2011
07
Feb
Here are some pictures of Kelly Brook in some unflattering leather pants while wearing a sweater to hide her tits, the only thing people care about when it comes to her, making me think she’s getting cocky in her very fickle celebrity….a celebrity that will go away if she keeps wearing pants that make her legs look short, hips look wide and tits look uneventful….
But I’m posting it anyway.
Posted in:Kelly Brook
2011
07
Feb
All these Cameron Diaz pictures in a bikini kinda look the same…A muscular chick with hard nipples on her rock hard pecs walking around like the hot piece of ass she was before the testosterone she was taking took the fuck over, broadened her shoulders, boxed out her hips, robbed her of her ass, and gave her a 6 pack.
I don’t know how I feel about this shit, on one side of the equation, I hate fat chicks, and on the other, I remember the body building stripper I managed to bring home out of curiosity of what fucking a body builder was all about….turns out it is pretty fucking weird, and leaves you with bruised pubic bone and as they dig as hard down as they can to feel as much of your dick as they can before squeezing the fucking thing off in some intensity that makes you feel kinda gay after you cum.
I guess she’s just trying to pull a Madonna for her man A Rod.
Who cares, it’s scary…
Posted in:Cameron Diaz
2011
07
Feb
I don’t know if Shameless is officially racist, but they’ve made Shanola Hampton’s bed pretty jungle themed.
Last week I posted this clip of her tits fucking and thought maybe it was a one time thing, but apparently this whore doesn’t wash her sheets, or maybe the producers are just racist…which I like to think they are….because along with this jungle nonsense, they also tried to sue me for posting their Emmy Rossum sex scene before the show was on TV….even though I like to think I was helping tham market it…
A drunken deadbeat dad is a great concept for a TV show, especially when William H. Macy is the drunken deadbead dad, which makes sense because it was ripped off of a successful show in the UK, something that seems to be typical Hollywood behavior…recycling shit from another country 6 years later, but at least they show tit cuz Hollywood has no fucking clue.
Here’s Shanola Hampton’s nipple this week…
Here’s some unknown actresses who I want to invite to my birthday party….
Posted in:Shameless|Shanola Hampton
2011
07
Feb
I feel like the unofficial spokesperson for twitter….Posting all these bitches in their bikinis that they think is important to put up to twitter…to show off their fake tits…let the world know their annoying asses still exist…a little older….now with more Autistic babies that I guess she put in a cage like she was John Travolta to get out and tan….all for more followers…a simple strategy that works for me…even if fake tits don’t work for me…cuz polluted autism making uteruses do…since if you have to have a kid…it might as well be antisocial and into playing rocks quietly in the corner than a motherfucker who asks too many fucking questions on repeat…that shit gets annoying you know…
Either way here is the pic…and I’m digging this free to use shit….twitter makes the paparazzi and their 500 dollar a picture or we’ll sue you obsolete…Keep them coming ladies.
Posted in:Jenny McCarthy
2011
07
Feb
My friend over at HitHipHop.com invited me to a D12 show in Montreal and I decided to go cuz I have little else going on in my life…
If you follow me on Twitter on Friday. I put the manager on blast cuz he was being a dick to everyone, pulling rockstar ego, telling people to talk to “Rico” if they need to coordinate something while the motherfucker was “Rico”…just blowing off anyone and everyone like he was trying to sabotage D12s almost non-existent careers….
I mean if I was in their position of irrelevance, I’d talk to everyone, from shitty sites like DrunkenStepfather to MTV, and the dudes in the band looked like they wanted to talk to me, but instead, he cockblocked….
The whole thing irritated me cuz I just assumed D12 died when their leader was killed and Eminem moved onto making Lipton Brisk commercials and Chrysler commercials instead of making their music. So I left….but I figured I’d post the interview my friends did get…cuz D12 is talking about how they fuck these starlets and I think it is funny…cuz black people are funny. Good job HHH
Posted in:D12
2011
07
Feb
The nice thing about twitter is that it allows these attention seeking bitches to really deliver the goods on their own….because before twitter they had to deal with PR people, management and a whole bunch of other roadblocks telling them getting as naked as possible on twitter in a self shot pic like a common whore so people don’t notice your stupidly long arab nose you could use as a mast to a sail if you still wore the Burka you’re supposed to, you bad muslim, allowing you to ride the little amount of fame you have harder and better than the other girls you’re competing with.
The whole thing is more exciting than what’s actually going on in Egypt….cuz this bitch probably doesn’t smell as bad….
Posted in:Sarah Shahi
2011
07
Feb
When I first saw this picture, I thought it was of Lohan and her mom, but realized we’re dealing with a whole other family of whore drug pushers with criminal records trying to make it in America using vagina and moderate looks…
But I guess I gotta give her mother with a criminal past some love cuz she instilled the morals and values it takes to film sex tapes, fetish tapes and suck the right dick to get on hit shows…
The same morals and values that lead to her posting pictures of her in a bikini on her twitter in her useless bottom feeding quest….unfortunately the pics of her aren’t nude…cuz nude is how I like bottom feeding.. but I guess she’s done with those days…and bikinis it is…
Posted in:Leighton Meester
2011
07
Feb
I got a press release for Maria Kanellis’ upcoming perfume line and I had no fucking idea who Maria Kanellis was…but appreciated the fact that the she figured promoting the perfume in her bikini was a better approach than some other more relevant way…cuz being in a bikini gets you noticed, people talk about it, and it wins pervert guys who love bitches in bikinis over, especially when there’s no specific reason for this, other than just being in a bikini…
It’s like her genius marketing people were like “so we’ve got a perfume to sell…put her in a bikini”, “we’ve go a car to sell…put her in a bikini ” we’ve got girl scout cookies to sell…put her in a bikini”….
The understand we are mindless and bikini is all we need.
Either way, apparently she’s some Former WWE DIVA and was a contestent on Celebrity Apprentice….and apparently these pics are unedited…if they weren’t shot from such obscure angles…I’d be able to tell you if that’s a good thing or not..
Enjoy
Posted in:Maria Kanellis
2011
07
Feb
I don’t know what this is all about but I know it made me laugh. See I’m not a pantyhose fetishists cuz I used to date a bitch who wore pantyhose to work everyday as a waitress at a stripclub and everytime she’d come home to me, her shit would stink like some cheesy dirty feet, making the whole fetish die before it started, but I know that I’m not the only one here, there’s at least two of us, so I’m posting this shit for you….and because I find it pretty funny to see a bitch parading around a parking lot like this…she’s probably someone’s mom….or a school teacher or someone who never thought dudes on the internet would be jerking off to her funny, playful, meant to be personal shit…Amazing.
Posted in:amateur
2011
07
Feb
Here’s some tits for fashion cuz fashion isn’t really about the clothes but about the tits at least when you’re a pervert like me who only cares about the tits….
I don’t know what Jalouse Magazine is, I don’t know who Marloes Horst is. I don’t think either will change my fucking life.
But I do know a set of tits when I see them and I figure if they are postin the shit at getting the million dollar campaigns, I should be too.
That’s all I have to say about that.
Posted in:Marloes Horst
