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2010

16

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is everyone’s favorite daily feature that leads to hate mail, which in and of itself, makes it worth posting, because people have stopped bothering with me, they used to hatefully call me out every fucking day, but for some reason, the stepNEWS is the only thing that strikes a nerve now, pretty fucking weird…

Caught on Tape: Darth Vader Robs Convenience Store

A Michigan man robbed a store wearing a Darth Vader mask and wielding butcher’s knife

Caught on Tape: MN Teen Attacks Cop Car with Bat

Rape Charge Dropped Against Rabbi

A valley rabbi was accused of raping a young girl, but now all charges against him have been dropped.

FL City Manager Married to Porn Star, Citizens Upset

The hiring of a new city manager in Flagler Beach is stirring up emotions in the small town of 5,000 residents.

Woman Dragged Out of Circle K by Ex-Boyfriend..Treat that Negro Right.

WI District Attorney Sent Sexy Texts to Domestic Abuse Victim

A Wisconsin District Attorney sent inappropriate texts to a woman whose boyfriend he was prosecuting for domestic abuse

Man Sues Woman for Krazy Glue Penis Scam

Caught on Tape: Robber Makes Off with Liquor Down Pants

A man stuffed $518 worth of liquor into his pants and walked out of a Fenton convenience store over the weekend, police say.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

16

Sep

Carla Gugino in a Bikini in Some Movie of the Day

Carla Gugino is some 40 year old who I guess is best known for Sin City. I don’t really remember that movie at all and I don’t feel like looking up pictures of her, but I do know that her tits were the reason she was getting all they hype, so when I saw her in these bikini pictures in some movie called Every Day, I figured I’d post them, even if her ass lacks soul…something you’d expect as a bitch slowly melts and sags into the sunset of her life…cuz 40 is not the new 20 like the media are trying to tell you, shit’s a hell of a lot more sloppy than 20 ever was and that’ just the way it is….

Here are the screen caps…

Posted in:Carla Gugino

2010

16

Sep

Jessica Simpson Slims Down, Still Fat of the Day

I don’t understand how this happened…Maybe her last dress where she looked like a tank made her look fat cuz of her big tits, or more likely she wore padding so that two weeks later she could do a big reveal and be like “See I’m not that fat”, or maybe she’s been ace bandaged up so that she doesn’t look as fat as she is….I do know that whatever it was all for attention cuz that’s how bitch gets paid….and I also know a fat bitch squeezed properly has the ability to have awesome tit while feeling like a doughy piece of shit…

Either way, she’s still fat, she’s just pulling some optical illusions and here is her fat chick cleavage, because aside from her legacy making her good enough cuz of who she once was and her money, her tits are all she has going for her…

Yes…I know…She is probably pregnant….

Bonus – They had her posing with massive chicks to make her look less fat…I’ve seen this trick in bars many times and it works….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2010

15

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Thank god there are other sites out there…if my site was the only one on the internet…the internet would be a very loney, depressed, horrible place…Kinda like the buffet owner when this mom / daughter duo walk through the doors….

Coco’s Tits Get Their Own Cadillac – Bet This Whore Had Never Expected This Sucking Dick for Coke in her Teen YEars
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Angelina Jolie Talking in Tongue’s in her New Movie
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Miley Cyrus In Some Slutty Shorts:
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Get Laid With These – Seriously – I Have One – It Works….
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You Only Have to Ask a Dirty Slut to Recieve
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Rhian Sugden Works It Out – VIDEO
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These Sexy Blonde Are Horny As Hell And You Get to Watch – VIDEO
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100 Hottest Cheerleaders In College Football
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Italian Actress Caterina Murino’s Breasts Are Deliciousa!
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Watching Jessica Simpson Get Fatter Everyday is the Best Form of Entertainment I Could Ask For
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Jody Plays Around in the Bathroom With Her Toy
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Ciara is Looking All Sorts of Hot, God Damn
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Bianca Klamt Makes Wearing a Bikini Look So Easy
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Victoria Silvstead’s Hot Body is Getting Ready For a Workout
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Sling Shot Freak Out – VIDEO
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Ramdom Photo Dump Fun of the Day
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Selena is Way Too Much to Handle, Jesus
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Sophie Turner’s Cleavage Made My Day Better
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These Sluts Know How to Hit the Love Buttons
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Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel & Lily Aldridge Are Bombshells Alright
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THE DIARY OF A LOL CAT
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I Am Praying That This Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher Story is True Cause The Shitstorm That Will Result Will Be Amazing
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Misa Camp is Just Sexy Any Way You Put It
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Carey Mulligan is Looking Super Hot Now That Her Hair is Growing Out
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Looking Good Sweetheart is Leaving the Bar of the Day
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Kasey Puts Her Fingers Where it Counts
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Anna Kournikova Maxim Photoshoot – Video
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Yeah Ièd Bang Gewen Stefani
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Kelly is Hot and There’s No Way Around It
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And ANOTHER Random Pic Dump
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Megan Fox’s New Armani Lingerie/Jeans Video
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The 20 Worst Politician Names Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Dirty Slut Strips Down Cause She’s Mad at a Cabbie. Yes, You Read That Right
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Great Moments in the History of Bathroom Stall Sex
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Drunk Russian Slut – VIDEO
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Drew Barrymore is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Sunful Sluts on VIDEO
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Mila Kunis is So Hot and She’s Even Hotter When You Can Almost See Her Boob
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Jade Starr Gets Her Birthday Pussy Eaten
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Follow Me, Pricks
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

15

Sep

Kate Hudson is Excited to See Her New Boyfriend of the Day

I am amazed by how many cocks Kate Hudson has had in her…The new cock is Matt Bellamy from Muse…who I guess doesn’t really care about penis health or going down on pussy that smells and tastes like Owen Wilson, A.Rod, the dude from Black Crowes, Dax Shepard, Heath Ledger, Lance Armstrong, Eric Lindros, Matt LeBlanc and every other cock that’s been in side her’s cum, cuz she’s too busy fucking like a certified nympho to properly douche…

These pictures aren’t hot, she’s not hot, she’s just the common daddy issue slut who fucks a lot and assumes that makes her empowered, when really it just makes her dirty….

I felt the need to post this cuz I fucking love the idea of sluts, but have hated every single slut I’ve ever been forced to talk to…

Even with breast implants, like a whore who accept she’s a whore, she fucking sucks…

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2010

15

Sep

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage for Moet of the Day

I know people who get off to a lot less than a little cleavage on pussy they want to fuck….or pussy they don’t even want to fuck…but can’t help but jerk off to because it just happens to be there…people have weird fetishes, it’s just that simple, so Scarlett Johansson and her big nose may not be spread eagle doing a dance routine, but she’s still Scarlett Johansson, sometimes that’s enough for some…unfortunately, it’s not enough for me…but I am posting it anyway…cuz this bitch is overrated thanks to you virgin losers who don’t know how to move the fuck on…and I feel compelled to feed you idiots what you are into even if you should get over those things and even if the pictures suck…but unfortunately not as much as I suck…at life..

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2010

15

Sep

Stephanie Pratt Holding Down Her Dress of the Day

Stephanie Pratt is doing us a favor by holding down her ridiculously obnoxious dress during Fashion Week in NYC, because I know that this pussy was made with the same cum that made her brother Spencer…and that she’s just a bottom fame whore pig like he is…because they were raised in the same shitty home….

Sure, I like all pussy that is flashed my way and I generally don’t hate on a pussy because of its background, siblings, whether her dad raped it or not…I don’t even care if the pussy has too much clit hood, too much lip than it should…I just appreciate the beautiful moment where wind took over and shared it with the world…But I think anything that created Spencer Pratt has gotta be poison and bitch should be executed by genetic association to what could be the biggest terrorist in America today….

She is the devil by association, and other than being skinny, she’s also pretty fucking ugly…we will see this bitch in Sex Tapes in the near future…I can tell irrelevance is gonna hit her harder than she thought it would.. All this to say, Thank God the smut called The Hills got cancelled.

Posted in:Stephanie Pratt

2010

15

Sep

Blake Lively is Good Enough for Me of the Day

Blake Lively looks tired. I guess it’s because she’s been so busy streesing out and doing such important things like working so hard sitting in a trailer with a bed and TV while filming on set of Gossip Girl with free food, hair, make-up, and clothes handed to her on a silver platter….making stupid money that can afford a lavish lifestyle and pay off anything her heart desires….and not getting enough sleep from partying all night, drinking only the most expensive of drink, smoking the classiest of cigarettes, and railing the purest cocaine…

The unfortunate thing is that celebs are generally not hot chicks, hot chicks are too buys living the good life without wasting their energy trying to get to this level of fame, unless a miracle hits for them….so this is as good as the new Hollywood period blood gets…so I guess she’s gotta be good enough for me to post…even though the only celeb I find genuinely hot and not mid-range pussy insecure, desperate for attention pussy is Mila Kunis…everyone else fucking sucks to look at….but I can’t make this site about her and her HIV from Home Alone husband.

So here’s Blake Lively…

Posted in:Blake Lively

2010

15

Sep

Snooki’s Fat Troll Tits of the Day

I know guys love this shit. I don’t know why…but for some reason anytime I post anything on Snooki my server goes fucking nuts. I look at her and see someone I wouldn’t even notice on the street and if I did, it would probably because I thought she was some kind of street performer, clown, homeless person dressed like that for money…I would not believe something that looks like this is not on afternoon leave from some institution caring for for hybrid humans created in a lab during wartime…or the circus….Even when she shows off her fat tits on her thick troll body, I can’t get over just how freakish and abnormal she is….apparently you are into the girl no one ever wanted except when drunk and closet cased but she managed to sneak onto TV cuz she’s a joke of a person…and the whole thing just really confuses the fuck out of me…

Posted in:Snooki

2010

15

Sep

Kelly Osbourne’s Weightloss is my New Obsession of the Day

I find it really interesting that even though piggy Osbourne lost all kind of weight, she still looks fucking disgusting. So interesting that I am obsessed with staring at her pics trying to make sense of it…cuz it just doesn’t make sense…fat girls who get skinny are supposed to be fuckable…

She is one of those people who shouldn’t have bothered trying to get healthy and fit, because it didn’t make her any more desirable to fuck, like the fat bitch I used to fuck when she was down on her luck and fat due to a cookie addiction, who 2 years later ended up getting work as stripper everyone wanted to fuck, and eventually fucked her way into porn, because she lost all the weight and took advantage of all the attention she felt she was missing out on…

Kelly Osbourne’s weightloss story didn’t work out quite as well for her…

Seriously, this goes against all studies on weightloss and the whole thing amazes me…but not as much as the fact that people have had sex with this in all it’s shapes, sizes, and levels of cleanliness…

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne