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2011

06

Jun

Morning Hangover Dumps of the Day

It’s not really the morning anymore, but it is in the West Coast and Hawaii…So let’s just run these for those motherfucker….It’s the shit going on the internet that I normally don’t get around to because I’m too hungover and making love to my toilet in a non sexual way….but for some reason today’s hangover wasn’t that bad….and I got up early, even though I was knee deep in tequila and inuit prostitutes with disgusting bruising on their arms…I make no sense to me.

Motor Cycle Stunt Backfires – VIDEO
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Celeb Birthday
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Free Cam Shows Because It’s Monday and We All Need a Pick Me Up
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The 15 Sexiest Celebrity Geeks
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Justine Timmberlake Got to Palm Mila Kinus’s Tits on TV amd I’m Jealous
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Hot Teen With a Dildo
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A Bunch of Stunts That Will Make You Say Holy Shit and Some of Which Are Probably Fake But Whatever
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Check Out Kristina James
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Web Sluts You Know Will Do The Job Right
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2011

06

Jun

Lacey Banghard Topless in M Magazine June 2011 Like a Slut of the Day

I’ve never heard of Lacey Banghard, but apparently she’s some Page 3 Idol winner in the UK, working her way to the top of the Glamor model world….

She’s in line to be the next Katie Price and so many other busty, trashy, trailer park, molested as a child bitches who got topless to make more money than stripping locally…making her just another one of the sluts…

It’s a business that goes strong, probably because the UK is filled with industrial revolution spillover, you know men who work factories and machines, who chimney sweep and spend their days oil covered in need of their own “office” decor that comes in the form of a cheesy bitch with huge tits in Calendar.

She even named herself Banghard as a stagename and with a name like Banghard, it’s safe to say what kind of girl she is…one who seeks attention and is willing to get naked for it.

In other words, the best kind of girl. Daddy issues all over my dick and positive reaffirmations that she got addicted to and that gave her the confidence to show off her tits to get more attention as all girls should….

You know she’s subliminally making us think she actually bangs hard, when girls like this just don’t know how to fuck, they are too into themselves and putting on the show to suck fucking dick like they are supposed to…It’s a fact.

The bitches who strip and strive for attention just don’t fuck like a fat girl who thinks she sucks does…She has this false sense of importance…and she was in M Magazine Denmark this month….Goin’ to the Top….when she should really just work the tip.

She’s not a slut…she’s hiding her pussy! That’s how you differentiate the wholesome ones…

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2011

06

Jun

Webcam Star of the Day

I do a think here called webcam star – where I try to showcase a star who gets on webcam for either money, fun, attention, cuz she’s an exhibitionist, or cuz she just likes to have fun…since girls who get naked are the real stars…and not these Hollywood Bitches.

She says she’s a 90 year old from the Western Sahara. If that’s the case then I suggest all you motherfuckers hit up the Western Sahara, because 90 year olds are fucking easy, you know with their Alzheimer’s, being a widow, not having had sex in 4 decades since their husband died and dementia and shit…not to mention their amazing ability to make great cookies and a limited lifespan that makes getting attached not so much of an option…

However, I have a feeling this girl is lying…

What I do know is that she has “the dirtiest whore in the world lol” as her occupation and that she’s pretty wholesome, cute, and like the girl you’d see studying philosphy you want to fuck at Starbucks…

Who would have thought she gets naked on webcam in her spare time. Sometimes life’s surprises are awesome.

Unfortunately – She logged off before getting naked…..


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I really want to see her naked…and maybe that’s the reason she’s the Webcam star of the day…cuz she didn’t give it all up…she teased me and rejected me and for some reason…that always makes shit so much hotter….


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2011

06

Jun

Mila Kunis Gets Felt Up By Justin Timberlake and Grabs His Crotch of the Day

I didn’t know the MTV movie awards were last night. I was too busy eating 50 cent tacos and drinking shitty tequila…I figure this celebrity shit is boring and does nothing for me…I’m never going to be a TMZ, so why bother polluting life with is, cuz seriously, I find it boring, uninteresting, and pretty much a waste of fucking time, which is saying a lot coming from someone who loves wasting time, gets nothing done, and enjoys all things with vaginas, whether commercially successful or just the cunt on the corner buying peanut butter I can only assume is for her dog to lick off, cuz that’s the only reason bitches buy peanut butter right?

That said, Mila Kunis got grabbed by Justin Timberlake, Justin Timberlake got grabbed by Mila Kunis. They played off that they were fucking…cuz mocking celeb gossip is great…and great for the fucking kids watching to see how to treat each other in the fucking school yard..

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2011

06

Jun

Rihanna Girl on Girl on Stage Lap Dance for Attention of the Day

I always took Rihanna as one of those Dyke for attention kind of bitches. You know the kind of girl you see in clubs feeling up her girlfriend for the guys who own the bottle.

Rihanna is one of those hangs on as hard as she fucking can bitches….you know trying to get all scandalous and shit so people notice her and ignore her shitty singing….

I know her act, and unfortunately I like her act, especially when she violates a female fan on stage…and I am convinced that as soon as the bitch was used, Rihanna didn’t even give her her number, or email address or even thank her, she was off to more important things, to use more people to get a head so she doesn’t ever have to go back to where she came from, unless of course, this girl was a hired actor…which is kinda what I’m thinking…there’s gotta be security checks before getting mounted by a bitch like Rihanna who so many people want dead…

I like the message this is bringing to the kids, or 90 percent of her fans. I wonder where this will lead to.


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2011

06

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

I turned myself off for the weekend. I didn’t read the paper while taking a shit in a public place. I didn’t watch the TVs at the local McDonald’s Cafe I get my free TV, internet and cheap coffee at. I didn’t go on a computer, or use Twitter, except maybe to lure one or two vagina pics…so I have no idea what’s going on in the world, locally or internationally. I’m so self involved and it’s amazing, my only concern is when I can take a fucking nap on a bench, or scrounge up enough money from my wife’s purse to afford me a daytime 40, that will lead to many amazing things, like even me possibly popping up on the news.

Here’s the today’s stepNEWS to catch up. The stuntman clip is retarded.

Sex offender busted for scam
SALEM – Police say a Level 2 Sex Offender went door-to-door scamming people out of donations they thought were going to a cancer charity.

Stuntman Hurt at Atlanta Motor Speedway
A metro Atlanta stuntman is recovering in the hospital after he was badly injured in stunt-gone-wrong at Atlanta Motor Speedway’s Thursday Thunder.

Man Killed Trying to Steal Medical Pot
A Phoenix man who recently was authorized to grow his own marijuana fatally shot a man who tried to steal his pot at gunpoint.

Duck Living at Home Depot
A duck in Maine has made a Home Depot his home for the past month and is refusing to leave.

Teens could go to prison over pic
Final exams started Friday at Hernando High School, but few students were talking about their tests. The buzz was about a text message — what some called “sexting.”

Teens arrested after fight
Police have arrested an 18-year-old in Winter Haven for his involvement in a fight shown on video, which was captured and uploaded online.

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2011

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk and the coolest person on twitter blocked me. He had 3 followers and called me a faggot. I’m hurt.

I was drinking with 15 year olds at some bar. They are easy to please and they will show you tit for a 3 dollar shot. Oh to be young.

I think I just shit myself. Not a proud moment. But a smelly one.

What am I talking about- i can’t take me anywhere – i need more booze….

Snooki Hasn’t Died Yet
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Frasier Erotica Brings Great Joy
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Michael Lohan and The Situations Dad Found Each Other And I Can Only Assume The Shit Storm That Is Gonna Follow All of This
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Beauty Salon Toilets Beware
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Babe in a Surf Video
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Sluts, For You Plreasures
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Hot Chick Can Shred on the Electric Guitar
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Megan Fox’s 10 Biggest Career Fails
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Miley Cyrus Sexy Slumber Party Pictures
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Jennifer Aniston Desperate Smart Water Ads
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Free Cams, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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Hot Teen Get’s Herself Off
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Some Blind Items, Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Sport’s 25 Most Famous Cheerleaders
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Rachel Hunter Pokies
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Gwenyth Paltrow Makes Me Want to Punch Her in the Face
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Some Kimora Lee Simmons, Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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More SExual Assult Courtesy of the TSA – VIDEO
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Justine Timberlake is Banging Everyone
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Breanne Benson, No Other Reason Is Necessary
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When Bottle Rockets Go Wrong – VIDEO
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TWTF Photo of the Day – This Will Turn You Gay Edition
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Gotta Love Laura Lion
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Check Out Jessica Rabbit
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I Wanna Be All Over Keri Hilson
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Ariel and Evelin Get It On
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Blow Up Sex Doll Swimming Race? LOL
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Here;s the Trailer For Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Just Cause
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Glamour Lesbians
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Meet Fanny Francis
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Hipster in a Bow Tie
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Red Carpet Ladies @ The 2011 Hollywood Brazilian Film Festival
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Power Wheels, Power Drifting LOL
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Sexy Sluts of Summer
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Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Split, Now There’s a Fucking Surprise
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Eva Longoria Takes Her Scrawny Little Legs Out For A Walk
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Teacher Punches Student In The Face – Awesome Video
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Woman Gets Sexually Assaulted At The Airport
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Shocking News About Scott Disick. He’s A Fucking Asshole
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Real Housewife Kelly Bensimon Shows Off Her Tight Ass
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2011

03

Jun

Blake Lively’s Calling Her Lawyer of the Day

I can only assume that these are some real time pictures of Blake Lively on her cell phone on vacation with her boyfriend for publicity Leonardo DiCaprio, talking to her lawyers and sorting out how to either spin the pictures that aren’t of her…but that they will sue if you post even if you say they aren’t of her….cuz that’s just how the law works….when it comes to nude pics of someone who isn’t you..and that sites even say aren’t of you…you sue…it’s the only way to clear up and make sure people don’t think it’s of you…right….

Fucking idiots…but it’s fun to watch the scramble, until I get the fucking lawyer letter that is on the way, cuz I stupidly posted the shit. I like living on the edge.


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2011

03

Jun

Friday Morons of the Day

I don’t know if this video is old or new, but I was just emailed in and I was amazed at how stupid a gang of immigrant motherfuckers can be, but was reminded that without these kinds of idiots, the world would be a boring fucking place, especially when it comes to the internet, cuz this is the fabric of our fucking internet lives or some shit, morons staging and filming dumb drunk stunts that they woulda just kept to themselves before the concept of internet fame..

Here’s the human door knocker….

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2011

03

Jun

Octomon in a Bikini of the Day

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Ocotomo in a bikini is lovely because it means she’s scooped up her vag lips and managed to package them nicely….a vagina I’m fascinated by mainly because of the skills in may have and anxiously await the day it is desperate enough to be unleashed to the world in a sex tape or pictorial…see I don’t think she’d be a fun fuck, I have a hard enough time feeling the vagina walls on a youthful hooker vagina, but I like her shit cuz it’s like a myth or a cartoon character, or a friendly monster that transforms into a sail that she uses to fly away to fight crime, or hide from all the people who shit on her for having 8 babies at a time….

I don’t know, as far as I’m concerned, the whole thing is awesome, and here she is doing the bikini…..


Octomon in a Bikini of the Day
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