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2011

17

Jan

Cat Deeley in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Cat Deeley is but I do know that despite her tight little body, she’s got the head of a fucking champion and by champion I mean someone who has the biggest head in town and wins the big head competition at the county fair year after year…Why the long face Cat? Oh cuz you’re inbred…Those British, so weird with their inbred games…

The funniest thing in all this is that she’s supposed to be a fashion model, or ex fashion model, but all I see is the face of a boxer, or wife who was married to a boxer, who sustained face injuries for half a decade…It’s like her features were assembled crooked by some drunken genetics…and for some reason she’s on TV….

Leading me to assume you find her hot, cuz she’s half naked in a bikini….but as far as I’m concerned, she needs to be doing a hell of a lot more for me to be won over…


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2011

17

Jan

The Golden Globes Fucking Suck of the Day

I just woke up, because I watched the Golden Globes and tried to medicate fucking hard to forget them….Something just clicked with me as I listened to these idiots talk…and that was that they are really nothing but fucking idiots…the trash of the world for some reason on a fucking stage with millions of people watching like they mattered and I was reminded…that they really don’t…they just live in a world where everyone thinks they are special…when I think they are just totally uninteresting, if anything embarrassing…

I hate that people think these people are big deals and I know you’ll say I only have a site cuz of them, but reality is, I only talk about them cuz of laziness. They’re fucking everywhere…

The only thing good about the Golden Globes was Paul Giomatti won for Barney’s Version. Steve Buscemi won for Boardwalk Empire. That Michael Douglas wasn’t dead….I seen them in action and they are good….but for the most part, awards shows created by an industry to celebrate an industry is horse shit…

I guess here are the other good things about this Years Golden Globes, other than that they made me contemplate suicide….which is always loads of fun!

Maria Menounos’ Tits…

Eva Longoria’s Push Up Bra

Natalie Portman’s Maternity Wear

Some Bitch Named Sarah Hyland I never Heard of….

A reminder that Olvia Wilde’s Boring Dress cuz bitch thinks she’s the hottest thing in Hollywood….and she’s not…

Angelina Jolie Applying Lip Gloss….

The reminder the Golden Globes ar ea joke because Sofia Vergara was nominated…

Christina Aguilera’s Birthing Hips….

All of Halle Berry

Megan Fox Holding Onto her Sex Appeal by a THread by dressing like a hooker stripper trash….

Anne Hathaway booty poppin…

Emma Stone Freshness….

Christina Hendricks Hiding Her Tits to Show You How Ugly She Actually Is

January Jones tit….

The Most Important thing at the Golden Golbes was Precious…cuz she is shaped as a fucking globe….

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2011

17

Jan

Amy Winehouse Fake Tits Fall on Stage of the Day

I had a similar weekend to Amy Winehouse’s life….only with a lot less skinny leg, flat ass, big foot, bloated stomach like she was from Ethiopia and not fucking it, with hot fake tits to cover-up for a drug addiction, dancing like some kind of tranny in the gay clubs….but there was definitely dizziness, falling and drinking in my bathtub alone while crying, something I like to refer to as happiness, until my wife clogged the toilet next to me, makin’ her own muddy waters, and not the Muddy Watters this bitch channels everytime she sings her songs…

This video is amazing. I love Amy Winehouse. She keeps it real like she was Charlie Sheen…Not that I know what that means….but fucking hookers, pornstars and sluts while high on coke openly is pretty fucking awesome for someone from bullshit Hollywood…

Now back to Amy Winehouse…That’s what matters…

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2011

14

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

In the even you didn’t notice – the site was semi-hacked which is appropriate because I only get semi-erections that you wouldn’t know were semi- because they are so small – but that I know are semi cuz they tingle….but my site was possibly hacked and causing people problems – so I spent all day trying to fix it – even though I barely know how to send an email…I contemplated shutting down, but instead I drank it out…

It could be fixed, it probably isn’t. If you are a genius – feel free to email me….

I am lookin for a few things:

1- BBM people to send me sleazy pics via Blackberry – Add Me – 234f6524
2- Facebook Like on my Facebook Page

Here are a few more things I am looking for:

3- Nude pics of girls.
4- Vacation
5- Winning the lottery
6- A new pair of shoes
7 -maybe a haircut
8- Dance lessons so I can live out my dream as a ballerina
9- a tv to watch this free boxset of Hannah Montana I got sent to me a year or two ago….
10- a dvd player to watch those dvds on
11 – food
12- a private jet
13- whiskey
14- a gift card at a brothel
15 – 2 willing french girls who are into getting fisted….
16 – a record deal….to share my angelic voice

I could go on all night, instead, I’ll just post my stepLINKS….

Britney Spears Hard Thighs….
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Amy Winehouse Still Knows How to Put on a Show and By Put on a Show I Mean Fall All Over the Place Drunk
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Kim Kardashian REALLY Want’s the World to Know She Has BReasts
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Because It’s Friday and We All Need a Way to Unwind (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan is Cured and By Cured I Mean Hanging Out at Bars
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Two Busty Latinas Play With Each Other (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Blondes in Sports
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Say Goodnight Fight – VIDEO
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Because You Can’t Have Fun Without Toys (NSFW)
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Anne Vyalitsyna See Through Bra (NSFW)
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Some Rachel McAdams Hotness
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Pauline Butcher Wants to Give You a Workout
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Olivia Munn Knows How To Swallow A Weiner Literally
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Martha Stewart’s Dog Mauled Her Ass! – Photos
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Lesbian Asses Banging together Are Hypnotic (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Alicia Silverstone
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Facebook Hottie of the Day
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Screaming Like a Girl at a Taser Demo – VIDEO
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A Gallery of Cuties (NSFW)
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Jessica Burciaga is the Hottest Thing I’ve Seen All Day
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Chick Shakes Her Ass for The Camera and Its Hot (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Mandy and Kat Get It On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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So Apparently Christina Hendricks Was in Playboy in the 90’s and Here Are Some of the Photos
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A Collection Of Olivia Munn’s Hotness
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I Wanna Bang This Summer Glau Chick
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Heather Vandeven Doing It for You Pleasure
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Now This Babe is What I Call a Basketball Fan
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Cutey on a Rooftop
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Candice Swanepoel: Team Candice > Other VS Angels!!
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Cute Teen showing her perfect Boobs
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jesus Christ Paris Hilton Got ANOTHER Reality Show?
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And That’s What Happens When You Fuck Up a Guitar Solo – VIDEO
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More Naked Cuties
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Did You Know Sofia Vergara Had Cancer? I Must Have Been Too Distracted By Her Cleavage to Realize
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Wet Peach Corin (NSFW)
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Joanna Krupa Is in Miami and In a Bikini
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Olivia Wilde Looking All Kinds Of Hot
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Olivia Munn Can Swallow My Weiner Anytime
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Kim Kardashian, A Dating Slut And Whore
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Kim Kardashian’s Fuckable Tits In Spandex
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Yeah, I’d Still Fuck Britney Spears
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Aubrey O’day Would Be Good At Sucking Cock
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2011

14

Jan

Miss America Bikini Pictures of the Day

Apparently there was a beauty pageant and with all beauty pageants they had a bikini competition because you can’t spell beauty without bikini. I know that made no sense….I am just bored as fuck and these pictures aren’t doing it for me…I hate pageant girls…mainly because they are the ones who enlist themselves in the shit…meaning they think they have what it takes to make it and win…while I far prefer bitches who don’t realize they are hot and worth listening to talk about generic questions and policies they know nothing about…it’s easier to deal with…

These pageant girls have had too much positive reenforcement…the kind of person you will kill yourself if you ever land her and get the opportunity to knock her up and take it cuz girls like that aren’t supposed to let guys like you in them….Since I don’t have the right to post these pictures….here is a totally unrelated beauty paegeant….

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2011

14

Jan

Megan Fox Fuckin’ Sucks of the Day

Remember when Megan Fox was this big deal everyone talked about…you know so relevant in our society that people didn’t even care that she was engaged to a 40 year old from 90210 about 15 years after he was famous…unwilling to get naked in roles, talking bullshit about being bi, trying to milk the whole sex appeal thing, until one day it all ended and people stopped caring, because having an ego when you are so replaceable doesn’t work, because getting fired from the one movie role that put you on the map and actually marrying 90210 actually makes you a joke and even if under your lame clothes lies a bitch worth fucking, even when dressed like an off duty stripper, she fucking sucks….in a bad way.

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2011

14

Jan

Emma Roberts in a Tight Tank Top of the Day

All I gotta say is that I am happy these pictures aren’t of Emma Roberts’ aunt-Julia Roberts….because the only tight fabric I want to see Julia Roberts, is a pair of pantyhose around her neck, hanging from a closet like she was that Kung Fu Tranny in Thailand….That’s not to say I wish she was dead, it’s to say if she was dead, I wouldn’t feel polluted by being exposed to her shitty fucking movies…but I’d probably also take her in a tight bondage restraints with her asshole gaping, but that’s just because it’s hard to find willing ass rape partners…especailly when they are famous bitchs…maybe Julia Roberts isn’t that bad…but I’m still happy this is her young, tight, small titty neice….

Posted in:Emma Roberts

2011

14

Jan

Snooki is a Fat Bitch of the Day

It makes no sense to me that a pig like this is being followed by the paparazzi, landing book deals, has a TV show, when really I’d expect her to be working at the mall, or the bowling ally, where she spends her days eating chocolate and candy, and her nights at the all you can eat buffet, before getting shit faced with all her friends who decided to go to college instead of being the slob in the corner, passed out with her piss covered panties exposed…

She is disgusting, like the girl that no matter how loud she gets isn’t worth noticing, even when throwing herself at you at 3 am, desperate to have a dick in her mouth to feel validated….

But for some reason, she’s a star in America and her waistline just can’t justify that.

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2011

14

Jan

Kim Kardashian is Meaty Leaving the Gym of the Day

This is not the body of someone who goes to the gym. This is the body of a bitch who likes having pictures of her taken who knows everyone will talk if they see her going to the gym just out of sheer amazement of her how thick she is and how thick she would be if she didn’t work out.

I don’t believe the lie. I just know her whole business relies on being seen because she’s not a talent, she’s not an actor or singer, really andy rich, busty, round shaped cunt with no self respect and a sex tape of her getting fucked hard by black men could replace her….any of Paris Hilton’s jealous friends who want the same flash in the pan legacy for doing pretty irrelevant shit could be Kim Kardashian…but only a few of them are that into bottom feeding for a couple bucks and male attention.

She is garbage, or actually sewage, but that’s cuz she likes when people go to the bathroom on her and I’m just helping the problem posting these pics of her…and if this site was relevant….I’d really be mad at myself….

Here are her pics…yes this is my second Kardashian post today…I’m dealing with a hacker – give me a break.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

14

Jan

Lorene Renard Nipples for Some Company of the Day

Her name is Lorene Renard. She’s apparently some french model from France, which doesn’t explain why she’s cleanly shaven, unless the bikini wax has become international, and ruined my hairy bitches fun, which I think is pretty much the case, thanks to porn, playboy cosmo and other bullshit marketing that makes girls think they have to be hairless to be attractive, not that it matters because what matters is that all french pussy puts out easy, I’m talking anal on the first date easy, cuz they like to live the good life, and have no room for thing that get in the way of that, like morals and values when it comes to sex, making this hard nippled model in her first ad campaign a lot more appealing….

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