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2011

03

Jun

Beatrice Trezeguet Topless in Miami of the Day

David Trezeguet is some footballer and he’s got a wife named Beatrice who goes topless at the beach because everyone outside of North America are down with going topless at the beach, further proving the USA is not the best country in the world, it is oppressive and makes bitches keep their tops on, except maybe this bitch, since these pictures were taken in Miami, throwing my whole Fuck the USA theory down the toilet…so to redeem myself all I gotta say is Support our Troops…and more importantly stare at this beach nipple cuz you got nothing better to do…and neither do I…

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2011

03

Jun

Meagan Good Does See Through Clothes of the Day

I still haven’t bothered googling Meagan Good . I just know that she likes to wear See Through Clothes ….maybe it is because she knows it draws attention and hardly makes her a slut because she’s wearing bra and panties…or maybe it’s cuz she just thinks she’s a size smaller than she is and stretching the shit out to make it work….I also know she’s got a great round black ass and is the what makes white dudes wanna fuck black girls….

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2011

03

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio on a Scooter and with a Bra of the Day

Here is supermodel mom posing on a Vespa….Hanging out Bras…because she sold her soul to the corporation that owns Victoria’s Secret…and she has a lifetime contract with them…that if she doesn’t respect or follow…they will turn around and kill her family memebers…that’s all part of going from a third world village, not that brazil is third world, but for the sake of this big evil corporation that seduces us with half naked hot bitches conspiracy theory, it is, to the top of the model charts….and that’s all I have to say

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2011

03

Jun

Shauna Sand is Everyone’s Favorite Trashcan Whore of the Day

I don’t know what it is, but I take great joy in watching Shauna Sand doing the mose menial, useless things….from her useless career, her useless porno, her useless tits, her useless teenage male hooke boyfriends, her useless parenting, her useless publicity stunts, just always make me laugh….

It’s like this sack of shit of a woman trying to be sexy, but accidentally turned herself into a scary clown, unable to make a dollar, unable to keep custody of her kids, unable to even successfully do porn cuz she waited til her pussy was dead and black…at least that’s what it looked like in the Shauna Sand Sex Tape attempt….and she just makes me feel good about my shitty life…

So thank you Shauna Sand. You whore.


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2011

03

Jun

Emmy Rossum is Better Naked on TV of the Day

I prefer Emmy Rossum when she’s naked or when she’s getting fucked on tv. It is the kind of acting that only comes when a bitch was unable to find consistent work, figuring getting naked to further a career is better than getting naked in a stripclub back home, and I love it…

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2011

03

Jun

Sarah Brandner in her Bikini of the Day

Footballer Bastian Schweinsteiger has a girlfriend with a ripped body named Sarah Brandner ….and she was out wearing a bikini on the beach cuz I guess it is their off season. She was showing off her ripped body….and despite hating muscular bitches…I do love skinny bitches…possibly cuz I’m knee deep in fat everytime I fuck my wife….everytime I look in the mirror….everytime I leave the house….everytime I go to lunch at KFC…everytime I go to walmart…it’s fucking everywhere…so it’s nice to see someone who’s kicking it old school by not allowing themselves to get obese…

On a sidenote – she was BODY PAINTED in SI Swimsuit last year , cuz that’s what Athlete wives and girlfriends do when they aren’t shopping, trying to get knocked up, living the good life with their pro athlete boyfriend’s money…

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2011

03

Jun

Pink Probably Gives Birth of the Day

Here are some pics of Pink headed to the hospital….probably to give birth…Disgusting…I know my fingers crossed she had a miscarriage….or a still birth or really anything that prevents her from procreating…

Wow. I’m a heartless asshole..but really life has been good enough to her, what’s a little dead baby she’s been expecting and carrying around all these months to level the playing feel, you know to make her feel like a human who is not invincible or immune to tragedy….while saving the world from her shitty clone…Seems the logical choice to me…

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2011

03

Jun

Webcam Star of the Day

This 19 year old named roxxxiii was using this cam site as a career move. She gets that horny dudes will bankroll her life if she interacts with them in a bra.

She had endless immigrant dudes asking her if she likes uncut dicks, if she likes biting off dicks,one guy even said he’s going to take big cum and she smiled so much, cuz she was getting paid hard…

One guy laughed at her buck teeth, that guy was me, and she said it was cuz she sucked her thumb as a kid…something that made the authentic perverts real fucking exciting….

I spent 15 mins on her show. The entire time she was demanding money. She kept saying “Give me tokens, you have three minutes to give me tokens”, and I would been mad if I wasn’t too busy laughing at the dudes knee deep in the shit…

So she wins even if she doesn’t get naked and hardly does anything erotic, all she did was sit there and wait with a timer, she didn’t even talk dirty…just timelines and targets to reach her money goals, reminding us how idiotic men are and pretty much laugh in our face for being such morons…sending her money…for nothing…that’s why roxxxiii is today’s webcam star…I mean along with her buck teeth. Awesome…


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2011

03

Jun

Sasha Grey in Some Art Fag Video of the Day

This bitch is a fucking pornstar. I hate how full of shit the world is. I hate seeing her being taken seriously, or for anything other than a fucking pornstar. I hate that she tries to intellectualize porn. I hate that people consider her a performing artist just because she says she’s one and I hate this dude who made this video, because everyone knows if Sasha Grey is on tape, she should have a dick down her throat choking her the fuck out…

Bullshit. We live in a society of Bullshit.

I miss a time when porn pussy was broken down, drugged out, and desperate…this artist visionary shit makes me want to cunt punch a bitch.

Overrated gutter bitch…


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2011

03

Jun

Tito Ortiz Cock Shot of the Day

Jenna Jameson was my Twitter Girlfriend for a minute….So seeing a picture of his penis is like seeing a picture of me naked…no wait…that’s not at all what it looks like…it looks like a fucking dude who fucks porn pussy naked….but figure I had no choice but to post it…


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