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2011

19

Jan

Miranda Kerr Breast Feeding Picture of the Day

It’s days like today that I envy being a baby….Not the kind of baby in the Octomom Infantilism Fetish Pictures , but the kind of baby you gets to sleep all day, have everyone go crazy over him, and who gets to cry when he wants tit his mouth and his new mother in all her new mother anxiety shoves her tit down my throat, provided that new mother is someone like Miranda Kerr or any half decen bikini model, cuz knowing my luck, I’d be born to the pregnant man who Oprah made famous.

I am a huge fan of breast feeding, especially in public, it fascinates me and sucks me into a better place, so these Miranda Kerr Breast feeding pics inspire, while the Octomom Fetish Pics are just comical….and I’d only take them serious if I saw the damage 14 kids does to a twat….cuz that is a fetish of mine….freakshow pussy….this infantilism shit is just stupid….

Now back to Miranda Kerr….

I think that picture might be old…I posted them drunk…So here are the Octomom Pics…Tagged to shit by TMZ…Cuz this is their big break in their useless internet reporting….and they want everyone to know it….This is hardly an actual infantilism video…strictly done for press…Enjoy…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2011

18

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I like going out during the day. I realized that there is a ridiculous amount of hot pussy in winter boots and leggings walking around turning me on…whereas when I lock myself in my house all I see is the shit stained toilet from my wife’s lactose intolerance / pizza addiction….at least that’s all I notice as I block everything else about her out…not that you care.

Add me to FACEBOOK ….I need friends…as I am losing my fucking mind….

Here are my stepLINKS…while I drink away the reality that my life is the Roseanne show…only fatter, poorer, drunker, with less ugly kids…and thus more incest…

Octomom Does Porn
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There Was Some Sort of Christina Aguilera/Julianne Hough Catfight! RAWWWR!
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The Most Hypest Ever
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Because You Don’t Have a Girlfriend To Go With You to a Tuesday Night Movie (NSFW)
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Good God, I would destroy Selena Gomez And Here’s Why…
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I Think All of the Sci-Fi and Make Believe From His Movies is Starting to Fuck With His Head Because George Lucas Actually Thinks The World Is Gonna End in 2012
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Some Trash Named Jenna Bentley in a Bikini on the Beach
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Scarlett Johansson Is Selling Moet
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Lesbians in Class (NSFW) – VIDEO
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20 Worst Behaved Mascots Of All Time
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These Babes Are Ripped All Right
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Shannen Doherty Nipples In See Through Dress
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I Wanna Bang Marky Mark’s Wife
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HOLY SHIT THEY ARE NOW MAKING WHISKEY IN A CAN
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24 Sexy School Girls
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Sexy Shirt
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Double Doggie Lesbian Bondage Device (NSFW) VIDEO
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Meet Christine Teigen
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HOLY SHIT PART 2 – OctoMom Is Doing Fetish Videos Now
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Super Hot Lesbian Action (NSFW)
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Jenna Pietersen – Bodique Lingerie
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NOW THIS IS HOW YOU FILL A BEER CUP! – VIDEO
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I Want to Ravage Andrea Calle
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Pure Comedy: Magician’s Trick Goes Wrong And Knife Goes Through Hand On Live TV! [Video]
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Kids Trampled as Mother and Friend Jump another Female…then Escape through the Bus Window – VIDEO
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Ashley is an Angel (NSFW)
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Jenny Hendrix is Dirty All Right (NSFW) – VIDEO
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More Blonde Kate Beckinsale
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Up Close in the Shower (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Jessica Gamboa Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Month
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Yet Another Cutey Pie Asian
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Man I Love Gabrielle Union
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sexy GQ Pictures
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Hot for Teacher – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Breakfast with a Hottie Named Heike
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Danni Kalifornia Has Got Great Assets
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7 Things You Should Never Say Through Social Media
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Kesha’s Been a Dirty Whore Since She Was 7
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A Queen Fit For A King: King Magazine’s Sexiest Pictures
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Would You Bang Britney Spears? Here’s Some Pics To Help You Decide
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Annalynne McCord Shows Off Her Tit
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Jenna Bentley Shows Off Her Big Tits In A Tiny Bikini
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

18

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

These pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio aren’t that hot…they aren’t that naked, or half naked, like they are supposed to be…I mean she is a bikini and lingerie model or at least that’s all we really cared about when it came to her modeling…I am not posting these for any reason other than because I think all new mothers should look at these, then look at themselves, then look at these, then look at themselves and realize they are doing something wrong….and husbands…look at these pictures, then look at your wife…then look at these pictures and realize how you failed at life…sure you can pretend you think your wife bounced back amazing…and you love her with all your heart cuz she is the foundation of your family and without her your pussy ass would be lost….but seriously dude, let’s not be crazy….your life sucks…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2011

18

Jan

Tryin’ To Look Up Amy Adams’ Skirt on The Muppets Set of the Day

I don’t really know who Amy Adams is. I just know that I am trying to look up her skirt on the set of The Muppets movie.

You’d think Hollywood would have the ability to find new things to make movies about, but shit’s just remake after remake, after remake, and despite having memories of watching The Muppet show and liking it in the 80s, my friend tried to make me watch the shit recently and I wanted to kill myself, those fucking creepy stuffed things are irritating as shit..

The only way I’d be down with this project is if it was a hardcore porn, not cuz I want to see Amy Adams fuck, but cuz I want to see muppets fuck, and if Amy Adams happens to be there, so be it….

Either way, here are the pics, lacking in vagina lip….but I give the best I can….it’s not my fault Amy Adams is boring as shit.

Here’s the upskirt pic…

Posted in:Amy Adams

2011

18

Jan

Tara Reid’s Inspiring Love Story of the Day

This just goes to show you that if you do that between traveling the world drunk, passing out in random place drunk, pissing yourself drunk, doing body shots drunk, hosting wet t-shirt contest drunk, keg stands drunk, spending days by the pool drunk, medicated, in some never ending College Springbreak party even though you are 38 years old, you can find love, with some party boy lookin’ Euro promoter, who likes to get drunk as much as she does, especially if it means bragging to his friends he is dating “Big hollywood star it fake boobs”, cuz that’s just something can’t buy…or maybe it can, considering her last job was decades ago…

This is the shit romantic comedies are based on…

Posted in:Tara Reid

2011

18

Jan

Claudia Schiffer Retired Model of the Day

Here are some long model legs for those of you still stuck in 1993 remembering David Copperfield’s best trick.

I have a feeling I’ve used that joke before.

I have limited capacity when it comes to humor…

I also have limited capacity for keeping it in my pants when I see pictures of how retired models age…I don’t know why, but it’s just porn to me. Maybe it is their superior genetics, or the comedy of seeing them struggle with aging, knowing their self-worth relies so much on their appearance, and really who fucking cares why I like anything, just look at these skinny legs.

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer

2011

18

Jan

Britney Spears Walking the Streets Showing Off her Thickness of the Day

Here is some Britney Spears thickness in a tight tanktop, tight shorts, showing off her big ass, thick legs and sloppy belly. She is designed to get fucked by black dudes, but her southern racism only allows her to get fucked by white dudes who think they are black dudes, at least when it really counts like getting knocked the fuck up….

It just amazes me that such gutter trailer trash lookin’ drugged out pussy is famous and rich, it’s like some kind of fantasy I didn’t think would ever come true, since money usually takes the hick out of a pussy, it usually makes bitches want fancy things and eat at fancy restaurants wearing fancy clothes, leaving that horrible prostituting past behind them, pretending they never got raped by their toothless unemployed father every day after from third grade to eight grade, but for some reason, this bitch is just as used up as an ex-stripper trying to make a couple bucks to get baby formula and meth….and that inspires me.

Here she is street walking proper….cuz she doesn’t have to…she just wants to…and that’s a passion I can support…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2011

18

Jan

Annalynne McCord’s Ugly Face Shows Some Useless Tits of the Day

I assume this is an old photoshoot with Annalynne McCord. It is so last year, and I’m not saying that cuz Annalynne McCord is so last year, because she’s actually so two years ago, the shit just says 2010 on it.

I also assume that this publication is on a serious budget and figured that getting some girl who is on TV, even if she doesn’t deserve to be on TV, is better than asking their friends from college or the girl who works at the grocery store to do their photo spread, cuz at least Annalynne McCord is semi known, even if she’s entirely fucking useless and undeserving of any fame she has, because she was destined to be the washed up cunt from highschool, fat in her suburban home, unhappy in her marriage dreaming of what could have been, and as soon as this 90210 the next generation dries up, I can assume that her destiny she tried so hard to escape will come true…at least I hope it does…cuz this Hollywood shit just isn’t for her cuz she’s not hot or talented…she just thinks she is…

Either way, here she is with her small perky tits busting out of her cardigan, something that magically makes Annalynne McCord suddenly tolerable…

Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2011

18

Jan

Jennifer Aniston Photoshopped Baby of the Day

People are talking about Jennifer Aniston’s photoshoot for Allure’s cover, because she’s old, unable to get pregant because no dude is crazy enough to lock himself down to her high maintenance ass, except maybe a bunch of dudes, like me, who she wants nothing to do with, cuz she’s trying to upstage Brad Pitt, cuz he upstaged her….

So her fantasy of babies has gone to far, and now she’s posing for infantilism erotica, teddy bear and open shirt, sexing up the idea of infancy in a mainstream magazine, and unfortunately, she kept the diaper changing for the privacy of her own bedroom…

The sick thing in all this is that I know at least one person is jerking off to this photoshopped monster looking pussy…because that one person is me….not cuz I like little topless kids or 45 year old infertile bitches playing them….but because I like desperation….

Here is a video of some very very gay dude talking about the shoot with his very very weird dick sucking mouth….and speech impedement…

Here is another one of the creepy yet highly enjoyable bottom feeding shots…

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2011

18

Jan

Caroline Wozniaki Playing Tennis of the Day

I have a tennis fetish…not because I find tennis players all that hot…although there are some pretty athletic and feminine lookin’ players who don’t look like they are reliving the movie Ladybug by tuckin in their dicks….and not because it’s some high society sport you’d expect to find all the WASP rich girls who won’t fuck you cuz you look dirty and homeless and would rather fuck a black gangster to piss off their Doctor, Lawyer, Business Man dads….but because the sounds that come out of these women can be easily visualized as moans, grunts, screams of orgasmic bliss, coupled with constant panty flashing, sweaty camel toe and hard nipple, even if the bitch isn’t all that hot, I’m fucking sold and I have been for over a decade….I actually watch this shit on TV at sports bars…and I hate sports…but for some reason I call erotica…along with figure skating in the winter…tennis has me hooked.


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Posted in:Caroline Wozniaki