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2010

30

Sep

Weird Video to Start Off the Day

Someone posted this on my Facebook wall. It had 39 views. I felt an artist like this….or who is trying to be like this…to get famous on the internet…because people love crazies….so if you’re not a crazy pretend to be one and video tape it….so it gets passed around….deserved some encouragement….

Warning. It is long. There are no tits. It may not be your thing. I probably should have posted that bikini car wash video from the local high school fundraiser….but instead…you get this.

Posted in:Viral Video

2010

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m pretty fucking hungry, which is ironic considering how fat I am….I am disappointed with how few of you added me to FACEBOOK …..It reminds me how fucking useless, irrelevant and a waste of space I am, however my bank account, credit card debt, fat wife and lack of erections when the time I need them was doin’ an alright job of that…

Here are my stepLINKS

It’s Official: Armageddon is Upon Us
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Man, WTF is WRONG With Katie Price?
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Because You Can’t Marry Your Mom, Even Though You totally Would
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Ashley Greene’s Sweaty Ass In Tight Spandex
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If you Want Pussy….Don’t Dress Boring….
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Laura Vandervoort is Super Hot Dressed As Supergirl
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I Wanna Be All Over Sara Carbonero
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Seeing Sasha Grey’s Tits Really Isn’t a Big Deal But Here they Are Anyways
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Sienna Miller Will Always Be a Dirty Slut to Me, I Don’t Care If She’s engaged to Jude Law
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Raica Oliveira Looks Fantastic in a Bikiki
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“Miley’s Shorts Nicely Riding Up Her Ass”
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Some Serious Hip Hop Thickness
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Christina Hendricks Because Her Breasts Are Amazing
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Dutch Students Having Fun in the Sun
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Nikki Rhodes is One Fine Red Head
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Meet Emmaly Lugo
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Beyonce Gets Her Block Party On – VIDEO
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Lea Lexis Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts
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Lohan is So Desperate It’s Pathetic
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How To: Fuck in a Snuggie
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Jessica Alba Just Because
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Ava Likes the Fucking Machine Deep and Fast
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Katy Perry is a Slutt Schoolgirl
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Naomi Campbell is Looking Hot in All Her Blood dismon Glory
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Yeah I’m All for Sex with Lots of Differnt Sluts, But This Sister Wives Show is Freaking Me the Fuck Out
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Eva Mendes Is Looking as Hot as Ever
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THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVER
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mischa Barton is Looking As Meth Ridden As Ever
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Party Slut Compilation
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Ashley Greene in Short Shorts
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Wanna See How Gross Madoona Looks When She’s Not Photoshopped?
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Kelly Brooke. Nuff Said.
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Striptease of the Day
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Get Noticed….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

29

Sep

Miley Cyrus in Some Bloomers of the Day

Here’s Miley Cyrus wearing some bloomer style underwear you’d expect to see on hookers in saloon’s in the 1800 Gold Rush era as shorts…..which I guess is kinda fitting because Miley is also a little whore before her time…if that makes sense, which I doubt it does…

She milks this teenage into sex thing like Taylor Momsen, a lot better than she probably milks cock at the high school dance, but that’s just because she lost her youth as it was sold for a lot of fucking money, so she doesn’t get to go to high school dances like normal kids, but there’s apparently an endless supply of cock willing to “throat fuck” in the Disney executive lounge…

I don’t know what’s gonna happen when she turns 18, but for now, she’s everything you perverts want in a woman…and that’s that she’s underage…cuz society took that right away from you and makes you a sex offender for wanting it…making her the forbidden fruit..like these underage celebs porno to you…and the whole thing is weird if you break it down…so why bother…it’s easier to just look at her cuz she’s a public figure and it’s less creepy than volunteering at a local High School and I don’t mind participating in this sexed up teen celeb shit, but that’s just cuz I need the traffic….

See I am in Canada and I can legally date a 17 year old, but I don’t know why anyone in their right mind would ever want that….but I won’t get into that…

Here’s Miley’s Newest Song Leaked Today To Hype her Up and Give you a Soundtrack for your Masturbation….I just can’t get over how this garbage music that is clearly garbage music makes money….it scares me.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

29

Sep

Australia Next Top Model Fail of the Day

This is hysterical….not sure when it hit, but I saw this today and laughed cuz it proves that models really are as fucking dumb as you’d expect…this seriously just kills me….especially when the winner, who was actually the loser, comforts the host…wow….what an amazing disaster….

Posted in:Australia Next Top Model

2010

29

Sep

Ashley Greene in a Solid Publicity Stunt of the Day

From Twilight to movies with Miley Cyrus to the Jonas Brothers, this twat knows what to attach herself to to get buzz, just go for the two biggest and overhyped things 15 year old girls are masturbating to, because that way she doesn’t have to get naked for anyone but Joe Jonas, provided he’s not gay and just frotning’ to get press too….So that she can continue to be boring as fuck as she walks around fully clothed not giving me boners, even when her vagina is eager as it tries to eat her thick denim jeans…

I hate this bitch, she fucking sucks and I hate you and all your 15 year old friends and family who make her think she’s got staying power…puttin her in this lazy, stagnant, plateau of boring…

This is some serious fake love…let’s just hope the end comes up faster than she realizes, leaving her with roles that require her naked, cuz I’m ready for her to redeem herself with nudity, trying to get back to where she once was….cuz wherever she’s at now makes me wanna take a nap…

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2010

29

Sep

Jamie Lee Curtis for the Hermaphrodite Fetishists of the Day

The problem with most hermaphrodites is that their dual genitals don’t really live to see the light of day….except maybe on the internet back in the 90s when shocking pics of freaks was my daily entertainment….because parents generally get the male reproduction organs taken out, hormone therapy turned the fuck on, so that their little bi-gendered monster lives a normal life….

Now I’m not sure about this Jamie Lee Curtis myth being truth, but it makes sense considering her features are manly, her tits are fake, her body is boxy, her baby is adopted, so I’m gonna say all signs point to that it is……but it doesn’t really matter…as long as you believe it is…and you get off to that kind of thing…than these pictures are close enough…

I’ve never met an official tranny who admitted to being a tranny in life…I did meet a girl who claimed she was as we were fucking…her pussy was a little external and her clit did look a little like a dick…but I’ll just stick to that she was telling a joke…cuz that sits better with my sexuality….

So here are some Horror Queen tits, 30 years later, in some fitness top that may or may not have once had a penis….but that might as well have once had a penis…cuz they are not…

Posted in:Jamie Lee Curtis

2010

29

Sep

Rihanna’s Clown Hair Continues of the Day

The only reason I like Rihanna is because some Barbados people I know told me that she was a 15 year old hooker at a karaoke bar who fucked with the right dude and ended up “Rihanna” the shanty goddess of the music industry…I figure her story teaches girls much needed lessons in life…

I also like Rihanna because I know she’s falling from the top and I know she’s been replaces with other garbage music…cuz these pop stars with no substance and no soul are easily replaced and fogotten….so seeing her struggle to stay on top is gonna be entertaining….

But none of that positivity towards her can take away from my hatred of her and everything her thick cunt ass in leather pants does or is associated with…not excluding her crying to the police and ruining Chris Brown’s career after starting up with him out of crazy cunt jealousy…

If the devil exists…I’m pretty sure he is Rihanna…


To See Her New Album Cover…An album we hope is the nail in the coffin of her career…and by we I mean I….Where She’s Making Whore Blowjob faces she used to get her fame gig back when she was hooking in Barbados Karaoke bars at 14…Follow this link…
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Posted in:Rihanna

2010

29

Sep

Some Model Mayhem Chick Topless in Suspenders of the Day

I don’t know what it is about chicks, but for some reason they all want to be famous or models…It’s like they were encouraged too much growing up or their dad’s told them how pretty they were enough to give them a complex to think they deserve to be in front of the lens….This is the basis for sites like ModelMayhem, cuz every girl wants to get famous and will do whatever it takes and the whole thing works out pretty alright cuz it gives me the chance to see everyday girls topless or naked as they quest to become known by working with photogs that tell them topless is the way to get noticed….and they are right…

My biggest weakness is that I can’t keep up with all the girls getting naked in picture and video on the internet, it’s a movement far greater than one man’s ability to keep track of…and that’s what makes the internet a pretty amazing place…

Her name is Sarah, she’s 18, she thinks she’s an actual model, and you can book her for topless shoots HERE, just promise her it’ll make her more famous than her modelmayhem profile….

Posted in:ModelMayhem

2010

29

Sep

Katy Perry Squeezing her Tits for Some Photoshoot of the Dy

I almost feel bad that Sesame Street turned on Katy Perry after parents got mad about the amount of tit she was showing, even though kids view tits as a food source and not as something to stick their dicks between….because growing up with a face like Katy Perry’s her only real option in life, other than being an over-rated popstar because the public are fucking idiots and buy into anything that marketing tells them to, was for her to be a muppet….

Here are her tits being squeezed together, cuz that’s all she’s good for…seriously, this twat has no other reason for being on TV….and I have a feeling she probably knows that…

On a sidenote, I still haven’t got the Titty fuck pictures of her, but I do know people who know her, and she was a huge slut before sneaking into this fame game by sucking the right cock, so I know they are out there and it is only a matter of time….in the meantime…this is as close as I can get to Katy Perry smut.

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

29

Sep

Mischa Barton in Leather Shorts in Paris of the Day

Here are a couple of drugged out lookin’ pussy at some event thinkin’ they are fashionable and awesome, when really they look haggard and disgusting….because Mischa Barton is a disaster, but she managed to squeeze her fat, sloppy legs into a pair of leather shorts….

She’s currently in Paris, in the event you were wondering “where in the world in Mischa Barton going to die?”…

She is keeping good company with Montrealer and likely heroin user Irina Lazareanu, who I’ve never had the chance to finger bang in the backseat of her parent’s car, cuz she moved to London when she was 13 and for fear my finger would fall off due to disease…cuz she met Pete Doherty at 15, and was engaged to him a couple of times in some kind of love triangle with Kate Moss, I am sure all you idiots really care about….

On a more interesting tip, I was just walking down the street to an abandoned building near a high school I like to hang out in and cry myself to sleep in cuz my life is shit, and I walked in on two 14 or 15 year old bull dykes making out, with their school uniform pants, cuz they are bull dykes and don’t do the whole “skirt” thing, and it was not very hot…and luckily, either is Mischa, otherwise my story would totally be irrelevant, and I need her nastyness in lesbian state to make it all make sense….

I guess that means she’s no longer irrelevant and that I just found her purpose she’s been looking for, and that’s as the spokesperson for ugly lesbian stories….oh and her shirt is see through too…in the event you are blind…

Posted in:Mischa Barton