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2011

29

Apr

Nicole Richie Bikini Pictures of the Day

I am torn…and I am not talking about my asshole, it wasn’t that kind of prison rape from unhealthy constipated shit day, I’m talking about on a deep rooted hatred for Nicole Richie….

Not only have I had the unfortuante opportunity to hang out in the same room as her one club night 6 years ago I was invited to, where I first hand experienced her uninteresting, shy, snobby, insecure, cunt behavior, that may have stemmed from trying to steal her cellular, or that could be cuz she thought she was superior to everyone in the room, you know cuz she was adopted by Lionel Richel, like little Orphan Annie or some shit…

But I also think she’s ugly…

So whenever any of her shit comes up, I feel obligated to ignore it, but when the bikini pics hit, I feel obligated to post it..

So don’t let this shit confuse you, I definitely hate Nicole Richie and anxiously await her drug overdose cuz of guilt she feels for killing DJ AM….Fingers are crossed.


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2011

29

Apr

Rihanna Showing off some Titty and Showing off Some Legs of the Day

Rihanna is such a slut…

Legs….

Tits….

This is the kind of shit that makes Beyonce a jealous, insecure cunt who hits the gym, gets what look like implants, all to secure her position as Jay Z’s number 1 ho….cuz you can’t take the gully crackwhore out of the bitch….even if she’s all rich and called a Diva and shit…

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2011

29

Apr

Halle Berry Slutting Out of the Day

What a slut. I don’t even know who this Billy Dee Williams character is, but bitch is up on him like he’s some kind of movie producer, or maybe someone who paved the way for her to launch her career when no one wanted a white girl locked in a black girl’s body…we could speculate about this shit all day, but I’d rather just look at her tits…

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2011

29

Apr

Elle Macpherson Mom Jeans, Mom Cameltoe, Mom Pussy, Mom of the Day

If anyone actually read my site, they’d know that in 1989, Elle Macpherson introduced me to bikini models. Prior to that, I was just a clueless immigrant too busy fucking the handicap fat girl on my block, cuz she seduced me and who was I to say no….

I basically got my hands on a VHS of the SI Swimsuit edition, and bitch looked amazing, and as far as I’m concerned, she still does, especially when her mom pussy eats her mom jeans and makes a mom cametoe, cuz it reminds me that she’s got genitalsI once stayed up late to jerk off to, hoping not to get caught in the foster home I was living in, even though she’s old.

I am just that commited to her.

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2011

29

Apr

Kate Middleton Upskirt and Royal Wedding Gold Digging Bullshit of the Day

I had a plan to watch the Royal Wedding, mainly cuz I know every woman in the world is masturbating to the shit, because every girl wants a Royal Wedding, but only a handful of women get to have one, so instead they fully absorb themselves in the shit, and I thought it’d be funny to make fun of the shit, from Kate Middleton’s average at best looks, that if I was an inbred balding King in trainging, I’d aim for more a mormon approach and I’d only get down with models….not the kid of a flight attendent…

So I got drunk, thinking I’d experience this bullshit, but instead passed the fuck out when the shitty coverage of the event excitedly announced Prince Harry’s Chelsy Davy Slut showed up….I suck at drunken live blogging at 6 am…..

So I didn’t get to experience Beckham, or Mr Bean, or Elton John, or the awkward kiss, or the wedding dress and wedding cake all these shows have been speculating what the shit COULD look like, and I didn’t care….

I don’t follow this shit, I don’t care about this shit, and you shouldn’t either, there are actually things going on in the world, like critical shit that people should know about, but instead, they blinded 2 billion of us with this expensive shit…and that in and of itself is Hilarious….because I know this was a marketing campaign for the Royal Family to connect with the people, to get a new lifeline and to re-assert their position and remind people they exist cuz pretty much no one gives a fuck about them, I mean until the marketing blitz no one did….

Either way, it was a classic case of long, drawn out gold digging at its finest, girls take note, if you don’t push for a wedding, act cool, dude will lock it down…


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2011

29

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t have a hangover. Sure I got drunk. But I am not hungover cuz the Royal Wedding was so fucking boring, I passed out and had one of the best sleeps of my fucking life, I knew the Royals had a fucking purpose, and I found it…I should be celebrated….Long live the DrunkenStepfather….

Jesus is a Better Fisherman Than You Are
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The Hottest Girls of the Pac 10 Conference
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Free Cam Shows To Keep You Busy, Cause If I Know You At All, There’s No Way You’re Leaving Mom’s Basement Tonight
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Here’s Kate Middleton in a Bikini
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HOw About Some Rosa Acosta?
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4 Lesbians Get It On
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Thailand Has Got Talent and By Talent I Mean I Think This Chick is a Dude Or Something
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Slim Teen is a Tit Flasher
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She’s the Neighborhood Slut!
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2011

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Here is an outrageous amount of links for you outrageous people….I have this serious plan of getting drunk and molesting….it’s kinda my thing I fail at but I’m persistant about, along with unhappiness, it’s the one constant…do you feel like my therapist? Don’t. Therapy is for rich people who never had love from their parents and fags who are either fags and hate it or fags and won’t admit it…I’m happy the way things worked out…

Kim Kardashian Daring in Horizontal Stripes
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Sarah Shahi Got The Wrong Piece Of Blonde Trash
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Pregnant as Fuck Natalie Portman
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Super Mario Living Room Proposal
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Rihanna Grabs Her Tits Through LAX Security
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Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Happy Birthday: Jessica Alba’s 30 Hottest Pics
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Vivica Fox and Eva Mendes Showing their Tits for Wyclef’s Haitian Tie
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Watch Cam Girls For Free….
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Elsa Pataky is What Scarlett Johansson Would Look Like If She Didn’t Look Like She Has Down Syndrome
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I Don’t Know Who Hilary Rhoda But she is Looking Hot in Tatler
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Vacations Are the Easiest Way to Get Laid, Trust Me
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Because If a Broke Ass Like You Can’t Afford FREE Than There’s Nothing I Can Do to Help Your Sorry Ass
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Is This Dildo Too Big For Her Pussy?
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Hottest Ripped Females in Sports
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Sexy Toys For Sexy Times
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German TV Personality Alexandra Klim Red Carpet Ass Shots
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Jessica Simpson May Have Lost Some Weight But She’s Still Fat in My Eyes
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Some Katy Perry Backstage Footage Because It’s a Slow Day – VIDEO
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Naya Rivera is Lookin Hot in Short Shorts
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Joey From Blossom Wants Us to Know He Endorses Donald Trump, Which is Pretty Much the Greatest Reason Ever NOT to Support Donald Trump
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This Topless Chick Kinda Looks Like Katie Holmes
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Blonde Slut and a Microphone…You Get The Idea – VIDEO
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Hannah Hilton is Down On All Fours
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Anny Downs is Lookin Sexy on the Beach
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What’s Wrong With This Picture?
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Amber Rayne and Jordan Styles Get It On
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Nude Fashion Models In Weird Photoshoots Are My New Fetish
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Charlize Theron is the Hotness
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Sophie Moone is Simply Stunning
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Katarina Ivanovska for Women’secret Lingerie Collection
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Acid Wash is Never Going to Be Cool, Sorry
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I Don’t Know Who Gal Gadot is But She is in One TINY Dress
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Incredible Teen Boobies
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rachel Bilson Bikini Pics
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Striptease of the Day
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Money for Men: How to spend money at the strip club
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Get a Load of Envy
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Vanessa Hudgens Describes Herself As Gangster
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Naya Rivera Dresses Like A Slut. I Love It!
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Topless Hottie Iryna Storozhuk
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Miley’s Mom Has Fake Tits And Here They Are
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How’d you like to suck on Miranda Kerr’s Tits?
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2011

28

Apr

Megan Fox Shows Off Belly of the Day

Am I really posting this? Wow. Desperate.

This is what I call eager to post without the pictures of some bitch and her boyfriend/husband who brain washed her and ruined her career, because that’s something he’s good at, I mean unless you consider being a character they are going to kill off on Desperate Housewives after years of being unable to get work…the kind of person you really want to attach yourself to…cuz you’re just an insecure little cunt addicted to his big useless dick cuz that’s what brain washing is all about…

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2011

28

Apr

Olivia Munn Does a Carl’s Jr Ad in a Bikini for PETA of the Day

Olivia Munn is one of the single worse humans out there. She’s a bottom feeding attention whore. She’s gone the “target the geeks, talk their talk, cuz they are unsuspecting and can’t get laid” route, and it worked, cuz she’s getting legit gigs for legit shows now….The whole thing almost pisses me off, but I generally don’t care. I figure if an average at best girl has the ability to make millions off her body and moderate talent that is really just a willingness to put herself out there, then let her benefit from the shit….We may not be the idiots getting her gigs, but we are the idiots the networks think love the bitch….it’s just a horrible series of events…

Either way, now she’s the face of Carl’s Jr….maybe in honor of her beef curtains…maybe that beefy, cheesy smell she’s been giving off has finally been put to good use…you know cuz Carl’s Jr has done this before..with Alba, Padma, Paris Hilton, Audrina, low level scum is kinda there thing…

The Genius in all this is that she was the face for PETA, one of Carl’s Jr’s biggers endorsers…

Because Olivia Munn is bullshit…sure she’ll argue Carl’s Jr isn’t the circus abuse to animals, mass production of beef products is totally different, but I argue, she’ll do any job she’s given…all in efforts to get ahead.

She is the worst.

Here’s the actual commercial, even though Carl’s Jr isn’t paying me…

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2011

28

Apr

Paz De La Huerta Seducing Me Crack Cocaine Styles of the Day

She should change her name to Paz De La Hurting..

I watched Boardwalk Empire. I saw her naked hipster bush. I POSTED HER HIPSTER NUDITY. I like naked hipster bush.
Even if the bush was grown out for accuracy of the era.

I saw her in some art fag video, even if art fag nudity generally bores me, while sex simulation generally doesn’t….

I saw her ass in panties for some for some fashion pretentious magazine….

I thought all these things were good enough…and now I have no idea what the fuck I am looking at now….Maybe she should strategically show hipster bush to distract me from that really freaky face….Is this a product of Botox, or no make-up….Is this a birth defect that make-up artists are able to cover-up before shooter….Is she not really hot ever, and I just got carried away about the tits on TV….who the fuck knows…or really cares…it’s just funny to look at this Amazing face…

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