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2010

23

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The only thing good about Christmas is all the free food I get at the homeless shelter….I mean along with the general population being totally on edge, totally agitated, totally angry, totally hating the holidays more than life itself, not that I ever get like that, because for some reason everyone’s misery in such a happy time brings me great joy….

I hope you are with your family, having fun, getting drunk and everything on your list, maybe this year will be the one you get laid, but don’t count on it.

I hope you aren’t alone, suicidal, depressed, because life is funny, just lighten up EMO…

Here are my stepLINKS!!!! Merry Christmas. Christians.

Cameron Diaz Bikini Pics….
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Coolest Shirt of All Time
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40 Pics of Katy Perry TIts….
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And Today in Lohan Family Drama
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How About Some Bikini Shakespeare? – VIDEO
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Because These Are the Easiest Chicks You Finde
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Rosie Jones Ooooooooweeeee!
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The Sexiest Cheerleaders of the BCS Bowl Games
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Demon Monster in Louisiana – VIDEO
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This Looking Good Sweetheart is Suing JLO
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The Best Toys for You to Play With This Christmas
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Hayden Panettiere Downblouse
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Keira Knightley is Single
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What do Paris Hilton and a Beach Pail Have in Common?
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Now Here’s a Girl We Could All Fall in Love With
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Kid Ruins Christmas – VIDEO
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World’s Worst Hurdler – VIDEO
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We Call This One Christmas Ass – VIDEO
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And Now, The Best Ass Shaking Video on the Internet
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Reena Sky & Sindy Lange in High Def
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My Favorite Porny Things – Your 2010 Sexy Gift Giving Guide!
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Emma Stone is Looking Hot as a Blonde – VIDEO
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Kayden Kross Strips Down
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I Love a UK cutie
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Lindsay Ellingson – VS Photoshoot
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Hot Blonde Bitch on a Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aunt Becky is Still Fucking Hot
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Striptease of the Day
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Mulani Rivera on the Stairs
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Say Hello to Annie Thao
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More Pictures of Heidi Montag’s Surgery Scars
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

23

Dec

Miley Cyrus is a School Girl in Pink of the Day

Miley Cyrus is in a movie with Kelly Osbourne and here are some of the fascinating pics…..Thre premise of the movie is “A tough, street-smart private eye is hired by the FBI to go undercover in a college sorority.” Sounds like a real winner….

But I figure what better way to ring in Santa Clause than by posting pics of a bitch who believed in Santa just two years ago….

Here are some recent leaked pics for this bitch to compete with that Lovato bitch cuz being 18 is hard on the thighs…


To See The Rest of the Pictures of Miley’s White Trash Trailer Park Friend in a See Through Top Showing Off Them Slut ManBoobs- Follow this Link
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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

23

Dec

Trish Goff’s Decade Old Model Pussy of the Day

I had never heard of this model but someone brought out this old bottomless picture of her, and thanks to her freaky fucking face, I had no choice but to post it. She is 34 now, probably still looks like an alien, in her career than I doubt was that lucrative cuz I never heard of her, but then again I have a hard enough time remembering myself, but she did do Victoria’s Secret and here is her pussy that once was….cuz I know it’s got a little more sag, a little more give and a lot more use out of it now….in my new feature called Decade Old Model Throwback pussy Pics….

I feel like this won’t be a recurring feature…

Posted in:Trish Goff

2010

23

Dec

Anna Paquin Takes a Disgusting Jog

It’s gonna take a hell of a lot more than a jog to make this chick worth fucking. I find Anna Paquin probably one of the least attractive people in Hollywood. I get that she won an Academy award when she was 11, making her some kind of phenomenon, even if the Academy Awards are bullshit….It was enough for them to ignore her obvious flawed everything and give her constant work….one of those actors so good people don’t realize how sick she is….It got so bad that when she came out as a dyke people started getting excited….I mean look at this ass when it is jogging…there is nothing good about this….

Posted in:Anna Paquin

2010

23

Dec

Sheila Marquez in Harper’s Bazaar Spain 2011 Calendar of the Day

I have no idea who this Sheila Maquez bitch is, I just know she’s some Spanish model and she’s in some Harper’s Bazaar Spain Calendar, because I guess they don’t have computers, smartphones or anything else that made the calendar obsolete the last 5 years…..

She is not showing her tits even though Europe is supposed to be all about the tits, leaving me in a confused mess…kinda like this assortment of pictures that I thought about putting in order but realized why the fuck would i waste my time doing that, I don’t really respect dates or times, but more importantly, even people who do don’t use them either, so I’m not sure what the point of this is….no tits, no point, but that’s just what I do here.

Posted in:Sheila Marquez

2010

23

Dec

Ashley Tisdale in Leather Pants to Divert the Ugly Watch of the Day

Sometimes I like to sit on my computer and pretend I matter to useless cunts like Ashley Tisdale enough to make her change her hustle, step-up her game, and fix her ugly. Not because I want her to read the kind things I say about her, but because I think she needs to just step it up and stop being the boring cunt from High School musical in her mid-20s, who plays a teenager and who wins awards for being hot when there is little to nothing hot about her, other than the fact that she’s not fat and that she once had a lot of teenage fans….Sure awkward distorted faces that look accidented are cute on your own kids cuz you have no choice to love them…but when it comes to Hollywood, that just doesn’t cut it….so it is smart move for Tisdale to be rockin’ these leather pants…even if leather pants aren’t quite as fun as spreading twats….even if they are the key to making a twat hot since they don’t breathe…If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2010

23

Dec

Mary Louise Parker in Lingerie for Esquire of the Day

I saw this picture of Mary Louise Parker floating around the internet. It is supposed to be from some Esquire shoot that drops in January, even though she already got naked for Esquire a few years ago.

I don’t have one of those keen pervert memories….I am not one of those people who knows who any of these people are….I had to search my own site to figure it out and I came up with this sex scene from Weeds

I don’t know why my brain doesn’t process this shit, like you weirdos who remember every naked celebrity and print up their pictures for your scrap book as well as to staple on your pillow case to try to make this reationship more than the one sided obsession that it is….

I just see the shit as it comes in and do the best I can to get by…and here is that pic from Esquire that could be old and could be new and doesn’t matter what is is cuz I am posting it anyway…old ladies photoshopped never get old.

Posted in:Mary Louise Parker

2010

23

Dec

Rosie Huntington Whitely’s DT Underwear Shoot of the Day

I think one of they year’s greatest Christmas gifts was when Rosie Huntington proved to Megan Fox that she is totally replaceable cuz there are thousands of hot girls with daddy issues who crave the attention needed to suck director or producer dick cuz they know their role, instead of giving attitude like Megan Fox who thought she had the golden ticket and thought she had it made and let that translate into annoying the world by opening her mouth when that was never part of the deal….hot bitches aren’t supposed to talk…she had it all wrong…but Rosie Huntington is the tool to get everyone grounded where they need to be….not that it will work…but we all know Megan Fox cries herself to sleep wondering what went wrong but unable to figure it out cuz girls like Megan Fox are generally retarded.

So here is Rosie Huntington in her underwear for some bullshit.

Posted in:Rosie Huntington

2010

23

Dec

Old Lady Gaga’s Nude Picture Outtake of the Day

This Christmas season, I found myself listening to that “Do They Know It’s Christmas Cuz They are an African Tribe who Don’t Own TVs, who don’t celebrate our religious holidays, who are probably dying of AIDS” song and decided to look into adopting an AIDS baby, you know to feel better about myself…..

Luckily, since I don’t have money, credit cards, or a real interest in sending 30 dollars a month to some Christian brainwashing program, an African Aids Baby came to me over facebook:

This is what he wrote:

I am an African boy who saw your “surreal yet funny by demeaning self and using cool unusual insults i dont care about myself or anyone else” site or blog or whatever it is you do on my malnutrishioned internet on my starving welfare needing computer given to me by a church in America because America and every other place does good things for Africa because us Africans are no good.

Anyway, i decided to go do some witchcraft stuff on you in a place called Abujah, Nigeria, because thats what us Africans do other than AIDS and death and crime and tribal dances.

So i threw some African bones on the dirt and gorilla cum infested ground and hissed your name out and wishing you die through some cruel way.

I like your blog and the girls you put on because i masterbate to your material atleast 24 times a day, because those girls are sexy girls and us Africans have huge sex drives cuz no means yes here.

PS – Can you adopt me like you were Angelina Jolie and I was the AIDS baby, since I am….

I figured since I already taught him so much about the English language, like how not to write, like run-on sentences, like bad jokes, it was only natural to adopt him like I was Angelina and give him his own post….

He chose this Lady Gaga picture cuz she’s showing her vagina, and when you are used to fucking zebra’s, actual human vagina seems ok, especailly if it is white, cuz black dudes love white girls…That said, this is what he wrote:

I don’t know about you, but these days when I watch porn, I look for the dirtiest “shit in a cup and watch my girlfriend eat it” type of material. You know, the type of shit that makes you want to vomit but you still watch it because that other soft core MILF shit no more gets your AIDS Baby dick hard coz u have seen it too much.

Here is the small dick having monster Gaga in a nude photo, showing her small monster dick, not that her small monster cock gets in the way of you liking it, and by you I mean me, because in Africa, our dicks are so much big that small dick like this might as well be a vagina.

(i couldnt attach the pictures from coz i dont know how to use the internet becoz im an African and live in a hut made of shit, grass and other AIDS babies, but at least i have the internet)

That said, I’m just glad to help some dude in a hut with a church funded computer and dial-up internet live his dreams as my new adopted son for less that a coffee a day…

For this is Christmas and this is what I’ve done…..I’m a modern day hero…Just call me Mother Teresa…Seriously…I kinda like that whole slutty nun thing…and apparently so does Gaga, cuz we’re both just so fucking obvious….

Everyone say hello to Motembooogo. He may post again if he doesn’t get eaten by a lion or die of Ebola.

For this is truly The Christmas Miracle…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2010

23

Dec

Weird Christmas Miracle Video of the Day

A little known fact about me is that I am Christmas obsessed, from fucking girls named Carol, to sitting in malls watching bitches watch lingerie, to all the food, drink Holiday themed everything, I get fully swept up.

I have seen every Holiday movie, I have seen every bad Christmas sweater on every bi-sexual looking hipster, I have decorated trees, I have given gifts, I have gone to Holiday work parties and I am sad that it is all going to end in a day or two.

Now I don’t really actually celebrate Christmas, but my last month has been jacked on Christmas and I’ve decided that nothing says Holiday Spirit like some elf sounding motherfucker with a match in his ass in a YouTube video singing Christmas Tree.

I don’t really understand what this has to do with Christmas, or whether this is actually a Christmas Miracle or not, but I do know that the internet breeds weirdness, and sometimes that weirdness is so weird that I like it, not in a sexual way, in a “why did this video happen” kind of way…

So from my Christmas Filled heart to yours, here is a clip that will give Merry Christmas Charlie Brown a run for his bald head money….

Happy fucking Holidays.

Posted in:Christmas