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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

04

Nov

Wiola Kowal Slutty in Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the Day

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I thought Turkey people were Muslim. I thought Muslim people hated all things fun.

Looks like these Muslims are less conservative than YOU America. Which makes me wonder, what is really the land of the Free. Is it YOU America who can’t do anything because everything is regulated by big business and the church where everything is illegal…where a nipple is considered porn and where I can’t land an advertiser, meanwhile the Ad exec who rejects me, is doing mountains of coke and fucking his secretary behind the scenes…

YOU are run by uptight conservative Christians or people trying to keep those conservative Christian’s happy…..They don’t realize there is no such thing as god and if there is, he sure as hell wouldn’t be hating on a little nipple, but meanwhile it’s deemed NSFW…

They pump you up with FREEDOM from a young age, to make you think you’re free, like an ugly girl who thinks she’s hot cuz her dad always told her she was….

The whole thing is a hypocritical disaster….but luckily the Muslim’s are doing it right….

Here’s a photoshoot for some magazine in Turkey and there is nipple….

What it comes down to is that it’s scary when you see Muslim countries more progressive than us.

Get your lazy heads out of your fast food, junk food, celebrity obsessions bullshit cuz you’re country is making you fall behind…

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2010

04

Nov

Hulk Hogan Still Wants To Impregnate Brooke Hogan of the Day

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Or maybe he just wants a blowjob…Incest is better when no babies are involved…

To be fair to Hulk Hogan, anyone who is that muscular and that tanned, and his hair is that blonde is clearly someone who is in love with himself, an ego unaware of much more than the reflection in his mirror….not to mention, that anyone who looks and sounds like Hulk Hogan is the kind of dude who fucks his kids cuz he made them and can do what he wants with them…it’s just part of the backwoods turned trailer park Florida way…

I also think,I think it’s totally normal that he’d get excited after watching Brooke shake her ass, and that excitement would lead to him pulling out his dick…but maybe that’s cuz I’m a stepfather who’d fuck his stepdaughters if they were willing to fuck me…and not just cock tease me with thei big tits and tight ass when they come to visit and refuse to sit on my lap for old times…

I mean they are family…there is such thing as genetic attraction and it’s not like she’s a virgin…I think the bigger joke in all this is that this is the only place Brooke has to showcase her singing ability, you know since her record career was a bust, latching onto her dad’s endorsements is all she’s got going for her, so sucking him off is the least she can do…..

Leave Hulk and his incest alone…cuz at least someone wants to fuck Brooke and that’s good for her self esteem.


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2010

04

Nov

Some Sluts at the Horse Races of the Day

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I guess horse racing has lost its appeal. There was a time when this was the most exclusive shit you could attend. You know high society in their hats betting all kind of money for a festive day at the races….it is some sophisticated gambling that takes some intelligence but now they are letting stripper trash through the doors….you know the kind of shit you’d expect to see rockin’ the slot machines in a Nevada gas station…with memories of her glory days rockin’ celebrity cock in the most luxurious suites Vegas had to offer…..for 1000 dollars an hour…but now she can’t even get work jerking off cows at a dude ranch….

Sure, in Carmen Electra’s defense, some of the most active horse betters I know are fat, old, french trash who live in a disgusting one room aparment near the track…so I guess there is room for her…and I guess it’s better in Australia, where these pics were taken, cuz she’s not getting shit done over here….

Gapped tooth bikini model who actually looks good outside of her stupid dresses and in bikinis was also there cuz she’s Australian….and possibly got kicked in the face by a kangaroo as a poor child who couldn’t afford surgery or orthodontists…

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2010

04

Nov

Angelina Jolie for Old Times of the Day

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I still want to fuck Angelina Jolie. After all those kids. All those hard drugs. All that cock, pussy, and random household objects she’s put into herself. The gangbangs, the big tits, the skinny body, the fake lips…I still think she’s got it going on. I’d love to see more of her naked pussy, ideally on my genitals or face….That’s all I really have to say about that…I mean what more should I fucking say….Should I go into how every 40 year old pussy with 14 kids I’ve tried to sleep with hasn’t had shit on Angelina, I don’t really see a point in that…So I’ll just post the pics…

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2010

04

Nov

Shitty Fashion Film with Tits of the Day

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I don’t know what these garbage is, but I do know it’s a desperate excuse to get people to notice whatever they are trying to promote…I also like any excuse that gets people naked and in shower is good enough for me to watch…maybe because I am bored of porn, desensitized enough to focus on not so sexual things, so that I can still get off and not become a risk to society like the other veteran chronic masturbators following you home, hiding in your basement, installing video cameras at your gym locker room, or stealing panties from teh Laundromat…..

So if you can put up with some played out art fag bullshit in black and white…cuz that makes it so visually intriguing or some shit…that I just see as trying too hard and lame…you may see some tit….

Whoever this company is, they should be paying me for the exposure…or maybe their cheap and obvious tactic actually worked for them.

Posted in:Fashion Film

2010

04

Nov

Jordana Brewster on Set in a Bikini of the Day

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I am not sure if the original Fast and the Furious movie was any good, I don’t watch shit like that. But I can say with confidence that their 5th sequel is going to be nothing but garbage. You see it has got to the point where they realize they can pump out any smut, and idiots into cars will watch the shit, love the shit and jump up and down about the shit as they fill into the streets, get into their cars and hopefully use Fast and the Furious as an example that leads to horrible car accidents that bring the bad publicity this franchise needs to be shut the fuck down.

At least the people behind this crap are taking full advantage of the money they are getting from the studios, setting up shop in Brazil, where the cast and crew can fuck lady boys and hot model like bitches with big Brazilian clit….or they could just try gangbang Jordana Brewster…she is on the payroll and has to do what she is told..

I think her in a bikini is seductive even though she’s 30…something that usually throws me off.

Not that it matters….

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2010

04

Nov

Jack Osbourne’s Pussy of the Day

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Jack Osbourne’s pussy is dressed in some serious 90s angst. I guess both of these clowns are. I feel like I am waiting in line at a Soundgarden or Stone Temple Pilot or Pearl Jam or whatever the fuck the bands of the 90s were, cuz I never really listened to any of that shit, I just know what the idiot pussy who did used to look like….Maybe they are celebrating Halloween a few days late, cuz everyday is Halloween when you are the spawn of the Prince of Darkness, which I guess makes him the Prince of Darkness too, or maybe he just dressed stupid.

I think a far more important perk in being Ozzy’s kid is that he gets pussy by association….thanks to fame, a trust fun and accessibility cuz normally dudes who look like this stick to jerking off, you know to prevent them from killing themselves, something I am sure you’re far too familiar with.

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2010

04

Nov

Claudia Schiffer in the Same Outfit Two Days in a Row of the Day

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Either Claudia Schiffer is endorsing whoever made this outfit for her, or she’s taken the Sarah Jessica Parker class on getting the paparazzi to not bother with you because you wore the same outfit two days in a row (don’t ask me why I know that, trust me it is not cuz I am the president of the SJP fan club) even though wearing the same outfit two days in a row would be red flags to me if I was a paparazzi…I’d think maybe she’s broke and only can afford one outfit, like the hookers I frequent…or maybe she slept at some dude’s house and is pulling the walk of shame…something I am sure you’ve all seen and wished you experienced…unless you’re a girl, in which case you really grasp why it is called the walk of shame…and really who fucking cares about Claudia Schiffer, she’s a retired model, two words that when put together in a sentence don’t make me want to masturbate.

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What a dirtbag…

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2010

04

Nov

Sofia Vergara Stretching in Tight Pants of the Day

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Sofia Vergara is probably the most overrated tits in Hollywood. I don’t know what kind of con her immigrant ass pulled to get on TV as opposed to what 99 percent of other immigrants are doing for work when they come to America, but I can tell you that it was pretty fucking major. This vagina has obviously done some major manipulation to get what she wanted and I never really was capable of relating to the over-achiever whores, I am a little more into the down on their luck whores…depseration is hotter than the confidence and ego that comes with havin’ everything work out for her….

None of that really matters, because like all pussy I see stretching in the park or against a bench, or up against a lamp post wearing spandex workout gear, I’m gonna watch very carefully….

Who they are and what they do just doesn’t matter to me…as long as they’re in erotic poses in public wearing tight clothes I can get past dumpy ass, or bad attitude….all I care about is that I can make out their pussy definition and that’s all that’s good enough for me….

You see I am a pussy man and couldn’t care less about her big tits….cuz tits are tits, big or small, as long as they aren’t mishapen, it’s on. But pussy is really where the magic actually happens..

What I am trying to say is that this could be anyone famous or not and I’d be into it. I just want to make it clear that I don’t think Sofia Vergera or her slutting scam to get what she wants is anything special….big tits or not, she’s still overrated.

That’s all I have to say about that.


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2010

04

Nov

Model Paolla Rahmeier 3D Ass for Marie Claire Brazil of the Day

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If you haven’t noticed, the site was hacked, it is serving some kind of virus. I am working on it and wish that instead of getting viruses from weird nerds trying to take down the internet one site and the one reader it reaches in a day, I’d far prefer getting a virus from Brazilian Marie Claire model pussy…but I guess the best I can do is get it in 3D. Unfortunately, I’m not a virgin comic book collector so I don’t have a pair of 3D glasses to see if this makes a difference or if it’s just some irritating social commentary on the state of modern film making…but I hope it works…cuz otherwise shit is just irritating and is making me dizzy.

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