2010
17
Dec
Who the fuck is Paz Vega and why the fuck is she on my website? Make her go away. Seriously. She’s freaking me the fuck out.
Here are a few redeeming pictures of her….cuz I’m not entirely an asshole…
Here are the horrible recent pictures of her and her hardface on that immigrant show with a penis shaped puppet…..
Posted in:Paz Vega
2010
17
Dec
I guess these aren’t that bad, you know with her making faces like she’s taking a shit, something that I’ve never found to be the most amazing thing to happen when a girl gets comfortable in the relationship, it’s usually a sign you need to run the fuck away, cuz comfort in shitting in front of each other means committment, unless you’re dealing with a crackhead or drunk who just takes a shit anywhere she is cuz she doesn’t know what fucking day it is, or if your dealing with the aftershock of anal sex, or if your fucking with someone with bowel disorders attached to a colostomy bag that someone got unattached from the hose, or if you’re German and into getting shit on, in which case, I guess it’s not all that bad….except maybe for the smell….
If you look close enough, you may be able to see her cunt hugged in her tight pants….
But she still fucking sucks, Megan Fox is dead, the only comeback she can make will be nude roles in movies, and trust me, that’s gonna happen…
Being the hottest thing in Hollywood the studios are marketing is not forever, once the bitch gets cock, she’s easily replaced, because there is so much hot pussy in the world willing to do a lot more to get where Megan Fox is, so there’s no need to deal with ego or attitude…
Posted in:Megan Fox
2010
17
Dec
Amanda Seyfried fucking sucks….I think about her sex scenes in Chloe and I just don’t get how we got here today….It’s like bitch has great tits, a hot little body that needs to be exposed, exploited and cummed on, but for some reason, she gives us this. It’s a waste of prime fucking pussy, and something needs to be done about this cuz I don’t know how much more of these boring pictures of her I can handle….It’s really eating away at me…but then again, that could just be this fucking hangover….
Either way, here’s Amanda Seyfried fucking sucking….and not the way she should be.
Posted in:Amanda Seyfried
2010
17
Dec
When Sofia Vergara’s tits are pretty wrapped the fuck up and not exposed we really get to see the natural beauty that she is….and by natural beauty I mean what the fuck is that on her neck….is that a face or is that a fucking accident victim? I just can’t figure out what this swollen sex doll looking disgusting is. I just know it’s in her best interest to fucking show off them tits, cuz they are clearly all she has going for her….I mean other than her ability to whore out…proven in the birth of her first child when she was 18…..and the fact that her immigrant ass got onto a hit show…despite being an immigrant ass….shit takes a skill I call no gag reflex…obvious, but true.
Posted in:Sofia Vergara
2010
17
Dec
I drank too much vodka last night. I know…I didn’t thing such a thing was possible. I always thought the perfect world where Vokda flowed from our faucets instead of water, but I guess last night I proved why they shouldn’t…..
I also didn’t know who Deborah ANn Woll was because I don’t watch TV, but it turns out that not only is she on the popular show True Blood that I’ve never seen, because I hate Vampire everything, especially Anna Paquin’s busted down bisexual topless face….but she also gets naked but doesn’t show nipples for the January issue of Allure…
Here are the pics to start this miserable hungover Friday…
Posted in:Deborah Ann Woll
2010
17
Dec
Tron looks like the biggest piece of shit movie of all fucking time….one definitely worth mocking….
Someone send it this Tron Jeremy spoof, it comes complete with cheesy, obvious, maybe even shitty or weak porn jokes, but it’s a fucking viral video on the internet, what the fuck do you expect.
I figured I’d post it because the person who sent it in asked nicely, and because you love Ron Jeremy cuz you relate to ugly, balding, fat dudes and you wish you could pull the pussy he has, making him some kind of idol.
Either way, watch it, I have a feeling the frat boy in you that makes the internet work is going to love it.
Posted in:Tron Jeremy
2010
17
Dec
I was walking my dog and came across a very old lady feeding the squirrels because she felt they were “poor little things who were so hungry”. I tried to avoid her but she insisted on petting my dog….and talking craziness to my dog…before looking me in the face and offering to suck my dick for 10 dollars for the Holidays cuz she has gifts to buy her grandchildren…
Naturally, I never turn down a blowjob, especially from an old lady with rotting teeth who likes squirrels, but I didn’t have 10 dollars.
I guess the point of this story is that even the people you least expect are hookers….and that makes the world a beautiful place….
Here are my stepLINKS….
Mel Gibson Said Some Real Racist Shit to Winona Ryder
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The Gift that Keeps on Giving and I am Not Talking About Herpes….Seriously….This Gift Will Get You a Long Lasting Blowjob….
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Lindsay Lohan Has a Stalker
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Winona Ryder Has Always Known That Mel Gibson Is An Anti-Semitic Homophobic Asshole
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Find A New Slutty Internet Girlfriend Here
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Danielle Lloyc Will Get Your Heart Pumping
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So Apprently Miley Cyrus is a Complete Little Cunt That Used to Bully Everyone at School
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Girls Shoves 4 Fingers Up Her Butthole
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Power Ranking the Cheerleaders of the Final BCS Top 25
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Gail Harris Has Got Some Really Nice Tits
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BILL MURRAY IS AMAZING
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Alessanda Ambrosio Hotness
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Chloe Bello is an All Natural Type
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Quite Possibly The Hottest Girl You Will See Today
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It’s Been Awhile Since We Had Some Shay Laren
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Behind the Scenes With Suelyn Medeiros
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Police Versus 10th Graders – VIDEO
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Insane Massive Group Sex involves Hundreds of People at Once – VIDEO
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You Can’t Keep a Slutty Dress Down
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Alexa Jordan and Phoenix Marie Get It On
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Jesus Christ Kesha Gets More Disgusting by the Day
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Two Brunettes Have Finger Fun Time – VIDEO
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Sarah Brightman – Symphony photoshoot
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Pretty in Pink? You decide
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Candice Swanepoel – VS Swimsuit Photos
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One Photo a Day Awesome Time Lapse – VIDEO
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Naomi Judd is…uhhhh….Hmmmm
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Striptease of the Day
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Kayden Kross is Naked
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Craigslist: The home for all your cerebral palsy gangbang needs
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Beyonce’s Most Bootylicious Moments
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Jessica Alba Worries About Husband Cheating Which Means He Probably Is
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Let’s Remember Jessica Simpson’s Great Tits
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Little Focker’s Movie Review a Week Before it Hits Theaters…Exclusive…
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Check Out Amelle Berrabah’s Awesome Dumper
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Rachel Uchitel A Whore In Tears
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Britney Spears Naked Pics
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Some Throwback Scarlett Johansson Bikini Pics…
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BONUS – GOOD FOOD, GOOD WOMEN, GOOD WINE, GOOD TIMES, George Clooney’s Pussy,
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
16
Dec
I thought Demi Lovato was in rehab like all the other Disney whores before her. She’s 18. She’s in entertainment. She’s been doing this since she was a kid. Her parents whored her out at a young age, robbing her of her youth to pay their mortgage, so pulling down her shirt and playing with her newly blossomed tits, seems totally normal….
I am sure all the boring celeb media is going to try to make a story out of this cuz they are bottom feeders, but shit, this is how teenage girls are, don’t rob her of that too, cuz if you try to make her feel this is wrong, she’ll never take it to the next step of fucking on camera….
That’s all I have to say about that.
Posted in:Demi Lovato
2010
16
Dec
Fat Christina Aguilera’s gotta do better than a see through shirt with a black bra to win us back.
I live in Canada and she looks like the serious French trash you see serving hot dogs cuz their career as strippers didn’t work out too well for them.
I’m talking hard faced, damaged bodies, random kids with random people, and shitty fake tits, fake hair, bad make-up…
I get what she’s doing here. She is trying to draw as much attention to Burlesque as possible because it’s all she has going for her and it is her first movie role.
Showing her bra is cheap strategy. It’s like how that same french trash whore likes getting fucked up the ass on the first night you meet her. It gets you excited because you don’t realize she has other motives like not getting knocked up, making the whole thing substantially less special….
But I am glad she’s showing something to distract me to how brokendown and fat she is….but if she actually wanted attention, she’d be showing unshaven mom pussy….I’m sure that time will come…and I’ll probably be here waiting…unless my body finally gives out on me and I die…only time will tell….
What a fucking disaster…both her and her den mother…
Posted in:Christina Aguilera
2010
16
Dec
Here is Tatiana Cotliar a 20 year old model from Argentina who at such a young age realizes the importance of getting topless for her craft….it will make her stand out from the models who don’t go topless…not that there are that many of those…making following fashion not as gay as your construction buddies may think….not that I follow fashion, I just keep track of some of the many tits…and this is me keeping up that trend even though I have nothing interesting to say about it….
Posted in:Tati Cotliar
