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2011

23

May

Elle Macpherson in Red Leather Pants of the Day

Elle Macpherson is one of the original models I masturbated to back in the 80s, so seeing her in red leather pants as a mother, makes me wonder how much that pussy has changed over the last 3 decades, but more importantly, what it smells like on a hot spring day, without being able to breathe, and the whole thing is amazing on all fronts…except for the whole having kids thing, that’s just disgusting, but the rest of her looks good enough to me….but then again so does the obese chick I am watching garden as I type this…because it is safe to say, I don’t have standards….but even if I did, I think this Elle Macpherson is quality enough for me.

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2011

23

May

Ryan Seacrest’s Fake Girlfriend is a Roller Girl of the Day

Ryan Seacrest’s fake girlfriend who prostitutes herself in exchange for the exposure Ryan Seacrest gives her and her career is on some new kind of hustle that involves roller blading and getting intimate with other dudes because other dudes is what Ryan Seacrest is all about…If you know what I mean…

Either way, girls in shorts, starving for attention who whore themselves for attention are something I’m a fan of…and that’s why I’m posting these pics.

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2011

23

May

Gwen Stefani is Unfortunately in a Bikini of the Day



I wish this bitch would just come to terms with her dick. It’s irritating seeing a motherfucker build like a teenage boy on the track team, dressed like a girl. I don’t like it on Halloween at the frat house, I don’t like it at the drag shows in the gay bars, and I don’t like it now.

Bitch needs to take her titless 6-pack body and put on a pair of board shorts, give up this “I’m just a girl act” and embrace the testicles her husband loves so much, that she doesn’t need to hide anymore….and that she needs to start loving for a change…the act has gone on too long….

No that shes actually a man, she’s just really fit and the funny thing in all this is that I’d still fuck her…even though I never found her hot and still down…I’m just into sticking my dick into unknown places…

Posted in:Gwen Stefani

2011

23

May

Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Tits in a Bikini of the Day

I hung out with Lohan once. I didn’t get to see her tits. She had them pretty covered up but I can tell you this, but I did get to drink her booze in a hotel suite while she was locked in her bedroom…and that was pretty spectacular, but not as spectacular as her tits…

I’ve got my theories on how they are fake tear drop expensive implants, cuz no natural tit hangs with this level of fullness and perfection, especially when bitch was 90 pounds and still managed to rock her full c-cup, but I won’t let that take away from how great they are….I will just let them be a reminder how I coulda been friends with her, you know being carted around the world on her dime, but threw it all away when I realized mocking her was more fun…oh well.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

23

May

Courtney Love May Be in a Bikini Under her Clothes of the Day

I get scared when I see Courtney Love in what may be a bikini because Courtney Love’s corpse of a body should not get wet. It may affect the eco system, kill all the fish and lead to a natural disaster cuz there won’t be any fish to eat the algae left, or some shit….

I am basing this theory on no hard facts, but just on how vile the substance or pollutant, the waste coming out of her twat is according to me.

I mean I’d still go down on her, but I don’t care about my well being…I’m just concerned about the future of our planet. I’m a hippie like that.

Posted in:Courtney Love

2011

23

May

Aubrey O’Day’s Fake Tits To Make Her Look Skinny in a Bikini of the DAy

Looks like Aubrey O’Day got some bigger implants to balance out her hard eating. You know cuz these tits were never this big, and her body never looked so thin in comparison, I guess she’s on a mission from going black and never going back, to slowly trying to come back, cuz black will always fuck her, fat or not, but white guys are more picky about that shit, so she’s trying to get as much reach as she can, cuz that’s what bottom feeding nobodies do, andd as far as I’m concerned it’s working. I mean hosting a Vegas pool party is such a challenge, all the A-Listers fight for this kind of gig, oh right, no they don’t, it’s reserved for bottom feeding trash like O’Day…but the good news is she’s in a bikini, cuz bikinis always win me over, and I’m sure that’s what she’s going for when she wakes up everyday “maybe that site I’ve never heard of will be nice to me for once”….I suck and she’s still a sloppy cow, just shot from the right angle…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2011

23

May

Some Playboy Pig Named Josie Goldberg in Her Fat Chick Bikini of the Day

I wonder if this pig remember her glory days as a Playboy model, or if the all you can eat buffet that she has frequented everyday since her stint as a Playboy model, has fogged her fat pig of a woman memory….I can’t be sure, but I can be sure that is has fogged her judgement capabilities, because instead of staying home eating a bag of Oreos and a tub of ice cream like she looks like she does daily, she decided to put on a fucking bikini, which just makes absolutely no sense to me, unless of course she likes people talking about her, which is probably the case, as she did do Playboy and that’s usually the kind of pussy they attract. Who cares. She’s in a bikini…..

What a fucking dump truck of a woman…

Posted in:Josie Goldberg

2011

23

May

Bar Refaeli is a Model in a Bikini of the Day

Bar Refaeli in her bikini in Cannes is pretty fucking alright by me. I mean she is a bikini model and all, this is kinda her element, but like watching an artist in his element painting a painting, or a carpenter in his element building a bookshelf, or a doctor performing surgery, or a hooker sucking my dick and making me cum in 45 seconds or less, I’m impressed. It’s probably cuz I’ve never been good at anything in life, so I’m always impressed by people who have found what they are good at and prosper at it…..especially when their element or talent is wearing bikinis…

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Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2011

23

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I slept in today. It happens when you drink until 8 in the morning. It is a holliday here, not that that makes a difference in my life, but at least the bars were filled with 9-5 pussy that normally stays sober on Weeknights…not that it made a difference to me…other than give me something to stare at…good times…

Lucky for you, I didn’t die…and here I am with the news.

Man robbed homes, church with kids
BRIDGEWATER – Police arrested a man for breaking into a church with his 11-year-old son and they say it’s not the first time he brought his kids along with him during a robbery.

Cops: Pastor Raped Woman He Met at a Bar
A North Texas minister is in a West Virginia jail charged with sexual assault. And it’s not the first time he’s faced similar charges.

Drive By Purse Snatching Caught on Tape
A woman who was standing by her car at a Virginia gas station became the victim of a drive-by purse snatching. The whole crime was caught on camera.

Caught on Tape: Ohio Officer Attacked by Suspect
An Ohio Police officer was forced defend himself when he was attacked by a suspect. The whole incident was caught on camera.

Workers Assault FOX 4 Photographer
A FOX 4 News photographer was assaulted Wednesday afternoon covering a story about health concerns at a grocery store. And it was all caught on camera.

City Worker Fired Over Sex Act
A supervisor in the City of Atlanta Public Works Department has been fired, after he was discovered having sex in a city vehicle while on city time.

Starbucks Suspect Accused of Stalking
Police say a Southern California man suspected of planting a camera in a Starbucks restroom confessed to stalking a woman and stealing her worn underwear.

No Ruling In Transgender Widow’s Case
Despite hours in the courtroom, there is still no ruling in a high-profile case. The family of Thomas Araguz wants to stop his widow from collecting benefits after Thomas, a Wharton firefighter, was killed battling a blaze less than a year ago.

Caught on Tape: Melrose clerk fights off robber with crowbar

Missing Bosnain Model’s Body Found
The body of a missing Bosnian woman with ties to Detroit is found in the Chicago River. 25-year-old Irma Sabonovic disappeared last Tuesday after getting lost on her way to a Chicago nightclub. Her friends here in Detroit helped raise thousands of dollars in reward money with the hopes of finding her.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

23

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is a holiday here. No one is working. Why the fuck do I feel compelled to? I make no sense to me, here’s my morning links at 2 pm cuz it’s morning to me. I just work up. I’m allowed downtime too you know. I don’t work for the 4 of you who still read this site you know. I’m not a news source you know. I don’t get exclusives or produce OG content you know.

Fat Christina Hendricks Claims her Fat Tits are Real Fat Tits and She’s Just Fat Not Plastic
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Exercise Ball Sends Kid Through Door LOL – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Mean Chicks in Sports
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Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini and She is Barely Good for That
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Gotta Love Jessica Burciaga
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Britneay Sears Whorehouse Live
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Shakeweight Fuckery – VIDEO
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18 Year Old and a Toy on a Stolen Sex Tape
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Apocalypse Not.
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