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Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2011

May

Vanessa Hudgens Thong Bikini of the Day

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I thought Vanessa Hudgens, one of this site’s best friends, you know cuz she planted her nude pics, only to threaten to sue me for posting the shit, and even threaten to take me down as a child porn offender for posting the shit, even though they were already censored, so that I didn’t get to see her her hairy unkempt little muff, but instead a blurred picture of what could have just been a bikini bottom that looked like a thick black hairy bush with a pink spread open pussy rocking a hefty penis sized clit, had a better ass than this. I even watched Suckerpunch in keeping up my Vanessa Hudgens coverage and thought she had a better ass than this….but you know what, there’s more important things to worry about, and thong style bikini pics is one of those things we should just embrace under any and all circumstances….

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2011

May

Helmut Newton Inspired Shoot for Elle Spain of the Day

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The world lacks creativity and originality. It’s all the same shit spewed over and over and over and over…that’s just the way things have become..It’s like change it a bit and pump that shit out…

So when Elle Spain did some Helmut Newton inspired shoot, I laughed, because I am well aware of Helmut Newton’s work, he was the original fashion pornographer, who got paid heavy for fashion shoots, while really just loved taking pics of naked bitches, something I respect….

The model’s name is Noemie Lenoir, and she looks pretty good to me…even if this tribute shit is as bad as the Metallica tribute I went to that was put on by some local french dudes last summer….

Helmut Newton already existed, get your own style, give dude a tribute by posting his fucking pictures, this shit’s boring, and lacks nipple for fashion….Seriously.

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2011

May

Cameron Russell in her Bikini Thanks to Nepotism of the Day

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We all know that success is based on who you know. I mean if I knew captains of industry, instead of captains of dirty panty fetishes, hard drinking, spending days in the park, and all other things useless, maybe I’d be in a bikini in a magazine too.

Her name is Cameron Russell, her mom is billionaire and Zipcar co-founder Robin Chase. She was hooked up with a modeling agency thanks to her mom’s friend who worked at Ford Models, and now she’s a top model….and here she is in a bikini.

I’m not bitter, I think the rich should get richer, it’s he fabric that holds our society together, poor people need to remain bitter and unhappy for population control. It just makes sense.

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2011

May

Lindsay Lohan Grabbing Her Tit in Blank Magazines of the Day

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Lohan may not have a career, it may be more dead than Bin Laden, but she’s got great tits…so if anything she’s still got value, even if that value is only the 8,000 dollars she spent on tear drop shaped implants back in the day, when she was just 18 and not 24 lookin’ 50.

I don’t know why every photoshoot of her involves her smoking, maybe it’s got something to do with that whole AA meetings at the local Dunkin Donuts, where motherfuckers smoke a pack each as talking about how great being a drunk was, or maybe she can’t handle not smoking as it is her last vice, or maybe people just think it looks cool, like bitch was Joe Camel, and who really cares, she’s grabbing tit and I like it.

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2011

May

Sara Jean Underwood’s Pink Dress of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood has a hot fucking body. I generally don’t really like to praise these Playboy whores who fucked their way into better lives by still being whores, but being less naked about the shit, because you see, I prefer when a Playboy whore makes slowly trickles into Sex Tapes, and a porn career, versus going the other Jenny McCarthy, Pam Anderson, route of an actual TV career, but Sara Jean Underwood has a hot fucking body…and I guess it is nice knowing that her hosting career wasn’t started because of fucking her way to the top, she dated Ryan Seacrest, was his public girlfriend, but thanks to his homosexuality, her amazing pussy was left unscathed.

Sure, I hate the nerd manipulation that she’s onto and that Olivia Munn was onto before her, but nerds need masturbation material too, it might as well be a bitch who they can gawk at naked pictures of , instead of Olivia Munn in her underwear or some shit that was bullshit for Maxim….you know what I mean?

It’s like this whore is a legit whore, and nerds get to jerk off to her genitals, instead of the idea of her genitals, and that is a good enough for infatuation for me…See my logic is that as long as pussy lip is involved, I can respect the fact that you pretend you’re married to her every night before bed…..making her a great candidate for G4TV….and more importantly, making this dress a hero in its own right…

Amazing…except maybe for her face, and her fake tits, cuz fake tits are never amazing, as they are purchased, but who’s really lookin at that…in something so short with such great ass attached…where are the upskirt pics? Find them and send them to me. Thanks

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2011

May

Jennifer Hudson is Less Fat than Christina Aguilera of the Day

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Sucks to be Christina Aguliera….

I mean sure she looks like shit and has been laughed at for being a dumpy pig the last year or more, and sure she’s a mom and moms have a right to be fatter than chicks with unused wombs, but no matter any way you look at it, it always sucks when a fat chick who is known for being fat is skinnier than you, even if that fat chick spent the last year on a treadmill, eating salad, and getting her stomach stapled, shit doesn’t matter, cuz in everyone’s mind, the newly skinny fat chick is still fat, including in the mind of the newly fat chick, making the whole thing a depressing, sloppy mess that I wish involved a pool full of pudding to see who eats their way out of it fastest while wrestling each other to the death, Hudson’s got muscles and drive, while Aguilera’s got girth and size….both probably unable to focus on the match at hand, cuz both would be too busy stuffing their fat chick faces….cuz fat chicks are all the same when it comes to food….They love to eat it…whether they puke it up or accpept their fat chick fate or not….if you know what I mean.

Mary J Blige Brought her tits to the event, they weren’t really worthy of a post of their own, but figure that as unsexy as they may be, they are better than comparing fat chicks and their fatness…..cuz fat chicks are for late drunk nights when in need of a blowjob.

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2011

May

Kelly Rowland in a Bikini of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kelly Rowland pretending she’s not bitter Beyonce shut down Destiny’s Child to start her solo career and take over the charts, you know sending Kelly Rowland off to fend for herself cuz her dad wasn’t their manager, you know getting what Beyonce felt was always hers, knowing the meat and potatos of Destiny’s Child was carried on her back with her talent, while the other cunts were just filler, like bread crumbs in the burger of bad music….because let’s face it, being in Beyonce and the Destiny Children has allowed her to live a pretty great life, filled with money, great sevice, luxury, and that’s a lot better than working the local Texan Popeye’s while singing in a choir on weekends only to be told everyday how she coulda made it if she hadn’t got knocked up, like so many other Americans who have more talent than the trash who actually gets famous.

Life’s unfair and then you die like Bin Laden, deal with it.

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2011

May

Christina Milian’s Hot Mom Ass and Scary Mom Stomach in a Bikini of the Day

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I am guessing these are pictures of Christina Milian with her chubby twin sister, who I doubt is a natural blonde, but who assume has had less babies but has eaten more fried food than Milian….

I do not love how Milian’s stomach looks post baby, if anything it looks like some kind of war zone, but I guess that’s just how mom bodies work, and being a mom means throwing away the sexy slut with one hit, who’s video we all jerked off to back in the late 90s. At risk of quoting Blink 182, I guess this is growing up…and it’s pretty miserable…Even though I’d like to eat this asshole, but maybe that’s cuz I am ugly, but it’s probably cuz my wife is substantially more obese and dumpy than this shit. Sucks to be me.

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2011

May

Maria Menounos in a Bikini of the Day

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I prefer when Maria Menounos is Flashing her Cunt on the beach…because really without a pussy flash, Maria Menounos is just another bitch in a bikini on a beach, and sure we’ll all talk about it cuz we are losers and have nothing better to do, but she could have embraced the pussy flash and done it again, making her the pussy flasher, something we’d all hold close to our heart…you know something with purpose, meaning and a legacy, but instead she keeps shit boring. Fuck her for ending what coulda been a good thing…almost as good as the fact that Greeks love getting fucked up the ass, cuz they have natural asshole lubricants that other cultures don’t have, and I know this cuz I’ve fucked a greek up the ass and it was nothing but smooth sailing…until I went back into her vaginally and she went nuts over the possibility of a UTI cuz I guess she went down that chocolate covered road before. True story…

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2011

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not just waking up because I was up all night celebrating the death of some useless figurehead of terrorism. I was not changting USA USA USA like some ignorant fuck who actually believes terrorism is over cuz the dying face of terrorism was killed. I am just waking up because my masturbation to Ivanka Trump was interrupted by the news that came 10 years too late for people to actually care….news not worth waiting around at my creepy neighbor’s house to see Obama dressed like the US Flag, saying Be all you can be, or some other patriotic bullshit that is just bullshit, but that you all believe in cuz it is the American way…maybe I’m just a hater…maybe it’s racism…all I know is I don’t really give a fuck…but here are my Morning Links at noon anyway…

When Your Band’s Only Fan Is this Guy, It’s Probably Time You Start a New Band
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The Best Summer Bodies in Sports
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Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Jersey Shore Angelina’s Fiance Calls Off Engagement (Read: He’s Not The Father)
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You’re Gonna Fall In Love With Emmaly Lugo
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Fire Cracker Wake Up
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Bendy Cheerleader Fucks a Dildo
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College Hottie rocks a Football Jersey and Nothing Else
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Drunk Slut at a college Party
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