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2010

01

Dec

Gisele Bundchen Topless and Bare Assed in St Barts of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures were taken, or if these pictures belong to a paparazzi agency or not. I just know they are floating around the internet and therefore I had no choice but to post them for you.

In the event that you have no eyes, they are shots of Gisele at a photoshoot in St Barts changing in the back seat of her car.

You can see most of her tranny tits that could be dick implants and I was surprised her tranny dick wasn’t tucked between her ass cheeks like some kind of tail.

Maybe the female hormones have made it shrink down into a weatherd clit you can hardly see poking out in bathing suit bottoms unless it is arounsed….or maybe it’s taped to her leg….because I have spoke to many Brazilians and there is no evidence she’s not a dude.

Sure she’s married to a football player, and those locker rooms are notoriously straight….and sure she was “pregnant” and there’s no way it was a prosthetic…and sure she was in fired from Victoria’s Secret cuz she was a bad model and not because they wanted her gone before the world found out her secret…cuz admitting your lingerie model dudes have jerked off to for years is actually a he could ruin a huge corporation…and I guess it doesn’t matter…since if she plays a girl in her everyday life and she looks like this…she’s close enough to fuck and not kill yourself like teenager for coming out of the closet.

All this to say….Great pics. Probably staged to hit today to take attention of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show that bored the fuck out of me. I like revenge when it is like this.

Posted in:Gisele Budchen

2010

01

Dec

Sophie Monk and Kristanna Loken Dyke Out in a Shit Movie of the Day

This looks like the worst piece of shit movie that has ever been produced…..It is called “The Legend of Awesomest Maximus” and is one of those things that I don’t understand how it went from being written down on toilet paper in shit to actually getting produced, but I guess has been bottome feeding trash like Will Sasso, Ian Ziering, Sophie Monk and Kristanna need these kinds of things in order to not kill their useless selves….Seriously….this is fucking horrible…

But at least we get to see Sophie Monk play with her tits, kiss a chick, play with a Dildo, cuz she’s got something about her that I think should lead her to a porn career, mainly a decent slutty look, designer herpes and no talent, and based on the caliber of this garbage, it looks like she’s one small step away from that destiny….

Posted in:Kristanna Loken|Sopie Monk

2010

01

Dec

Erica Leerhsen Ass and Titties in Lonely Joe of the Day

Her name is Erica Leerhsen. She is an A-List actress no one has ever heard of because her choice in movies has been pretty shit. You know from Wong Turn 2, to Blair Witch 2, to this nude role in Lonely Joe from last year….

I am only posting it cuz I like naked bitches tryng to launch a career that for the last decade of acting has been real fucking shit…you know so bad porn is probably the next viable step….but also because her father is a celebrity editor at Us Weekly. Meaning, there is a chance he stumbles about this shit, cuz all those celeb magazines troll the blogs to find out what to write about…even this one..and I want him to know just how much a little slut his little baby is….cuz I know at least one person is masturbating to this clip right now….

Now onto more relevant shit….

Posted in:Erica Leerhsen

2010

01

Dec

Jessica Biel Dress Like an Off-Duty Stripper of the Day

Here are pictures of Jessica Biel dressed like an off-duty stripper getting groceries. Something that pisses me off about strippers because they assume it’s okay for them to dress down all baggy and shit because they spend their nights all naked, when I expect more out of their useless, crackwhore, no self-respect behavior….But something that doesn’t do anything for me when it comes to Jessica Biel, cuz I know she’s just a front for Timberlake’s homosexuality, cuz she’s built like a homeboy, so the more clothes the better. Enjoy.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2010

30

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

If you aren’t watching the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show cuz you know it will be the same repetitive shit as always and because seeing girls on TV in lingerie is alright…but if you really think about it…kinda pathetic, desperate and despressing….maybe even lonely, sad and lame….Then here are some links to entertain you….but I know that based on the site…you’re all watching the Victoria’s Secret fashion show right now….so I guess you’ll be clicking this while unloading your load build-up cuz you couldn’t do it while it was on TV because your mom was in the room cuz that’s just the life you’re living…..

Irina Shayk Looking Insanely Hot in GQ Spain – So Good I Shoulda Posted This But I Chose Bette Midler Instead
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong With The Dudes From Insane Clown Posse – VIDEO
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Awesome Parkour
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Katy Perry’s Tits Gallery
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Kelly Devine and Her Amazing Ass
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Mmmmmmmmm Mila Kunis
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Two Hotties Eat Each Other Out in Public
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Hottie Doodles on the Guitar – VIDEO
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Who Doesn’t Like to Get a New Toy
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Debate: Top 10 Wrestling Divas of All Time
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Kylie Minogue Pokies
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Some Natalie Portman
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Ashley Tisdale Looking Fucking Hot – Just Kidding.
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Roxanne Pallett Bikini Nipples
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Yeah Kate gosselin Totally Got Impants, But That’s Not What This Story is About
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Michelle Buswell Has a Great Bikini Body
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50 Pictures of Hot Asians
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Kids Party Gets Insane – VIDEO
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Small Boobs Are Tasty
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Suelyn Medeiros is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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No Cash To Support Your Drug Habit? Pull Out Your Food Stamps And EBT Card!!!
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Irina Shayk Gallery
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Today in Lindsay Lohan News
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You Will Fall in Love With Camille Love
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More Topless Anne Hatheway
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I Hate to Admit It But Reese Witherspoon is Looking Kinda Hot
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Hayley is Busting Out
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I Seriously Love Anything Filmed in Slow Mo
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LA Woman, You’re My Woman
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Irina Shayk Looks Hot on the Cover of GQ Spain
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Damn Huge Teen Boobs on Webcam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Heidi Montag’s Dead Doctor Was One Hell of a Marketing Genius
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A Little Bit of Heidi Klum
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Striptease of the Day
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Anabelle, Kami or Miley? Take Your Pic
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Gotta Love Jana Cova
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The Ten Most Depressing Disney Moments of All Time
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Everyone Hates Lindsay Lohan
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Jeri Ja Whoa Whoa Whoa
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Hot Leather Pants And Fuck Me Boots
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Let’s Stare At Kim kardashian’s Tits
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Whore #1 Rachel Uchitel Addicted To Love
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

30

Nov

Bette Midler’s Ass Flash on TV of the Day

This is the post of the day….maybe even the post of the year…Bette Midler was on The Grham Norton Show. She fell off her chair and flashed the world her ass in a fuckable position…Now, Bette Midler is notoriously ugly and annoying, her music irritates and is reserved for Jewish Funerals, but this is still pretty fucking amazing…It made my hungover day.

So y’all enjoy now, you hear….

Posted in:Bette Midler

2010

30

Nov

Ashley Greene, I’m onto You of the Day

I have nothing to say about Ashley Green, other than that I am onto her little scam and I don’t like it. She’s attached herself to a couple of the biggest things in teenage popculture. Twilight and the Jonas brothers and now she doesn’t have to work it for the cameras like a little attention seeking slut…cuz her attention seeking slut behavior was properly chanlled and distributed amongst the right people who put her in a power position where she doesn’t have to pull out tit, panty, or sex tapes….and the only happiness I have in all this is knowing that in order to get attached to two of the biggest things in teenage popculutre, bitch had to be a serious fucking dirtbag whore…..so I know she’s got it in her…no matter how celibate those cunt dudes are in interviews or on camera….there is now way they aren’t passing this twat around making her lick all their asses while they jerk off on her face….but I’d prefer if she was doing it for us all to see…I guess we’ll just have to wait til those things become irrelevant and she gets hungry for what she once had…It really is just a question of patience, but I still feel scammed….when someone makes the kind of money she makes…the public is entitled to something in return and not just shitty cleavage pics, I’m talking something substantial….She sucks.

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2010

30

Nov

Nicole Richie Pickin’ Her Whore Ass of the Day

I have had the unfortunate experience of hanging out with Nicole Richie for a night. It was back in the DJ AM days (RIP, motherfucker), when he invited me to attend a gig he was playing in town before anyone really knew who he was, after the crack addiction and gastric bipass but before The Simple Life, internationally known celebrity DJ….

I barely got into the event, the security were motherfuckers, they tour manager told me I was fat and that DJ AM wouldn’t know people like me, but for some reason someone stepped in and carted me around with Nicole Richie the whole night.

I tried to steal her cellphone, I tried to make jokes about Lohan, It was like talking to a fucking useless, retarded troll who I wasn’t even interested in fucking and the whole experience wasn’t memorable, I just know she’s a bottom feeding loser first hand cuz I saw it, and I guess so did Lionel Richie when he felt forced to take her in and the Good Charlotte sister who knocked her up was just doing it cuz she was the only semi-famous pussy with no shame who would be into hanging with such a fucking clown.

That said, I got her number years later, I called her and she told me off and changed her number. Then I followed her on twitter and she blocked me and got all her friends to block me too. So it is safe to say that she’s not a fan of me either.

I always knew she had something shoved way up her ass, and not just an itch from bad hygiene, or Good Charlotte herpes, or underwear riding up her ass, or even a butt plug, but an actual object that is causing her pain and making her angry due to discomfort and I can only assume it is a crackpipe she shoved up there when she got arrested and here are some pics of her trying to get it out.

Posted in:Nicole Richie

2010

30

Nov

Some Pussy at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

There was an event and I wasn’t invited…but this pussy was….

Leighton Meester was there because I guess she wasn’t preoccupied visiting her mom in prison. You know the women who taught her the importance of sucking dick to the top. From starring in Fetish videos to Sex Tapes, to doing whatever it takes to get where she needs to be, which is the reason I can’t hate a bitch if she’s got a mom with a criminal past, cuz her morals and values will be in sync with mine….

Unfortunately for me, and probably not so unfortunate for you, closet case, Leighton Meester’s new thing is to neglect her tricks that got her to this level, and man up, in some androgynist statement that goes against her whore training, cuz I guess she wants to feel proud of herself, like she did something on her own, without her pussy, and the whole thing is horrible…If I wanted my pussy to dress like a dude, I’d probably be better off getting down with a dude at least that’s my take on it. I could be wrong. It happens.

Mila Kunis was there and she was wearing the AIDS she got from Culkin, cuz she kinda takes it everywhere she goes. It’s one of those things that doesn’t go away, but like I always say if we’ve all got it, then is it really a disease?! Not that I know she has AIDS for a fact, I can just assume from Culkin’s yellow skin, deeply set black eyes and overall look and their lengthy relationship, that she does.

Hilary Swank brought her big face in some kinda see thru dress that shouldn’t even really be posted because there is a reason they cast her to be the dyke who wanted a cock and lived life as a dude before getting beaten down cuz that kind of behavior is unacceptable in a trailer park. It wasn’t for her natural beauty….

Posted in:Event

2010

30

Nov

Eva Mendes is Not Showing Tit of the Day

Based on Eva Mendes career, she’s got no business attending events in clothes.

See her like this is as frustrating as when I run into strippers I have had lap dances from in the grocery store wearing ill fitting sweat suits. It’s like bitch, we know what you do to pay for those potatos and ground beef, start acting your fucking part, you’re not some kind of personal trainer or athlete, you’re a set of stupid fake tits, know your role….and in Eva Mendes’ case that role always involves her naked….for a fucking reason.

Boring.

Posted in:Eva Mendes