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2010

09

Sep

Megan Fox’s Married Ass of the Day

Megan Fox is an idiot….just another one of those starlets who let their fame get to their head. Now she thinks she can have a career despite being married. Next thing you know she’ll think she can have a career despite being pregnant. Then she’ll think she can have a career despite having a kid and a sloppy mom body. When really we only cared about her cuz we thought she was young and hot. Now we have to come to terms with the fact that she’s also a loser, who partnered up with a has been from 90210 fame, but based on her career, I think we already have.

Don’t worrry, there are a million Megan Fox type chicks out there. She is easily replaced. I just like to monitor the slow plunge into obscurity…cuz there was a time when I’m sure she thought she had the fucking world in the palm of her hand…and I like reality checks…especially in the form of lowering themselves to do sex tapes…when just two years earlier they were too good and important to even go topless.

What a fucking joke of a person…

Bonus – Here is a half naked picture of her in a recent issue of Elle….

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2010

09

Sep

Miranda Kerr in Some Bikini Pictures of Victoria’s Secret of the Day

These are supposed to be new, but all these bikini catalog shots look the fucking same, so I don’t fucking know when they are from, because unlike you, I don’t keep tabs on the model number of the bathing suits a bitch is wearing in the pictures I jerk off to, not that I jerk off to catalog bikini pictures, but I can only assume you do….

Old or new, they are still of a pretty hot bikini model doing what she gets paid tons of money to do and I guess that makes her better at wearing bikinis than all the other bitches in the world who do it for free, but I am not really too sure about that…I just know it’s good enough for my shitty standards and apparently for Victoria’s Secret….so here are the pics…

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2010

09

Sep

Mona Johannesson is the Topless Cowgirl of the Day

Cowboy shit is going nuts…It is going to be the new vampire…and I am pretty happy about it….I’ve been endorsing this Cowboy style clothing company that just launched for the last few weeks because I really believe the shit is going to take over and I’m doing everything I can to help make it happen because I’m tired of bi-sexual looking emo kids as the idols for our youth. I want to help bring back the Marlboro Man…cuz chain smoking on horses isn’t a gay thing…even if Bubble Boy tried to make you think it is with his Brokeback Mountain shit..it’s fuckin’ gangster.

This is some topless cowboy fashion shoot for some magazine cuz cowboy is the future and when it’s given to me like this I find the whole thing fucking hot….

Her name is Mona Johannesson, she’s got hot perky model tits and she’s bringing my cowgirl fantasy to life…it is part of the American way..let’s bring it back….

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2010

09

Sep

Heidi Montag Staged Bikini Pics So You Don’t Forget Her of the Day

Heidi Montag does whatever it takes to stay in the media, I guess she figures she’s put all this work into committing to being a trashcan of a person, focusing on nothing more than getting people to notice her, all while sacrificing any self-respect she might have….

That is why she pretended to get divorced to someone I think she pretended to marry. That is why they are now reporting she has a sex tape with some other useless attention whore. That is why she had the plastic surgery. That is why she is pretending to get the plastic surgery reversed. That is why she uses twitter to talk about massaging her implants. That is why she is in these staged bikini pics…

The real unfortunate thing in all this is that I don’t find her hot, or interesting, or even human, she is so low grade they wouldn’t feed her to orphans or homeless people if she was beef, but I guess pussy in a bikini is pussy in a bikini…even if it is the representation of all that is wrong in this world…

I do know that she’s gone this far, so the sex tape is probably real, and when it drops, I’ll be sure to climb on that like it was my wife busting my balls to fuck her….very cautiously….

The real depressing thing in all this is that she’s in Costa Rica and not Mexico, where she could have been confused for a drug lord’s slut wife, or a drug mule, resulting in her death…..but I guess we’re stuck dealing with her stunts a little longer…..


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2010

09

Sep

Rihanna Shitty Barely Suggestive Promo Pictures of the Day

I hate Rihanna. I don’t know why. I just know there was a day that I saw her on TV and I realized she was nothing by a whore who didn’t embrace the fact that she was a whore but who instead pretended to be a popstar…in some identity crisis that ust made me hate her.

Here is her weak attempt to get noticed cuz she knows people don’t give a fuck about her anymore and that her career is on the downward spiral into a drug overdose. I expect more hustle for a teenage prostitute…..

This picture was taken to be attached to her new single…


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I am the first to admit that every once in a while, these shitty commercial songs that the record companies pretty much shit out on the daily cuz they know they will sell, actually produce a catchy song that I sing along to despite how homosexual that makes me. I can’t think of any specific examples because I have a bad memory, but I do know that this trash is not one of those songs. This is just another nail in the coffin of Rihanna’s career. The end is near for this cry baby…and the only tragedy in all this is that Chris Brown didn’t follow through with what he started back when he choked her out.

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2010

09

Sep

Amazing Amazing Race Clip of the Day

I spent my morning watching my own kind of amazing race. It was a group of high school girls in what must have been gym class, wearing pretty seductive, low cut tank tops, in what would have been an amazing video, but would have been illegal for me to do, and I figured why ruin a good thing and get arrested to share with you idiots, when I can just sit there and enjoy it, since when you don’t have a camera, no one suspects you of being a fucking pervert….

That said, someone sent in this preview video for the Amazing Race and I pretty much laughed, so that makes it good enough to start the day here.

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2010

08

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was thinking I should start featuring some of the best comments made on the site, so the world can get in on the bullshit that this site is, but then I realized that nobody really reads the site, so assuming featuring anything would get noticed, is really just a waste of fucking time, not to mention, no one bothers commenting on the site so it would make it impossible to really keep it alive….so I just figured I’d stop bothering trying to come up with ideas, I’ll just post pictures of hot pussy from my facebook account…..

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Britney Spears Sexually Harassed a Man for Soda and The Amazing Part of That Sentence is That You Didn’t Read It Wrong
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Caroline Wozniacki Juicy Camel Toe, I Mean, JUICY
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Sluts Strip Down and I Couldn’t Ask For More
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This Chick Bad: A Guide To Nicki Minaj’s Best Back Shots
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Weird Pole Dancing Slut of the Day
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Peaches and Her Friend Get It On – VIDEO
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25 Hottest Celebrity Sports Fans You Want at Your Tailgate
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Petra Nemcova Upskirt
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Rooney Mara is Set to Be the New ‘It’ Girl, What Do You Think Though?
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Sammie’s Self Pics Will Drive You Wild
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The MOST Ridiculous Ass I Have Seen in a Long Time
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Minka Keely Freaks Out About Some Thing or Another, Looks Fantastic in Tight Jeans
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Backyard Swing Twick FAIL – VIDEO
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Web Cam Finger Fuckings – VIDEO
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Suelyn Medeiros Curves Are Too Much
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Some JErsey Shore Titty Action
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Aiden, Ashley and Jazy Get It On – VIDEO
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I REALLY Hope This Story About Brad Pitt Banging a Flight Attendant is True
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Bad Face Day or Not, I’d Still Fuck Bar Rafaeli
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There Vintage Dating Videos Never Get Old – VIDEO
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Hot Asian Sluts to Beat Off To – GALLERY
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I Can’t Believe I’m Saying This Outloud But Katie Holmes is Looking Fuckable
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Pam Anderson Wants to Film a Sex Scene With You
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Wet Hot Summer With Playboy
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Alic is a Tall Drink of Water
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200 Bottle os Beer Go Boom – VIDEO
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More of Ashley Green and Miley Cyrus Slutting It Up
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The 30 Greatest Moments In Pedobear History
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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some Brand New Nearly Nudes of Kim Kardashian
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Boise State vs. TCU – Cheerleader Edition
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Insane Naked Man Gets Pulled Off Cop Car And Goes Splat – VIDEO
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Angey or Not I’d Still Bang Charlize Theron
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Hot Sluts Play Connect 4 – VIDEO
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Jessica is All Oiled Up
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Lori Buckby is a Sexy and Slutty Con Artist
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Girl On Girl For Wayne Rooney
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2010

08

Sep

Charlize Theron Hard Nipple of the Day

Although one would think my first love for South Africa is the high AIDS rate cuz shit just gets me all excited about the future of sex, not to mention gives me something to joke about when playing compare Paris Hilton’s Vagina to a Country games on long drives, the truth is my first love for South Africa is Charlize Theron….even though she escaped the shit and left her family behind after her mom shot her father to be all fancy and important in Hollywood….

She introduced me to the beautiful country when I was just an ignorant and uneducated 28 year old, and she was just a hot pussy in Playboy trying to make it in America, knowing like Kim Kardashian, Pam Anderson, and pretty much any relevant Hollywood actor with no family connections, that getting naked was the only way.

I respect that hustle and I think she’s kinda hot…so seeing her 40 year old hard nipples doesn’t quite get me as excited as hard nipples did when I was 14 in Gym class, but it’s good enough to get a post on this low grade, no standard website. Yay.

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2010

08

Sep

Ashlee Simpson’s Legs in a See Through of the Day

Ashlee Simpson is doing a hell of a lot better than her fat as fuck sister…I like to think this is a good old case of sabotage. You know after years of being on the back burner in the family, doing what Jessica wanted, spending birthdays and Christmas where Jessica happened to be performing, pretty much putting everyone’s life on hold for Jessica….only to decide to launch her own career, that was a fucking disaster, because no one told her that just cuz your sister is liked, wanted and famous, doesn’t mean you will be…pretty humiliating herself and making her resent and hate Jessica even more….You know, secretly happy when Jessica’s marriage failed, and when Jessica couldn’t land a man, or keep a man to have a family with…realizing how rewarding it was when Jessica finally got what she fucking deserved….and Ashlee came out as the fucking winner, with a happy marriage to a faggot, a baby, money and a good life….that Jessica just can’t get. Finally, something Ashlee is good at. Finally the prize in the family….

I can only assume that Ashlee is partially responsible for this, you know melting a stick of butter in Jessica’s protein shakes, or having eating competitions with her to get the ball rolling, only to puke secretly, leaving Jessica to blow the fuck up…It is the only explanation for Jessica Simpson’s new fat and horrible body ….


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2010

08

Sep

Sofia Vergara Hides Her Tits of the Day

This is some typical slut behavior. When bitch was trying to get out there, she had no problem using her tits as hard as she could to get both work and noticed….It got to the point where she was only known for your immigrant tits….but now that she’s won an Emmy, she’s got arrogant and feels confident, like she doesn’t need to exploit herself anymore….and this is typical ….luckily it never works out, because the public only care about her tits, she just has a delusion that they care about her anyway she comes…but that’s not reality…and when reality finally sets in…she’ll back to her old slut self…but in the meantime, welcome to the dry period….

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