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2022

04

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

You can’t leave the house without seeing some tight pants, and I’m not talking on the young girls, but 50 year old moms also wear them, because I assume they are trying to hold it all together with the help of the high tech shapewear built into the pants!

I just saw an old as shit lady in a pair of classic YOGA pants with the bell-bottoms that made that Canadian pervert at LULULEMON a billionare, and she was nothing but a big round ass for all motherfuckers to stare at, despite her being old as shit,.we all know the ass won’t stand the test of taking them off, but we don’t even know the bitch, so KEEP the dream alive and LIE to us about what’s really going on there!

Point of the story, tight pants are the best pants to jerk off to in public, so here’s a bunch of tight pants that were uploaded to the internet because when you have tight pants on, you make sure the internet knows it, since internet is life or some shit!

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2022

04

Oct

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Swimsuit pics are the gateway pics to prostitution, assuming you consider girls selling their premium content a form of prostitution, which I do!

The Swimsuit pics has made a lot of people billionaires, at least those who build social networks that can account for 50% of their traffic being from dudes jacking off to people they know’s vacation pics, it’s made a lot of people millionaires with their creating instagram bikini brands, or at the very least only posting bikini pics to get enough followers and views that advertisers pay them stupid money to be featured on, which wasn’t enough for some of these girls, knowing that the real money is in losers like you, who were thirsty as fuck for the bikini pics, after years of bikini pics, and ready to pay for the topless pics!

IT’s a hustle, but as a pervert, I think the bikini or swimsuit pic is the SINGLE most important thing to happen to normies when trying to turn them to the dark side, so here’s a round up of bikini / swimsuit pics as a tribute to their importance in this perverted society that may have outgrown swimsuit pics and need ASSHOLE pics, but for some of us nostalgic folk, they are enough!

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2022

04

Oct

Robot Mops and the People They Will Replace and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Walmart Robbery

Masks in China Let you Covid Test – Are they Serious?

Climate Activist Doesn’t Know Climate Change is a Hoax

Balenciaga Fashion Show was Apocalypse Themed – Uplifting

Bro From the Future

Dude Steals Sister’s Vape Joke

Cruising is Classy

Woman Calling Out The Attack on Women

Cops in LA should Look Into Their Guns

Naked in NYC – Because People are Crazy!

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2022

04

Oct

Sponge Bob Titty Jiggle Cameltoe and Other TikThots of the Day

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Take note funny guys

Upskirt

Deadlifts

Terrifying

BIG STRETCH

Mirror Selfie

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2022

03

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I should have been a drug dealer, a pimp, a stripper manager, even a strip club DJ, NEXT UP THE LOVELY AMANDA, maybe a pornographer, anything but a dude who writes a blog that no one reads, probably never read, because who the fuck reads!

I don’t read websites, that shit hurts my eyes, I don’t think I ever read websites, but here I am updating one, that’s just fucking lunacy!

I blame laziness, I AM A VICTIM, it’s YOUR fault for not being a better mentor or spirit guide, for not offering me a lucrative career in the underbelly of society!

I mean, I guess I can’t blame YOU, since you definitely made it very clear that blogs are a waste of time, so THANK YOU for that friend!

Do adults actually have friends? Seems like a stupid concept? What do ya’ll do with friends? What do you talk about or do you just fuck each other’s wives and stare at each other’s college aged daughters tits, high fiving know you’d double team her, if you weren’t old tired fucks, or their dads!

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2022

03

Oct

Denise Richards Continues of the Day

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I’ve been watching the Denise Richards OnlyFans trainwreck since I first heard that her and her daughter were launching OnlyFans as the people of the pervert generation on a money hustle do!

What I forgot in watching the whole thing unfold, is that the Billionaire, who has been an advertiser on this site over the years for his other website (Myfreecams), and who we think is a pretty fucking brilliant internet marketer, not to suck no dick, but he’s a fucking billionaire off owning a platform that celebs you’d never expect to sell nudes, sell nudes on, it’s brilliant!

But yeah, OnlyFans gives people signing bonuses that they can’t refuse, because they know the marketing hype, the money they’ll make back and the spillover in influencing others to get on board, is just a proven business model, so they likely gave Denise Richards 1,000,000 dollars to do this and in a “what would you do for a million dollars” questionnaire, selling nudes to lame fans is probably high up on the list!

So I’m here thinking NO ONE cares to see a half dead Denise Richards, thinking she’s pathetic or desperate now that Child Support Payments from Charlie Sheen have ended, but she likely got paid off the top and is fulfilling commitments, in the worst way possible, because there is no way anyone is actually into this, when they can just watch her old smut!

Either way, it’s a trainwreck I like, even though I hate it, but it’s humiliating for her, even if she got paid, and that’s funny!

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2022

03

Oct

Joey King Upskirt of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter is one of those super fucking famous teen starlets, who is currently touring her album, since she doesn’t just act, but also sings, and apparently does TikTok smut that you’d expect any faous person of her generation to do, because that’s the only way you exist! Social Media!

Well, as it turns out, when you’re famous, you can recruit other famous chicks as your back-up dancers and today, holding up the back is Joey King who may havee a bit of an upskirt no one notices because she’s just not as hot as Sabrina Carpenter holding up the front!

Joey King is however hotter than she used to be, because she’s got a decent rack that she’s been showing off in her own quest of getting more high profile as an actor after being nominated for a Golden Globe, but this dance video isn’t really representative of that, but famous chicks doing slutty titktoks to compete with the sluts on TikTok, bringing their professionalism, worth a look!

Yes, a more viral and relevant in this era of pervs collab would be scissoring, but we can’t always get what we want!

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2022

03

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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COVID IS OVER!

I am sure there are still some mental cases still pushing vaccines, the whole narrative, wearing masks, but they are few and far between, because the rest of the sane world has done what they had to do, feel lied to, and can’t be bothered participating in insanity!

I know there are still people talking about the virus, still rocking masks, still scared, still lining up for 5th and 6th shots, but they aren’t the general population, who has probably already had covid, said “who gives a shit” because they survived it and are already back to raw dogging strangers they meet, now with more creampies, since they are all impotent!

I don’t know what that means for the healthcare hero, will people still want to support their nude side hustle now that they are no longer heroes, or are we all burnt out from anything medical, hospital or clinic!

I guess, I’m always ready for a naughty nurse, they’ve always been the hooker of the health care industry, the sex that’s their to fuck doctors so they can live that good life without having to spend all those years in school, I just don’t really like scrubs as much as nurse fetish costumes, but we take what we can get!

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2022

03

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Looking Non Binary of the Day

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I don’t know if Ireland Baldwin is transitioning, or if her shaved head brings out her sheer high testosterone size, but I will say that she looks real fucking androgynous, almost like a dude I went to High School with who was in a band and got into snowboarding in its early form, bleached hair buzz cut and all, sure he didn’t have tits like tits, but if he did, I’d likely play with them, since they are massive, but I doubt they’d turn me on beause TITS alone aren’t always enough, but clearly Alec Baldwin’s first, possibly least favorite, since he’s gone onto have 9 more kids, before he spends his life in prison for murder, as if that will happen, he’s famous and they don’t go down for murder, but yeah, this is Ireland really putting the whole are the big tits enough to the test, because there is no way the rest of her isn’t a 17 year old boy who likes eating!

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2022

03

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS, it’s what’s for dinner, or what’s for dinner when you’re on a budget and can’t afford actual hot chicks, so you go for the old, tired, retired, expired, which isn’t always a fail, because some are experienced, trained, come from a marriage where they hated their husband and learned how to make him CUM super fast with their mouths, or are more open minded after years of neglect, exhaustion from raising kids, and perversion!

Not all MOMs are MILFS, the key to making them worthy of jerking off to is the ILFS part of MILFS, which means they are not all that bad, just not all that good, but the FUNNY thing about MILFS in this slut society, is that their blown out mom cunts are less blown out than their younger counterparts, since they haven’t fucked that much oveer the last 20 years of being MILFS!

I used to hate on the damaged bodies of MILFS, but now I’m like, who fucking cares, it’s pussy, even if it comes with baggage, since it all does!

Plus, if they are actual MILFS, they can nurture you when you’re sick, tend to your needs, mend your broken wings, be too busy to annoy you or to get caught up in bullshit, since they have that with their baby daddy, and make you dinner, desert and even clean you up after you shit yourself after drinking too much, since they know how to do all that thanks to being moms!

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