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2022

05

Oct

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

This is my post for inclusivity, because there’s nothing funnier than following the narrative and the agenda being pushed on the hive mind normies through the matrix they are dialed into, but following it in a sarcastic way, since the AI can’t detect tone, it can’t detect sarcasm!

So this is my “I’m not a fat shamer” because BIG is Beautiful, WINK WINK!

It’s the “let the fatties do the talking” for us, because they will push MY agenda for me, without me being the asshole pointing and laughing, because the message gets skewed when you’re the asshole pointing and laughing, when all you really need is a brain and images of fatness to know it’s an epidemic!

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

05

Oct

Fury Convention Gets Out of Hand and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Car Jacking Caught

Chanel Purse Gun

People are Dumb

Southern Girl is Unapologetic About her Hot Accent

Robber Gets Caught

President Biden Says “No One Fucks with Biden” on the Hot Mic

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

05

Oct

Splits on the Hoverboard and Other TikThots of the Day

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Creepig on a Surfer’s Tits in Bali

Fitness Nipples, Tity Grab and Pant Pull Down

Freaky

Scary

Ass in a Tight Dress

Leg Press

Creepy Flexibility

Black Pantyhose

Impressive

QUADS

TIght Outfit

SPLITS with the Bands

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

04

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Do you misgender yourself when jerking off and imagining yourself as the girl while rubbing you titties! The girls in the pornos get all the shine and attention!

Or maybe you’re actually and appolgetic man, so you have gone trans because it’s trendy and a great way to get everyone off your fucking back, from bill collectors to old friends who want to hang out, it is the get out of jail free card now that no one is scared of covid, they are scared of offending you, OWN IT!

But you sometimes you don’t use your preferred pronouns, maybe you forget the lie you are living or you break character, like an amputee with a phantom limb, fucking with your schizo brain makes you want to throw yourself into traffic to get through the dark times!

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Rita Ora in Some Jeans!
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2022

04

Oct

X-Tina’s Titties are Big of the Day

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I have a terrible memory, which is either because I block out my past due to trauma, alocholism, bad died, early dementia, or a constant thinking ahead because I have trained my brain to do these posts that no one reads every day!

So when I was thinking about what celebs I thought were hot or wanting to fuck in the 80s-90s and 2000s, I couldn’t really come up with any, because I did go to movies, I did listen to music, but I never bothered getting sucked into the whole lifestyle around it!

Meaning, I didn’t care who the actors were, if they were naked and I happened to have the rental, I’d jerk off to it and leave it at that, so I was never a fan, which is why I thought this site would be funny, a celeb site by a non-fan!

I remember making a bet with someone during X-Tina’s DIRTY era, where she was a tiny thing with bolt ons who looked like a gutter whore who would eat your ass, a big deal at the time because ass eating didn’t become standard practice yet, and that bet was that I would fuck her before either of us died, so I guess the challenge is still technically on 20 years later!

I was hoping she’d be more of a falling off, broke, destitute, turning tricks by now, you know so that I could get her sex at a discount, but instead, it seems she’s been paid well enough to keep her fed…..very well fed.

I won’t throw the towel in yet, but I don’t think her obesity will be the insecure kind, she’s likely still got a huge ego, but she’s also got huge tits, as fat girls do, so it’s worth putting the effort into this seduction, I mean, I have a bet to win, I just don’t remember who I made it with and obviously, I didn’t actually think I’d ever fuck her, but GAME ON, the key to life is setting goals and working towards them, that’s what gives us purpose!

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2022

04

Oct

Rita Ora’s Bikini vs Rita Ora’s Upskirt vs Rita Ora’s Weird Cut-Out Pants of the Day

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Rita Ora’s an attention seeker, whether it’s due to narcissism, where she thinks the people give a fuck about her or that it is her duty to show you all the Rita Ora she can because she thinks she’s important or doing us a service since that’s how that whole thing works, but it could just be from boredom of having nothing better to do with herself, while doing what she can to stand out amongst all the attention seeking narcissists out there with a little more fire under their asses because they aren’t married to rich Hollywood players yet!

In being an attention seeking, just doing her part in pop culture, leaving her mark like an double amputee girl’s snail trail across the bedroom floor, she’s graced us with her never been fitter body, maybe she has cancer, in a bikini, with upskirts and most recently, in weird cutouts jeans that show off her slut brand, from the slut ranch, they churned her out of!

Can’t hate a big set of tits on the tailend of her sex appeal doing her best to stand-out!

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Upskirt:

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Posted in:Rita Ora

2022

04

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Everyone is mad a Kaney, or what we could assume is an industry puppet, since he has been rewarded a billion dollars and was married to what has to be a demonic troll who has come to steal the souls of children, by turning them into materialistic, consumers, willing to suck cock like whores to get what they want!

It is possible that Kanye has broke from his programming, actually sees the evil he is surrounded by, and is actually tying to wake people up, but either way, the woke idiots who are so brain washed are calling him a racist for being anti-black lives matter, thanks to wearing a white lives matter shirt, in an era where white people are apologizing for being white, in a weird series of events!

I don’t really have an opinion on any of that shit, but I would argue all lives matter, even the lives of handicapped people, and the annoying woke, or the evil bought celebrities who you’d rather see dead, like Lena Dunham, not eating hard enough to die yet!

But more importantly, I’d argue that ALL TIT LIVES matter, so as I love big tits, or hot big tits, I endorse tiny tits, and the hot fit bodies they come on, that I’d rather come on, because I hate fake shit and with the fake internet, fake media ad a lot of easily manipulated people, the lives of TINY TITS are at risk of being slaughtered in a tiny tit genocide, as tiny tit owners think all their woes are from the tiny tits, instead of embracing and celebrating the tiny tit, which can be just as hot a big tit, it’s in the nipple!

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Posted in:TINY TITS

2022

04

Oct

Donna D’Errico Bolt Ons of the Day

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Donna D’Errico may be a Baywatch babe that you’ve jerked off to since the 90s! I didn’t have a TV in the 90s and would spend my nights in strip clubs, looking at real strippers, not Hollywood’s version of strippers presented as life guards, in the mainstream porn that was Baywatch, so I barely remember Baywatch being some important event that was, and barely remember Donna D’Errico but I think she may have had a sex tape, less popular than Pams, but could be wrong!

However, she’s doing a good job, 30 years later, reminding us who she is, with her giant fucking bolt on tits that I assume she sells pictures of to the lifers, the fans who never forgot her tight body, and whether this is photoshopped, or just fake thanks to medical procedures, it doesn’t really matter, I’ll buy in the lie, pretending it’s still the 90s, the good old days, when big fake tits didn’t bother me, because all the hottest chicks had them!

Old Ass titties are still titties and really, the titties may only be 10 years old, making you a pervert for looking at them since they’re underage!

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Posted in:Donna D'Errico

2022

04

Oct

Jourdan Dunn See Through of the Day

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Jourdan Dunn is some Cara Delevingne buddy who is also a model, likely less of a crackhead, but probably more of a whore, since Cara Delevingne was a rich kid with direct access to the important position she had, while other models had to suck dick to get there…..especially since she walked for Victoria’s Secret a decade ago, which was still in their creepy pervert years….

Well, as it turns out, she’s still got hot tits and she’s wearing the right shirt to show them off, you know since she’s fashion and that’s her fucking job.

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Posted in:Jourdan Dunn

2022

04

Oct

Barbie Ferreira Titties in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Barbie Ferreira is the fat girl who Euphoria turned into an underage cam girl, because Euphoria is a low frequency pile of shit that sensationalizes all the depressing shit kids want to think their lives are about, instead of being inspiring and uplifting, but at least they bring us Sydney Sweeney’s tits every episode!

They won’t be bringing us Barbie, the fat girl who is an underage cam girl, because she realized the show was dog shit and horrible for society and walked, because it’s better to run when you’re at the top, rather than be type cast as the fat girl who is an underage cam girl.

She was in a movie about a girl who road trips to get an abortion, you know, abortion propaganda, because women’s health and women’s rights and feminism is measured by how late term you can abort to these people, so I guess she’ll be doing more movies with her big girl tits!

I don’t know what this stripper spandex sex dress is from, but despite being a fat girl hater, no fat chicks allowed, they’ll at all my food and they smell like dirty ass from not being able to reach when they shower or wipe, she’s probably the kind of fat girl you’d want to be smothered by, or sat on, since she’s not repulsive, and that’s saying a lot because I’m a fat hater, self hating and wife hating fat shamer!

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Posted in:Barbie Ferreira