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2011

03

Mar

Carmen Electra Doing Yoga Poolside of the Day

I call Carmen Electra Carmen Sandiego cuz I don’t know where in the world she is….You know since her career died and she pretty much disappeared. I’m witty like that, you know almost comedic genius except for the whole “it’s not funny” part…at least not funny according to her ex husband and my twitter best friend Dave Navarro who told me I was an idiot when I wrote that…which would have hurt my feelings if I had feelings..

That said, here are some pictures of Carmen Electra, clearly still alive, dressed for St Patrick’s day, stretching in all kinds of good ways next to the pool, even if this isn’t the 90s and she’s not the hottest fake tits on MTV….even if she’s no longer in her 20s….even if she looks like Fergie….even if she’s wearing too much clothes…it’s good enough for me cuz I’m the kind of guy who likes watching local yoga troops in action…it’s like free porn in the park during the summers…and free porn is always good porn…even if the girls in the shit justify why it’s free…if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2011

03

Mar

Megan Fox for Emporio Armani of the Day

One of the more depressing parts of my life is that Megan Fox ads for Armani, where she is in her underwear, are the biggest story for my site and I have to write about he site like I fucking care….

One of the more depressing parts of David from 90210’s life is that the only work he can get as an actor is on Desperate Housewives, but I guess when you unemployed housewife in real life looks like this, whoring yourself for bad television cuz you suck is the least of your concerns…

What it comes down to is that I see hot girls half naked everyday, they don’t have the marketing budgets behind them to be Megan Fox hype, which is 95 percent hype, but that makes their facebook albums are more fun to jerk off to….creeper.

Posted in:Megan Fox

2011

03

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

stepNEWS
stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some news that isn’t really news but that may be about you cuz if you’re reading this site I can only assume you are this retarded…..except maybe anything to do with having sex…trying to have sex maybe…but actual sex, no way cuz you have nothing to do with having sex pretty much ever….Sad…

GA Man Accused of Luring Teens for Sex
A Douglas County man has been accused of using social networking sites to lure teenage boys to his home for sex. Steven Lemery was in jail Wednesday night, charged with disturbing crimes against teenage boys.

TX Teen Jailed for Plot to Kill Ex
A teenage boy was arrested in a murder for hire plot. Police say he tried to hire friends to kill his ex-girlfriend.

McDonald’s Customer Say Maggots in Food
McDonald’s has launched an investigation into how maggots allegedly found their way into a Melbourne man’s burger.

Man sentenced for biting off ear
A Hingham man has been sentenced to two years in prison for biting off parts of another man’s ears during a fight.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

02

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am sure I could found better shit to post today…but fuck it…this is as good as it gets…I gave a solid 10 percent of effort today and that’s gotta count for something…It’s not my fault, I’m sucked into TWITTER , shit’s like a drug, especially now that Sheen is on the shit…I just sit there tweeting stupidities, reading stupidities, I think I’m addicted…something I wish you felt about this site…then maybe I’d be rich or something…but you ruin that.

I’m still trying to make it big in the internet t-shirt business show some support

Here are my stepLINKS…

Scarlett Johansson is Definitely Banging Sean Penn
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Why the FUCK is Snooki on the Cover of Rolling Stone
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The Only Thing I Like More Than Sluts is Sluts Who get Naked on Camera
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Chanelle Hayes Got New Tittys
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Sex With a Banana is the Safest Sex of All
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There’s One Surefire Way to Get Laid on Vacation
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A Dancing Ninja Will Lighten Things Up – VIDEO
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Baby Come Back: Sports Hotties We Need in Our Lives
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Sofia Vergara And Her Generous Rack Keep Me Up At Night
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Lindsay Lohan And Her Fire Crotch. Ahhh… Memories
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Top 10 Bizarre Celebrity Names
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Because Toys Just Aren’t For Children You Know
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Amber Smiths Tits Deserve a Nice Happy Birthday
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Man Kate Winslet is Hotter Than Ever
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Adriana Lima, Adrianne Palicki, Kirara Asuka, Halle Berry, Constance Jablonski Oh My
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Mmmmmmmm Kelly Brooke
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Tim Horton’s Drive Through titties
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How About a a Little Mila Kunis Hotness
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I Think Courtney Cox
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Titty Titty Pic Dump of the Day
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Ads From China Are Fucked Up But They Sure Are Fun to Look At
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JESSI PALMER – SMALL GIRL, BIG VAGINA IS BACK!
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Krystal Solis is Gonna Make You Have Naughty Thoughts
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Another Day, Another Relationship Ruined By Facebook
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Oh The Things She Could Do With Her Tongue
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She’s an Angel Alright
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Naked Supermodels Are What Sell Fashion Mags
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Man Lohan is REALLY Starting to Look Old
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Gotta Love a Hot Honny Babe Playing With Herself
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There’s Another New Armani Ad With Megan Fox – VIDEO
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I Wanna Bang This Modern Day Pocahontus
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Kendra wilkinson is Pathetic But Here She is Anyways
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3 Hot Teens on the Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Yeah I Got a Thing For January Jones
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Get a Load of Bryci
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Did You See Christina Aguilera’s Mugshot? Oh Also She’s Judging Some New Shitty Reality Show
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Amanda Seyfried Finally Drops Some Sexy Unobstructed Cleavage
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Striptease of the Day
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Tiger Woods’ Whore Joclyn James Brings Her Tits To Miami
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Aubrey Oday And Her Sloppy Tits In A Bikini
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Beyonce Covers Up Her Big Ass At The Beach
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More Hood than Charlie Sheen
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

02

Mar

Snooki on the Cover of Rolling Stone of the DAy

Shit, Snooki on the cover of Rolling Stone or any magazine for that matter, you know with her little pig face, pig body and pig attitude is almost as crazy as Kim Kardashian releasing a song and hearing people give it praise even if it sounds like serious shit…maybe even the same shit that fell on her face when sucking Ray J’s dick in video as he pissed on her….

The world is doomed. We’re fucked, We’ve made celebrities out of garbage. Satan has taken over. We’re all going to die. We might as well try to enjoy the ride…

There’s nothing hot about this…seriously…this is unfuckable barnyard shit……

Posted in:Snooki

2011

02

Mar

Anais Pouliot for Volt Magazine of the Day

Her name is Anais…

She’s showing her tits.

I’d rather see her Anais…

Bad jokes, I’m full of them….

That’s really all I have to say about that.

Anais Pouliot
Anais Pouliot for Volt Magazine of the Day

Posted in:Anais Pouliot

2011

02

Mar

Courtney Cox Bikini Pictures Continue of the Day

I stand by yesterday’s Courtney Cox Bikini post where I said she looks like shit cuz “she looks good for 45” doesn’t really work for me because good for 40 isn’t the same as good for 20 and just because she has that handicap against her doesn’t mean she gets extra points…

That’s not to say I wouldn’t taste her from the inside, It’s just to say if I was David Arquette, I’d escape this to be some novelty act to 20 year olds who have seen Scream with their tight vaginas, only to come crawling back, begging for my family back, blaming a midlife crisis while holding the happiness of our child as the beacon of hope to get her back, when I was tired of whoring myself out footing the bill and saying catch phrases or answering questions about Jennifer Aniston….

That’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Courtney Cox

2011

02

Mar

Chanelle Hayes and her New Tits of the Day

While we’re on the topic of useless ….

I figured I’d post on this British Glamour Bullshit cunt….named Chanelle Hayes….cuz it seems like my site only attracts white trash Chimney Sweepers from across the pond….cuz they don’t own TVs, still light their homes with latterns and still know how to read…where as America is filled with idiots….I saw the Scrooge 3-D movie, I know how you soot covered trash live while you’re worshiping their queen…you’re out jerking off to fake tits and calendars of these bitches who are famous but shouldn’t be famous…but thanks to your lad mags are…cuz internet hasn’t kill them yet….since you don’t own computers and appreciate the feeling of paper on your finger tips…you’re authentic like that…

I’m only posting it cuz she obviously got implants – and I like to point and laugh at bitches who try to validated themselves with implants…it’s the ugliest thing you can do to a tit…most of the time…

So Here are the BEFORE PICS….from September 2010

And Here are the AFTER PICS….photoshopped with implants…

No, this isn’t news and I don’t know who Chanelle Hayes is…or why I did this post…or even if this post makes sense…

Posted in:Chanelle Hayes

2011

02

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Uses Twitter of the Day

You may not know who Aubrey O’Day is….because she’s pretty much a nobody who may or may not have been on Diddy’s TV show at one point in her attention seeking life….she may also have had sex with Diddy during that show…but really who cares…what matters today is that she uses twitter and she wants you to know she uses twitter by showing pictures of her tits in a bikini top…you know cuz she knows this kind of picture has got people talking, mainly cuzthey are concerned for her clown dog who you know she lets eat out her pussy like all those bitches I’ve been seeing on the internet……seriously it is a huge – weird – new trend…

Either way, here’s her cry for attention cuz it’s half naked – even though it is totally uninteresting…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2011

02

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Music is a Money Making Joke of the Day

I saw on Twitter that Kim Kardashian was sucking Perez Hilton’s dick like it was Ray J in her Sex Tape cuz she was releasing a new song and I guess wanted his stamp of approval…or at least as much press as she can get for her shit…knowing he caters to 14 year old girls, he’s a good starting point…not to mention he’ll do anything if you acknowledge he exists….

That said, here’s the song, that is not even a song…She’s not even singing…..She’s talking nonsense over a shitty beat on repeat….

They just know anything they shit out people will eat the fuck up…including Ryan Seacrest who premiered her song…and who also is the executive producer on her show and making millions off her – of course he’ll play it again….

Either way, I am not surprised her song is about her jam though, I mean based on her fatness, I figure her jam or any of her sugary foods are her object of desire…you know her one true love that is always there for her, I mean other than black man dick…

What a fucking joke…a joke that is gonna make millions….proving yet again there is no integrity left in Hollywood….it is just mainstream crap…

If she really wanted a real hit, she would have let herself get pissed on like in her sex tape that made her….I guess we’ll have to wait for the video…


buy her sex tape cuz I like when Kardashian’s Pussy Makes me Money

Posted in:Kim Kardashian