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2011

24

Jun

Christina Aguilera’s Ridiculous Mom Pussy Eating a Pair of Leggings of the Day

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I don’t have the rights to post the pictures, but I do have the rights to link to them, and they are fucking ridiculous….

I mean she might as well not bother wearing pants at this point and just paint herself black so that it looks like she’s wearing pants as to not get arrested, cuz at this level of cameltoe, I can practically see her fat chick mom clit…

I guess this is a prime example of a girl who gained weight not admitting she’s no longer a size small, by squeezing into a size small, cuz no one wants to admit they are extra large, even when showing the world that their vagina is…..

At this point it’s not even a cameltoe, but a camel leg…


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2011

24

Jun

Ali Larter Showing Off Her Implants/Mom Tits of the Day

I know tits, and I can tell you that there is a huge percentage change that Ali Larter is rocking an implant, you know that she took advantage of having a baby, to sneak a titty into her bra without anyone noticing so they’d all assume she just got bust with the hormone changes….that sick woman…using an innocent birth of a child to give her a set of tits she always wished she had, especially in the superficial acting world she’s in, and I bet she blamed being flat chested at least once for not getting an acting gig, cuz all insecure flat chested chicks blame flat chested for their short comings….and what it comes down to is ….l look at her now…showing off tit like she always had it….and luckily that works for me….even though I hate implants…but this is some higher level psychological shit….and I love it….

Posted in:Ali Larter

2011

24

Jun

Woman Taking a Piss in a Urinal As She Drinks a Beer at Dodgers Stadium of the Day

This is probably the best videos that has been sent to me to date….It is of some drunken crazy mexican looking chick peeing in the urinal at Dodgers stadium, where she makes the guy next to her hold her fucking beer and she takes a sip of it as a line-up of men just can’t process what they’re witnessing, but luckily a dude was smart enough to video the shit, cuz this is what fucking legends are made of…Nice Bush.

It seems insane, but every event I’ve been to, girls have rushed into the men’s room to avoid line-ups….they just don’t do it like this crazy, yet amazing, bitch…

I used to go to clubs with co-ed bathrooms, and I always thought how hot it was that we were all peeing together with no gender lines, until some drunken chick shat herself from too much speed, and I was caught in the fucking crossfire of her friends cleaning her off….and the fucking smells I still remember today…smells that made eating out girls hard on me for a solid 12 hours cuz all I could think about was that smell….leading me to think it’s better to keep shit separate. Literally.

But seeing everyday pussy while taking a piss isn’t ever a bad thing….Enjoy!

Posted in:Viral Video

2011

24

Jun

Pum Pum Shorts is the Summer Banger Club Anthem of the Day

Her name is Teairra Mari….she has a song featuring reggae stars
Mr Vegas and Gyptian…called Pum Pum shorts….It’s pretty hilarious and I assume she coordianted this thanks to her Pum Pum shorts….and what she’s got willing to eat reggae star cock under her Pum Pum short…..

The video is her showing off her body…..talking like a little whore…and it works for me…I just can’t wait to see the collective dance girls do in public when this hits the mainstream club circuit….I’m hoping it increases the spread of HIV….HPV…or really any STD….

Either way, lots of ass…and if it doesn’t get you in the resort/summer mood, than you have no fucking soul…and you’re not a real man.

Thanks to KENARDO for sending this in.

Posted in:stepMUSIC

2011

24

Jun

Nicole Trunfio Erotic for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Nicole Trunfio , she’s some low level model trying to get ahead from Australia, and she’s doing it by constantly being in these half photoshoots, sure, this one’s not her best work, cuz I can’t see her nipple, but she’s good and has a pretty smart level of intelligence when it comes to her career, cuz if you look like this, and you’re not using your body to get ahead so that you don’t have to work an office like a fucking drone, you’re in a good place….that’s why I promoter her, cuz I’m ready for her to hit the big times….but a better strategy, woulda been to ignore her and wait for her desperation to lead to a porn career, oh well…I’m not good at this shit…If I was, maybe I wouldn’t be planning my retirement living as a homeless man…..cuz it’s all I can afford..

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2011

24

Jun

Samaire Armstrong Reminder of the Day

This girl was on a show called the OC, I think she played a lesbian…..but I don’t remember, I only watched one season and that was back when I used it as material to seduce college girls cuz I knew they were all up on the shit hard. I do remember my friend was all about this one. He was convinced she was going to be a big star, the next Lohan, and maybe he’s right, sure not in Hollywood or as an actor, but we have no idea how popular she is in her circle of meth addicted peers at the homeless shelter or house she’s squatting in with a bunch of other teenage runaways she likely shares her clothes with…..

All this to say, she looks like real shit….and luckily teenage runaways are a fetish of mine cuz they are so broken and easy…and no matter how much they smell, they are soft and not used to real life and they almost never say no to a hot meal no matter how long it takes you to cum…..innocence, such a fun thing to take part in taking…hey don’t blame me, I’m not her father she’s running from….I only know her from the corner post traumatic upbringing….

Posted in:Samaire Armstrong

2011

24

Jun

Amanda Seyfried In a Jumper of the Day

As boring as Amanda Seyfried is, she’s got a really hot little body…She’s got tits, an ass, and a small little frame…and that’s probably why she’s so boring cuz she knows she’s got it going on and that she doesn’t need to shower, dress up, or pull stunts to stay interesting, cuz everyday she sees herself naked, it’s a reminder, that she’s got nothing to fucking worry about ever…..

Here she is in a jumper, some may say she’s channeling her inner toddler but when I see jumpers, I don’t think little kids, I think of a fabric that is touching pussy, asshole and tits all at the same time…that usually ends in a cameltoe…making it one of the more perverted articles of clothing….

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

24

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Bullshit Ass X-Ray of the Day

I’m not posting this cuz it is hot. I am posting it because it is stupid and almost pisses me off, but luckily I don’t care enough to actually care….I just know I wanted to ignore this, and I see it popping up all over the place, so I figured I’d say what I gotta say about it….

The rumor is that this is Kim K Superstar posing next to her ass x-ray to prove she doesn’t have ass implants, when anyone with a brain can just look at her thighs and stomach and realize that she didn’t need to go to all the trouble…we believed she was just fat just fine the second she took off her fucking SPANX….

More improtantly, there’s no proof this is an actual X-Ray of her ass, why would anyone get and X-Ray of their ass, unless of course it was strictly for a publicity stunt that lacks serious creativity….

Meaning, let’s hope the radiation from this shit, if it is actually an X-Ray of her ass, made her infertile…so her breed dies off like the fucking wolly mammoth or some shit….

The fact that people are talking about this like it matters or like it is news, reminds me that that world is definitely gonna end in 2012…Thank fucking god, cuz I can’t take much more of this useless, unimportant, unerotic, waste of our energy drivel

Seriously people, this shit doesn’t matter. Get with it…..

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

24

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

I’m a firm believer in “why watch the news, when you can make the news”….all you really have to do is something ridiculously stupid, and the camera crews will be there to document it, the police will be there to arrest you, and you will have all the glory….that you’ll probably regret wanting when you first get prison raped in the showers.

Here’s the news….to bring some culture and current affair knowledge to your shitty life….maybe you can talk to your online friends about it….

Boy, 7, Goes for a Drive, Caught on Tape
A 7-year-old Michigan boy barefoot and in pajamas drove a car for 20 miles, sometimes hitting speeds of 50 mph, before finally slowing down and stopping with the help of police.

Mean Mom Accused of Violating Probation
A neighborhood feud in Trenton that made national headlines is making news again. Jennifer Petkov, the woman accused of taunting neighbors, including a dying little girl, is now accused of violating her probation.

32 arrested in Lake County sex-sting.
Thirty-two men are behind bars after being caught in an undercover sex-sting operation. The Lake County Sheriff’s Office announced the arrests Tuesday.
People need to not be sex offenders in Florida.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

24

Jun

Elizabeth Berkley in a Bikini of the Day

I didn’t realize Showgirls was that long ago…but thanks to the condition of Elizabeth Berkley’s body…I have no choice….because it takes a certain amount of time to make something good enough to be cast in a movie as a naked stripper bitch….to being something we’d rather see in a one-piece or at the beach bar seducing the bartender and telling war stories about when she was once hot and all the guys would run after her, and how she’d never had to pay for sex until today, and how she’ll give him 500 dollars to make her feel like a woman again, all while fully clothed for the rest of us not on her payroll….

If you know what I mean…

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