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2011

29

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I need 100,000 likes on my facebook page….so that’s all that this post is about…It’ll make me feel relevant…

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Now I am going to get drunk with racists….

Here are my stepLINKS

Jeremy Piven Fucked Miley Cyrus
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Tracy Morgan is Fucking Amazing – VIDEO
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Mila Kunisí Badass Bikini Picture Hotness
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These Are HOT Amateurs Cam Chicks and They Are FREE! (NSFW)
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Kacey Jordan Tweeted a Photo of Her Vadge from Charlie Sheen’s House
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Drunk Sluts Make Regrettable Choices (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 50 Sexiest Female Bodies in Sports
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Because It’s Friday And It Would Be Nice to Spend the Weekend Doing Something Fun, No?
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Real Housewive Sluts Was Loaded at the Airport and Here’s the VIDEO
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Toys Aren’t Just For Kids You Know
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Victoria Silvstedt Panty Upskirt (NSFW)
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Yeah I’d Bang Julianne Moore For Sure
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Red Hot Hillary, Laura Dore, Tehmeena Afzal, Rosie Jones And Whitney Port
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Alicia Arden Flashes Her Panties
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I Love Fetish Porn Bloopers (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The Only Person People Hate More Than Jeremy Piven is Miley Cyrus and You Know What? I Kinda Gotta Agree
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I’d Really Like to Get to the Bottom of This Tila Tequila Not Looking Like a Disgusting Whore Thing Cause It’s Starting to Confuse Me
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Bianca Klamt Motta lingerie shoot
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Cassia Riley is Always Good to Take a Look At
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This Chick Bubbles Has More to Love
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Jesus Take The Wheel: Crazy B*tch Tries To Trick Husbandís Mistress Into An Abortion
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Cute Little Teen Babe Webcams it up When Her Parents Leave
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Chanel Payton and Her Friend Get It On
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Strip Clubs, Sex Tapes, Jerking At Work, How the Fuck DO I Get a Job at the FBI
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Kate Bosworth is Leggy in Short Shorts
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Girl Next Door on the Fucking Machine
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Rosie Huntington Whitley Gallery Hotness
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Slut Goes Pantsless on the Bus
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Holly Madison & Laura Croft Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jersey Shore Disgustingness of the Day
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Chocolate Rain: Shred Metal Version
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Anna st the Car Wash (NSFW)
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Everyone Hates Bristol Palin
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Jenna on the Rocks (NSFW)
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P Diddy is Getting Sued for a Trillion Dollars. Wait, What?
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Stacy Keiblerís Drop Dead Sexy Maxim Video
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Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape “Humiliation”
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Kim Kardashian Showing Me Why I Want To Fuck Her Ass
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Alicia Arden’s Panty Upskirt Is Enough To Send Me To The Hospital
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Some New Rihanna’s Naked Pics
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Camilla Belle’s Must See Pics:
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This Porn Star Snitched On Charlie Sheen
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

29

Jan

Rihanna’s Recent Sexting of the Day

There are some recent Rihanna Sexting pics circulating – cuz Rihanna is an attention whore…I mean you don’t just become a huge popstar with minimal talent and average looks, especially when they are from Barbados without illegal teenage prostitution scandal a motherfucker is trying to coverup…

Pics Tipped Off By – SpeedMonkey

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

28

Jan

Chloe Sevigny Nude in Mr. Nice of the Day

HEre is a Chloe Sevigny sex scene from a movie called Mr Nice about a famous British drug smuggler…

Considering this Chloe Sevigny trash has posed naked and sucked dick in movies ….this clip is pretty softcore and boring…but considering it is Friday and my life is softcore and boring cuz I’m not Charlie Sheen…this is gonna have to do…

I know that Chloe Sevigny will always secure her fan base of hipster idiots who think average at best, obscure pussy, that is recongnized as an “artist” and a “fashion icon” by idiots is exciting, intellectual, inspired and all the other cliche’s that come with being a hipster who takes himself seriously, but I just remember her as the AIDS in KIDS….which kinda put a damper on fucking virgins without a condom if the virgins you were trying to fuck without a condom had seen that movie….so I have no choice but hating her for being part of something that deprived us of something pure….when we had the chance to fuck virgins…before girls were losing it at an age we’d get arrested for even looking at them….

Luckily there was also some Unidentified Actress Involved in this Mr. Nice Nudity Hustle….and I’m loving her body….She makes up for that overrated Sevigny trash

Posted in:Chloe Sevigny

2011

28

Jan

Nicky Hilton Sexes it Up in Dominatrix Jeans from the Future of the Day

Even though she’s trying as hard as she can, Nicky Hilton is still not hot. Bitch could be rocking white cotton panties soaked thru with pussy juice while counting her trust fund in her vault muttering legit offers of the good life with my cock down her eager throat, I’m talking contracts in hand, ready to sign me over as her financial partner while getting sucked off by her and I’d still be trying to figure out why I think she’s average at best…but I’m easily bought…and I mean really easily bought…so her shitty looks wouldn’t stop me…but since she’s famous, I feel it is essential to point the shit out…

Her jeans are ridiculous, I know she’s trying to be sexy, sure it’s an improvement to what we’ve seen of her in the really boring and conservative, wide-hipped past, but painting a broken down car doesn’t make it anything but a broken down car….and when you need to get from point “A” to point “B”…sometimes a broken down car can come in handy….if you know what I mean….

Here are her pics…

Posted in:Nicky Hilton

2011

28

Jan

Amanda Seyfried Pussy Hugging Pants of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is fucking boring.

Apparently her pussy is getting down with Ryan Phillippe and who gives a fuck about her personal life or who is sticking their dick in her. Sure, it’s a step-up from the pig he knocked up and got locked into on the set of Cruel Intentions, the bitch he had a dozen kids with before he was 25, but it’s still totally uninteresting to me….

I’m too busy focusing on the cunt in this picture, and trying to make out it’s every crease, cuz when it comes to celeb pussy, or actor pussy, that’s really all I care about, their pussies…

Their lives, personalities, and who they are fucking and pretty much their entire existance is dull, unless they are Charlie Sheen, but unfortunately, there’s only one of those…

Especailly Amanda Seyfried…She doesn’t even work the celebrity status, she doesn’t even play with the paparzzi, she’s got no personality but I like her naked in movies and that makes her good enough and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

28

Jan

Sandy Ass in a Thong Bikini of the Day

I don’t know the back story of this creeper video, but I’m pretty down with it, until the girl in the video emails me freaking out and accusing me of being the source of this shit, getting me arrested and dealing with lawyers, bail and ass rape and shit, when in reality, I haven’t been on a beach in decades and when I did last go to a beach, there was no such thing as bathing suits like this…which bring up the very important question…why bother wearing a bathing suit when wearing this…shit’s just gonna leave tacky stripper lines, and we can already make out the size of your clit…

Posted in:amateur

2011

28

Jan

Arizona Muse Pretty Naked for Vogue Paris of the Day

Arizona Muse is an up and coming model who has a seriously nice hipster name and a better hipster bush that we need to celebrate because bush is a dying vagina art and it needs to be saved…it’s at the point of critical cuz the media and the laser hair removal companies I assume are owned by the government are making impressionable bitches think hair is disgusting and bald is the only way to go, creating an insecurity out of nothing to sell products to feed that insecurity, when really a bush is an amazing, personalized thing, that I think adds serious personality, especailly amongst the lazy, obvious mainstream cunts who pic the shit…Get creative women, you have an opportunity to create a masterpiece in your panties, but instead you decide to follow the masses like some kind of robot clone that bores me…

More bitches need to fucking embrace cuz the bikini wax is so fucking played out and I need bush to make me feel like a caveman….and like cheez whiz, it adds personality, and flavor.

Now here is Arizona Muse and her great tits trying to get ahead and I approve.

Posted in:Arizona Muse

2011

28

Jan

Porn Star Melanie Rios Was at the Charlie Sheen Party of the Day

Charlie Sheen’s near death thanks to a pornstar, cocaine, boooze filled binge is a great marketing campaign for these low level pornstars you’ve probably heard of, because all you do is watch porn, but who I’ve never heard of, despite being one of the AVN judges this year, because I fucking hate porn, and prefer jerking off to facebook profile pictures of girls who won’t accept my friend request, or other equally amazing things, like the hurt I feel on the inside when I reflect on my life, or even the random people I see on the street….in tight pants, leaving high school, smoking their first cigarette, making out with their first boyfriend, or whatever depresses me, bores me, or whatever….

The real question is that I just don’t understand how Charlie Sheen interracts with these whores, it would be way to tedious and annoying for me, even if they were sucking my dick, I just hate bitches like this..but then again…she does have a young tight body…and that is usually enough for me to ignore her annoying, uneducated, dumb coomments…

Either way, Here are some pics…you can google her for the rest of her porn…I mean seriously…finding videos of pornstars fucking is kinda easy and you don’t need me to do that for you…lazy fucks…


Or you can always CLICK THIS LINK

Or you can always See More Melanie Rios Pussy By Clicking This Link

Posted in:Melanie Rios

2011

28

Jan

Blake Lively in Curlers Porn of the Day

I am sure in some Muslim country somewhere, a white girl with curlers in her hair making stupid faces is pornographic…I mean religion aside…I am sure there are a handful of people in our own backyards, or on the telephone in our own backyards, who park in vans outside of hair salons jerking off to the shit, the same kind of guy you’ve probably seen innocently stroking his woman’s hair, before letting that take over his fucking life, you know the feeling of silky, luxurious hair running through their fingers…maybe even going to hairdresser school or at least working as a janitor in a hair salon, so that he has access to bags and bags of hair he can bring home and fill his bathtub with, rolling around in it’s elegance and scents, who find this kind of thing highly erotic in a weird way…

I’m not one of those people…To me…This is boring as fuck.

Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

28

Jan

Kim Kardashian Thickness in Jeans of the Day

It amazes me that the media document every single move this cunt makes…and not in a “holy shit, look at that stripper fit an office chair in her twat while shitting donuts out her ass” kind of amazement, but more of a “why they fuck do people care”….I’ve seen this bitch in commercials promoting his show, I’ve seen her sex tape, I’ve listened to that annoying valley girl banter that is totally a waste of fucking time and a horrible influence on the youth, but for some reasone I’m posting pics of her at the nail salon like shit is porn, when really the only porn in a nail salon is the Asian bitches you know will service you with extras in the back room, cuz it is a cultural thing…and not the fat, materialistic, waste of space, money and time that they are catering to…

Kim Kardashian sucks….that said….I am going to go watch her sex tape…cuz I own the DVD…and want to see her actually suck…you know where her career started….when she knew what we wanted…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian