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Bella Thorne Titty in Paris of the Day

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Kendall Jenner Wore a Nipple Dress for Fashion of the Day

Did Heather Graham Have Real Sex in Nowhere of the Day

Pregnant Margot Robbie’s Sheer Shirt of the Day

2011

Mar

Denise Richards is a Hooker of the Day

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I’ve been doing some Denise Richards research….

Basically a good friend of mine told me that she met Charlie Sheen when she was a hooker working for Heidi Fleiss.

Which makes sense cuz Charlie Sheen only fucks hookers and Denise Richards was only in one movie…

So I called her out on it on Twitter and for some reason, she answered…

Now you gotta understand something about me and twitter and that is that no one ever answers me on the shit, ever. So for her to step up and make a thing about it, being so quick to deny and so quick to block me makes me think I’m guilty…

Not to mention my good friend’s source was Keifer Sutherland, and I figure that motherfucker’s in the know…

So know I am on a mission to find the truth, cuz she denies it, I know it is truth, and to me, this story needs to stop being a speculation, and video and documentation from her johns needs to come out…

And really, that’s all I wanted from the Sheen’s staged insanity, for him to finally put this rumor to rest, and tell the world she was nothing but a whore who got knocked the fuck up, cuz really this bitch is someone I’d like to see crash and burn….but unfortunately no one cares…

So here she is walking the streets, with her plastic surgery face, that’s good for getting face fucked cuz it’s numb…

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2011

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the latest news that isn’t news…but that makes me feel like I am connected and tapped into the world, even though I never leave my fucking house, not that it’s a house, but more of a basement with painted black windows from all the soot from trucks that drive by and a coal burning stove, a soiled mattress in a corner dominated by a fat wife with sleep apnea who is a horrible housekeeper cuz she’s too busy eating, a cold concrete floor and nothing but happiness, okay enough about me, here’s the stepNEWS….makes me so angry I could trash a liquor store…

Woman trashes liquor store
A woman in Rockland County, New York takes her anger out on a few dozen innocent liquor bottles!

Doctors prove staring at women’s breasts is healthy

Neo-Nazi Message Sprayed on Side of Home
Imagine driving through your neighborhood and seeing hate words spray painted on the side of a house. A message on a home in Casa Grande encourages people to rise up and “secure a future for white children.”

Softball Coach Charged With Sex Assault
A former volunteer softball coach at Rochester Adams is accused of having sex with two female students. Thomas Powell, 58, was arraigned Saturday on charges he had a sexual relationship with two 17-year-old students.

Teen Cyclist Says He Was Assaulted in GA
A DeKalb County father and daughter are accused of assaulting a 13-year-old cyclist. The alleged attack happened after the cyclist said he told the man to watch out for bikes on the road.

Man Accused of Trying to Rob Nun
It was late, around 10:00 p.m., at Saint Clare Montefalco Church on Whittier in Grosse Pointe Park. A 74-year-old nun was locking the church after a mission service. What she didn’t know was a man was hiding inside the church and he had a gun.

Caught on Tape: Handcuffed woman slammed to the ground
Heidi Creamer was already in handcuffs. She was unable to fight back. She got thrown on the floor of a hospital by a Manatee county deputy.

NU President: Investigate Sex Toy Demo
The president of Northwestern University said Thursday he is troubled that a psychology professor invited a couple to engage in a sex act involving a motorized sex toy in front of dozens of students during a human sexuality class, and he is calling for an investigation into the incident.

Fewer Teens, Young Adults Having Sex
Moms, dads: The good news is abstinence is making a comeback.

East Coast Rapist Suspect Arrested
Authorities have identified a man they arrested in Connecticut on suspicion of being responsible for rapes and other attacks on 17 women since 1997 and dubbed the East Coast Rapist. Police spokesman Joe Avery says 39-year-old Aaron Thomas of New Haven was arrested Friday afternoon at his home by the U.S. Marshal’s Fugitive Task Force.

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2011

Mar

Kendra Wilkinson in her Little Shorts of the Day

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I was harassing Kendra Wilkinson on TWITTER….you know mocking her disgusting vagina that I got to see at 19 fucking some dude with Downs Syndrome, because she is an attention craving whore, so she released it as a sex tape, like other playboy centerfolds, cuz it is all they know….Here is MY Sex Tape Review

So I figure, what better way to celebrate the week, but posting these pics of her wonky face, knowing that her vagina is so much wonkier, when out in public in little men’s underwear, which is appropriate, cuz I am sure by know it’s turned into a dick…..

I am guessing this is prepping for Dancing With the Stars, or what I like to call “Admitting you’ve failed at being famous”….Bottom feeding…

See Her Sex Tape if you Really Want to Really See Her Dance…Or At least what you’d rather be seeing her do while your wife makes you watch her whore ass dance…….

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2011

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am done with the whole Charlie Sheen thing. I unfollowed him on twitter….

It was too good to be true and my instinct told me it was scripted and designed to fuck with the media, you know to give them what they want and take it to the next level, but I bought into it cuz I wanted to….

But now I’m going to live some Charlie Sheen shit on my own…with less budget, less professionalism, less good times, but just as much winning…if losing was winning…

Amy Winehouse Fucked Russell Brand’s Dad….
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Denise Richards is a Slutty Mom, Hates Charlie Sheen
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Lily Aldridge Is An Unbelievably Sexy Piece
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Vanessa Hudgens Hottest Pics Ever
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Star Trek Cougar of the Week – Jolene Blalock
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Taylor Momsen Gets Lesbian Tendancies on Stage With a Female Fan
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DIY Dentist – VIDEO
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Cute Brunette Masterbates on Stairway
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Take a Vacation, Bang Lots of Broads
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The 50 Funniest Photoshops in Sports
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Web Came Sluts for You to Spend the Weekend with You
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Toys Are Fun for Grown Ups Too
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Courtney Coz Upskirt
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Jessica Simpson is Starting to Remind Me of the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
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Kim Kardashian Slutty Promo Pics
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Looking Good Sweetheart: Xtina Has Seen Better Days Edition
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Sophie Monk Just Because
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Awesome Huge Tits Naked Hula Hoop – VIDEO
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Noemie Lenoir Looks Great in a Bikini. Wow
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Melanie Jane is Another One of Charlie Sheen’s Whores
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Drunk Ultimate Warrior in Disneyworld LOL – VIDEO
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Hilarious Pregnancy Tips as Told in Cartoons
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Meet Christy Hill
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29 Year-Old “Heart Attack Grill” Spokesperson Dies Weighing 575 Lbs
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Italy’s Channel 5 Bombshell Newscaster Can Stop Crime with her Tits
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Aimee Addison and Lana Lopez Get Their Lesbian On
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Jilted Chick Sells Her Boyfriend’s Stuff Online – Poses Sexily With Each Item
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Wow Vanessa Hudgens Looks Like Shit
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Big Boobs on Carie Lee
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Elektra Luxx (2011) – Elektra Meets Dell
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God Damn Fashion People Are so Retarded and ridiculous Sometimes
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Mollie King: The Hottest Member of “The Saturdays”!!
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Anne Hathaway As Catwoman In The Dark Knight Rises? WHAT THE FUCK
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Sam, Taisi or Ella? Take Your Pic
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Heather Locklear is Still Looking as Hot as Ever
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Caprice and Her Tight Body Bring the Hotness
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Hahahahahah Lohan totally Got Denied at an Oscar Party
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Vanessa Hudgens Naked Pics
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Justin Bieber Almost Loses His Pants
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Jimmy Fallon, Charlie Sheen Video Parody
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Karissa Shannon Bangable In Short Shorts
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I Want To Rip Off Vanessa Hudgens Fishnets… Dirty Little Slut
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2011

Mar

Leona Lewis Bathing Suit Pictures of the DAy

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Leona Lewis has fat tits and apparently a fat ass..cuz she’s on the beach and she’s not wearing a fucking bikini….like it’s the 1800s or some other bullshit that is stopping this bitch from being half naked…I mean maybe she’s doing us all a favor…cuz sometimes bitches shouldn’t be in a bikini….and she is wearing something that would probably be see through if wet…which kinda makes her alright in my books…pretty accommodating of her…giving us the goods, leaving out or hiding the bad….more fat people should take her lead…especially when in public….

Then again, it could just be a British thing, cuz British people fear the sun.

Either way, here are the pics of her tits in a white one-piece…

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2011

Mar

Busy Phillips Bikini and Bra Pics of the Day

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When I first saw these pics I thought I was dealing with Pink’s new acting stage name, Busy Philip, you know cuz she was born as a Philip with a cock and is keeping busy by balancing her shitty music career, her fake pregnancy, her gay biker husband turned ex husband turned husband, and now getting a gig on CougarTown where she parades around half naked….but I realized there wasn’t enough muscle…cuz even when Pink is pregnant, She likes to maintain her rock hard body and would never be this doughy mess…

And after some research it turns out that Busy Phillips is a real person…definitely not a hot real person…not even sure if she should be allowed to wear a bikini you know with that massive manly head…but a real person never the less….here are the pics…cuz even ugly girls need love sometimes…

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2011

Mar

Booty Wedgie in White Spandex of the Day

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I say when there are videos like this on the internet…you know real girls exploiting their KFC eating ass (No racist), by jacking up a pair of spandex pants up their ridiculous round fat asses….all over youtube….cuz every bitch wants that stamp of approval, you know to be a sex object in the jungle (no racist) that is the internet to every dude out there…why the fuck bother with celebs…

There is easier pussy, more eager pussy, hotter pussy, in our own backyards…

Celebs are like the cunty popular girl in school, who won’t let you fuck her up the ass to keep her a virgin, cuz she thinks she’s too good for you..

While these sluts who want guys jerking off to them, the reason for sexy facebook pics…webcam shows….cell phone pics…..it’s just genetics….cuz we are animals (some of us more than others(no racist))….

I gotta re-think my website…what the fuck have I become…why haven’t I been using this to make no name sluts famous…in exchange for sexx…instead of giving attention to already famous sluts…who just block me on twitter…

Cunts.

Posted in:amateur

2011

Mar

Olga Sherer Nipple for Vogue Russia of the Day

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Here’s some nipple for fashion cuz models are prostitutes or at least high class escorts disguised as non-prosititutes…you know willing to get naked for money as long as there is prestige attached to it…whether it be a magazine brand or a genius photographer….you know the kind of girl who pretends she’s wholesome and good…until you really lay it out for her and show her how if she does what she’s told she will never have to work a normal job…she won’t ever have to work…it’s the pornstar hustle classed up for the girls who don’t want to be pornstars…the getting a bitch naked for “art” even if “art” is code for “getting a bitch naked”…

You know what I’m getting at…and you also know I’m not complaining…and you probably know I wish I had this kind of persuasive ability to use on everyday girls who just need that little push to give me the titty pics I deserve…

Her name is Olga Sherer…..such a feminine name on such a feminine creature…Olga….like the whispers in the spring breeze….OLLLLLGAAAAAAAWWWWW….like a lulabye easing my troubled mind….OHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLGGGGGGUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH…..who I am I playing…shit sounds like I sound when throwing up my inner most organs after too much whiskey.

Tits for Fashion.

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2011

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Fishnets For Letterman of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens streetwalked her way to Letterman like she was trained so well to do all those years working for Disney for exposure….not for money…

She wore fishnets and a little dress to remind us she’s not a Disney starlet anymore, proven in the break up with her gay boyfriend she was contractually obliged to date and a reminder of the leaked her nude pics of her hairy twat years ago…

The Bad news is that Letterman didn’t talk about her nude pictures and instead spoke to her about a stripper tattoo of a butterfly on her neck that normally would be on her french trash ass…but I guess that’s cuz she’s a classy whore….

The good news is that she’s got a 15 year old hot sister for you perverts to lust after….and apparently “she’s playing the field”….so get ready for a new Miley……

Now here’s her interview with Letterman talking about how Disney Raped her whore pussy….or at least as far as I’m concerned…you know I hear what I want to hear and interpret it how I want to interpret it….

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2011

Mar

Freja Beha Erichsen Naked for Some Campaign of the Day

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Danish 23 year old model named Freja Beha Erichsen…I’ve only written about her once and I facebook liked it ….

Here she is posing nude in some campaign for some company…and sure you can’t see her pussy…but you gotta appreciate the fact that fashion is showcasing product by posing naked hot bitches next to the shit strategically…I figure it’s a step closer to companies paying bitches to insert their products in vagina, I’m talking sticking out like turtling a shit turd, cuz they figure that’s a back drop we’ll all be interested in seeing….this is progress motherfuckers…

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