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2010

05

Nov

Milla Jovovich Ridiculous Nipples in Some Movie of the Day


   

It looks like Milla Jovovich, one of the most overrated pussies to ever escape communism when she was 5 and barely even communist, for the good life in the USA where her mother turned tricks for Brian De Palma, while she landed a modeling contract at 12, but what I can only assume were a group of pedophiles, who escaped being called pedophiles by using the “fashion” card….

Eventually becoming totally overrated cuz virgin losers everywhere loved her for being the physical representation of a videogame they grew up jerking off to….

Is back in full force after the birth of her kid a few years ago, and by back in full force, I mean back to showing off her really substantial nipples, nipples so thick they look like faucets big enough to feed adult babies in dirty diapers…for some movie called Stone….

Posted in:Milla Jovovich

2010

05

Nov

Some Sex in Some Lesbian Movie You’ll Probably Never See of the Day

I have a feeling you will probably never intentionally see the movie “The Kids are All Right”, so I figured I’d post the key two sex scenes, because I actually saw this movie, because I have little to do with my time, and I happened to sneak into a theater and wondered from movie to movie for a day a few months ago, and shit was good, if good means watching the trials and tribulations of an old lesbian couple when their sperm bank made kids go out to find their dad who ends up destroying their lesbian family is good to you….I slept through most of the movie…except for these clips….so here you get to see the goods without feeling like a total fag. You’re welcome.

Here’s Julianne Moore’s naked body in yet another naked scene because that’s what Julianne Moore does. I can only assume her exhibitionism stems from no one wanting to touch her when she was growing up as a red head, you know cuz red heads are monsters, especially before bikini waxes were the norm, something that I bet if you researched would find was invented by a red head.

Sure she’s getting older, but I appreciate her commitment to her art by constantly showing her tit…someone get this bitch a lifetime achievement award…

Here is some black bitch with an afro who I find fucking hot….you may wanna full screen this bitch for the full effect…but remember I’m biased and black chicks drive me bananas…no that wasn’t a racist comment….about how they drive me bananas cuz they have a big supply…you’re the racist for thinking it was….

Posted in:Julianne Moore|Yaya DaCosta

2010

05

Nov

Katie Cassidy Topless Strip Scene in Some Movie of the Day

Her name is Katie Cassidy. I feel like I have heard her name before, you know since I do this shit everyday, with or without a functionaing website, but never really bothered figuring out who she is, cuz it really doesn’t matter unless she’s naked or in a sex tape…and today I came across some clip from some movie called Live, that I had the misfortune of watching the other day at a friend’s house, and she shows a little tit. Since we like tits of all cree, color, race, shape, age, gender, since we are an equal opportunity website, I figured I’d share it with you….

Apparently, her dad is David Cassidy from the Partridge Family, who based on her IMDB, hasn’t really got many strings to pull…until this year when she got on Gossip Girl, I guess he was tired of her humiliating the family with her Straight to DVD shit, you know since he was a real memorable talent from bad 70s shows…and here is his daughter’s tight body…doing what it should be doin’ if it wasn’t for Partridge Family royalties…

Posted in:Katie Cassidy

2010

05

Nov

Possible Kat Dennings Sexting to Get Noticed of the Day

(PICTURES REMOVED THANKS TO KAT DENNINGS LEGAL COUNCIL – HER PLAN TO BE KNOWN SEEEMED TO HAVE WORKED )

I don’t know who Kat Dennings is…..I just know she Sexts….because every girl in the world takes nude pics of themselves, it’s just the good ones who let those nude pics out and into the hands of perverts like me….Obviously, she’s trying to get noticed as an actor amongst actors and obviously it worked cuz her tits are pretty major….

Now I’ll just sit back and wait for her lawyer’s letters, cuz that’s what all these publicists do…I call it the publicity cock tease…it’s like a whore who you go home with and she let’s you play with her tits, realizes what’s going on, loses her shit and beats you up and steals your wallet…

In the meantime, let’s enjoy the tits while they last. Remember to save them on your hard drive before they are robbed of us thanks to the Law….I’ve seen it happen before and I’m sure it’ll happen again…

And really, who cares, it’s just tits….but I guess we should give her credit for cropping out her head in 2 of the 3 pics…you know cuz the one she left her head in isn’t the exact background as the other two…she thought she was being so clever.

UPDATE:

Kat Dennings threatened to sue me for millions of dollars. Her legal council insisted I remove the images. She should be paying me for helping her market herself.

IMAGES REMOVED DUE TO KAT DENNINGS THREATS OF SUING ME. However I am sure they can be found on some ethnic site using a tool we call google. That’s your business.

I just know that I’m not down with getting sued by some low level celeb trash for posting pics of her sloppy tits that she probably leaked.

I like to save legal issues for actual celebs.

Posted in:Kat Dennings

2010

05

Nov

Possible Jessica Alba Mom Sexting of the Day

Seeing as she’s been with the same dude for a long time and they have a kid together, I doubt he’d go around showing people these pictures for jokes, so either it’s not Alba, or it’s an inside job to regain her sex appeal after having a kid and pretty much ruining it….I guess you can be the judge and all I really know is that bitches with digital cameras change fucking lives…

Unfortunately, as Jessica Alba’s sext can confirm, sexting takes on a whole new level of disgusting when it is monitoring baby weight, or post baby weight, which I can only assume this is, you know those pregnant bitches just can’t get enough watching their body’s transform…and think the guys they are with who are fucking hookers behind their back to feel like men cuz their bitches have morphed into monsters are into it…

But like I say whenever I watch a bitch breast feed her kid in public, at least there’s nipple.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

05

Nov

Kirsten Dunst Nude in All Good Things of the DAy

Kirsten Dunst was topless in a movie…We’ve all wanted to see her naked tits for a long time, because before she stopped showering, looked homless and like her pussy stank, she was this funny toothed girl with huge tits on a small frame…something I believe is worth celebrating….even if it is a few years too late…because really seeing tit on a bitch is never too late…sometimes those years of rock bottom is what they need to realize their worth to take on roles like this…cuz I know when she was peaking…she would never agree to show nipple…oh how the tables have turned…

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst

2010

05

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

It’s been a while since I’ve polluted your minds with the stepNEWS….

I figure what better way of celebrating officially having the most unstable website on the internet – than to give you some videos you won’t watch cuz news scares you when you’re looking for pussy pics…

Massive Drug Trafficking Tunnel Found in CA

Baby Attacked by Raccoons in GA

Teacher Bites Student in FL

Mad Hatter Ruins Beer Pong Game on Halloween

Girlfriend Gives Lap Dance at Cowboys Game

FL Runaway Forced into Prostitution in MI

Posted in:Uncategorized

2010

04

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

In the event you’ve visited the site and saw “Suspicious or Malicious or Conspicuous Site Warning” because some asshole compromised my banner ads I was running and not making money from. The URL the hacker was coming from was ASD.com. Whoever owns that URL should be killed.

That said, this message was just sent in from Google:

Status of the latest badware review for this site: A review for this site has finished. The site was found clean. The badware warnings from web search are being removed. Please note that it can take some time for this change to propagate.

We’re clean. I wish STD tests were this easy….

Tune in tomorrow to see what else can go wrong on DrunkenStepfather.com….and to really test my patience in running a website that sucks….

I haven’t quit the site yet, but I’m telling you someone sure wants me to.

Here are my stepLINKS

Kanye West Banged Kim Kardashian – I Knew She Had a Cock and that Sex Tape Was Stunt Cunt
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At This Point, We Could Put Auto Tune on My Farts and They Could Get a Record Deal
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Impress Girls Enough To Have THem Approach You and As For a Ride on Your Dick She’ll Be Calling Trigger’
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Her Pussy Wants Your Cock – VIDEO
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Miley Cyrus And A Girl With Big Tits
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Dude Gets Lapdance At Cowboy Game
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Miley Cyrus is Nice and Medicated Through Her Whore Mom’s Cheating…Good things to come…
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Because My Day Has Been Hard as Hell and It’s Time to Pull One Out
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Sarah Jean Underwood Got a New Set of Tits and They Are Fine By Me
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The 25 Most Embarrassing Athlete Endorsements
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I Don’t Know Who Monqie Parent is But She Sure Has One Nice Rack
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Jesus Christ, Lady Gaga Looks, Dare I Say, NORMAL
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This Panty Upskirt is Brought To You By Blake Lively
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Sophia Busy is Looking Pretty Hot
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Hey It’s Carlton Banks! – VIDEO
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Front Row Lap Dance At a Cowboys Game
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A Nice Gallery of Capri Anderson
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I Love Bad Girls Club – VIDEO
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Check Out the Lovely Lindsay Meadows
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File Under: Things You Didn’t Think Could Get You Laid
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Frieda Pinto is Looking Good as Always
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Gotta Love Girls That Love to Eat Pussy – VIDEO
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Playboy Cyber Girl Tess Taylor Arlington
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Gay Fish And George W. Bush Are Like Soul Sisters, Or Something
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Carmen Electra is Looking Pretty Good
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After all This Time I Still Got a Thing for Heather Graham
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Now She’s One Busty Teen
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Miley Cyrus Jailbait
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Jessica Simpson is Fat and Wasted
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Halloween Fight – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Tera Patrick is Hot in the Jungle
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WTF Photo of the Day
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10 Toys That Will Screw Your Kid Up For Life
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Meet Julissa – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know About You But I Want a Portia di Rossi and Ellen Sex Tape
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS – Facebook Friend Who May Not be Real of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

04

Nov

Blake Lively Panty Flash of the Day

I think Blake Lively looks like a haggard prostitute who does too much coke, but she plays such a good girl with her public persona, so how could she be a haggard prostitute who does too much coke? Simple. All good girls put up a bad girl front, they want the world to think they suck dick while taking it up the ass and using one hand to finger a chick and the other to cut lines, when the real girls who do that shit want no one to know…

So Blake Lively finally had a slip-up and her squeaky clean image her face tells a different story about finally flashed some cunt…sure it’s wrapped up in panty cunt…but still cunt to me…..


To See The Rest of the Picture Since the Paparazzi Hate Me – Follow This LInk
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Posted in:Blake Lively

2010

04

Nov

Wiola Kowal Slutty in Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the Day

I thought Turkey people were Muslim. I thought Muslim people hated all things fun.

Looks like these Muslims are less conservative than YOU America. Which makes me wonder, what is really the land of the Free. Is it YOU America who can’t do anything because everything is regulated by big business and the church where everything is illegal…where a nipple is considered porn and where I can’t land an advertiser, meanwhile the Ad exec who rejects me, is doing mountains of coke and fucking his secretary behind the scenes…

YOU are run by uptight conservative Christians or people trying to keep those conservative Christian’s happy…..They don’t realize there is no such thing as god and if there is, he sure as hell wouldn’t be hating on a little nipple, but meanwhile it’s deemed NSFW…

They pump you up with FREEDOM from a young age, to make you think you’re free, like an ugly girl who thinks she’s hot cuz her dad always told her she was….

The whole thing is a hypocritical disaster….but luckily the Muslim’s are doing it right….

Here’s a photoshoot for some magazine in Turkey and there is nipple….

What it comes down to is that it’s scary when you see Muslim countries more progressive than us.

Get your lazy heads out of your fast food, junk food, celebrity obsessions bullshit cuz you’re country is making you fall behind…

Posted in:Wiola Kowal