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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day

Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

Nov

Juliette Lewis Crackhead Bikini Pics of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Juliette Lewis proving that hard drug use usually results in a pretty skinny and toned body and shit is a lot more fun than going the gym or trying stupid trendy diets like the master cleanse. You never see a fat crackwhore, at least I haven’t when wandering the streets looking for something to try to impregnate on the cheaps even though I know their weak, dying on the inside uteruses can’t sustain our child, that’s probably what makes it so fun, like playing some kind of real life videogame with my dick…

The unfortunate thing in all this is that I can’t help but want to contribute to her ass tattoo with my jizz.

Seriously, I never thought the day I try jerking off to Juliette Lewis and her dirty lookin’ almost 40 would come, but more importantly, I never thought I’d share that low point with anyone, it’s one of those secret people you masturbate and don’t talk about, like when you do it to your sister when she’s changing…If you know what I mean…

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2010

Nov

Linnea Pihl Tits for Costume of the Day

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Here is some bitch with a crazy immigrant name modeling topless for some magazine or lingerie company I didn’t bother looking up called Costume.

The nice thing about models is that you never really know how old they are because modeling agencies usually keep their birthdays secret, and modeling agencies usually do most of their recruiting when a bitch is 14, meaning for all you know, these could be some 16 year old immigrant tits being shown off for fashion, cuz the immigrant wants to do whatever it takes to get ahead, you know to live a life away from the immigrant hell she is from, that whole American dream without being an actual hooker shit, which may seem too young to already be using tits for money, but I figure it’s never too early to get started on your future financial security, especially if you manage to do it in a way that doesn’t get flagged as a kiddie pornographer, since in every other business, teenage tits is a fucking crime, even though relatively freshly sprouted teenage tits are anything but a crime….they are just perkier than adult tits….making them a small taste of heaven…not that this bitch is underage…but you just never really know and that adds enough excitement to my terminally boring existence….to go on another day.

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2010

Nov

Jessica Lowndes Thick Hips in a Bikini of the Day

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I had no idea Jessica Lowndes looked like this, mainly because I had no idea who Jessica Lowndes is, sure I’ve heard her name and I know she’s on 90210 the Next Generation, but I refuse to further investigate anything that bullshit lack of creativity or vision show that was put together in 4 minutes has to offer, except maybe when the stars of the shit are sitting next to me in restaurants, or when they are in bikinis…

So I had no idea how thick this Jessica Lowndes bitch was, those hips don’t fucking lie, but at least she’s got the right idea – covering herself up with a towel, doing us all a favor, cuz we have sloppy bitches of our own to pollute our minds everytime we see them naked…we don’t need some overpaid bitch doin’ it for us.

I am just amazed that this is happening to her so early on in her career, I mean it took Jessica Simpson at least a decade before her cake eating got the best of her….

Maybe she’s just pregnant.

Either way, it’s not as good as it could be, but I’m sure you’ll still like it. That whole small tits, thick hips thing really talks to you, cuz anything with a vagina does….just not in real life…cuz all vagina knows your a creep.

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2010

Nov

Pam Anderson Still Getting Work in India of the Day

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I guess comebacks happen for worthless pussy who was pretty much expired in America, all it takes is a billion brown people who only have one TV station cuz they are slumdogs who find looking at what they assume is an American icon with her blonde hair and fake tits on bitches who don’t have a lot of facial hair is not really something they have in India highly erotic….

I guess it just proves that when you have nothing going for you, you might as well take the weirdest low level offer your agent pithes you, because what you thought was defining the end of your fucking career, actually got you back into the fucking game….

Now all she needs is a sextape with Dev Patel and next thing you know she’ll be a hindu bride living in a palace like Princess Jasmine, never having to worry about anything, except maybe premature death due to her hepatitis, but that shit follows her everywhere….

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2010

Nov

Snooki is Royalty of the Day

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I always knew this bitch was classier than she lets on…I mean she’s wearing a crown and that shit is only for princesses and queens….there’s no way a tacky trash can midget troll with fat chick tits who thinks she’s more important and fancier than she is now that she’s living the good life thanks to getting drunk on TV when her ugly fake tan midget face isn’t too busy talking bullshit on a show that pretty much reminds me that the end is fucking near…oh wait…clearly there is a way…and here are the pictures….

Apparently it’s her birthday or some shit, even though every day is her fucking birthday thanks to all the undeserved fameas far as I’m concerned….Don’t ask my why I’m bothering posting these cuz I don’t have an answer for you other than I’ve been drunk the last 3 days and I’m confused.

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2010

Nov

David Arquette Proves That Being Single is Amazing of the Day

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Sure, he’s probably BBMing his cunt wife who is still on his jock about random annoying bullshit, making excuses to talk to him, like using the baby as leverage, but at least when he puts that phone in the off position, he’s daytime partying hard, using his stupid undeserved money wisely, recruiting some young pussy to audition for his dick, cuz he’s David Arquette and despite being a total fucking clown, he’s been in movies and that’s good enough reason for so many vaginas to be ready and willing….

Sure, this rebound with fresher that Courtney Pussy will only last a few months before his cunt from Friends manipulates him back out of guilt for their daughter, or that he feels his coke fueled existance feels so empty and all he craves is his life partner to snuggle up with and just cuddle, cuz trying to keep up with young pussy burned him out…. but at least he’s living out the glory days he can’t live out when married….

What it comes down to is that when you are famous, on any level, young pussy will always perform for your dick. You will always have money and enough fame to live out the good life. Something nobodies flock to cuz they envy it, making monogamy a fucking joke. Monogamy only works for dudes who can’t get laid and rely heavy on the one they tricked into signing up for life.

Here are a couple of pics to remind Courtney Cox that she just doesn’t matter anymore.

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2010

Nov

Sarah Jessica Parker Has Meth Face of the Day

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I originally downloaded these pictures for personal use. I don’t have a Sarah Jessica Parker, I just like to look at her pictures to get a good laugh and to put me in a positive state of mind, you know trying to figure out how that thing was good enough to get as famous as it did….realizing that anything is fucking possible with the right marketing behind it…cuz I have actually heard bitches say this woman is pretty….and the whole thing is real comedic.

I thought she had a cameltoe in these pics…and figured there’s just something about bitches who look like meth addicted immigrant trannies named Chanel who pretend they are 25 looking for husbands to marry to make them legal citizens….you know with their cheap hair, cheap slutty outfits, haggard manly half paralyzed from the drug user face that really makes you feel at home…especially when it looks like a cameltoe…cuz it makes the whole experience far less homo….

Not that it matters. What does matter though is that I just posted a fucking Sarah Jessica Parker post and that’s gotta be a mistake on some fucking level.

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2010

Nov

Mandy Moore in Some Leather Leggings of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Mandy Moore spilling over a chair like some kind of morbidly obese person on his motorized three wheel scooter on his way to the donut shop.

I havent figured out if this is hot or not, but I”m going with not, I like to save the PVC / Leather pants for the 15 year olds. Thanks American Apparel.

Here she is reading books to kids, so wholesome…for a slut…or at least for a girl you’ve made play out some real heavy weird fetishes…cuz Mandy Moore fans are proven to be the fucking creepiest in a study I conducted a few years back…

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2010

Nov

Robert Cavalli With Some Tits of the DAy

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Here is very very rich Robert Cavalli, fashion designer who outfits some of the worlds tackiest showing off his tan…..and I guess also showing off his tits…no I am not talking about his old unfit chest… I am talking about the bitch he’s competitng with for the highest risk of skin cancer….and I am not sure if the bitch he is with is his wife and business partner Eva Düringer, because she’d probably be in her 50s because I can’t really make out this bitch’s age through all the plastic surgery, but figure I might as well post it, cuz old and leathery or not, bikini pictures of people I don’t know are always worth lookin at…it is the foundation of FACEBOOK and maybe even the internet….It’s bigger than us motherfuckers.

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2010

Nov

Some Pussy at the AMAs of the Day

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I didn’t even know the AMAs were happening last night, otherwise I woulda called up my creepy friend and live blogged the shit… I woulda talked about Dick Clarke dying, or about how this award show is the single most useless award show…that is obvious the record labels just pay off for prizes as part of their marketing campaign…in one of those “let’s create an award show for ourself and award ourselves for hard work to trick the public to buy records”….in some corrupt Disney owned bullshit…

The AMAs fucking suck, so instead I’ll just post a few of the videos that I am hoping you missed..

Here’s Katy Perry’s First Performance….because apparently her label paid for two slots…

Becuase obviously one performance wasnt enough for the cunt to stand out since she fucking sucks yet still struggles to be relevant beyond just being able to sell records to retard kids…

Here is recently single Christina Aguilera trying to still matter….in an outfit people who emotionally eat have no business wearing….She looks like porky fucking pig….

And the highlight of the night based on me not watching the awards was this Rihanna ass hustle….but I like watching black chicks showing off their asses….you know that poppin’ shit white girls try to do and usually fail at…

And here are some pics of useless bitches who attended the useless event competing for the “most useless” title…in a competition of Uselessness that I invented in my head….trying to make this shit interesting for me….

Heidi Klum in some see thru shit…