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2010

22

Nov

David Arquette Proves That Being Single is Amazing of the Day

Sure, he’s probably BBMing his cunt wife who is still on his jock about random annoying bullshit, making excuses to talk to him, like using the baby as leverage, but at least when he puts that phone in the off position, he’s daytime partying hard, using his stupid undeserved money wisely, recruiting some young pussy to audition for his dick, cuz he’s David Arquette and despite being a total fucking clown, he’s been in movies and that’s good enough reason for so many vaginas to be ready and willing….

Sure, this rebound with fresher that Courtney Pussy will only last a few months before his cunt from Friends manipulates him back out of guilt for their daughter, or that he feels his coke fueled existance feels so empty and all he craves is his life partner to snuggle up with and just cuddle, cuz trying to keep up with young pussy burned him out…. but at least he’s living out the glory days he can’t live out when married….

What it comes down to is that when you are famous, on any level, young pussy will always perform for your dick. You will always have money and enough fame to live out the good life. Something nobodies flock to cuz they envy it, making monogamy a fucking joke. Monogamy only works for dudes who can’t get laid and rely heavy on the one they tricked into signing up for life.

Here are a couple of pics to remind Courtney Cox that she just doesn’t matter anymore.

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2010

22

Nov

Sarah Jessica Parker Has Meth Face of the Day

I originally downloaded these pictures for personal use. I don’t have a Sarah Jessica Parker, I just like to look at her pictures to get a good laugh and to put me in a positive state of mind, you know trying to figure out how that thing was good enough to get as famous as it did….realizing that anything is fucking possible with the right marketing behind it…cuz I have actually heard bitches say this woman is pretty….and the whole thing is real comedic.

I thought she had a cameltoe in these pics…and figured there’s just something about bitches who look like meth addicted immigrant trannies named Chanel who pretend they are 25 looking for husbands to marry to make them legal citizens….you know with their cheap hair, cheap slutty outfits, haggard manly half paralyzed from the drug user face that really makes you feel at home…especially when it looks like a cameltoe…cuz it makes the whole experience far less homo….

Not that it matters. What does matter though is that I just posted a fucking Sarah Jessica Parker post and that’s gotta be a mistake on some fucking level.

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2010

22

Nov

Mandy Moore in Some Leather Leggings of the Day

Here are some pictures of Mandy Moore spilling over a chair like some kind of morbidly obese person on his motorized three wheel scooter on his way to the donut shop.

I havent figured out if this is hot or not, but I”m going with not, I like to save the PVC / Leather pants for the 15 year olds. Thanks American Apparel.

Here she is reading books to kids, so wholesome…for a slut…or at least for a girl you’ve made play out some real heavy weird fetishes…cuz Mandy Moore fans are proven to be the fucking creepiest in a study I conducted a few years back…

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2010

22

Nov

Robert Cavalli With Some Tits of the DAy

Here is very very rich Robert Cavalli, fashion designer who outfits some of the worlds tackiest showing off his tan…..and I guess also showing off his tits…no I am not talking about his old unfit chest… I am talking about the bitch he’s competitng with for the highest risk of skin cancer….and I am not sure if the bitch he is with is his wife and business partner Eva Düringer, because she’d probably be in her 50s because I can’t really make out this bitch’s age through all the plastic surgery, but figure I might as well post it, cuz old and leathery or not, bikini pictures of people I don’t know are always worth lookin at…it is the foundation of FACEBOOK and maybe even the internet….It’s bigger than us motherfuckers.

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2010

22

Nov

Some Pussy at the AMAs of the Day

I didn’t even know the AMAs were happening last night, otherwise I woulda called up my creepy friend and live blogged the shit… I woulda talked about Dick Clarke dying, or about how this award show is the single most useless award show…that is obvious the record labels just pay off for prizes as part of their marketing campaign…in one of those “let’s create an award show for ourself and award ourselves for hard work to trick the public to buy records”….in some corrupt Disney owned bullshit…

The AMAs fucking suck, so instead I’ll just post a few of the videos that I am hoping you missed..

Here’s Katy Perry’s First Performance….because apparently her label paid for two slots…

Becuase obviously one performance wasnt enough for the cunt to stand out since she fucking sucks yet still struggles to be relevant beyond just being able to sell records to retard kids…

Here is recently single Christina Aguilera trying to still matter….in an outfit people who emotionally eat have no business wearing….She looks like porky fucking pig….

And the highlight of the night based on me not watching the awards was this Rihanna ass hustle….but I like watching black chicks showing off their asses….you know that poppin’ shit white girls try to do and usually fail at…

And here are some pics of useless bitches who attended the useless event competing for the “most useless” title…in a competition of Uselessness that I invented in my head….trying to make this shit interesting for me….

Heidi Klum in some see thru shit…

Avril Lavigne cuz she’s still alive….

Fergie cuz I’ll always like tweakers…

Kesha Trying to Be the Next Gaga in Some Real Cheap Immitation act…

Jenny McCarthy for Autism

Rihanna in Some See Thru Shit

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2010

22

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

I am finally getting the stepNEWS up at a reasonible hour, you’d think I had this morning show fantasy finally on lock down, but unlike normal morning show hosts, I’m fucking up at this hour cuz I was on a fucking bender and haven’t got any fucking sleep yet…I am still drunk, my eyes are burning and I think this glass of wine is a horrible idea but it’s all the fucking booze I can find…here is some fun shit goin in the news…cuz it makes me happy….even though drunk makes me feel as happy as I can possibly be…Hello day. I can’t wait to pass the fuck out and sleep all day.

Here is the stepNEWS

Pregnant Dallas teacher arrested for sex with students

TX Teacher Busted Taping Student in Bathroom

Wisconsin man upset dealership sends mail to dead wife

An Wisconsin man thought he sent a clear message to a dealership to stop sending mail addressed to his deceased wife. Instead the dealership sent mail to ‘June Is Dead’.

Ohio Amputee Tased in Wheelchair

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2010

19

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone just gave me a bottle of Gin that was half drank….I didn’t really worry too much about the fact that it could have fucking AIDS and jumped right in. Unfortunately Gin tastes like shit straight and I had nothing to mix it with cuz I have no money and my wife isn’t around to rob, so I’m soaking tea bags in the shit, cuz the taste of Gin kills me. I feel like am in the Royal fucking Family, all I need is some crumpets, whatever that shit is, but I’ll just settle with this pair of my neighbor’s panties fresh from the laundry room.

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Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Sponsored By Coke, She’s Sponsored by Pepsi

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Candice Swanepoel Is Pure Perfection

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Teen Hotties Bounce Their Asses – VIDEO

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The 50 Sexiest Legs in Sports

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Chloe Sevigny’s Birthday Tits

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Heidi Montag Whiney Tits of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes Tits Make Me Weep

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Natalie Portman Hotness

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Victoria Beckham is See Through

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David Arquette’s Life is Awesome Now

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Cher’s Geriatric Tits of the Day

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I Love a good Animated GIF

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Fatty Fight at the Skatepark – VIDEO

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Brunette in Blue or Blondie in Gold? Take Your Pic – VIDEO

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Self Shot Hotties – GALLERY

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Amber Rose in Next to Nothing – VIDEO

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Jesus Take The Wheel: Father Murders 3-Month-Old Infant By Slamming
Child Repeatedly Onto Pavement

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Georgia Jones Hotness

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Ashley Simpson Just Cause It’s Been Awhile

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Sammie Likes to Tongue Fuck Her Friends

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Joanna Krupa Gallery

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Blake Lively, Just Because

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Irina Shayk OVERLOAD!!

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Latin Big Tits Web Cam Teen – VIDEO

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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity

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Oprah Winfrey is Better Than You an Me of the Day

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Foreign Infomercial Fun

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Three Hot Teens, Because Good Things Come in Threes

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Wesley Snipes is Going to Jail

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Fem Joy Videos Bring the Joy Alright

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Every Arnold Schwarzenegger Scream From Every Movie He’s Been In

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Jennifer Aniston’s Body

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Amazing Cleavage

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2010

19

Nov

Candice Swanepoel is Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

Someone commented on the site yesterday something along the lines of “Ashley Tisdale has a better face than Swanepoel”, I assume it was Ashley Tisdale, because anyone who reads this site knows I find her the fucking ugliest, and anyone with a penis knows that she’s not in the same fucking league as this Bikini model and really when you look at pics of this bitch, how do you even notice she has a face….I mean she’s the kind of girl who I’d ignore the South African flag tattooed on her pussy, or her South African Passport, or any South African warning signs that maybe, just maybe she has exchanged fluids with someone who has AIDS since everyone in South Africa has Aids, while trying to crawl into her pussy, because AIDS or not, when it looks like this, everything just seems like it’s gonna be fine…Seriously, she’s good.

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2010

19

Nov

Eniko Mihalik in a Bikini for Bergodorf and Goodman of the Day

It amazes me that people refer to this site as porn, smut, trash, garbage, or all the other horrible things people who don’t appreciate my shitty financial situation, my bitterness towards my fat wife, my alcoholism and other addictions, including a love for all things grimey, disgusting and perverted, trying to add some enjoyment to my life by objectifying pussy and imagining myself playing with it, all while shitting on celebs who live an undeserved good life….say.

Because I’m posting the latest Berdorf and Goodman Resort collection pictures featuring Eniko Mihalik, my new favorite bikini/lingerie model I’ve barely ever heard of, so as far as I’m concerned I’m pretty fucking classy as I imagine her rubbing her trimmed red pubic hair on my testicles…provided she can find them….I’m high fucking society, at least I want to be with this whore…especially if it involves that shit I hear rich dudes get high class escorts to do,….

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2010

19

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Tits of the Day

I think I need to be sent to fake rehab for my addiction to Lohan’s tits. She has the best fucking implants known to man and I know they pretend these are real, but their fullness and perfection is something only a lot of money can fucking buy and despite hating implants for the most part, these motherfuckers have me ready to put on my diaper and pretend I’m a hungry baby in need of being fed…cuz all bitches instinctively want to nurse a motherless child to health, even the self absorbed dykes…at least I am hoping…


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