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2010

23

Aug

Shauna Sand’s Ass is Still Fuckin’ Up Her Kids in her Bikini of the Day

Shauna Sand may have a very ugly looking vagina. One that looks like a ball sack that lost it’s balls. She may be a disgusting person. She may be a bottom feeder who didn’t get hugged enough as a kid, or who was molested by her uncle or father and sexualized at a young age, leading to shitty implants and a shitty life as a naked chick from Playboy, something she rode until she decided to ride a homosexual french man in the Shauna Sand Exposed Sex Tape , and she may be a bad influence on her kids who are going to end up either lesbians or fucked up little whores. But she sure has a good ass for an old lay with a bunch of kids and no matter how tacky, trashy, disgusting smelling or looking a cunt is, a good little ass is a good little ass and that’s really what it all comes down to…

So as she does nothing, rides her low level fame and child support checks from her soap star ex-husband all while wearing stripper shoes and a bikini, I sit here posting pictures of her and I guess that pretty much means she’s the winner and I’m the fucking loser….

And here are her bikini pics…in what seems to be a daily event these days…Goodtimes.

Posted in:Shauna Sand

2010

23

Aug

Jessica Alba Covered Up and Insecure at a Photoshoot of the Day

Jessica Alba got booked to do a photoshoot, something she hasn’t really been asked to do for a while, you know since she committed career suicide by becoming a family woman thanks to an arrogance that came from all the constant re-affirmation, and she looks pissed. The paparazzi say it is because her stylist put her in some half naked outfit, an outfit her body probably can’t handle as well as she’d like it to, or as well as it used to and she proves that by walking around covered the fuck up like a fat chick at the waterpark, with a miserable looking face cuz she clearly didn’t win the fight. It’s a rat race out there and if you wanna make money, you gotta step the fuck up and strip the fuck down like the whore that you and your uterus are….

I’m loving these pictures, but that’s just because I love insecure girls, especially when they were the hot chick, like the time I slammed the captain of the high school cheerleading squad, 15 years after graduation, or what I like to call 15 years of getting fat, miserable, down on your luck, broke and pretty much as gutter as possible….but the whole time her sloppy tits slapped against her chin and I lost feeling from my waist down, I knew what she was and what she became and that kind of sad story will always be porn to me…

So here’s an angry Mom Alba bringing back the memories of what once was…..but she shouldn’t be so nervous and miserable…they are obviously gonna photoshop the shit out of her and the only people who have to see her stretch-maked ass and stomach are the poor fools on set….who I hope hate their jobs enough to leak the un-retouched pictures to me…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

23

Aug

Taylor Momsen is the Slutty Teen of the Day

Taylor Momsen doesn’t have shit on the real hooker I saw this weekend. She also wore a short skirt, tight outfit, shitty bleached hair, but instead of make-up, bitch had a real rugged “Just got fucked for money” look, and instead of pantyhose, or thigh highs with garters, she had her fishnets tattooed on her legs and I thought that took being a whore to the next fucking level, it was like she accepted this was and always will be her life, while Taylor Momsen is just a clown mocking that for attention, like a kid on Halloween, it is so artificial, it is funny, but at the same time we need to come together and celebrate an underage girl dressed slutty, no matter what the occasion or how lame, boring, pathetic, useless, ugly, fat or stupid she is, because in the end it’s still an underage girl dressed slutty, and that’s always lots of fun to look at….

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2010

23

Aug

Adriana Lima is a Mom in her Bikini of the Day

I think it’s got to the point in running this site where I don’t need to really write anything about anyone and you people just know what I am thinking, kinda like a married couple at the diner having breakfast on their 50th wedding anniversary RV road trip, but I will say this, Adriana Lima, whether her body is a little softer and thicker thanks to ill-decisions made because she’s a catholic and doesn’t believe in Plan B, Abortions or Birth Control, she’s still Adriana Lima….and here she is in some real deal at the hotel bikini pictures cuz they are better than the photoshoot pictures we normally see, even if all the retouching on photoshop makes her look better…cuz

That’s all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2010

23

Aug

Ginger Spice Titty Bounce While She Tries to Stay Fit of the Day

There’s something amazing about watching a girl jog, it actually is how I spend a lot of my evenings when I have nothing better to do, which is always, cuz there is something incredible about seeing a bitch half naked, her ass squeezed into tight pants, her big tits squeezed into a sports bra, with enough give to let her big titties bounce in every direction as she moves along the street, it’s like she doesn’t realize she’s giving a pornographic show, or that people are watching, cuz she’s just focused on breaking records, which makes following her home a lot easier, except for the whole trying to keep up part….

Posted in:Geri Halliwell

2010

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Guess what time it is….that’s right…get drunk and sodomize unsuspecting girls with your fingers at busy bars, stores and friday night hotspots before getting escorted out….but before I go…here are my stepLINKS cuz like a person with OCD, I gotta do this before doing that…I’m weird like that…

Heidi and Spencer are Releasing a Sex Tape – That Is Gonna Be Huge…Even though Expected, a Little Late, and Against their Bullshit Christian Bullshit…
GO

Katy Price is a Shiney Whore
GO

It’s Almost as Good as Live Sex, And If I Were You I Would Take What I Could Get
GO

Anna Paquin Short Shorts
GO

The Hottest Sports Fans from the Biggest Party Schools in the Country
GO

Ivanka Trump Bikini Body
GO

Drew Barrymore is Everywhere Lately and Even Tho Her Film Sucks, Shes Easy to Look At So Whatever
GO

Cat Makes Sitting at the Desk Look Like One Hell of a Time
GO

I Can’t Tell If This is a Clit or a Dick – VIDEO
GO

This is Delightfully Smutty and That’s All I Have to Say About That
GO

Consuelo Adler is Lingerie
GO

This Should Be a Fucking Ad For Condoms I Swear to Go – VIDEO
GO

And Now, The Worst Guns and Roses Cover EVER – VIDEO
GO

Nasty Girl Lights Her Fart on Fire – VIDEO
GO

I Love a Nice Black and White Set
GO

When Bullfights Go Wrong – VIDEO
GO

Mandy and Julie Get It On
GO

Anna Maria Perez is Jailbait
GO

The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
GO

The Photoshop Awards: Montana Fishburne’s Ass On “As Is” Magazine
GO

A Little Rihanna, Just Because
GO

Courtney Love is Going Insane Live on Twitter
GO

Sandee is in the Park Lookin Hot
GO

Mmmmm Charlize Theron
GO

Tila Tequila Isn’t Looking Completely Gross For Once
GO

TRIPLETS TRIPLETS OMGOMG!
GO

Pic Dump of the Day
GO

Hilary Duff Has Seen Better Days
GO

Cheerleader Tryout Secrets – VIDEO
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Jennifer Aniston Said Retard and Now Everyone Hates Her
GO

Seven Technologies That Are Going to Kill Us All
GO

More of Taylor Momsen Looking Like a Junkie Whore
GO

Japanese Navy Recruitment Ads Versus US Ones – VIDEO
GO

Masterbating Hottie on the Couch
GO

Britney Conjures Gless Inspired Lesbian Sex Fantasies
GO

Erica Campbell – VIDEO
GO

Top 5 Wierd and Awesome Vending Machines
GO

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

20

Aug

Natalia Vodianova for Forum 2011 Campaign of the Day

Since I am a fashion site that links to porn sites and not a porn site that links to fashion sites cuz fashion sites make bank and porn sites make bank…but sites that somehow manage to float in the middle of the two make fucking nothing…so repackaging the shit was needed…here are some pictures of Natalia Vodianova, a model, in black and white pictures with some colorful cumshot effect, for the new Forum campaign, not that I know what forum would be, but I do know that this bitch is a well-liked communist who escaped being a mail-order bride and instead became an expensive model, but more importantly, that this campaign looks like some softcore porn sex scene I watched late night, and there’s nothing wrong with that…other than a lack of pussy lip and penetration….which I guess is a huge thing wrong with that….

Posted in:Natalia Vodianova

2010

20

Aug

Kelly Brook is Really Popular of the Day

My big regret with this bitch is that 5 or 6 years ago, when I started the site, I didn’t reach out to her and book her for a photoshoot back when she was affordable and desperate. A photoshoot that would have lead to marriage, kids and the possible good life she’s getting now, because there was a time when this bitch wasn’t all over the media, but instead was getting fucked by celebrity cock on the downlow and 500 dollars would have got her tits in my face for the site.

Unfortunately, I don’t spot talent very well, cuz I never predicted this happening. Especially not now in her old age, I was convinced she was just going to fade off like all the other attractive, busty, UK trash in cheap lingerie, but instead she pulled the right moves, got the right management, and now people talk about her every fucking day like she matters…which she doesn’t…but I guess her tits kinda do…cuz they are big…and being oppressed in this outfit like a black man in the 1950s…ok, enough of this nonsense…let’s focus on the real issues like why she is wearing the same shirt as Ashley Tisdale (scroll down)…how embarrassing.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2010

20

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Hides her Ugly Face of the Day

If you read the site, you will know that after seeing Ashley Tisdale smiling at last year’s teen choice awards, for winning best female performer, or something equally paid off for and stupid sounding, I felt a need to prove the world that she’s not the best at anything, and put her in her ugly girl place, cuz there’s one thing I hate in the world, and that’s ugly chicks who think they are hot…

So we’ve established in our “Ugly Watch” that she’s got a busted up face, despite the plastic surgery, she looks seriously inbred….I know we’ve succeeded cuz she’s covering the fuck up now, so no one can be tainted by her disgustingness and so everyone can focus on her body, something she works really hard to maintain, but despite all her efforts leaves her with a boring looking ass…

I won’t be happy til Tisdale is too scared to leave her house. So the ugly watch continues….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2010

20

Aug

Tila Tequila’s Crazy Tits of the Day

Don’t get me wrong, I love when a useless whore I can’t stand gets beat the fuck down as much as the next guy, but it annoys me when a useless whore I can’t stand is playing up the fact that she got beat down, even though she didn’t get beat the fuck down, cuz it gets her on TV….it makes me want to see her get taken out back and shot like Old Yeller for being broken and wasting all our fucking time…

When is this bitch going to release a sex tape already. It has been her calling for a long fucking time and she’s been ignoring it because she’s done pretty good without it, but the time has fucking come to step up and stop the yard and the fact that she has no shame means it’s on its way…and finally I’ll be able to like her for the midget, asian, fake tit, cunt who once gave me free vodka she is….

Posted in:Tila Tequila