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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2011

Apr

Blake Lively’s Great Push Up Bra of the Day

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Blake Lively wore a push up bra. I guess that’s news. I don’t think she’s hot. But her tits look good. I don’t get why she looks 35. I guess it has something to do with drug addiction and a life of sleeping her way to the top while chain smoking and hard drinking in a tanning bed. But her tits look good, so who cares whether she is cast to play Jennifer Aniston’s mom in her next movie. Tits cure all issues by making us ignore all issues and that usually works in a bitch’s favor…here’s the proof….

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2011

Apr

Kristen Dunst Crackhead Getting Fit of the Day

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I feel like I am watching some program organized by the church for the down on their luck homeless crackheads to turn their life around…

I’m guessing Kirsten Dunst isn’t one of those girls who showers at the gym, based on the fact that she looks like she doesn’t shower in life…if anything, I’m surprised she’s even going to the gym, she looks more like the kind of girl who would just do speed…starve hereself….and cry….you know all tormented and shit…I guess she’s working on a comeback…too little too late. Sex Tape would work though…but only if it’s gutter and comes with a pair of dirty shit stained panties she actually wore…I think I just revolutionized porn. I’m not Jesus, I’m a genius.

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2011

Apr

Chloe Sevigny Looks Like a Hipster Monster of the Day

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I have nothing against Chloe Sevigny. Sure I think she takes herself too seriously and comes across pretentious, like she thinks she’s an artist, even important with so much to offer the world through her craft, which makes it easier to get them to suck dick on camera….you know cuz she thinks it is part of her higher purpose plan on earth that takes her to the next level in her work, while I just think it makes them porno stars….

She’s not hot, looks cracked out, sucks dick on camera, thinks she’s a bigger deal than she is, is a aged hipster who proabbly has a great bush, who for some reason people really fell for her bullshit, and here are her pics.

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2011

Apr

Ashley Olsen Thick Hips of the Day

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Never fucked with that Olsen Twin fetish…didn’t think they were hot…even if I thought the jokes about jerking off to them since they were on Full House jokes were funny…but do like that they are so abused by their fame that they look like they are scared of the world….it’s on some Michael Jackson kick…that makes me feel less gay about getting hard while lookin’ at pics of the shit…you know like some predator in the savanah after some Gazelle lost his herd while looking for a watering whole….not that the Olsens or Michael Jackson ever got me hard, especially now that he’s dead and she’s grown some wide hips that I can only blame winning the eating disorder battle and an alien face and no twin by her side to make their average look combined into something worth noticing, maybe cuz I’ve alway been more motivated by looks than finances…..who cares….it’s a fucking Olsen twin…I think the general public got over it when she turned 18.

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2011

Apr

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini of the Day

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She’s some UFC ring girl, so I assume very classy and from a good lower class upbringing, with dreams of being in Playboy…..who worked as a stripper or sleazy bar maid to save enough money to buy her fake tits…before her big break of holding the round cards during UFC fights for Faux Hawks and Affliction shirts everywhere….all thanks to fucking Joe Rogan, even though everyone thinks he’s gay….and who really cares. I know I don’t. I just don’t get why a whore like this is in a bikini, you’d expect her to be a lot more naked…I mean why the fuck else did she spend so much on her implants, to keep them under wraps, seriously?

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2011

Apr

Miley Cyrus Does Twitter of the Day

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I was trying to figure out who would make a successful sex tape these days. You know with the whole obvious publicity stunt being out of the bag…it’s harder to make money off the shit. When people like Tila,Kendra or Shauna Sand come out with the shit, we know the reason they’re doing it. There’s not room for thinking that maybe they aren’t porn bitches doing porn to get paid….I was thinking maybe a Miley video would be huge, even if we all knew it was her stunting, or maybe Taylor Swift would be huge cuz she portrays herself as such a wholesome Christian girl, even though she fucked John Mayer, one of entertainments biggest perverts who you know owned that asshole….you know all these bitches are whores…and we all want to watch them fuck and they are all willing to be watched while fucking…but who will be the next Kim Kardashian….who will be the next big thing cuz of a sex tape…and I guess only time will tell…but my bet’s on Miley….even if she’s hardly showing cunt in these twitpics like she should…a lot can happen in a year in Hollywood…Keep posted.

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2011

Apr

Sara Jean Underwood’s Implants in a Bikini for G4 TV of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood is the crossover star of the year. She went from showing her very nice shaved pussy in Playboy, to getting implants, playing Ryan Seacrests girlfriend for the media cuz he’s gay, in exchage for TV hosting lessons, to replacing that scamming Olivia Munn, by doing what Munn does but better looking, because let’s face it, manipulating nerds is genius, cuz they are easy to win over and remain loyal for a long long long time, and all it takes is her stripping down into a bikini….It’s a real exciting story, can’t wait til the biography is made into a movie….but first this playboy trash is gonna have to learn how to write.

Either way, here she is in Rio for Carnivale a few months ago…

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2011

Apr

Beyonce’s Competes with Rihanna for the Kids in Shorts of the Day

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It is no secret that Beyonce is trying to compete with Rihanna for Jay Z affection, but she’s going about it all wrong. Sure she’s been working out and leaning up, she may even have a new set of tits, but making a music video for a really bad Sesame Street song, filled With Fat School Kids encouraging them to not be fat by moving instead of developing eating disorders is bad hustle….but not as bad a hustle Bitch in Short Shorts Doing Aerobics in the Least Erotic Way Possible….she should take notes from Katy Perry on how to communicate with kids using tit…..

I guess this could be the next Anthem for 6 Year Olds….maybe she’s doing the Hitler, you know w in them over when they’re young so we can take over the World together, but maybe that’s the wrong approach if you want to get a male pervert fan base….

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2011

Apr

Google Ad of the Day

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I was checking out some obscure fairy tale art on Shocaseme, and this google ad popped up on the site and I found it worth posting…

Partially cuz the ad featured as 15 year old looking girl with implants showing her panties, something you all like a little too much, but more importantly because along with Facebook, Google is normally the fucking oppressor of all things fun. They cancelled running ads on my site within the first 6 hours of running their ads on my site back in 2004, and since then I’ve hear horror stories from people getting their money held by google, basically never getting paid by google, pretty much cuz they broke the rules by posting a pic of a bitch in a bikini, while their running this porn ads across their network, on sites that are totally unrelated to sex, porn, babes, smut, etc, cuz they don’t let sites like that in their network….

It’s a hypocrosy. I’d say 60 percent of google, youtube, facebook business is porn and sex related and without porn or sex they wouldn’t exist…but they white wash the shit and pretend they are legit. Fuck them porn peddlers and fuck you too….Now stop fucking yourself to a banner ad, I didn’t mean “literally” fuck yourself.

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2011

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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Here’s the laziest facebook sex scam I’ve come across…

I don’t know about you, but when nasty looking bitches from third world countries, surrounded by third world tech equipment, hit me up with their phone number on Facebook Chat at least once every three days, I get in the mood to fuck…

This is her bio:

IM 37 FNE GUY WHO REALLY LOVE ME

I don’t know how many guys fall for this, I’m thinking none, I mean maybe it’s their marketing of this scam, all they really need is pictures of pussy I want to fuck and I’d be tempted to delve into the shit, rather than pictures of a bitch I can pay 20 dollars to at the local massage parlor….

Here are the morning links….cuz I was up all night falling in love with this retard looking shit….

This Guy Plays Guitar With No Arms…Wait, What?
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Kendra Wilkinson’s DWTS Stripper Dance
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Free Cam Shows to Help You Make It Through the Rest of the Week
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Flavor Flav: Health Inspector
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I Love Suelyn Medeiros
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Skinny Blonde Masterbates on Home Video
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I Wish I Could Master Eating and Sleeping Like This Kid Has
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Get a Free Pair of Titties Right Here
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Babes Caught Masterbating and Fucking
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HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THE VIDEO GAME TRAILER FOR CALL OF THE DEAD?!?!!
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