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2010

15

Dec

Hilary Duff Thickness to Start the Day of the Day

I am a pretty inconsistent person. Some people have said that I am unstable, schizo, a sociopath, bipolar and a lot of other shit, but really it’s none of that, sometimes I dig a thick bitch with a thick ass, it’s all womanly and I want to bury myself inside her uterus like I was her husbands semen fertilizing her eggs….but this isn’t a biology class….

Sometimes, I point and laugh at her thickness she accumlated to deal with her homosexual hockey husband in the lockerroom telling stories about Hilary to lure his teammates home to initiate her pussy and the new teammates while he masturbates in the corner….other times I like the fact that she’s a dirty little puck slut who likes to accommodate.

Either way, I am feeling these pics….she’s lookin hot, or maybe I am I just horny….who knows…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2010

14

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this message on Facebook:

You have been sending harassing messages to other users. This is a violation of Facebook’s Terms of Use. Among other things, messages that are hateful, threatening, or obscene are not allowed. Continued misuse of Facebook’s features could result in your account being disabled.

The story behind it is that I was put on some spam list, I called the spammer a useless cunt, she reported me, and facebook read my messages to determine if I was out of line and according to them I was….

Meaning they own my messages and can punish me based on my private messages, cuz nothing in life is really private.

So if you are using facebook to cheat on your wife, to plan a drug deal or to do anything like that, you are an idiot, cuz Facebook is fucking watching you.

It is just a matter of time before they delete my account, cuz I like to play differently than most, it’ll be the fourth time they do it, and I won’t be starting up again, cuz as far as I’m concerned, Facebook is dead.

That said, let’s try to get me to 1 million friends before they do….
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Oh and Maxim is threatening me to sue me for posting their Katy Perry pics, when they should be the ones getting sued for exposing us to Katy Perry sexed up, That’s gotta be a crime. Motherfuckers.

Here are the links…I won’t punish you for clicking, cuz that’s not the kind of site we run here….

Christina Aguilera’s INSANE Fat Chick Tits
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Get Girls Naked
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Scarlett Johansson’s Tits are Single….
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The Bed Intruder Christmas Carol
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Amanda Seyfried’s Tits Are Amazing
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Every Once and Awhile Sometimes Someone Makes Me Think That iPads Are Kinda Badass – VIDEO
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Inew Pujol Gallery
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Nicolas Cage is Fucking Insane – VIDEO
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Amateur Fucks Herself With a Lava Lamp
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The 50 Hottest Athletes of 2010
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Cher’s WTF Moment of the Day
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Mariah Careu is Batshit Fucking Crazy
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Close Call on a Kim Kardashian Upskirt
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Some Olivia Wilde Hotness
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Miley Cyrus’s Friend Recieving Death Threats Over Bong Video While Miley Cyrus Looks Slutty on the Set of Her New Movie
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Personal Pics of Some Hot Amateur
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How About a Chocolate Penis Cake??
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Adriana, Alessandra, Candice and Lily
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Suelyn Medeiros is Kinda Trashy and I Like It
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What The Hell?? 47-Year-Old Man Castrates 17-Year-Old Daughter’s 57-Year-Old Boyfriend
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Sexy Teen Has to Strip and Do Push ups After she Loses Bet
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Get a Load of Isida
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Mailman Arrested For Delivering Mail While Nude
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Heather Jo Hughes is Busty
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Hottie Rocks an Army Jacket
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Katsia Damankova – Victoria’s Secret OVERLOAD!!
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Now Those Are Some Big Teen Boobies
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fat Sluts Fight – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Verunka, Allison or Amanda?
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9 of the most entertaining Christmas comedy moments
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WTF Is Wrong With Gwenyth Paltrow’s Face
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Meet Rickie Rennee
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Cher Tries To Turn Back Time. FAILS
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Some Great Sports Tirades
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A Kristin Cavallari Ass Grab
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Blake Lively Is So Damn Hot And Here’s Why
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Miley Isn’t Wearing A Bra And I Can See Her Nipples
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Single 20 Something Hot Chick Who Documents her Sex Life…..Could be worth jerking off to….
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Jennie Finch Gold Medal Body
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2010

14

Dec

Katie Price Has Seen Better Days Which Isn’t Saying Much of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in these pictures. I just know that Katie “Jordan” Price has seen better days and I love documenting undeserving bitches who made stupid money cuz she had stupid fake tits and the majority of the population are retard “Bros” who love stupid fake tits cuz tehy think they have to otherwise their frat house or mechanic partners will call them gay, fall from their little empire they built….

Maybe it is strain from raising a retard baby, maybe it’s bad plastic surgery from being insecure and knowing she has no self worth other than her fleeting looks that were never really anything special, maybe it’s drugs and really who fucking cares, she’s practically a nobody….but here are the pics, looking like a battered ex-stripper in the trailer park, so point and laugh if you’re like me and appreciate good failure like a fine wine every now and then/always.

I’d just love to see how weathered her old sock of a vagina looks….let’s hope the desperation gets to that level

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price

2010

14

Dec

Katie Holmes Brings Some Legs at the Gold Globe Award Nominations

I hate all award shows with a passion. The reason is not because they don’t invite me to attend or that they don’t even give me press access. It’s just that I don’t care to see an industry reward itself in some big scale event that people watch cuz they think it actually matters. It’s all bullshit and I don’t know who was nominated, I do know they know they probably already know the winner, because that’s just how these things worked as everything is paid of and staged….cuz the judges are all insiders….and I just don’t like partcipating in that kind of propaganda bullshit…so if you’re interested in knowing who is nominated because you drink the kool aid and are into this kind of thing you’ll have to use google…I’ll just look at the legs that were at the nomination presentation event…because they belong to Katie Holmes and I think it’s always worth celebrating when a bitch who’s tits I loved in some movie she was topless in is let out of her cage…

Bonus – Some Gia Mangina Mantegna bitch was also there and luckily she brought her legs too. I have no idea who she is, but you can look it up while checking the nominations, you popculture brainwashed homo.

Posted in:Gia Mantenga|Katie Holmes

2010

14

Dec

Katy Perry Still Fucking Sucks of the Day

I have no idea why I feel compelled to do posts on Katy Perry. I hate everything about her, including how she spells her fucking name, not because I hate the name Katy, some of my best friend’s are named Katy, it’s just when she does it, I’m convinced it is some bullshit, bottom feeding strategy that she’s using to get more attention to herself. From songs about kissing girls when she is a girl to lure in the young girls and turn the world into lesbians, to her fake marriage to her lying fake husband and everything in between, like the fact that she has no talent, that her body is average at best, sloppy and useless, and that her tits have the ability to win over the public in another bottom feeding way, and for some reason here I am posting the shit. The whole thing depresses me as much as when I catch myself singing it in the shower, good thing I don’t shower very often, otherwise I may have to jump the fuck off a bridge to stop the pain.

Here she is not showing off her tits cuz she feels secure in her accomplishments and is getting cocky about what we really care about when it comes to her….cunt.

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

14

Dec

January Jones Topless for Versace of the Day

If you are able to jerk off to these pictures of a seemingly naked January Jones for Versace, you have serious creepy pervert skill. You are the kind of creepy pervert who ends up in jail because of his ability to climax to women engaging in even the most innocent thing, from pumping gas, to shoveling snow, to doing their laundry in public, to stealing their underwear while they are doing their laundry in public, to sipping on drinks, or licking their lips while eating juicy burgers…and by you, I mean me.

Sure I’m would never be able to cum to this today, you know now that I am desensitized, pretty much impotent and unhealthy as fuck, thanks to an inflammed prostate, alocholism and obesity, but if this was 20 years ago, these pictures of January Jones woulda made her my slut for 8-10 minutes…and I guess this is a tribute to that while milking the success of Mad Men for traffic like I was Versace….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, let me spell it out to you….I don’t give a fuck about January Jones or Mad Men and I am only posting this picture in hopes that Mad Men fans come storming into the site making me a billion dollars…not that that will happen, but it’s just what I do.

So here is her back for you back fetishists…

Posted in:January Jones

2010

14

Dec

Leighton Meester in Lingerie for Allure of the Day

It’s about fucking time that this Leighton Meester bitch steps up her game and stomps the yard due to jealousy of her costar Blake Lively, who has been getting all the attention. I mean Leighton didn’t suck all that dick, do all those foot fetish movies, or release a fucking sex tape like her ciminal mother taught her at a young age to do to get ahead, to be second rate to spoiled little Blake Lively….Sure she’s given Lively her moment to shine, but I can only assume Meester is pissed off and ready to bring what she knows best, which is getting naked for money and fame, because Blake Lively just doesn’t have that same drive or whore morals and values, cuz Blake Lively didn’t have the same struggles. It’s like seeing her bring the ghetto streets she was from to a fashion magazine so everyone knows who the made man is, and by made man I mean the bitch you should probably use a condom with, If you know what I mean and if you don’t, I’m saying she’s a whore.

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2010

14

Dec

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Outtakes of the Day

With being dumped by your fiance cuz you are fat, to being dumped by Jamie Kennedy cuz your show got cancelled and he doesn’t have to front anymore to keep the only job people were willing to give him, to having the whole world point at laugh at your fatness, Jennifer Love Hewitt has finally realized the importance of hiring a good photo retoucher as well as putting down that tub of ice cream, working out cuz she has nothing else to do, and the idea of dying alone cuz you look like the bitch I just saw buying chocolate bars at WalMart, who I know only has her cats, and you’ve got too much pride, cuz in your mind you’re still Jennifer Love Hewitt, the teen dream, to end up with guys like me who fuck fat chicks cuz they are the only chicks willing to fuck us.

I’ve probably said some real horrible things about this pig, but she’s lookin’ good. See, I can give credit where credit is deserved and starving yourself into something fit is always worth celebrating…I mean if these pictures were actually of her and not actually retouched to fucking shit making her look hotter and tighter than she actually is…..I don’t believe this is her body for a fucking second.

That said, here are the pics.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

14

Dec

Some WWE Wrestler Named Dave Batista’s Daughter Athena’s Sex Tape of the Day

Who the fuck cares. She’s some Snooki looking bitch who looks like every other white trash pussy trying to get a head in some shitty lookin’ sex tape. If I wanted to see a fat chick fuck, I’d just mount my wife like the dog that she is, or even hit up any bar and have my pickings, cuz fat chicks are fucking easy, whether their dad’s are wrestlers or not. Who gives a fuck. I think fucking myself with a sharp object would be more interesting, because at least then I’d feel something other than boredom…you know pain, bleeding, anger, humilation…anything but what I am feeling now.

This is so low level bottom feeding, I mean some random wrestler I’ve never hear of’s daughter’s sex tape, that I can only assume it actually is his daughter, and I guess it is in effort to pay the family mortgage, you know since the world has realized that wrestling is fucking homosexual…so homosexual that maybe she should ask her dad how to show her some moves to be a little more exciting on camera with her leg locks and shit…

Posted in:Athena Batista

2010

13

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

My site got hacked earlier today, so I took a break to drink. It seems to happen a lot and I can only assume I deserved it. I probably offended some virgin loser, or lesbian, or low level celebrity enough to do some damage, but the good news is, if the site got deleted, it’s be a blessing, cuz it’d give me the time to pursue my true passion…getting girls from FACEBOOK NAKED

Here are my stepLINKS….

Chelsea Handler is Fake Fucking 50 Cent Cuz Fucking To Get Ahead is All She Knows
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Christina Milian Showing Off Her Sweet Single Mom Cleavage
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Playboy Turns Playmates into Tron for the Virgin Losers….
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Nothing Like Stylish Accessories to Hog Tie a Bitch Up
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This is Our Future, Courtesy of the Maury Povich Show – VIDEO
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Salivia is the New Choice for Teens and We Can All Thank Miley Cyrus For That
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This is Our Future, Courtesy of the Maury Povich Show – VIDEO
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Because We All Need a Little Pick Me Up on Monday
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god Damn Christina Ricci is Looking Hot
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Liz Hurley is Cheating an Topless While Doing It
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Hot slut Puts on a Show For Her Boyfriend – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleaders of the Coldest Cities in the NFL
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Because Toys Bring Us the Most Fun
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Panty Lip Slip Upskirt
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Nicolas Cage is MAD
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Brooke Hogan in a Thong Bikini Isn’t Quite as Scary as it Usually Is
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This Show Girls/Black Swan Mash Up is Amazing
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Ioana Raicu is the Hotness
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This Young Co-Ed is a Great Reason is Go Back to College
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Head Kick = KO – VIDEO
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Amateur Sluts Get Their Tits Out All Over the Place
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Guess Who is Fat as Fuck Again?
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Maliah Michelle is One of Santa’s Little Helpers
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What’s Wrong With This Picture?
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Cute Slutty teen Doing Nasty Shit in the Kitchen
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Brynn Tyler and Leah Parker Bring Their Pussies Out to Play
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How Awesome Would It Be If That angelina Slut Starred in the Jersey Shore Spoof Film
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Awhhhh Lindsay Lohans Feelers is Hurt!
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Cassidy is Spread and Shaved
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Katie For FHM’s December Girlfriend 2010
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Olivia Wilde is Looking Hot at the “TRON: Legacy” World Premiere
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Hot Teen With HUGE Implants Shows them Off
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sexy Candid Camera in the Gym – VIDEO
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Viva Mexico! Actress Julieta Grajales on the Cover of Spanish Maxim
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Singer Smacks Some Chick on Stage
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Photoshop Tutorial Rap – VIDEO
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Marisa Miller Looks Hot Modeling For Marc Jacobs
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Katy Perry is Half Naked, Just Because
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Christina Aguilera, Almost An Upskirt
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Kim Kardashian Almost An Upskirt
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Kim Kardashian’s New Boyfriend Also Spells His Name With A “K” How Cute.
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Couple Has Sex Romp On Subway
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