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2011

30

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was celebrating Lohan’s criminal record release party last night…alone…in some dive bar…seeking tacos…that I never found…but forgot I wanted…thanks to hard drinking…which seems to be the cure for everything except maybe a hangover…cuz I feel like something’s going on…either diabetes or a brain tumor….or I’d get it checked out…but doctor’s are for pussies…especially pussies with rashes on them…

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2011

30

Jun

Brigitte Nielsen is Still a Monster of the Day

I don’t know why the fuck I am posting these pictures of this monster….Maybe it is cuz I feel linked to her cuz I saw Flavor Flav Checking Out a Granny Using a Walker Proving He Has No Standards …..or because I feel a bond to all things Sly Stalone fucks…or maybe it’s that I like big girls who can beat me the fuck up and make me feel like their little bitch before inserting me in my entirety in their huge vaginas, like some kind of reverse birth….but the thought of what Brigitte Nielsen’s vagina must look like, is the kind of shit homosexuality is likely based on….and in Sly Stalone’s case, what was responsible for the day fisting became “Bicep-ing” before getting choked the fuck out….true story…

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2011

30

Jun

Lindsay Lohan is Free of the Day

Lindsay Lohan was officially taken off house arrest where she made some statement that she was going to go do her community service and come back home early to read a book, because she’s become accustomed to the laid back, chronic masturbating to the point of smelly callused fingers, and more importantly keeping drinking and drugs very local…within a few steps from her bed…where she can go chronic masturbate some more…I mean shit, if you were locked in your house for a month, it’s safe to assume there’d be a river of your virgin loser semen pouring down the front steps…and Lohan’s no different…

But instead of her plan she made a point of telling the media, she went out and got wasted with Emile Hirsch, cuz guess what, Lohan is full of fucking shit, and if you haven’t caught onto that yet, it’s probably cuz you’re not paying attention and that makes you far more of a man than me…cuz this celebrity shit is just that…shit.

Here are some pics of her freedom before the hard drinking….

Here are the pics of her freedom during the hard drinking

Boring. This fucking useless (other than her tits) trash needs to be left in the dumpster where it belongs…killed her off…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

30

Jun

Emma Stone on the Beach for Vanity Fair of the Day

Top Quote of the article was calling out the paparazzi for the scum that they are, but more importantly, calling out other celebs who call them and stage these photos cuz celebs are insecure cunts who need to stay in the public eye….It is all strategic to sell movie seats….but the general public doesn’t know that…

‘Hey, Emma! Listen, I’m going to delete these pics. Here’s my card. ‘If you ever go to the beach with your friends or walk out of your house in your pajamas, call me.’” Stone, confused, refused his card. “He’s like, ‘But I’m deleting these pictures, see?’ … These guys try to strike up a deal with you so you feel like they’re your friend. I didn’t even know that was a thing—that people would call them.”

I still don’t really remember who Emma Stone is. I know she’s in the new Spiderman as Kirsten Dunst and that she whines a lot about losing the role in heroes to Hayden Panettiere, like it was her claim to fame, and like Hayden Panettiere’s mom wasn’t fucking the executives behind the show, cuz Soap Stars are the hookers of Hollywood….I mean other than the actual hookers…not that it matters…here she is in a bikini for Vanity Fair….not enoug Labia for my liking…but a bikini never the less.

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2011

30

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some ridiculousness going on in the news…cuz the news is porn to me…at least it was that year I was a reclusive, never left the house, and just sat around all day masturbating to he one channel I had on TV thanks to the internet not being invented yet….But I’m not posting thes for the sex appeal…I’m doing it for the love of keeping you up to date on stories that probably don’t go national…cuz local news, like a low budget, joke that it is…is always amazing.

Body goes unnoticed in public pool – She’s Black – I Don’t Think it was an “Unnoticed” situation….if you know what I mean….
FALL RIVER – The body of a Fall River woman was discovered floating in a state run pool late last night, two days after she apparently drowned in that same pool.

Turtles Cause Flight Delays at JFK Airport
Flight delays at JFK Airport on Wednesday morning were being blamed on turtles wandering onto the runway.

Man Robs Walmart of Ammunition, Beer
A Walmart store in Arizona is robbed at gunpoint, but it wasn’t money the suspect wanted — it was hundreds of rounds of ammunition.

Officer admits to smuggling drugs
NORFOLK – A prison officer in charge of upholding the law has admitted to breaking it.

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2011

29

Jun

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Kim Kardashian’s Ass is Getting Married
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Emma Watson Nudes Are on the Market….
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Kelly Osbourne is a Dreadful Model
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Watch These Sluts Take It Off
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Goal Post Double Wedgie Nutshot. Oh Yeah You Read That Right – VIDEO
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Minka Kelly is Perfection
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Is Anybody Really Surprised That Charlie Sheen Did Steroids
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College Girl Self Fisting – VIDEO
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100 Best Cheerleader Pics Ever
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Panty Upskirt
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This Hannah Marks Chick is Kinda Trashy Casual and I Like It
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Kim Kardashian Crazy Cleavage
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Meet Sarah Vandella
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Karen Carreno Knows How to Rock a Bikini
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The Ultimate Archive: Abbie Cornish’s Hottest Pics
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Lexi Tyler Goes Solo
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Kate Gosselin is a Fucking Harpee – PHOTO
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Kristina James is Curvey
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North Korea Shuts Down Universities And Puts Students To Work On Farms
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Girl on Girl Orgy Video of the Day
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How About Some Camilla Belle?
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Jasmine and Her Friend Get It On
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Japan’s Tsunami Captured by a Camera in a Car
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Hipster Girl in a Polka Dot Dress
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Melissa Satta Rocks a Bikini Proper
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Latin Web Cam Slut
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Jersey Shore Sluts
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Hot Blonde Dominika
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Pam Anderon Should Be Thanking the Photoshop Gods
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Kate Upton in Lingerie
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Striptease of the Day
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Kim Kardashian, Bouncy Tits In New York
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Costanza Caracciolo Sweet Young Italian Ass In Thong Bikini
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Kristen Stewart Nice Tight Ass In Spandex
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Michelle Hunziker Shows Off Her Sweet Ass In These Bikini Pics
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2011

29

Jun

Kirsten Dunst Old School Vagina Flash of the Day

GUESS THE VAGINA!!!

I don’t know when this picture is from, but it’s pretty much concluded a day filled with vagina on this site….From Webcam Star’s Unicorn of Perfection Pussy….>TO Amber Rose’s Hip Hop Whore Using Two Fingers to Make Her Pussy Look Skinny and Tight Pussy….To these Kirsten Dunst I don’t know what the fuck this haggard crack whore looking disaster is hiding in her underwear pic….I don’t know when it is from, but I know I am happy a fucking celebrity bitch finally pulled this move again…it’s been too long since the last getting out of a car panty/pussy flash…Celeb sluts are all over it…so it’s a nice throwback to what we once had…Cuz some of us have a hard time moving on…

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2011

29

Jun

Kate Upton Chubby Bikini Spokesperson Staring Contest for SoBe of the day

People get so mad at me when I talk about how fate Kate Upton is going to be, cuz who cares about the future today, let’s fixate on her 18 year old huge sloppy tits half naked, doing the best they can before it’s too late and the rest of her catches up to them….It’s just a matter of time, and really she already is starting to show signs of what’s to come…eventually photoshop won’t be able to fix her and she’ll end up in the trailer park so many other hot busty young girls end up in when the asses catch up….

I woulda lost this staring contest cuz I’d be too fixated on watching her belly getting bigger and bigger by the second…cuz that’s what’s happening…

But live in the now and respect SoBe’s marketing efforts, cuz everyone’s posting this SoBe shit….which is exactly why they paid the bitch…but I advise you to never drink it…cuz that would be giving into them…and we don’t need to do that….

She’s too young to have tits like this…it is unnatural and whether it is the hormones in the food I’ve come to love and appreciate or not…she’s on a limited timeline….I am sure of it.

Here’a another one….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2011

29

Jun

Uncensored Amber Rose Pics of the Day

Here are the uncensored Amber Rose vagina pictures. I posted the shitty censored ones yesterday I expected her hip hop whore pussy to be way more mangled…I’m almost disappointed that it’s not…but then again who is Amber Rose again? There’s no difference than looking at any chick naked….she’s not a celebrity…this is staged…intentional….a cry for attention…

Two fingers? I took her for more of a double fister….

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2011

29

Jun

Webcam Star of the Day

Her name is Candice88. She’s 25, from New Zealand, claims she is a dancer, and has what may be the most swollen outter lip pussy I have ever seen. Shit is so coinslotted, that it looks like a fucking cartoon drawing of what a pussy is supposed to look like, just a slit, unlike every other pussy in the worth with all that clit and meat and other vagina shit I like but still would probably photoshop out if I had to enter it in a pussy contest….cuz everyone wants a fucking coinslot…and not a fat chick who is so fat her vagina gets swallowed by fat coinslot….a real coinslot…it’s like the unicorn of pussy…it hardly exists…most pussy looks like it is throwing up or sticking its tongue out at you…so today I saw thaat unicorn of pussy.

I didn’t see her face, her tits, her body, it was strictly a vagina masturbating show….

The highlight in the chat room was:

RUB THAT CLIT HELP YOU INSERT MOORE THAT TOY

So I watched her masturbate for 20 minutes…While Others begged for her to fuck her ass…like a guy named Afropussy

CUM YOUR ASS

but one wise man wrote

NOT ASS THIS PUSSY IS AWESOME

and another wrote

AWESOME SNATCH

and another wrote

LOVE A PHAT PUSSY

and another wrote

VERY NICE PUSSY EVER

I think I’ve found my intellectual peers…….now here are some pics of her after she masturbated with pretty pig dildos…and shit is so well contained….I don’t get it…it’s the unicorn of pussy…or maybe I just have too much sex with dirty, whore /big mom pussy….or maybe I didn’t get to see the rest of her….which balances things out…but here’s a pic anyway..


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