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Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

Oct

Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Is Finally Released of the Day

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Karissa Shannon’s Sex Tape has been Fully Released!!!

Hugh Hefner’s bunny has been naughty and instead of taking it up the ass from his 90 year old cock, she’s moved on from Playboy to release her very own sex tape… “Karissa Shannon Superstar”

I guess this in hopes of bigger things….like she was in the Kim Kardashian school of getting famous…depite the fact she already peaked with Playboy and there’s no where else for this trashy idiot to go but down….and unfortunately for you racists, her going down is on some trying to be famous nobody actor…who is black…

I’m not complaining……cuz I like watching girls fuck…I like seeing them so starved for fame that they’d do this to themselves…it takes a special kind of girl to be this attention starved…the kind of girl I like watching have sex…even if they were already getting naked before fucking on camera…

All this to say, I just wonder where she gets cummed on…

Go HERE to see the whole video…..

Here was the exclusive preview we stole from VIVID…..filled with rough sex….

If you’re as into celeb sex tapes as me and want to see the whole thing…then:

GET YOUR COPY OF THE KARISSA SHANNON SEX TAPE BY CLICKING THIS LINK
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2010

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been using my stepLINKS to either rip into assholes who annoy me, or campaign for more TWITTER FOLLOWERS or FACEBOOK FRIENDS even if Facebook always shuts me down….and although I didn’t reach my 5,000 friend by the weekend mark, I did manage to get 3 friend requests from hot pussy….unfortunately 2 were spammers for a webcam site and one was a dude pretending to be a chick…but still a better ratio than my everyday life…so as far as I’m concerned shit’s working out for me…even if it’s not working out at all….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Snooki Was Offered a Porn Job
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Phoebe Price Titties on the Trampoline Her Birthday
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Jessica Biel’s Best Ass Shots
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Liz Hurley’s Cleavage is Always Worth Taking a Look At
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Do it for the ladies…Serious handjobs Come When you Buy This….
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Because There’s No Fucking Way You Got Laid All Weekend
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4 Lesbian Chicks Get It On – VIDEO
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No Panty Pussy Upskirt…Thanks Rachel Uchitel….You Whore…
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Top 100 Steamiest Sex Symbols in Sports History
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Camel Toes And Side Boobage: Another Night Out For Miley
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This Kid Looks Like Hes DYING – VIDEO
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Susan Sarandon Has Some Sweet Tits When She Was Young and Here They Are
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When Bullfights Go Bad – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies
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Take a Ride on the Hoffway
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Gisele Bundchen, Just Because
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Sami And Kayla Get Dirty
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Nikki B Has Got Some Body
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11 & 12-Yr Old Arrested For Robbing Business’ At Gunpoint – VIDEO
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Aimee Addison & Alyssa Reece – VIDEO
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“Bad Girls Club’s” Erica Langston Has a Sextape
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SHIA LEBOUF AND FRANKIER MUNIZ CAGE FIGHT TO THE DEATH
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Carey Mulligan is Looking Hot Lately
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Sami Likes to Be Licked All Over – VIDEO
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Joanna Krupa for Venus Swimwear
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Late Night Hipster Hottie
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Victoria Justive Hotness
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Cute Katie Flashes Her Boobs
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Boobs of Steel Smash Everything on Germany’s Got Talent
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Amanda Will Surely Make Your Afternoon Better
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Chick FAILS At Suckerpunch – VIDEO
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Homeless Guy X Puppets X Under Pressure = HOLY SHIT
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Lauren Conrad Hot Legs
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Amma Roberts is In Her Underwear
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Jessica Alba’s Sexy GQ UK Video Preview
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2010

Oct

Russell Simmons and Some Young Bitches in Bikini of the Day

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Russell Simmons’ adult lisp could be the reason he gets girls, you know since women like to be with adults who sound 3, but who more importantly have big tongues to fuck their pussies with….but I’m pretty sure it’s got more to do with money and power in the music industry…cuz all girls are fucking power hungry, money grubbing whores…and if I was him, I’d be doing the same fucking thing…taking in all the attention to make up for all the assholes who laughed at me for talking like a 3 year old growing up….it’s one of those revenge is bittersweet kinda things….cuz hot young pussy in bikini hanging off you like you’re a god is always a pretty good sign you’ve made it…and that is why the closest thing I have to hot young pussy in a bikini hanging off me is a fat, 50 year old who morbidly obese and pretty much bed bound…..if you know what I mean….if you dont it’s that I suck at life…thanks for making me spell it out fucker..

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2010

Oct

Coco’s Bikini Ridiculousness of the Day

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I don’t know how recent these are…but I can’t imagine them being that old…because Coco’s life is pretty much one of decadence with very little work…so a weekend trip to the beach isn’t that unlikely, she probably even got there on a private jet, because her hooker skills landed her one client who disguises himself as her husband….but really just pays her way as she does what he says and gives him access to her stripper lookin’ ridiculousness of a body whenever he demands it…which in a lot of ways is a lot less bullshit than actual marriage…so we should respect these gutter tits for doin’ something decent and almost respecful with her pussy…something I’m pretty sure no one expected from her when she got out of her ass implant surgery back when she was just starting out as a white chick for black dick cuz she’s thick.

To See the Rest of Coco’s Ridiculous Body in a Bikini – Follow This Link
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2010

Oct

Helen Flanagan in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who Helen Flanagan is…It seems like I don’t know who any of these sluts are…I just know to put up the pictures of them…because you weirdos know who they are…and follow their every move…and post pictures of them next to your bed…with semen…

It turns out that a quick google search will show that she’s 20, on a show called Cornation Street from the UK that I’ve had the unfortunate displeasure of watching living in Canada. If you don’t believe me – watch this clip….from the era I was forced to watch this….

Yes. It is that fucking bad….but I guess they air the show here since the Queen is on our money….and proves that Brits are fucking weird and nothing you want to be a part of. The cast was all working class and ugly…

I guess they’ve changed the strategy….cuz here is one of their trophy pasty cunts in a bikini….because I guess they realized old dying hags with missing teeth wasn’t really keeping the show young a relevant….

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2010

Oct

David Arquette and Courtney Cox in Some Stupid Campaign of the Day

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I am not sure if this is supposed to be funny. I am not even sure if David Arquette is still famous or if anyone knows who he is other than people who have seen Scream, I just know this is a furries fetish in the mainstream and I haven’t seen Furries porn in years….but I guess that’s because I’m not married to a monster like Courtney Cox, who although has fame I need to stay relevant, looks better dressed up as a sports mascot….

Either way, this is for some Domestic Dispute bullshit, Courtney Cox looks like hell, making me think that whatever she did to her face is the real crime against women.

Just be happy this video wasn’t staring Alexis Arquette…cuz that woulda taken on a whole new level of weird, not funny and borderline traumatic…

This whole thing is WAY too funny or die for me…seriously garbage and I am only posting it because I care about battered women finding a new safehaven on my dick…mainly because I like the way they cringe when I lift my hand to them…

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2010

Oct

Kendall Jenner at the Teen Vogue Event of the DAy

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I should probably not be posting these pictures of half sister to the Kardashians and Brody Jenner….not because the Kardashians are a stain on society and I want them all to disappear, making the idea of a new one both disgusting and frightening, but because because she’s 14 years old and I didn’t realize that goin’ into this…she’s got 4 more years of Kim Kardashian to tarnish any wholesomeness she may have had…and we can expect her to follow her older sister’s lead…cuz they all do…but right now…let’s just pretend she still plays with Barbies…cuz 14 is fucking young…it isn’t even legal in Canada anymore….it’s just interesting to place bets on where you think this one is going to end up….I’m thinking fat…you’re probably hoping she’s into anything that involves her half naked and taking 10 dollars a song…

I guess only time will tell…

The real question is whether it is legal for me to post these pictures or not…I think once they go public in Hollywood with TV shows and a modeling career that was controversial cuz she posed half naked, it is…You know once the family sells their souls to the industry, shir is fairgame, but I guess if I wake up with the FBI pointing guns at my head, we’ll know the answer to that…

In the meantime, here’s Kendall Jenner at some Teen Vogue Party she was at with a lot of other young starts for you perverts…

To make this post less creepy, here are some pictures of some of the other sluts of all ages at the Teen Vogue event….

Victoria Justice is a whole lot of hype….

Kelly Osbourne was Better fat…but even then she was still disgusting…just a better kind of disgusting….

Kate Mara hid her cock…

The Cast of The Hills looked like shit….I guess everything has fallen about since their forced retirement…

AJ Michalka looks like white trash…with a bra built into her dress…

Emma Roberts wore the right dress

Miley Cyrus’s sister brought her uglier than Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus impression…

Zelda Williams, who used to be my friendster friend when she was still in high school and friendster still existed brought her lesbianism….

Brittany Snow Brought her Tits…dressed as Tara Reid

Raven Symone was there on security detail…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2010

Oct

Cindy Taylor’s Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who Cindy Taylor is.

So I looked her up and I still don’t know who she is.

Apparently, in the late 90s, she was in some ad campaigns for a bunch of companies…

But more importantly, in the early 2010’s she was at this pool in a white bikini, showing off what look like little implants and a 30-something year old body….

Something I’ve been into since I was at a friend’s pool and his 18 year old sister was walking around, unaware that her white bikini was see through, showing the world, her fully bald pussy lips while acting fully clothed…

So here I am trying to relive that moment it every chance I get….unfortunately, today’s opportunity didn’t workout so well.

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2010

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Ashley Tidale was in a bikini and you may be wondering why I care since I am not a teenage girl and I am the guy who calls this overrated bitch out on being ugly whenever pictures of her come along….

I appreciate the fact that she’s tried to fix her ugly face with surgery…I appreciate the fact that she goes to the gym 5 times a day to not get fat cuz that would be the end of her…but I don’t appreciate the fact that despite these efforts, she’s still fucking ugly. It actually kinda depresses me. Actually.

So, as my good deed, or community service to her, I figure I have no choice but to continue the “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch” so that one day it gets to her, and that day, she’ll realize all the lies she’s been told all her life…

I’ve been running this since I saw her win an award as “hottest female” and I just couldn’t handle the bullshit lie…and figure someoen needs to put an end to this Highschool musical ego…make her feel like the worthless whore she is….

To See the Rest of the Pictures of Ashley Tisdale Slutting Out on the Beach Follow This Link
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2010

Oct

Lisanne de Jong is the Naked for Fashion Model of the Day

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Lisanne de Jong is some Dutch model on the rise, possibly because she’s willing to go that extra step to fame and get naked on camera, something so many girls on my FACEBOOK, don’t seem to understand. If you want to get ahead, you gotta put your morals and values on a back burner and realize there are thousands of other girls who would get naked if they were in your position. So what if it makes you no better than a stripper or common whore…we’re all fucking whores…

Either way, here she is in some “high” concept “artistic” editorial photoshoot, you know vintage erotica gone fashion, because the fashion industry is pretentious as fuck and think they are important when really they are just full of fucking shit and think they’re original….

Here are the pics…even though they need more spread opened pussy lips…

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