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2011

Apr

Karolina Kurkova Tight Pants of the Day

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No matter how much she works out. No matter how much she starves herself. No matter what eating disorder she came up with. No matter how many pictures of war torn Russia Victoia’s Secret showed her and pointed to saying “shape up or you’re going back to that”…Karolina Kurkova will always be the fat Victoria’s Secret model who almost got fired and who was shown not fitting into her outfit one lingerie show, only to blame her issue on her thyroid like all fat chicks do, as damage control to get back to where she was as a busty lingerie model….

So her in these fitness pants and shoes represent all that ruined my love of her and her downfall…making this post depressing to me…cuz Hot half naked in her Thickness

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2011

Apr

Kate Moss’ Amazing Face of the Day

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Here’s Kate Moss looking like a corpose at the funeral home done up in her last hurrah….gaping mouthed and on set with Terry Richardson….two aging hipsters coming together to take on the fashion world with their bullshit vision idiot makring people buy into…even though she was at her prime getting heroin soaked, aids semen from a bandmember all over her tits, while Terry Richardson was coming up with his pervert try hard vision the art and hipster world would buy into….you know like pictures of him stomping out his dick or hanging with trannies or all that other bullshit to get noticed that got him noticed…cuz artistic vision and real artists stem from a place that doesn’t get millions of dollars a year for their bullshit.

It’s all a fucking lie…but I still want to lick the crust off Kate Moss’s polluted cunt and I’ll never quire know why…but assume it’s cuz I’m a pervert too.

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2011

Apr

Natalie Mejia Showin’ Tit of the Day

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I had no idea who this bitch was, I just figured she was some trashy spic titties all over the place in a revealing dress like she was J.Lo in the the 90s, back when revealing dreses were considered insane, outrageous, slutty, daring, unchristian and everything else people went nuts about before the world turned into a gang of fucking slutty whores who plaster their vagina everywhere for people to see in exchange for getting noticed…

It turns out she was in Girlicious….and that pretty much explains why I have no idea who she is….she’s just a good mix of trashy, tacky, stripper, and trailer park girl with a dream, probably willing to stick a lot in that pussy in exchange for the promise of fame Girlicious didn’t provide and that makes it all so amazing…

Unfortunately, those pictures aren’t of that eagerness…

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2011

Apr

Nicki Minaj Fat Crotch Shots of the Day

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Nicki Minaj, her tight long drawn out pussy hugging pants, her fat thick ass and thighs, her stupid circus clown act, is pretty much all around disgusting…Jesus Christ, Nicki Minaj, enough is enough, Rosie O’Donnell wants her lower body back….Stop eating all the fucking donuts and dance harder in your routines, you fat black Lady Gaga impersonating pig. Totally uninteresting.

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2011

Apr

Holly Madison Playboy Slut Legs Doin’ Bullshit of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned – Holly Madison is a fucking nothing.

Sure she was in Playboy and on some Playboy produced show…but like all Playboy girls before her…once the nudity stops…the fade to obscurity starts…I mean shit, that magazine’s been around since the 50s, that’s a hell of a lot of dumb bitches who got naked for money and the hope of fame, and only a handful actually did…

This Holly Madison is just a Vegas spokesperson, that’s all there is left for her, a show girl who was once in Playboy and on TV, and as the years go on, people will care less and less…I mean assuming they even care at all anymore…which I doubt…

This Holly Madison fake hair, fake tit, stripper look is fucking boring…and I hate even giving her press, even if this isn’t press and the site reaches 5 people.

If she’s not showing pussy or fake tits, she’s not doing her job and that is something that should never be celebrated, if anything that’s the kind of shit that gets a bitch fired….

You’re fire Holly Madison…there are a million desperate cunts who have the same look and skillset as you, but that eagerness to get naked you once had but lost when you figured you established yourself and didn’t have to do that anymore, making you easy to replace and forget. Step it up or stomp the fucking yard…you’re bird-faced and ugly.

Maybe I got a little too into this post….

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2011

Apr

Jessica Alba for Vogue Italia of the Day

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Jessica Alba too a bad decision and decided to make it worse by doing it again. I am talking about pregnancy. I get the whole strategy to keep your significant other who is trying to escape your cunt diva behavior by making him feel obligated to be a good dad, and I get the insecurities and daddy issues a Mexican American who made it famous has, but I still think it shoulda have waited til her peak was over….she got arrogant, figured work would always be there, but it wasn’t so instead of stopping at one chile, I guess cuz the damage was done, she’s onto another one, but luckily she’s got nannies so it doesn’t burden her life in anyway….it just burdens her twat…

The only good that has come is that with all the poking and proding by the doctors with her vagina, and the lack of work she’s been able to get, she’s far more inclined to get naked in movies…so the future of Alba is gonna be far more naked…and that’s good enough even if she’s not at her prime…

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2011

Apr

Cintia Dicker for American Eagle Outfitters of the Day

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Model Cintia Dicker was in her panties, bikinis, topless, prouncing around an old cabin, for American Eagle Outfitters…and I’m pretty fucking impressed and shocked that shitty discount brands are out producing high concept campaigns that are better than the shit you see with this faggy pretentious fashion shit that fashionista posers wouldn’t be caught dead wearing…

I love the mainstream swallowing up all that is sacred in a bullshit scene. Lovin’ this shit…but maybe cuz I’ve already posted Cintia Dicker’s Tits , so I know what I am dealing with.

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2011

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Dumpy Ass Pretends to Workout of the Day

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Anyone who knows me, knows that I watch Kim Kardashian’s porno clips every morning to hype me up, annoy, disgust, anger, frustrate but most importantly remind me of what the rest of the world has forgotten…she’s a fucking pornstar…sure she only had one movie, but it wasall she needed with her strong PR team to turn it into a multimillion dollar industry…not because she’s smart…but because she’s has a good team who saw opportunity to make her the next Paris Hilton…and by default…that makes her some low level, bottom feeding trash, who knew the porn tape would blow over, and that little exploiting of herself, was going to amount to great things.

She is fat. She isn’t funny. She is boring to watch, if not irritating…she is teaching kids two valuable lessons, first that being fat, lazy, self indulging is okay and that eating disorders are a thing of the past…and second that acting like a cunty gay man is what we want….while white washing the one lesson we can learn from her and that’s that being a whore pays….

So WATCH HER SEX TAPE Remember she’s a whore, then look at her ass and be disgusted by the marketing lie she represents…

Even if big asses turn you on….cuz this isn’t just big…it’s dumpy…you know like she’s in a soiled diaper under her leggings dumpy….and not big and round like you want to eat it out… and float on it down a river of vaginal juice…if you know what I mean…

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2011

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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This just in….it’s not my birthday anymore, but I’m still drunk, so technically, this is the morning drunk dump, which feels good to put up, because in non-internet life, I’m constipated due to heroin…or whatever that shit I was snorting was….thanks homeless friend I made for the good times….

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2011

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some Friday morning News that isn’t really news…I mean except for the Cop stopping the Squirrel with pepper spray…I mean that shit’s gotta go international…fuck natural disasters and wars in Arab countries over oil…and general poverty and the fall of America as China takes over….let’s focus on squirrels….and people getting superglued to Walmart toilets…and cops abusing their power to expose themselves to teen sluts…amazing…Shit so good, why do we need the other news..

Allen Iverson Goes on Rant After Traffic Stop
Atlanta police say basketball superstar Allen Iverson went on a profanity filled rant when an Atlanta officer impounded his Lamborghini.

Cop Stops Squirrel with Pepper Spray
While the YouTube video of a police officer using pepper spray on a baby squirrel has shocked some, the Mesquite Police Department is defending the officer’s actions.

Cops: Man Killed Victim to Fake Death
Fort Worth investigators said a convicted child molester murdered a man in an attempt to fake his own death to avoid prison time on a new sexual assault charge.

Teacher Charged in Student Relationship
Detectives have taken a teacher with the Fort Bend Independent School District into custody following an investigation by the Fort Bend County Sheriff’s Office.

Cops: Man exposed self to girl
QUINCY – A Fitchburg man is facing charges after police say he exposed himself to a 15-year-old Quincy girl outside the Quincy Center MBTA station.

MD man superglued to Walmart toilet
A Maryland man had to scream for help after getting super glued to a toilet inside a Walmart and an employee had to call 911 for help.

Student stole TVs to pay for prom
A high school senior looking for money to help with prom expenses wound up in jail instead.

BONUS – China’s Releasing Some 3D Porn…Soon you won’t even need real women..I think we already have that here….

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