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2011

25

Apr

Khloe Kardashian’s Window into her Disgusting Tits of the Day

Khloe Kardashian went out in leather pants and a shirt that showed off her tits. Luckily she was smart enough to hire a black chick to wear the exact same outfit to act as a diversion, unless she’s got the Kim Kardashian eagerness to get noticed, in which case she hired the black chick so people would be forced to see her in leather pants and a shirt that showed off her tits, kinda like some bait and switch shit you see at the strip club, where one hot girl sits around while all these busted bitches get on stage,but you stay waiting for that one to go up, only in this case the hot stripper isn’t that hot, she’s just a relief from Khloe Kardashian’s disgusting…

Not that anyone should care…

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian

2011

25

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, it’s Easter Monday and you religious freaks should be out nailing yourself to crosses to experience Christ’s plight as the worlds first billionaire entrepreneur….I mean before him you needed royal blood or at least a ship to trade spices with China to be rich, but motherfucker instead created his own religion, which was the Entertainment of the time, making him the first Oprah/Howard Stern/whoever else is a billionaire off brainwashing their followers….

You should not be watching internet video clips…but here is the latest news…anyway…

Police: Teacher Shoved Child’s Head
A 27-year-old teacher allegedly bashed the head of his partner’s daughter because she wouldn’t let him take a nap — leaving bruises that lasted for weeks.

Prosecutors: Man Assaulted Coma Patient
A local man showed no remorse after admitting to raping a woman in coma inside her room at a nursing home, prosecutors say.

Man shoved baby wipe down baby’s throat – Better a Baby Wipe Thank His Genitals….
A Salem man was arrested for shoving a baby wipe down a baby’s throat and then throwing the child across the room, Essex district attorney’s spokesman Steve O’Connell said.

Murder witnessed over webcam
TORONTO – An exchange student from China was attacked and killed in Canada, and it was all witnessed a world away.

Tattoo Artist Gets 7.5 Yrs in Sex Case
A valley man accused of trading sex for tattoos was sentenced to 7.5 years in prison.

Umbrella mistaken for gun at mall
State police say no weapon was found inside the Burlington Mall. There were reports that a man with a gun was spotted inside the Nordstrom, but it turned out to be an umbrella.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

25

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

As far as I’m concerned it is still easter and I am still trying to find the right girl to let me have an easter egg hunt in her cunt…or ass…or pretty much anywhere she lets me….

Here are the morning links….but I shouldn’t be working….even if this isn’t work….but you get what I’m saying….

Cutie Asian to Start Things Off
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Kate Middelton Takes out th Trash
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Sports’ Sexiest Exes
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Free Cam Shows That Even a Cheapass Like You Can Afford
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Charlie Sheen Gets Dumped By His WHore
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LOL Cats of the Day
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I Love When Sluts Use Twitter
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Girlfriend Gets Herself Off
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Sexy Sluts Get It On
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Best Employment Resume EVER
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Posted in:MHD

2011

25

Apr

Rachel Bilson in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Rachel Bilson is in Barados with her brain-washing Canadian who she threw away everything for, in a time when if she hadn’t thrown it away then, her life would have turned around now, and the highlight of her career wouldn’t be going to shitty film festivals as one of the guests cuz they feel obligated to invite her, like she is now, but instead the bitch in the movies winning awards….you know what I’m saying…Timing is everything, and thanks to her fiance, this bitch threw it all out, so after he gave her a few months to realize that she’s a nobody, and that nobody will love her like he did, she’s back with him, only now in a bikini celebrating Easter by hiding colored eggs in her twat from him to hunt,cuz that’s what bitches who don’t believe they can’t make it on their own, especially after the whiney bitch cries about his 30th birthday weekend falling on Easter Weekend, making her feel guilty enough to give him her cunt, cuz she’s been manipulated by a dude for so long, she does what he tell her to do…instinctively.

And as long as it is in a bikini, I don’t care who or what she’s fucking, cuz I don’t get to participate, even if sharing is caring…..and here she is sharing her bikini body with us…it may not be ideal, but it’s better than nothing, droppy Easter Egg filled vagina and all…

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the DAy

It’s Easter weekend and if you’re the kind of guy I think you are….You’re probably not on the computer, but instead coordinating easter egg hunts for the local kids, cuz you’re a sex offending weirdo…

In the event that you’re not a sex offending weirdo…and that you’re not too busy with family…and that you’re not taking advantage of the long weekend to coordinate a vacation….and you’re not drunk in the gutter somewhere trying to find your way home….

These links are for you….

Rachel Bilson Has a Pretty Hot Body in Barbados…
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A Bunch of Internet Peoples to Keep You Busy
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Melania Knoss Has the Potential to Be the Sluttiest First Lady Ever
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Sopend Your Weekend With Sluts Who Don’t Talk Back
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I Don’t Know WTF These Bikini Clad Broads Are Up To, Maybe You can Figure It Out
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Gotta Love a Busty Car Model
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Jesus Was the Unofficial 6th Village Person
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Take a Slutty Vacation, You’ve Earned It
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Free Cam Shows Are the Best Kind of Cam Shows
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It Looks Like Hef’s Age May Finally Be Catching Up With Him
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Busty German Amateur
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Nudity in Sports: A Pictorial History
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Sexy Toys You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Whitney Port Panty Upskirt
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Beyonce is Wearing a Goofy Hat and I Think It’s Hilarious
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Ron Weasley is Gettin’ High Muthafucka!
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Taylor Momsen is Looking Slutty as Always[
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Pauly D makes $500k/mo. If You Excuse Me I’m Gonna go Kill Myself Right Now
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Marie McCray Is A Firecracker
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Balcony Jump FAIL – VIDEO
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I Love When Sluts Tweet Slutty Pics
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The Ladies From The View Discuss Who Has The Most Vibrators… Guess Who Wins With Three? [Video]
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Angelina Ashe & Angelina Valentine
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American Apparels New Ads Have Straight Up Tits in them
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Rachel Bilson Brings the Hotness as Always
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Sammie and Molly Get Their Lick On
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Doutzen Kroes for Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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I Love Japan, But Man they Wear Some Weird Shit
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Attendees of “Pixie Lott for Lipsy” at Swaroski Crystal Boutique
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Another Random Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Worst Michael Jackson Karaoke
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In Bed With Blonde Emma
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Fergie’s Face Lift Did Wonders For Her
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Amy Reid and Codi Get It On
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Nicole Scherzinger Is Filming Some Thing or Another
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Jamie Chung Sizzles In Esquire
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I don’t Know Who Jaimie Alexander IS, But I’d Totally Fuck Her
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Lindsay In A See Through Tank Top Looking Very High
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Eating At ihop May Get You Killed
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Christina Aguilera Has Big Gay Tits
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Megan Fox Has An Ugly Sister
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

22

Apr

Hilary Duff’s Thick TIts at the Tattoo Removal Clinic of the Day

Hilary Duff brought her serious body to the Tattoo Removal Clinic. I assume she had the name of another hockey boyfriend on her cunt…and that was making her husband Jealous…not cuz he wants to be the only hockey name next to her cunt…not because he wants to be the only one inside her cunt…cuz he’s a firm believer that in order to make a strong team, you need to let the boys your fantasize in the lockeroom while showering, who you try to instigate initiation hazing rituals with even though they aren’t new to the team, fuck your wife, cuz it’s the only way you’ll get to see their hard cocks….but cuz she got to her ex hockey cock before he did….

Yes, I am calling Hilary Duff’s husband gay, especially for Hilary Duff’s ex hockey boyfriend…half their relationship is spent talking about how he used to fuck her….

All pro athletes are. Everyone knows that.

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

22

Apr

David Hasselhoff’s Girlfriend of the Day

Her name is Hayley Roberts. She’s David Hasselhoff’s girlfriend. I wonder what he promised her…maybe he didn’t promise her anything…maybe he didn’t have to show her pics of Pam Anderson and say “THIS COULD BE YOU IF YOU STICK WITH ME”….maybe he didn’t have to make her watch his drunk video that his kid leaked to the internet….maybe he didn’t have to put her on payroll….maybe some girls are just groupie whore who are willing to fuck even the most insignificant, played out, was once on TV people…I’m talking even the guy in the local furniture ad from 10 years ago still gets pussy for that ad….cuz to these whore bitches, it’s better than fucking the short order cook or pizza delivery man cuz it makes them feel special…and who knows, maybe it’ll get them the exposure and his contacts will land you that gig to make you famous like you always wanted…You know how it is…and it’s not even a big deal…cuz look how happy this motherfucker is… he knows he won cuz he’s using her right back…like a pig slut that he knows she is…amazing…

Posted in:David Hasselhoff

2011

22

Apr

Amanda Seyfried in Shorts of the Day

So shitty, yet so qualified to do amazing thing with that body of hers. I mean looking at this, you’d think you were watching the autistic kid at soccer practice in the park, all pale and looking all scared of the world, in shorts that are too big for them, cuz they dressed themselves cuz their therapist who is supposed to save them from Autism like they were Jett Travolta without the whole dying part suggested it as a strategy to make them more independent….but the truth is she’s got an awesome skinny body with nice round tits…not to mention a willingness to get naked if it is for the right part that separates her from all the bullshit she’s done…that I’ve watched on repeat the last 6 months reminding me that what I see today, isn’t what I get, I mean provided I was given the opportunity to kidnap her and make her my wife like she was Elizabeth Smart…who clearly wasn’t smart….cuz if she was she’d plot a better escape..but that’s totally beside the point….

Here’s those SEX SCENES IN CHLOE…..

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

22

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Dancing Like an Idiot on Set of the Day

It’s always awkward watching a bitch dance to no music, especially when you’re watching her in pictures. It’s like stupid pose after stupid fucking pose….stupid facial expression after stupid facial expression…that really brings up the important question of why the fuck is this one hit wonder from Pussycat Dolls and one hit wonder from her own solo career coming at us again, older, harder faced and harder bodied, I get that’s it for the money, but that’s not how it’s supposed to work, one hit wonder means you fade into obscurity and live off your millions and the millions of the rich cock you were able to recruit when he thought you were a celebrity, cuz every rich dude wants to date a celebrity, cuz regular bitches can be hot, but are a dime a dozen, semi famous pussy just validates why they got rich in the first place….you can’t fuck your private jet and 500,0000 dollar Rolls Royce, even though I’m sure they’ve tried.

Either way, here she is looking like a fool….

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2011

22

Apr

Sophie Simmons is the Fat Chick in Shorts of the Day

Must suck when you’re mom’s this hot Playboy Playmate who fucks rock stars, and you’re this…I mean other than the whole trust fund, never have to work a day in her life, will find cock no matter how much she lets herself go, cuz there’s always opportunists out there willing to ride their fat girl’s bank account, or even die hard KISS fans willing to ride out the pussy their god, Gene Simmons, the mastermind behind the only thing that has meaning in their pathetic lives, created with his sperm.

Who knows, who cares, why is she wearing such short tight shorts? Her thighs so big she hasn’t got a pussy anymore…it’s like they won the fight and ate her pussy up…now it is no more….I’m so mean…and really for no real reason other to laugh…let’s move along now.

Posted in:Sophie Simmoms