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2011

14

Jan

Natalia Vodianova in her Underwear of the Day

Natalia Vodianova is some Russian model who I always hear people talking about. She escaped Russia to be a successful model when she was 15. The perfect age for nude fashion shoots and topless runway shows because modeling is the only legal kiddie porn these days….not that I am into that stuff…but I know you are…

She’s married to some billionaire property guy in the UK, because Russian girls all think they are princesses, high maintenance bitches who forget about communism because they are too blinded by Dolce and Gabana and their gangster boyfriends….

She looks good half naked, I just wish I didn’t read that she has 3 kids on wikipedia, trying to bring you the facts, cuz that just ruined everything…

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2011

14

Jan

Joanna Krupa in Her Bikini of the Day

My first internet job was helping my friend who was an internet journalist, if that even exists, back in 2004. He didn’t pay me, but he would give me free beer, I am ghetto like that, and I am into selling myself short….

I used to have to transcribe interviews he did with d-listers. It was 2004 and Joanna Krupa was one of the people I had to listen to as I did my best job transcribing her bullshit answers without jumping out of his fifth floor window.

I don’t remember much about her and apparently either does the rest of the world, because she doesn’t matter. She practically doesn’t exist and never did. She was nothing by a Stuff / FHM / Maxim model turned Dancing with the Stars star even though she was never a star, just a self-proclaimed one, and Dancing with the Stars was the biggest thing she ever did, which is kinda against the whole model of the show….

I guess, she’s used to that shit, because she did it with her whole “Polish” act, considering she never faced the iron curtain or communism like I real mail order bride, she just decided it was good for marketing and used it as much as she could….she moved to America at 5….who the fuck rememeber the traumatic experiences before 5….I mean most of us were probably molested before 5 and haven’t got the slightest repressed memory…but here this cunt is talking about rationed toilet paper like she was in a concentration camp….and I just hate bullshit for attention…unless that bullshit is her in a bikini…even if she’s thicker than she once was…she’s still okay by me…plus me and her go way back…she just doesn’t know I masturbated to her voice and her tedious and obvious answer back then…but I do…

Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2011

13

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t get the 10,000 facebook likes I was hoping for last night….

So my protest is going to be not writing drawn out stories about my day in the stepLINKS…Which is a good thing…Cuz I had nothing to say….

Here are the links….

Rumer Willis Got Hired to Model – Which is a Great Way for a Brand to Get Noticed – Not a Sexy Way – But a Shocking Way
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om Hanks’s Son Thinks He is a Rapper and It’s HILARIOUS – VIDEO
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Because This Will Help You Get Through the Last Agonizing Hours of the Week
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Shows Us Her Panties
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Khloe Kardashian Is A Fucking Monster And I Can See Her Nips
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Jessica-Jane Clement Is Very Talented and by Very Talnted I Mean She’s Got a Great Rack
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If Michael Lohan Gets Murdered In the Next Little While, Odds Are Charlie Sheen Did It – MUST READ
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And Now, The Weirdest O Face Ever (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 50 Most Awkward Moments in Sports History
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Give a Call to the Suicide Girl Hotline! – VIDEO
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Pixie Lott Panty Upskirt
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Chloe Sevigny Could Be Hot If She Didn’t Always Wear Such Stupid Fucking Shit
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That Golden Voiced Guy is Off to Rehab!
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Paz De La Huerta, Candice Boucher and Veronika Zemanova
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Bikini
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She Puts the HO in Home Depot (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Laura Vandervoort Kinda Has a Charlize Theron Thing Going On
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Pic Dump Full of Boobies of the Day (NSFW)
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Valentina and Sophie Get It On – VIDEO
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More Fun With Charlie Sheen
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Elisandra Tomacheski Lingerieshoot. Awww Yeaaaa
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Nicki Minaj is a Showoff But Whatever
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Who Looked More Bangin???
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Roundest Thickest Ass on The Planet Earth (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Angelica Saint Will Leave You Speechless (NSFW)
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How About some Lexi Belle? (NSFW)
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And MORE Rachel McAdams Hotness
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Jesse Gets Abused By the Fucking Machines (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Lisalla Montenegro Maybelline New York Photoshoot
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Man I Totally Have athing for Asian Babes Lately
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Rewind 2010: Victoria’s Secret Catalogue – Maryna Linchuk
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Fuck Sleeping Beauty, This Chick is Sleeping Titties
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Olivia Munn’s Legs Are In NYC
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Brazilian Bikini Fight
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Striptease of the Day
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Catalina Cruz in the Mirror
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The 11 Dumbest Things Cartoons Have Taught Us
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Lauren Hoyte is The Hotness
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Scarlett Johansson’s Boobs for Moet & Chandon
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Olivia Munn Fat Cleavage Twitter Pics
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A Tasty Rachel McAdams Upskirt
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Yeah, I’d Still Fuck Britney Spears
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Lindsay Lohan, Is The Epitome Of America, And Here’s Why
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS – The Dilemma Movie Review For Those of You Who Don’t Want To Go Through The Trouble of Seeing Such Shit Movie
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

13

Jan

Christina Hendrick 1999 Playboy Picture of the Day

Playboy tried to stay relevant by pulling out a picture of Christina Hendricks from 1999 when she was just a young slut trying to get ahead, hoping the Pam Anderson hustle would work for her, maybe doing it cuz she had rent to pay, but unfortuantely, she’s not showing her tits in a time before she was fat and when she was actually probably worth trying to fuck, not that you care what I think, cuz just her name blinds you from any rational thought, cuz you’re too filled up on boobs….

Apparently my site got hacked….Let me know if you notice anything weird….other than the clown in this picture…

Posted in:Christina Hendrick

2011

13

Jan

Olivia Munn Figured out Twitter of the Day

Olivia Munn is one of those average at best girls who figured out what it took to get loyal fans, and it unfortunately worked because she irritates me….

She talked nerd shit for nerds making them fall in love with her and nerds are the most loyal fans…not to mention easy to please because they don’t care about how hot she is, they just care that she’s into what they are into, without realizing she is all bullshit because part of being a nerd is the unrealistic fantasy that motivate them to make millions which will in turn make these unrealistic fantasies come true. She figured out the nerd system….not that it was that hard….

Apparently, she’s finally figured out the point of twitter, cuz she posted some cleavage and people are talking about her….and her willingness to whore out…because nudity distracts from adequate at best looks…next stop for her is Playboy…..here are her tits.

Posted in:Olivia Munn

2011

13

Jan

Reese Witherspoon Helps the Homeless When the Paparazzi is Watching of the Day

It’s always nice to see a celebrity reaching out to help less fortunate people when they know the paparazzi are taking pictures of them, you know to let the world know they aren’t greedy shallow cunt you’d expect them to be, I mean she looks so natural in these pictures, she looks so comfortable, like she’s with an old buddy and not like she’s about to get raped by hepatitis dick…

Hollywood is bullshit…I wouldn’t be surprised if this dude was a hired actor to help her with her image….

Not that it matters…

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2011

13

Jan

Rachel Bilson and her Box of the Day

Wrong box Rachel Bilson….no one cares about seeing you load your car with your bullshit purchases….except for maybe my friend who loves watching bitches in the grocery store load their cars in the parking lot enough to have purchased a mini van with good tints so he can jerk off when they do….we want to see your fucking vagina….

You’d think being recently single from having been held captive by that weird Canadian no one cares about would make her a little more into flashing the fucking goods to get a little male attention…I guess she’s just a little rusty….

So here are those pics for my perverted shopping center parking lot creeper….even though he’s got an endless supply of the real thing…

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2011

13

Jan

Paris Hilton Goes to Vocal Lessons of the Day

Oh God….

I don’t know what the fuck I am putting this up for….I have a feeling that when I saw it and read the caption a few times….my survival instinct kicked in and like a bad action movie where we all need to board a rocket ship to start a new civilization on another planet kicked in….and I felt I had to warn you that Paris Hilton is taking vocal lessons, so that can only mean one thing, and that thing is a new album…..because one failure, joke, vanity project wasn’t enough, this ego wants more….

When really she should be producing another sex tape now with years of experience, ideally during a herpes outbreak while a few more months pregnant, because that’ll capture some attention she’s craving, while catering to my fetish….

Either way, you’ve been warned…

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2011

13

Jan

Jessica Alba Isn’t Hot Doing Boring Mom Shit of the Day

I am pretty confident that these pictures prove that there is little hot about being a mom. I mean this is Jessica Alba and she should in theory look good under all circumstances, in any condition, from shitting, to taking out the trash, to being unshowered, to gaining 20 pounds, to the idea of her nagging the fuck out of us to do more around the house cuz the Mexican maid she hired as a tribute to her Mexican father, but the second that shit happens knowing she has a kid….it loses all its appeal…..unless of course it is naked…which in these pictures she’s not….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2011

13

Jan

Jennifer Love Hewitt Hiding Her Tits of the Day

With hips like this, the last thing this bitch should be doing is carrying covering her tits, cuz the whole point of those tits is to balance her out. They are like the optical illusion that allows us to ignore her weigh gain, that she’s marketing as a weight loss, because she’s not quite as disgusting as she was……and the real issue in all this is why the fuck is she walking around with a binder, channeling some kind of school girl, trying to trick us into thinking she’s all youthful and not the washed up, unmarried, single woman with the body of a mom without the kids….not that any of this matters, this is Jennifer Love Hewitt, she doesn’t matter….but here are her pics anyway….


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