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2011

04

Mar

Freja Beha Erichsen Naked for Some Campaign of the Day



Danish 23 year old model named Freja Beha Erichsen…I’ve only written about her once and I facebook liked it ….

Here she is posing nude in some campaign for some company…and sure you can’t see her pussy…but you gotta appreciate the fact that fashion is showcasing product by posing naked hot bitches next to the shit strategically…I figure it’s a step closer to companies paying bitches to insert their products in vagina, I’m talking sticking out like turtling a shit turd, cuz they figure that’s a back drop we’ll all be interested in seeing….this is progress motherfuckers…

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2011

04

Mar

Adriana Lima’s Old Mom Tits 3 Months Later of the Day

These tits have a legacy….people still talk about them 3 months after they were exposed…

Apparently, these pictures were either screencapped from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, that can’t be confirmed cuz everything Victoria’s Secret does looks the fucking same…

But I like to think some pervert’s been watching on repeat for the last three months to find the most amazing angles of the bitches he jerks off to to share with his internet virgin loser friends…you know the kind of two – three second clip that gets overlooked when the excitement of the show drops and internet virgin losers are overwhelmed by the amount of cleavage…that it takes them three months to go through it and analyze it…before finding this little golden gem….

Or maybe Victoria’s Secret released them disguised as an internet virgin loser, hoping to get some buzz about how their bras make mom tits look like they are implants…because they push them up to this brazilian’s fucking ears….and who knows, maybe they are implants, paid for from the corporation who kidnapped her from her small village to be a titty spokesperson and really it doesn’t matter…just look at the pics

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2011

04

Mar

Paris Hilton’s Hard Nipples of the Day

The only thing I really hate about Paris Hilton is her face…I mean other than everything else about her, from her voice, to the things she says, to what she’s offered the world, her legacy, her retarded behavior, the fact that she was famous for pretty nothing, and her family for brining what may be the single worst human to life….but I’m not really focusing on that in this post…I’m talking on a physical level…cuz when you erase her bird face and that obnoxious grin she’s always got…she’s thin, tall, has perky tits, and there’s really nothing wrong with that…especially when her nipples are hard…if those are even her actual nipples and not some artificial stick-on nipple she uses for paparazzi attention…because that is just the kind of scum she is…

I wonder if she’s using her computer that she’s lugging around to pretend she actually writes her own twitter, or if she’s going to check out what her fat brown clone is doing to strategize her next spoiled cunt steps…

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2011

04

Mar

Gisele Bundchen Half Naked for Vogue Turkey of the Day

Gisele tucked her penis in for an erotic or semi erotic depending on how badly you like tranny’s with implants posing in lingerie, which if you’re a pro athlete, it is probably a lot…I’m talking to you Greenbay Fudgepacker Quarterpack who took his locker room dreams out on a socially acceptable man pussy cuz she made it so far as a real pussy thanks to Victoria’s Secret and a web of lies…

This is for Vogue Turkey, a Muslim nation named after some of your favorite Thanksgiving meats, who apparently is a hell of a lot more sexed up and sexy than America…more laid back about the shit…and this is a nation who my Turkish Muslim friend told me wouldn’t let him jerk off as a teen, so him and his friends would fuck stray dogs until one of them got stuck…and it’s more DTF than USA…Hilarious that all you idiots are so distracted by bullshit to do anything about it.

I know, Gisele being a mad is an outdated hustle, I mean just last year she faked a pregnancy…

I know, I need to get creative, but I can’t, I’m too busy trying to get an erection to these.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2011

04

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

A morning ritual…similar to a greasy hangover dump…similar to a morning erection….similar to jerking off as you peep on your sister getting ready for school while sniffing a pair of her dirty panties you stole from the laundry room….here’s the stepNEWS that isn’t really news….

Controversy Over Live Sex Demo at Northwestern University

NU Responds to Sex Demo Debate
Northwestern University is backtracking it’s reaction to a live sex toy demonstration after a class on Human Sexuality.

Report: BYU Player Cut For Having Sex
Brigham Young University’s basketball stars are left plotting a way to win without starting forward Brandon Davies, who was kicked off the team for having sex with his girlfriend.

Teacher Pleads Guilty to Child Porn – He’s an International Rapist
A former teacher is facing a 25-year prison sentence after admitting to a decades-long pattern of molesting teenage boys in the United States and Japan.

Investigators: Student Poisoned Teacher
A small town teacher is recovering after drinking some tainted tea. Law enforcement officials said she was poisoned by one of her students.

Caught on Tape: Mother Slaps School Bully
A Florida mother is in trouble after taking a case of school bullying into her own hands.

Woman Forced into Trunk at Knifepoint
A woman is forced into the trunk of her car and taken for a ride. She was kidnapped from an apartment complex near Southern and Alma School Road, and eventually found a half-mile away.

Scorned girlfriend seeks revenge on ex
A scorned Florida woman has taken to Ebay to get back at her ex-boyfriend.

Priest arrested for intoxication, acts bizarre while in custody
An Ohio priest is expected to appear in court tomorrow after being arrested for driving under the influence. But it’s the priest’s bizarre behavior behind bars that has police officers concerned.

Naked Man Stuck in Manhole in Gilbert, AZ
Gilbert firefighters are puzzled Thursday morning after they find a person stuck inside a manhole — naked.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Like Charlie Sheen, or as I like to call him, the new Chuck Norris of the internet joke world, I have one speed. One gear. Pretty slow. I’m a lazy man….I like to sleep….so here are my stepLINKS…where other people covered shit I didn’t get to…cuz of that one gear. one speed. Pretty show.

#Losing.

Kacey Jordan Wins Best Whore and the Best Part About that Headline is I Didn’t Make It Up, She Actually Claimed That Title
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Lindsay Lohan Releases A Statement About Michael Lohan Releasing A Statement. Fuck This Never Ends
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Because When Sitting at Home Alone is Pathetic, But That Doesn’t Mean It Can’t Be Fun
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Man, When Britney Spears is Completely Photoshopped and Unrecognizable She Looks Pretty Hot
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The 10 Stars from the 80s Who Are Still Hot Today
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Check My Charlie Sheen Inspired T-Shirts Cuz I”m a Fashionista
#Losing.

I have another Charlie Sheen Inspired T-Shirt cuz I’m Capitalizing….
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Heidi Klum Takes Off Her G String For Jay Leno
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Joanna Kruppa Sweet Tits In A Bikini
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Epic Hood Time
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Kelly Brooke’s Shopping Spandex Ass
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Spring Break is Around the Corner, So Maximize You Vacation Getting Laid Potential Here
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Why Buy a Dildo When You Can Buy a Wine Bottle
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25 Hottest Actresses Who Would Make Even Better WWE Divas
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LOL Cat of the Day
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Jessica Biel Birthday Tits
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Kate Winslet is Totally Bangable
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Rosario Dawson, Sheena Lee, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, Satu Tuomisto Oh My
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Taylor Swift Gets Dirty In A Bikini
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Sexy Sexy Body By Budweiser
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Gabrielle Union is the Hotness
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Paula Abdul Was Held Hostage in a Speeding Car, Too Bad She Wasn’t Killed at the End Of It All
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Maybe It’s Just Me But I Think These Body Builders Could Use More Steroids
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Paula and Carla Get Nasty and I Like It
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Camille Washing May Be My New Obsession
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California Man Drives 35 Miles With His Wife On The Hood Of Their Car!!
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Teen Girl in a G-Sring and Rocking a Tramp Stamp gets Super Freaky – VIDEO
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Lucky Lesbians Ashley Jensen and Marie Mc Cray
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Anti-Gay, Anti-Sex, Pastor Arrested For Masturbating In Park
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Trailer Trash Momsen is Selling Out Slutty Shows on NYC
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Breanna is an Ass Licker
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Doutzen Kroes in Nathaniel Goldberg Photoshoot
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Alessandra Ambrosio In Brazil Vogue
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Horney Slut on Webcam, Nuff Said
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Prince Andrew Attended Naked Pool Parties With Underage Girls & Genital Organ Soaps (SHOCKER???!?!?)
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Seriously, Women Are Dumb as Shit Sometimes
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Striptease of the Day
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Lubas Tits Look Best in Black and White
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How Guyism bid a lot of money for Justin Bieber’s hair and lost
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Whitney And Bobby Brown’s Daughter Caught Sniffing Cocaine
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Here’s a Shitty Preview of Kim Kardahisn’s Shitty Video For Her Shitty Song. Man This Chick is a Whore
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Regis Giles – America’s Deadliest Teen
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Justin Bieber Is A Queen
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Watching Carmen Electra Stretch Makes Me Pull My Muscle
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A Miley Cyrus Peach Panty Upskirt
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Karissan Shannon Nose Picker
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2011

03

Mar

Krew Boylan Tits in Primal of the Day

Her name is Krew Boylan..All I know is she is from Australia and that she gets topless in movies I’ve never heard of cuz sometimes that’s just what you gotta do to get a paycheck without having to work a boring regular job…

I like to refer to her as the girl who’s tits pushed Britney Spears off as top post on DrunkenStepfather.com…a title that probably means nothing in the grand scheme of things, cuz the site is insignificant, but to me it’s a fucking honor and this is her trophy…and her tits…

Posted in:Krew Boylan

2011

03

Mar

Britney Spears in V Magazine of the Day

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Britney Spears was in a V magazine…unfortunately V doesn’t stand for gaping mom vagina puppet show…because if it did…maybe these pics would be interesting and not a depressing mess reminding me of what Britney Spears was before her thick neck trailer park bullshit bi-winning behavioral issues that stem from being exploited took over and made her a novelty act to like and support for old times…like a circus performer or some shit…boring and photoshopped to shit…you know in a way that Britney Spears wishes she looked like this….enjoy…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

03

Mar

Blake Lively’s Haggard Face at Some Event of the Day

It is funny to me that a bitch can play a fashionable rich girl on a TV show and for some reason all the brands and designers eat that shit up like it is fact and make her a fashion icon…This is one of those “I’m not a doctor but I play one on TV” situations…People are fucking idiots for buying into this bullshit, and they do…cuz this is America and everything we see on TV is fact…It’s like if this bitch didn’t have a series of endorsements from brands sending her free shit to get her to wear their clothes and a team of stylists telling her what to wear and a business manager coordinating how much money she gets depending on what she wears at different events, or at different times of the day, she’d be nothing but shit…average at best…shopping like the common folk, dressing herself like the common folk…and not being honored at Chanel events like she’s done anything special…when all she did was get cast on a hit TV show for a coveted market…

Fuck that noise…but you’d probably rather fuck this bitch’s face…cuz that’s just the kind of person you are…..boring…

Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

03

Mar

Miranda Kerr Mom Legs of the Day

I am just posting these pictures of Miranda Kerr’s legs in response to my last post on Kim Kardashian’s fat legs to show her, not that she reads this site, but in my mind she is the only person who reads my site, thanks to being crazed from syphilis, that even brand new moms are more fit than her lazy slob ass….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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