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2010

19

Nov

Miley Cyrus Countdown To 18 of the Day

I know it probably feels like just yesterday that you were jerking off to late night episodes or your DVD collection of Hannah Montana, back when Miley was 14….

You and your pervert desires couldn’t be contained… but that impending dark cloud and fateful day that you knew was coming has finally come, and the end of your Miley masturbation is finally upon us, cuz there’s no bigger turn off to a pervert like you that when a bitch turns 18.

I am not sure what that’s going to do to Miley’s fanbase, but I am sure she’s already got a plan to step up and sex up her act now that she can legally get naked for us, instead of just cock tease us about it all to makeup for the lost perverts…Not to mention she’s a daughter going through a divorce…a key ingredient in a huge percent of girls craving serious attention.

That said, 4 days til Miley’s 18th Birthday. Good things to come to those of us who like our pussy to not get us arrested….and to those of you who love the risk…take in what may be the last pics of her at 17….

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2010

19

Nov

Jennifer Aniston’s Ass in Denim of the Day

I was just complaining to a friend about how the paprazzi fucking suck cuz they never get solid ass shots. It’s like they have contracts with these celebrity cunts that says “no ass allowed” and I’m the kind of guy who needs to look at that shit….but then I came I saw these Aniston ass shots, but that doesn’t really count cuz she’s so fucking desperate to get pregnant, that she’s parading her shit around, hoping anything hits and sticks to her uterus, probably paying the paparazzi to make sure they get her ass, cuz I’ve watched the nature channel and I’ve seen how monkey’s seduce each other when they are ready to get knocked up during mating season….

The desperation has set in, the biological clock has probably stopped ticking, and I am surprised these aren’t pics of her bent over smearing cum she pulled out of a used condom she found on the side of the street inside herself, hoping it works….

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2010

19

Nov

Blake Lively’s Legs At Some Bullshit of the Day

I know Blake Lively has some goofy fucking face. She’s got these big fucking Dumbo ears and a face way too weathered to not have done its fair share of hard drinking, chain smoking and cocaine and she always manages to be as boring as shit, but there’s something about her legs that distract me from that face and I just can’t stop imagining climbing up to nest inside her cunt with my nuts for my winter hibernation…..Style icon thanks to Gossip Girl or not…I need to see how meaty this vag is, unfortunately, that’s only gonna happen when Gossip Girl goes on for too long and she takes roles to break the typecast, or if it gets canclled and she goes broke, but at the rate Gossip Girl is going and the bitches I hear at the coffee show who want to be Gossip Girl, that’s not happening anytime soon, so this may be as good as it gets…

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2010

19

Nov

Pam Anderson’s Sunbathing in India of the Day

This just in, Pam Anderson is just as useless internationally as she is in America.

I guess she’s rich enough that when she gets bored of sun tanning at her California house, she can fly over to India and sun tan there….cuz sun tanning, along with getting fake tits and her hair dyed is really all she knows…

More importantly, I guess she’s famous enough that when she wants to do this kind of internationally tanning, which I guess is a professional tanners dream, she can get people to foot the bill, like this reality show in India that she manipulated her way on.

I don’t think the fact that she’s on TV in India is really one of this moving up the star ladder moves, I saw Slum Dog Millionaire, I know their TV works on a budget….

I do think that this isn’t representative of her being super famous there, but more representative of her exhausting all options in America. DWTS is really that nail in the coffin of your career, and once you do that the only place left to go is the third world.

So here she is bottom feeding, and as weathed as her lifestyle and hepatitis have made her vagina I’ve jerked off to at least once, I’m still down to see her half naked…cuz veteran stripper looking pussy who paved the way for so many trashy fake tit will always have a place in my pervert heart….but then again so does all pussy. I don’t discriminate.

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2010

19

Nov

Islam Teaches us How To Beat Your Wife of the DAy

I am the first to admit I’ve been slacking today. It’s noon and this is my first post of the day, but I have a good reason….I was learning from worldly religions what the holy way to beat my wife is….because up until this point I was just doing it cuz I hated the bitch…but I knew there was I higher purpose, I was just lost and now I am found, enlightened and I hope you are too….

So now I know what Allah wants me to do when my pussy says no to sex and really for whenever she gets out of line and I know not to break bones or hit her in the face and I am a better person for it.

I may not be Muslim, but with rules like this, it’s pretty tempting. It just seems so current and with the times you know, all those laws that give women rights is so backwards…and dated…these dudes really get what its about…..

That said….this is insane. I can’t believe this in on TV. Who the fuck are these people and if they get their own religion, can I get one that involves all night drunken sex parties and legal prostitution? It’s crazy.

They say French is the language of love, but by the sounds of this, I’d say arab is a close second…it’s just so romantic sounding…like a bitch getting throat fucked….

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2010

18

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to a photoshoot today…it wasn’t for this shitty site…but for some other bullshit I wasn’t allowed to document or masturbate to…but they did let me play with the mannequins..I just hope the little kid sized ones come to life after the mall closes to at night…cuz I don’t think they’ll be happy about what I did to them….I saw the movie Mannequin. I know how this people work.

I’m also drunk.


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Snooki Makes Me Hungry With Her Big Tits
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Is This Another Bitch Fight At Denny’s
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Dina Lohan is Delusional While Lindsay is Leggy
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Holly Madison’s Hot Wholesome Cleavage
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I Mean, Who Doesn’t Like Toys? Honestly
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Jennifer Aniston, Just Because
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A Little Sophie Howard And Rosie Jones Topless…
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The Cryptkeeper is Pregnant
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Kate Cassidy is Definitely Worth Stalking
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Pic Dump Full of Sluts On the Day
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Things Go Wrong at a Pakistani Wedding – VIDEO
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Jennifer White is Naughty and I Like It
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8 Great Places To Have Office Sex
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Upskirt Thanks to a Pervert
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Aiden Starr and Holly West – Oh Yeahhhh
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Camilla Belle Hotness
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Molly and Angela Love Licking Pussy – VIDEO
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Emma Watson is the Kind of Girl You Bring Home to Your Mom
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Taylor cole Left Me Speechless
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Chick Pisses in Store Hahahahahah VIDEO
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Ashley Hobbs is Playboy Miss December 2010
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2010

18

Nov

Candice Swanpoel Checking Out Her V-Man Shoot for the First Time of the DAy

I have no idea how I missed this video…but there seems to be nothing better than a hot chick reflecting on her slutty actions after the money has traded hands…embarassment, excitement, shame, exhileration…all things that make me want to fuck them….

Candice Swanpeoel is pretty much awesome…and so is this video.

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2010

18

Nov

Sharon Hinnendael Naked Cam Show from a Showtime Show of the Day

Here is some up and coming actress named Sharon Hinnendael in a Showtime show called “Look: The Series”….doing some webcam show that I try so hard to get bitches to do for me, but they never pull through on, because I am not paying them….and I guess they aren’t aspiring to be famous one day cuz someone told them they had the look to be the next Lohan one too many times…

I guess this is her attempt to get noticed, or maybe it’s her commitment to her acting career, or maybe it’s just her desperation in having no other offers and rent that needed to get paid….and it was better to play a bitch on cam than to be a bitch on cam to get by…

According to her IMDB she’s landed a couple more roles where she’s not listed as “girl #40” or “student”. or “dead hooker”….

One movie is what you’d expect it to be “Three college girls staying at an isolated home for spring break suddenly find themselves terrorized by a maniac on the road.” but still she’s making moves and looks good to me….

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2010

18

Nov

Some Halle Berry Tit in a White Dress cuz She’s White of the Day

I have a black girl fetish so that I know that Halle Berry is hardly black. Sure she’s got some deadbeat dad she pretends she never met cuz her white mother was one of those white sluts who let herself get fucked in a motel room by a brother and didn’t ask him for his business card to contact him in the event her uterus took to his cum….

It’s possible that her dad was even a drug dealer or a traveling musician that her mom just groupied out on in a night of passion in the late 70s…

But there is no way you can call Halle Berry black. I know Hollywood likes to and I know I write about this constantly, mainly because it annoys me. See when you’re raised white in a white suburban home, in a white school and all your friends are white and you’re a light tanned color, you’re not really black….unless you really milk it for Academy Awards….

She’s just here to make racist white guys think “shit, I’d do me a colored bitch, you see that Halle Berry, she’s a real looker”…while hunting for squirrels and raping their handicapped daughters, cuz that’s what racist white people do.

She’s accessible ethnic and I prefer the real black deal, like all the bitches on my facebook, but at least she’s got great tits….Here they are in a white dress…at some fancy event real black people wouldn’t be caught dead at.

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2010

18

Nov

Katie Price Finally Makes a Comeback of the Day

I probably shouldn’t take credit for the Katie Price comeback, but my life fucking sucks and I figure if I can pretend I am part of something bigger than what I am actually a part of like Katie Price’s tits, I won’t jump in front of the fucking train….

You see a few weeks ago, I hit her up telling her to stop wasting her time with her retard crack baby cuz retards can’t remember if their mom was there for them growing up and retards don’t have repressed memories that surface and if they do…we never have to really hear about them except for in a series of grunts, groans and chronic masturbation episodes…..

I told her to bring back her classy little outfits, and her subtle implants and start making appearances before she’s too old for people to care, even though she’s already too old for people to care.

I told her she’s a fucking legend in the Glamor Model world of trash…

So I just can’t contain my excitement seeing her here posing like a club kid from the 90s, cuz channelling her inner gay male on a cocktail of drugs and not just for his AIDS is something she’s amazing at….Amanda Lepour step the fuck back, Billionaire Katie Price is back in shameless self-promotion action and I love it.


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