2011
20
Jan
Here is some Zoe Kravitz nipple. I am only posting it because I resent her for blocking me on TWITTER killing all chances of me fucking her up her cunt asshole.
I am also posting it because her mom, Lisa Bonet, was the first negro woman I jerked off to, back in the Cosby days….she was like the gateway negro woman cuz her skin was pretty light skinned….
Not that it matters…
Posted in:Zoe Kravitz
2011
19
Jan
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My wife found my website today. It’s been 6 years of hiding it from her. See she’s half retarded and can’t use a computer so it was easy. Whenever she’d bug me about what I was doing, I’d call her a worthless cunt and send her to the kitchen to eat donuts, or whatever we had lying around. I don’t know how it came up, or who ratted me out, but apparently she’s been reading it all week and she’s not impressed….
I am hoping it ends in divorce.
Wish me luck!!
If I Could Be Anybody, I Would Be Charlie Sheen
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Buy Yourself Something Luxurious – Cuz I Know You Care About Luxury….
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Jenna Bentley’s Big Fake Tit
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This is my favorite fucking site of all time….Free real life girls giving webcam shows….Seriously….Hours of Fun
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I Love Amateur Pussy….Especially When It’s Fucking for Money….
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Because You Need Something To Get You Through The Rest of the Week (NSFW)
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Jenna Bentley’s Massive Sideboob Shots
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Megan Fox’s Best Tit Shot
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Robert De Nerio is Amazing and Did a Great Job Callin Out the Idiots of the Golden Globes – VIDEO
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Drunk Nerdy Girl Get Fingered (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Holly Madison Met Her Boyfriend on Twitter
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Full Body Orgasm WTF (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Get Your Pleasure On (NSFW)
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Sexy Athletes VS Wives and Girlfriends – Who’s Hotter?
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Frankie Sandford Panty Upskirt
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Franziska Knuppe, Isabela Soncini, Bree Conden, Amanda Lewis, Oh My
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Kim Kardashian Doing Shitty Yoga
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Male Lion Kills Baby Cubs – LIKE A BOSS
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Kim Kardashian Cleavage on Letterman Last Night
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And Now, The Hottest Native American Chicks Ever (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Stephany Romero aka Selena Has One Hot Body
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Jesus Christ Now There’s Basketball Wives too? – VIDEO
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Drunken Blondes At a Holiday Fight – VIDEO
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Hairy Pussy Calendar Takes Italy By Storm
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Christina Aguilera is a Bitchy Cunt Who Can’t Hold Her Booze
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Bar Refaeli Hotness
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Anahi Gonzales – Luli Fama swimwear
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I Kinda Got a Thing For This Cher Lloyd Chick From X Factor
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Cute Teen Plays With Herself (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Man I’d Totally Bang Julianne Moore
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Caprice & Francesca OMG (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Camille Belle is Practically Topless
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and MORe Kim Kardashian
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Striptease of the Day
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Justin Bieber Probably Has A Small Penis
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Sophie Monk And Her Fuckable Short Shorts
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Anne Hathaway is Catwoman
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits Defy Gravity
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Paris Hilton Shares Whoring Tips With Her Mom
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Remember When Lindsay Lohan Looked Hot In A Bikini
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Emilia Fox Knows How To Spread Them
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2011
19
Jan
Apparently there are fake Selena Gomez topless pics going around….I didn’t see them, but I don’t really read the internet, I write it…badly…
Did you know that it is illegal to photoshop people under the age of 18 onto pictures of people fucking? You can go to jail for that shit…So pedophiles can’t get off to actual naked kids and they can’t get off to modified legal pictures with pictures of kids faces cropped on them, you know to tap into their fantasies and keep them off the streets.forcing them to give creepy while making dirty moans while sitting at the park looking onto kids playing….Where are there rights?
Oh, Selena Gomez is 18…well there goes this post….but it brings up a valid point…who the fuck is sitting at home photoshopping these things and why….oh right…my entire readership…HornyLohanWanker, I’m talking to you…
Publicity stunts are fun with tits…
Posted in:Selena Gomez
2011
19
Jan
I always forget Winona Ryder has breasts, mainly because I always forget who Winona Ryder is. It’s not 1994. Who gives a fuck.
Tipped off by Cosby
Posted in:Winona Ryder
2011
19
Jan
I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops…
That’s all I have to say about that…
Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.
Posted in:Elle Macpherson
2011
19
Jan
Here’s Hilary Duff with a bag strap between her tit….proving that despite her billionaire husband’s hockey locker room wishes….she’s hasn’t quite turned into a man yet.
I don’t know fashion but I do know there’s something amazing about a satchel when it gently caresses a breast…you know when it gets between the shit like a cock about to titty fuck the bitch…pushing the breast out…making it look bigger and fuller…better than any underwire bra…but then again…maybe I look into these thing a little too much…and a blame spending too much time on college campuses, pretending to be a student, in hopes of landing experimental pussy…it never quite worked out that way…but at least the scenery kept me entertained…
Posted in:Hilary Duff
2011
19
Jan
I don’t have kids…but the only reason I ever considered having kids was because of the babysitters…I mean that and the fact that eventually they turn 16 and start having sleepovers and pool parties and family vacations at the beach with their really hot slutty friends who like fucking their friend’s dad….
Here’s a funny video, much more interesting than any celeb bullshit, of a girl stripping on webcam with a baby crying in the background…cuz bad parenting…or babysitting is funny and erotic when it involves slutty nudity.
To See the Video – Follow This LInk (NSFW)
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Posted in:Camgirl
2011
19
Jan
Camilla Belle is some actress best known for her work as a Jonas Brothers vagina that wasn’t touched in the media cuz the Jonas brothers pull this whole celebate, waiting for marriage bullshit that I know is bullshit…but that may not be bullshit…meaning this bitch knows how to suck dick and take it up the ass proper as that is the grey area that makes Christianity and Abstinence total fucking bullshit….
I’m digging her outfit choice that shows off her ripped stomach….not so much because I like muscular girls, as they remind me of dudes…but because I’m married to obesity…the poster girl for gastric bypass surgery and whenever she makes me go down on her…I wish I could feel some hip bone or rip bone…but I don’t cuz that shit is buried by years of emotional eating….
Here’s Camilla Belle…
Here she is with some bitch named Alex Vega –
Posted in:Camilla Belle
2011
19
Jan
Lil Kim had a cameltoe. I am not sure when these pictures are from, because I don’t keep track of Lil Kim’s travel schedule, but I do keep track of her cameltoes and based on the size of her lip, I can only assume it’s pretty recent and that she’s been fisted a lot since her last cameltoe….
I don’t know what I am talking about, I just now this was B.I.G.’s sideline hooker with a dirty mouth, from my experience the girls who talk a big game are the worst in bed, but Kim’s consistently brought the slut that she is or that she pretends to be and we should celebrate that…
Posted in:Lil Kim
2011
19
Jan
That header picture is not of Kim Kardashian’s ass. It is of you bloated front, because I guess the harnesses she’s been using all these years to make her look like she’s got a flat stomach and toned uterus failed her…which I guess just shows us that there comes a time in every chubby girl’s life that her laziness and her bad eating habits just can’t be contained the way they used to before you turned 30….Maybe Kim Kardashian just looks huge next to her tiny sister, who happens to be at her fattest thanks to pregnancy, and I don’t really care cuz I find the whole thing pretty erotic….I’m not picky…
I just like people to know she’s fat cuz otherwise we’re teaching our kids the wrong lessons about good body image and we’ll have a society filled with people on medical scooter racing to the fast food joint…I like doing my part to help save society…
She was also out showing off some tit in a dress with a window…cuz that’s what attention craving sluts do…they let us watch and again I find the whole thing pretty erotic even if I’m not so into pornstars….
Apparently she’s been out there trying to get as much attention as possible because she has a new reality show….that covers such serious issues as her pretending to work out and her mad that Kourtney Invited Scott to live with them in NYC when it was supposed to be Kim’s alone time with Kourtney….cuz her sister’s baby having a father is less important than Kim being happy…Typical crap I can’t believe exists….
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
