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2011

17

May

Ginger Spice Flashes Her Hot Mom Ass of the Day

I’m pretty sure that Geri Halliwell was well aware of the outfit she was wearing, the position she was squatting in, the level of wind and the presence of paparazzi, and I think that’s what make these pics kinda hot, despite the fact that she’s a mom, she’s old, and all that other obvious stuff that present red flags and warning signs against her sexuality, you know the barriers and challenges he has to fucking face everytime she tries to get a dude to jerk off to her, but I think she’s almost done it. That’s one great ass. Next time, let’s have her lose the tennis panties that are so thick you might as well be wearing pants, but for now, this is good enough for me….even if her underwear are so not her regular underwear, and look like they were stolen from a 12 year old, and put on for this moment in history…..works for me…

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2011

17

May

stepNEWS of the Day

I’m like Peter Jennings or that gay guy from the morning show in this bitch, or Barbara Walters but with a smaller dick. It’s like I’m a fucking investigative journalist, something I always knew I was good at when it came to scoping out weird porn, but now it is a skill I’ve brought to the mainstream, even though I don’t actually actively search for the stepNEWS, they are just mailed into me, but I’m allowed to pretend I work and have skills, it is important for my low self esteem and self worth….

FL Teen says she was attacked at school
Lake Mary High School student Christina Martinez says she was attacked by another teenager nearly two weeks ago

Cops Probe Alleged Plot To Sicken Kids
Police in suburban Philadelphia are investigating an alleged plot to sicken children on a school trip and then sue for damages.

Relaxation brownies, perfectly legal
There are brownies out there that promise to make you feel very mellow — but the ingredients aren’t what you might think.

Vatican releases new abuse directive
VATICAN CITY – The Vatican is coming under heavy criticism after releasing new directives about how to handle clergy sex abuse.

Push to ban sex at home during divorce
BOSTON – A new bill on Beacon Hill would ban parents from engaging in sexual relationships within the home until their divorces are final.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

16

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my stepLINKS. Follow me on TWITTER, cuz my traffic to the site is dying hard and I figured we might as well stay friends while we can…or not.

I just got nothing else going on, except maybe chatting with girls about what they masturbate to. Always good time.

J.Lo’s Too Old and Mom-Like To Be Wearing a Spider Web Catsuit….That Booty is Just Fat…
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Victoria’s Secret ‘What is Sexy?’ Event
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Jake Gyllenhaal is Totally a Homo – PHOTO
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Web Cam Slut Time
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Drunk Slut Bathes at the Beach
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Rihanna Showing Off Her Nipple Ring Again
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Girls Who Get Naked and Day, Month or Year. Cuz THey Were Raised Properly.
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Cam Shows Are Better to Masturbate To Than Porn Cuz It is Interractive
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Katie Holmes in the Pool Pictures
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Vanessa Hudgens Is Drunk And Slutty
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Cheryl Tweedy’s Hot Cleavage
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Adriana Lima Hotness
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Meet a Vacation Whore
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Free Cam Shows
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Guess Who is Back in Rehab?
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Girlfriend and Her Friend Get It On
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The Best Dating Decisions in Baseball History
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Sexy Toys Sexy Times
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Kate Moss Nip Slip
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New Hollywood Sluts in Cannes
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Who is This Chelsea Kane Bitch?
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Vanessa Hudgens Doing Her Best Hooker Impression
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Monika Pietrasinska Brings the Hotness
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Selena Gomez Starts Things Off Nicely
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Jesus Christ, It Turns Out Lady Gaga and Madonna Are Fucking RELATED
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Baguette Fight? WTF?!
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Nip Slips LOL!
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How About Some rosa Acosta
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Black Dalia: Must Watch Wife’s Reaction After Caught Trying To Kill Husband! [Video]
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Jayme and Jana Get It On
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Lily Cole Panty Upskirt
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Some Christina Aguilera, Just Because
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Lesbians in Lingerie
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Mmmmmmm Kelly Brooke
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WTF is With Her Hat?
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Yeah I’d Bang Naya Riviera
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Two Hot Teens On a Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who the Fuck Tells a Model Off For Being Topless? VIDEO
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Meet Melissa Riso
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Batman Gets a Beatdown – VIDEO
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The 10 Best (and Most Unrealistic) Graduation Speeches in Fictional History
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Who is Lucy Hale and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her
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Britney Spears Still Looks Great With a Little Photoshop
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Ciara Rocks a Tiny Bikini
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Ciara’s Big Tits In A Bikini Leaves Me Misty
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Michelle Rodriguez And Her Ass Crack Invade Cannes
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Audrina Patridge Brings Her Wonky Tits To Vegas. Here They Are…
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Jwoww And Her Tits Visit Italy
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Arnold Schwarzengger’s Kid Is As Arrogant As He Is…
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

16

May

Demi Lovato Bikini Pic on Twitter of the Day

Damaged goods, addict, Demi Lovato posted some self shot bikini pics on Twitter….

I’m always so slow to get these pictures out cuz these celebrity bitches all blocked me on TWITTER

ANd makes me realize that I should have played nice, sucked up to them, wrote them sweet messages of encouragement, because hollywood pussy is insecure and hates being mocked….That’s why bitches like Demi Lovato end up in Rehab. They are weak….

That’s why I shoulda been fake nice to them….It would have make the whole thing way funnier, you know, being nice to them on there, while ripping them apart here….irony…if I knew what the definition of Irony was…

That said, Demi Lovato is out of rehab, and has turned to eating, and posting pics of her in a bikini on twitter…No longer underage, no longer tight bodied…but maybe the leftover fans and perverts like me who like damaged goods will enjoy this…cuz when I see a wreck…I wanna ride it into the ground with my dick…especially when they are all hollywood….

On a side note, Self shot bikini pics are the proper kind of slutty.

Posted in:Demi Lovato

2011

16

May

Ciara In a Bikini of the Day

A reader sent me this email yesterday:

More blackchicks please

This is me listening to the people….not that Ciara is even black or even a chick….I mean cuz the rumors from a while ago used to scream that she’s got Dick…not that you could really tell in these pics…

Posted in:Ciara

2011

16

May

Penelope Cruz Pirate Tits of the Day

Pirated tits is way better than pirated music, movies, and software. I never found Penelope Cruz to be anything special, maybe it is cuz her nose could double as back-up sail on the Pirate Ship after getting shot by a cannon, or maybe its cuz I’m racist against Spanish people….or maybe I just like my bitches to be closer to 18 than 45…who really knows, but here is her cleavage anyway, even though we’re more into booty…..(embarrassingly bad joke if I was the kind of motherfucker who got embarrassed, while I’m just the motherfucker trying to get pictures of celebs I don’t give a fuck about up)

Posted in:Penelope Cruz

2011

16

May

Cheryl Cole Has a Good Dress of the Day

Here are some pictures of Cheryl Cole wearing a dress that all girls should wear, except maybe the girl I just saw walking out of the Dunkin Donuts, she should probably stick to wearing elastic band pants and oversized shirt, cuz she’s fucking disgusting, Cheryl Cole on the otherhand is quite spectacular, prison tattoos and all and America is gonna fall in love with her on Simon Cowell’s new show. Get ready for it with her tits.

Posted in:Cheryl Cole

2011

16

May

Marisa Miller’s Old and Hard Model Face of the Day

Marisa Miller is overrated. She’s a stripper who strayed from stripping. She’s got fake tits, a hard body and for some reason her career went to legit modeling…a reason I will never understand…but think it has to do with being the “All AMerican” kind of girl…

So here is her hard fucking face, one that would only look nice on a stripper under the black light, only for you to get a horrible surprise when you offer her enough money to go back to your motel room with you, only to realize she’s like a fucking gremlin, and the second you get her in normal light, she turns to this.

Maybe I’m being too hard on aging, but maybe it’s deserved since her entire career wasn’t deserved…but this is a fucking old looking face….one so old that’s it is the old lady at the strip club….and not the crack whore stripper…the old lady no one really gets why she’s there…and I guess in some ways that’s amazing….

Posted in:Marisa Miller

2011

16

May

Victoria Silvstedt is a High Class Escort at Lunch of the Day

I like to post pictures of Victoria Silvstedt to remind the world that she’s a fucking whore, an expensive high class whore, who has a vast clientele of one billionaire….not that the world even knows who this bitch is, because she did some Playboy shit in the 90s and has since really just become the mistress to some Greek Billionaire….who tried to sue me for posting pics of her getting eaten out…and that made me hate a bitch and for some reason post pics of the bitch eating with her Greek Billioniare living her “Pretty Woman” whore life….oh how the crackwhores I know would evny her all fancy and expensive perfume smelling and shit…

Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2011

16

May

Father Fucking Daughter Romantic Incest Story of the Day

When did the bodyguard from Jerry Springer get his own TV show? I think that’s far more ridiculous than the slutty guest on the show talking about how her dad seduced her slut ass on Myspace when she was 16 and how they are now soul mates and in love….they kind of lost credibility when they made out in front of everyone like a performance for attention….in some semi-twisted but have heard these white trash stories before cuz people are fucked up and have been fucking their family members for generations kind of way….and I don’t see a real issue in the whole thing…not because he made that vagina….and has a right to it…and not cuz I think fathers and daughters should fuck…but because it makes for good TV.

Posted in:Incest