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2011

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got fan mail….

U truly are a bottom feeder! You suck you whore

No, I didn’t write it to myself…it was from some spic bitch who was mad I offended some no name celebrity who will remain nameless… FOLLOW ME

Here are my stepLINKS….

Paris Hilton is Suring Over That Whole Her Being Racist Thing But There’s No Point Suing If Everyone Knows It’s True
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Tiger Woods Current Slut Piece Used to Be His Neighbor and Draw Him Pictures When She Was a Kid, But Wait It Gets Better
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Cam Shows With Sluts Sho Run Shit Proper
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Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Sexy In GQ Brazil
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The Only Thing Christina Aguilera Should Be Advertising is Before Shots for Lipo Suction
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The Vacation of Your Dreams Awaits
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Free Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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I Wanna Be All Over Marisa Tomei
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I Love These Slutty Ultimate Surrender Naked Wrestling Videos
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In Need of Pain Relievers, Stat! Gnarliest Wipeouts
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Toys to Make Playtime Even Better
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Hef’s Fiancee Is Doing It With Dr. Phil’s Son, Gross
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A Scarecrow Dressed Like a Stripper! Yes!
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Lara Flynne Boyle’s Birthday Tits
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Rachel Bilson is Single Now Apparently. Again
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Here’s a Bunch of the Sluts From sucker Punch
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Where the Fuck Was I When This Dude Started to Throw $100 Bills in the Air in a Coffee Shop Free for the Taking
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Miranda Kerr Hotness
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I Wanna Be All Over Abbey Cornish
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Check Out This Inked Up Hottie
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LADIES! Stilettos and Booze Don’t Mix
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Celeste Star is Tasty
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Walmart Love Triangle Goes Horribly Wrong is Probably the Beat Headline I Have Read Ever
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Claudia Rossi and Mia Presley Get It On
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These Sexy Real Estate Ads Are Suddenly Making Me Want to Take a A Loan and Buy a Condo – VIDEO
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Kat Dennings Covers ‘Complex’ April/May 2011
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Martini is One Hot Babe
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Playboy Sexy NCDD Playmate Bracket 2011 Video
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I Don’t Understand This Bitch and Her Weird Pants
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Ladies Who Attended The “Sucker Punch” Movie Premiere in L.A.
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Waitress Fail
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katie Price = Still Slutty
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Boogers Make This Chick Horny – VIDEO
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striptease of the Day
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Kayden Cross is in a Purple Mood
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7 types of Facebook birthday wall posts (and what they mean)
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Bangin Candy – “Kristal Solis”
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Those West Boro Church Fuck Tards Are At It Again and Now They Are Fucking With Liz Taylor
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Kim Kardashian Is A Fucking Genius
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Brooklyn Decker Fuckable In A Short Skirt
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Katherine Heigl Looks Stunning. Wait, What?
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Kendall Jenner Sluts It Up At 15
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Kim Kardashian Is Delusional
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The 15 Hottest Action Girls
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2011

24

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Channels Liz Taylor of the Day

I think Hudgens took this Liz Taylor death a little too seriously, so seriously, that bitch had to put herself under a scarf to hide from the media like she was Liz Taylor in the 1960s….I am guessing this is classiest way she could think of being seen during a time of drawing attention to herself, you know after seeing one of the Liz Taylor retrospectives on TV…forgetting that Hollywood isn’t what it used to be…and is no longer glamour or class but instead nothing but an overpaid pile of shit filled with shitty people who are better off dead….or in sex tapes…a hustle Hudgens know far too much about….

Either way, it’s almost offensive, she might as well piss on Liz Taylor’s grave before she robs it, I mean her body is still warm, and ripping her off is more obvious than when I wore a 11 year old boy in public the day MJ died, and I’m posting it anyway, cuz me and Hudgens are best fucking friends, at least that’s what I tell her legal team as they breathe down my throat….as I try to look up her skirt in these pics… FOLLOW ME

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2011

24

Mar

Amy Winehouse’s Fake Tits of the Day

Amy Winehouse and her fake tits to distract the public from a drug overdose that required a hospital stay that needed to be justified has always been porn to me…mainly when she was a walking corpse, skinny and week, with teeth falling out, skin peeling away creating lesions of disgustingness, with a face on some Jerry Seinfeld kick, and saggy tits that had been exhausted of all their nutrients trying to keep her alive…cuz it felt attainable and I could relate to it…but I like to think she’s still got it, even if she doesn’t smell like stale cum, urine, feces and rotting flesh anymore…even if it is one of life’s great tragedies…because Winehouse cleavage is always a fucking party…at least for the black dudes she’s been fucking cuz she sings like a black woman and they like anything white, especially if it’s got money and is half dead…even if her fake tan makes her look more like she’s on Jersey Shore….and her weird pout makes her look like a cartoon character…doin’ some real Amazing Face… FOLLOW ME

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2011

24

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Doesn’t Gets Wet of the Day

How about some Kim Kardashian fat fucking pig using a bag from designer boutiques as an umbrella, cuz she’s the smartet and richest pig in the barn, to not get wet, cuz bitches like this don’t like getting wet, they are more into dudes wanting to fuck them, then actually fucking them, you know too busy looking at the mirror applying movie make-up to cover up her Adam’s apple, mustache, that she can’t get wet or else people will know the truth, strapping herself in a harness to make her look as skinny as possible, despite the fact that she just can’t stop eating cake, and has the resources that allow her to stay seated for 40 hours at a time, she doesn’t even have to get up to piss, they have it sorted out, not that she was ever the pissing type, she was more into getting pissed on…..

I don’t know what I’m ranting, I blame her fat ass in jeans and flat shoes for throwing me off my game…something I am sure has been blamed before and will be blamed again for ruining the world since she’s the fucking devil…not that this post is the world….or is it? FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

24

Mar

Playboy Playmate Ashley Mattingly Proud of Being a Whore of the Day

It’s always nice to see a whore proud of her work that is hardly work cuz she gets paid to get naked, something most of us to for free and in some cases get paid to not do cuz they look offensive as fuck naked…

I love that certain whores think being Playmate of the year is some major accomplishment, when Playboy is nothing but a garbage irrelevant magazine that has consistently selected the trailer trash to be their Playmates, when the magazine was actually built on some level of substance, with pussy that was just hot girls willing to get naked on hippie shit, while now it’s all these hardened stripper looking garbage and the whole thing bores me…getting naked for money isn’t an accomplishment…even if it is fun to look at sometimes…even if they all look the fucking same FOLLOW ME

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2011

24

Mar

Tori Black Naked in a Mainstream Movie of the Day

I’ve probably said this before, but I’ll say it again.

Tori Black is probably the best looking pornstar out there. She’s the kind of girl who could have chosen any path, whether being the next Megan Fox, or Alba or whatever, but instead she chose getting fucked on camera.

I’m not entirely sure if that was a good thing or not, I mean sure being able to cross reference a bitch with her dick choking ability is a nice feature, but there’s this level of mystery that comes with not being a pornstar that makes a bitch far more interesting to me…..

Even in all my laziness as a pervert, I prefer wondering how a bitch fucks than seeing it in produced cheesy internet videos….making me one of the few dudes who hates porn bitches….and prefers thinking a bitch is wholesome and not getting paid for her fuck…cuz being in porn is too easy, trashy and most of the time boring….give me an amateur or a sex tape, even a staged sex tape any fucking day….it’s the same reason I prefer going to real bars over stripclubs, cuz at least when I see up a bitch’s skirt at a real club, it has what seems like some meaning, value, etc.

Either way, here’s Tori Blacki in some Mainstream Horror movie called Half Moon that I’ve never heard of…naked…even though you can just google to see her really REALLY naked…if you know what I mean…making this mainstream career an obvious one…

Here’s the premise – guess who she plays:

“Half Moon” tells the story of a city gripped with fear because of a man killing prostitutes.”

This is some real low grade shit…my god…..this can’t be called mainstream, sure it’s not porn, but it is definitely fucking smut…. FOLLOW ME

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2011

24

Mar

Amazing Face of the Day

I haven’t followed the Chris Brown story.

I was actually surprised at least one person asked me why I didn’t cover the Chris Brown anger management story.

I wrote him off when he didn’t finish the job on Rihanna when he had the chance to take her out, something I am sure 98 percent of Bajans would be happy to see cuz she’s hated on her home turf, and 100 percent of me would be happy to see, strictly cuz she’s a fucking cunt and I see through the act….

I don’t believe in violence towards women, even if it was self defense from her crazy ass that I am still convinced choked herself out to fuck with the dude cuz he cheated on her, but I figure why do something half assed. If you’re 45 percent of the way through something, you might as well finish what you are doing….

But I started a new Feature called Amazing Face and whatever Chris Brown is doing grinding up on this manly faced bitch in a bikini, his face is doing something kind of amazing…making it the Amazing Face of the Day…Make sense? FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Amazing Face

2011

24

Mar

Elle Macpherson’s Tight Pants Hug Retired Model Mom Pussy of the Day

I’ve been masturbating to Elle Macpherson since the 80s. I mean if you can really call crying in the corner covered in feces eating expired dairy products while high on bath salts masturbating….

I don’t really know where that came from, but I think it has to do with staring at her mom pussy eating spandex…it’s does weird things to me…

I guess today is retired model day here… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Elle Macpherson

2011

24

Mar

Cindy Crawford’s Old Retired Model Legs at Some HBO Event of the Day

I’ll always be down for some Cindy Crawford. She’s just the kind of early 90s iconic pussy that ages pretty fucking amazing and after accidentally being pushed by her huge body guard outside her hotel I coincidentally was walking by a few years ago, her looking down at my from her 6 foot 6 perch, giving me a smile that made me want to climb her towering legs almost and build a fucking tree house in her pussy like I was the Swiss Family Robinsons. Moving in and never leaving due to warmth, comfort and the kind of agoraphobia every dude in the world can probably relate to. She’s amazing well into her 40s and I just hope I live long enough to senior citizen rape her at the old folks home we both live at…cuz I expect her to burn through her model and divorce money by then…in a “not too good for me now” funny how things work out redemption that will never happen, but feels good to talk about… FOLLOW ME

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2011

24

Mar

A Kate Moss Lazy Retrospective of the Day

I feel like it is unfair to all the other bitches out there to be overshadowed by all the attention Elizabeth Taylor has been getting. You know with all the people giving her retrospectives, talking about how great she was, and what a legend she was, all set to 50 year old pictures of her, calling her the lady of Hollywood or whatever the fuck else the said to ignore her alcoholism and pill popping and marriage addiction…and I get it…Hollywood doesn’t make them like they used to, all the new pussy is ghetto and trashy as fuck…but the issue is she doesn’t get to bask in the glory of her career…or all the nice things people are saing cuz she’s dead…so I wanted to give other pussy a decent retrospective before they die of AIDS complications and drug overdoses…

So to start this feature we’re going to take a look way back in Kate Moss’ life….sure it is just the last three days ago…until today…but this is the Kate Moss Retrospoective by a lazy person trying to show some tired vagina some appreciation… Yes, I’m an idiot. FOLLOW ME

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