roll. I just wish there was more of her weird, half dead, rotting, naked tits I SAID TITS ….

Posted in:Janice Dickinson

2011

01

Jun

Some Footballers Wife in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know anything about sports…especially not soccer….but it is the biggest sport in the world…therefore the South Americans and Europeans and even Africans who are into this shit…generally get really hot fucking pussy…

So here’s some star player named Diego Forlan and the pussy he fucks in her bikini, cuz as long as I can think about cumming inside an athlete’s wife in her bikini, I’m down with sports….

Her name is Zaira Nara and she may be the next bitch on the cover of Sports Illustrated bikini like that last Soccer star fiance…

Posted in:Diego Forlan|Zaira Nara

2011

01

Jun

Pippa Middleton Takes a Stroll to Get Noticed of the Day

Pippa Middleton is loving all the attention she is getting…attention that is all based on what her sister puts in her vagina…or at least pretends to put in her vagina for the sake of the Royal Family and the Royal Life….as the Royal Wife….

Posing for the paparazzi is way more satisfying for a girl with daddy issues, or inadequacies she feels as not being her sister…someone she’ll never live up to….than fucking 7 different dudes in a 24 hour span while high on drugs…..

I guess that’s what makes me her number 1 fan….thinking of maybe being the president of her fan club….that’s just how I do things…

Posted in:Pippa Middleton

2011

01

Jun

Kate Moss Nipple for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Kate Moss is still modeling. She hasn’t died of AIDS or a drug overdose yet.

She’s still a great mother who raises her daughter with the strong morals and values of her life as a hot bitch who gets paid well enough to live a life of luxury for being a hot bitch, who parties hard and does cocaine on video, all while dating dirty, unshowered heroin using rockers…Living the life…

But I only care about when she shows her tits…..for fashion…

Posted in:Kate Moss

2011

01

Jun

Jessica Biel for Revlon of the Day

I like my bitches to be a little more gutter. Watching this Jessica Biel spot for Revlon is just irritating, she’s got far too much bed for a man like me to handle….she’s the kind of girl that probably bathes, and smells like roses, even though she has broad shoulders in her designer clothes, where she applies her mascara on satin upholstered louis the XVI couches…like shit man that’s too much for me….cuz i like piss stained sheets and a half dead addict who smells fish and feces…it feels like home…

Kinda how Pharrell probably feels inside his homie Justin Timberlake’s ex woman….bad friend. Never trust the black ones. LOLZ

Posted in:Jessica Biel